The Mute Mutant
By: Matt Eichenlaub
Episode II
As Matt reaches the burger joint, he would sense another disturbance in the atmosphere around him. He would look to his left, then his right, just to see nothing strange. He walks into the restaurant, orders his usual double-decker and Mountain Dew and takes his usual seat in the corner.
Just as he's about to take a bite from his double-decker, someone barges right into the scene with a large size ion cannon.
"Where's Matt?!", the strange one asks in a rather angry voice. The man looks like he's half robot and half clown. (Scary, yes) Everyone evacuates the building except for Matt, his enemy.
"Hehheh.. Long time no see, mute boy. FWAHAHAHAHA!!!" Matt sits where he is, steadfast.
The strange man would just stare at Matt, then grin. "How rude, not answering when spoken to. OH! Wait, that's right! You can't speak because your a mute boy. GYAHAHA!!!"
Matt would growl in anger, somehow. "Shut up, CJ."
"What? You can speak? NYAAA!!! Why did you call me CJ? I'm the Chrome Jester, dang it!!!"
"You've always had such a lousy name, you know?" "Oh, can it!! I've had enough of this. The only reason I'm here is to kill you and get a large bounty. NYA HA!! Now, shall we take care of business?"
"Give me your best shot, CJ." Matt grins and starts to glow. "NYA HA!!!!" The Chrome Jester aims his ion cannon at Matt and fires three long, powerful blasts.
Matt ducks outta the way of the first one, lets the second one go by, and jumps to avoid the third. After he lands, he mutates into the man wearing a black tunic, the red belt, the white hair, and the orange eyes. From hius pocket, he pulls out his drumstick. From the drumstick comes a blade, similar to that of an axe. "You've had the worst timing too." Matt throws the axe at CJ, who would duck under it.
"HA! And you've always had the worst aim. You couldn't hit the broad side of a ba..." CJ couldn't finish. A second axe had went through his chest, taking out his ribs, his spine and spinal cord, and his lungs.
"You know, talking will get you nowhere in this world." Matt says as he walks over to the remains of the Chrome Jester. "Heh, so much for the bounty."
Matt returns to his normal form, to his seat, and to his dinner.
tune in for the nest episode soon
By: Matt Eichenlaub
Episode II
As Matt reaches the burger joint, he would sense another disturbance in the atmosphere around him. He would look to his left, then his right, just to see nothing strange. He walks into the restaurant, orders his usual double-decker and Mountain Dew and takes his usual seat in the corner.
Just as he's about to take a bite from his double-decker, someone barges right into the scene with a large size ion cannon.
"Where's Matt?!", the strange one asks in a rather angry voice. The man looks like he's half robot and half clown. (Scary, yes) Everyone evacuates the building except for Matt, his enemy.
"Hehheh.. Long time no see, mute boy. FWAHAHAHAHA!!!" Matt sits where he is, steadfast.
The strange man would just stare at Matt, then grin. "How rude, not answering when spoken to. OH! Wait, that's right! You can't speak because your a mute boy. GYAHAHA!!!"
Matt would growl in anger, somehow. "Shut up, CJ."
"What? You can speak? NYAAA!!! Why did you call me CJ? I'm the Chrome Jester, dang it!!!"
"You've always had such a lousy name, you know?" "Oh, can it!! I've had enough of this. The only reason I'm here is to kill you and get a large bounty. NYA HA!! Now, shall we take care of business?"
"Give me your best shot, CJ." Matt grins and starts to glow. "NYA HA!!!!" The Chrome Jester aims his ion cannon at Matt and fires three long, powerful blasts.
Matt ducks outta the way of the first one, lets the second one go by, and jumps to avoid the third. After he lands, he mutates into the man wearing a black tunic, the red belt, the white hair, and the orange eyes. From hius pocket, he pulls out his drumstick. From the drumstick comes a blade, similar to that of an axe. "You've had the worst timing too." Matt throws the axe at CJ, who would duck under it.
"HA! And you've always had the worst aim. You couldn't hit the broad side of a ba..." CJ couldn't finish. A second axe had went through his chest, taking out his ribs, his spine and spinal cord, and his lungs.
"You know, talking will get you nowhere in this world." Matt says as he walks over to the remains of the Chrome Jester. "Heh, so much for the bounty."
Matt returns to his normal form, to his seat, and to his dinner.
tune in for the nest episode soon
