Spin the what 3
SEE YOU LATER SPACE COWBOY.
Author's Notes: I'm glad that everyone is coming around to this little story of mine. I was starting to wonder if there was going to be anyone that liked these pairings. I'm glad that you guys/gals liked the wacky humor in this story. As a matter of fact this was the first ever humor fic that I ever wrote, and because of the reviews this won't be my last. Anyway thanks for sticking around, and I'll try to make each chapter worth your while. Also this is really just a filler chapter, seeing as to how I could not concentrate when I wrote this story. It's those darn kids I tell you. So this chapter might be a bit blasé. (Blasé means laid back or relaxed.) Enjoy.
Disclaimer: Nothing here belongs to me. Well nothing but my creativity. Let's get on with the story.
Spike was sitting on the couch watching Big Shots for the bounty hunters, when Faye walked into the living room. He became a little annoyed when she sat down on the couch right next to him. He found it rather odd that she was seated so close to him, and so he inched over a bit to give them both a little extra space. She inched closer to him once again, and then he moved yet again to avoid the proximity between the two. This little song and dance continued until Faye was sitting right in front of the TV. When Spike realized that Faye was trying to hog the television, he called her out on it.
"Faye! What do you think you're doing?"
"I'm watching T.V. Spike. Why is there something wrong?"
"Yes there's something wrong. You can't barge in here and push people off of the couch Faye."
"I did not push you off the couch. You're the one that got up."
"You need to move it Faye! There's this bounty that I want to catch."
"Bounty? Did you say bounty?" She said, as her eyes grew big.
"Yes I did. Now will you move?"
"Nope."
Spike stood there seething with anger, until a random thought popped into his head. He grabbed the plug, and quickly unplugged it with a quick pull of his hand. The television set went black, and Faye screamed loud enough to wake up everybody in the ship.
"You plug that back up!"
"Nope. Not until you give me back my spot on the couch."
An evil thought crossed Faye's mind and she decided that she was going to go through with the thought that was formulating in the back of her mind.
"O.K. you got yourself a deal, but first I need to ask you to do me one small favor."
"Make it snappy Faye. I'm missing all the important information on this bounty."
"Move the T.V. over to the left just a little bit. There was a leak in the roof yesterday, and I don't want to get the T.V. all wet."
"There's no leak in the roof."
"Yes it is. I saw it with my own very eyes."
"No there isn't!"
"You're missing your show."
That sudden realization made Spike plug up the television set back up, and move the TV set over to where Faye told him to. He hurriedly ran, and then he plopped down on the couch. It was almost comical to see Spike falling in the exact same hole that Faye was stuck in earlier, and Faye couldn't help but laugh at Spike's predicament. Of course Spike didn't know that there was a hole in the couch, because the couch had one of those yellow couch covers on it.
She looked down at him, and he glared up at her as evilly as he could. However his attention was directed back towards the TV when he heard how many woolongs this bounty had on his head
"250,000,000 Woolongs?" Both Faye and Spike said in unison.
They both listened intently on the rest of the information for the bounty. Once the show was over, Faye stood up from the big yellow couch. She looked down at Spike, and she noticed that he was still jotting down some information on the bounty head. She also noticed that a pack of cigarettes were sticking out of Spike's shirt pocket, and with one quick swipe of the hand Faye took the whole carton from him. She smirked when she saw the expression on his face.
"Hey! Give those back Faye!"
"And why would I do that?"
"Because you value your life."
"No, that's not it."
"Faye!" Spike warned.
"Ok. Fine. You don't have to be a baby about it."
Faye took one cigarette from the carton, and threw the pack back at Spike. He grabbed the pack like it was his last lifeline, and stuffed them back in his pocket. When his cigs were secure in his pocket, he tried to get out of the infamous hole. However, much to his chagrin he found out that he couldn't budge.
"Faye, help me get out here!"
"No can do Spike. I've got a bounty to catch."
With that being said Faye walked out of the room, and headed towards her ship. Spike tried in vain to get out of the couch, when Ed finally walked into the living room. Spike looked up at her admiringly as she sauntered up to him wearing one of his shirts.
"How did Spike person get stuck in that position?"
"Wouldn't you like to know?" He said sarcastically.
"Spike person is so silly." She said as she turned to leave.
"Wait. Don't leave me like this." He screamed out.
Ed broke into a weird song and dance that left Spike bewildered. He reached in his pocket, and he pulled out a cigarette. He reached for his lighter, and he quickly lit it up. He took a deep puff and almost immediately his nerves calmed down considerably. He looked back up at Ed, and he rolled his eyes in exasperation.
"I'm doomed. I'm never leaving this couch am I?"
His question went unanswered as Ed did her best rendition of Les Miserables. Once she got like this, there was no stopping her.
"Yeah, I'm doomed."
Jet was tinkering on the Bebop ship when he saw Faye getting into her ship. He watched her as she climbed into the ship. At that moment Jet felt like one of the luckiest men on the face of the planet. He would describe Faye as hot, and the fact that she wanted him still came as a total surprise to him. He watched as she started the ship, and he put down his tools. He walked over to her ship, and he looked up at her before he opened his mouth to speak.
"So, where are you off to Faye?"
"There's this new bounty out there, and I'm going to catch him."
"Is Spike going?"
"Spike's a little occupied at the moment."
"You really should wait on him. I don't want you going out there by yourself." Jet said.
"Are you worried me Jet?"
"You already know how dangerous some of these bounties can be."
"You're worried?" She said plainly.
"Darn right I'm worried."
A huge grin covered Faye's face, and Jet could do nothing but look at her like she grew a second head.
"What's wrong with you Faye? Why are you staring at me like that?"
"You really love me. You really love me. You want to marry me, because you love me." She sang.
"Marry? Who said that I wanted to marry you? Do you realize how complicated married life is on men my age?"
"Are you serious!? ." She said sarcastically.
"Yes I'm serious, but marriage at my age is just crazy. I don't think that I ready to make such a big step like that."
"You jerk! I didn't want to marry you anyway." She yelled.
Faye then shut the door to her ship, and prepared to take off. She didn't even wait for Jet to move as she hit the thrusters on the ship. Jet could do nothing but seek out cover, and scratch the back of his head in confusion. He wondered why she was talking about marriage all of a sudden.
*I mean we've just started seeing each other. Surely she couldn't be serious right?
As Jet pondered over his thoughts, he made his way to the living room. He was surprised to see that Spike was in the same hole that Faye was in days earlier. He walked over to where Spike was sitting, and he extended his hand out towards the young man. Once Spike was back on his feet, he turned around to face Jet.
"You really need to handle your woman." Spike said sardonically.
"I would if I could, but I just can't seem to figure her out one bit!"
"Join the club Jet."
"I think she wants me to marry her."
"What? That's crazy. You've only been together, for what two days now?"
"My point exactly."
"What did you tell her?"
"That I wasn't ready for marriage at my age."
"Jet, tell me that you didn't tell her that."
"Yeah I did. Why?"
"Jet. Women view marriage as a life long commitment. If you just told Faye that, then you've just confirmed that you don't want to make a commitment with her."
"What? That's just crazy."
"All women are crazy Jet. It's what I've been preaching about every since I boarded this ship."
"Tell me about it."
Spike looked up to see Ed standing in the background. It was apparent that she was angry, at the things that Spike had said. So she turned around and stalked off to her room in a huff. The sound of her slamming the door and locking it could be heard through the quiet ship with crystal clear clarity.
"Thanks a lot Jet. Now my girlfriends mad at me."
"Sorry about that Spike. Now about that bounty."
"I'm already on it."
Spike walked out to his ship, and descended into the night. That bounty was going to be his, and he wasn't about to let Faye grab all the glory. As he drove his ship towards his old hometown of Mars, he tried to figure out how he could make things up to Ed. He realized that Ed wasn't going to be an easy gal to please, and that whatever he decided to do, it had to be something that she would remember for a long time.
That chapter sucked I know. In my defense when I wrote this my concentration level was very low. I had loud music in the background, coupled with a loud television set and loud arse kids. So yes this sucks, and no it wasn't funny. But hey, I tried. If you liked it, then please tell me. That would help me a lot. Please.
Next Chapter: Ed has a bounty on her head, and a bounty hunter finds her and captures her. The Bebop's broken, and is immobile. That leaves Spike to go out and find his woman. However, the kidnapper will learn the hard way that some bounties are best left alone. Also where's Faye? She's still ticked off at Jet, and decided to spend a night out on the town. It's there where she meets a mysterious man named Gren. How will Jet deal with this?
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