AIM Crazy!: Chapter 2

Everyone's screennames

Shinichi- GreatDetectiveoftheEast

Heiji- GreatDetectiveoftheWest (a/n: isn't it so corny? almost exactly the same as Shinichi's.)

Hakuba- SherlockHolmes184

Kaito- KaitoKid1412

Ran- OrchidRanchan

Kazuha- OsakaKazuchan (a/n: same structure as Ran's, but I'm blank on screennames!)

Aoko- BlueGirlAoko

Akako- MissQueenAkako

Sonoko- BeAuTyAnGeLsOnO

and believe it or not, Ai!- SherryinBlack (a/n: Ai, I thought you didn't wanna get caught. Ai: shut up. I can't even believe you're making me do this unintelligable thing.)

Now let's get on with the story!!!! Oh wait... there's another one.

Mystery Person: cornishpixies (a/n: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)

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Hmm... Heiji was on. Let's invite him to IM, shall we?

Shinichi quickly double clicked his name and a screen popped up.

***IM Window***

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: Yo Heiji.

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: Hello?

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: Yoo hoo~

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: I still haven't forgiven u, kudo.

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: *pouts* aww... that was a century ago.

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: you type like a girl...

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: like i care.

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: nvm

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: so...

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: ...

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: ...

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: Hattori?

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: wut?

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: How did ur dad break the computer?

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: *eyes dots*

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: I mean, really,

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: ur dad just doesn't seem the type to break things

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: well, he is.

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: how???

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: well, he happened to hack into some of his workers e-mail...

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: and?

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: they were talking bad things about him...

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: O_O!!!

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: he got mad...

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: i can just imagine.

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: and chucked the DSL out the window

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: ...

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: O_O;;

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: So we had to get a new DSL because it landed on a shallow mud puddle on the sidewalk

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: not to mention

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: that we had to get a new window too

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: LOL

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: seriously my dad has high blood pressure

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: wow...

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: he shud control his temper more

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: do u kno who has the most high temper in japan?

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: who?

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: u.

[Your warning level has gone up to 3% by GreatDetectiveoftheWest.]

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: HEIJI!!!

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: yes?

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: I am gonna kill u.

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: *high pitched voice* I'm so scared!

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: ...of being bullied by a SHRIMP!

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: I am really gonna kill u.

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: go ahead. try.

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: actually, i'm not going to be the one to kill u. toyama will happily do it for me.

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: WHAT?

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: *smirk* u heard me.

(Heiji turns pale this time.)

(a new screen comes out saying 'You have been invited to chat.')

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: Hey Heiji, did u invite me to chat?

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: No. funny, i got the invitation too.

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: Well, let's go.

(both enter chatroom)

***chat room screen***

cornishpixies: hello... i have been waiting for u guys...

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: WHO R U?

cornishpixies: that. is a secret.

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: cornishpixies... that sure is corny.

cornishpixies: *shrugs* i kno. that's wut i've been aiming for. a corny screenname.

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: wut do u want?

cornishpixies: *rubs hands together* ahh... i just wanted to chat wit someone because i was truly and utterly bored.

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: *groan* is that all?

cornishpixies: well... no.

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: wut?

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: you're freaking me out.

cornishpixies: the truth is...

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: yes?

cornishpixies: only one.

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: is that all?

cornishpixies: don't worry. ur gf's should be coming soon.

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: I DON'T HAVE A GF!!!

cornishpixies: no need to be shy, conan.

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: U KNO MY NAME?

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: O_O;; were in for it.

cornishpixies: SHERRY! I've been waiting for u.

SherryinBlack: WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

SherryinBlack: I declined!!!

cornishpixies: there is no avoiding my invitations, Shiho.

SherryinBlack: who r u???

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: that's what were trying to figure out. he knos me too!!!

cornishpixies: SHE!

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: whateva

SherryinBlack: My files disappeared! You're a virus!

cornishpixies: that's the consequences for avoiding me, Sherry.

SherryinBlack: Get me outta here!

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: who r u, really?

GreatDetectiveoftheWest: yeah, i'm not really fond of talking to corny strangers...

SherryinBlack: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WHAT DID U DO TO MY COMPUTER, YOU VIRUS?

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: what happened?

cornishpixies: u can't escape until I finish with u.

SherryinBlack: i'm leaving.

cornishpixies: the computer will still be on, Sherry.

SherryinBlack: stop calling me Sherry. I'm leaving anyway.

cornishpixies: go ahead. try.

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: I have a bad feeling...

SherryinBlack: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

cornishpixies: *smirk*

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: Oh no...

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: Heiji?

SherryinBlack: WHY IS MY BUTT STUCK ON MY CHAIR?

cornishpixies: i told u, u can't leave until i'm finished with u.

SherryinBlack: why was Hattori able to leave???

cornishpixies: i let him. he was getting bored, and i couldn't afford him to lose his internet connection...

SherryinBlack: Great. Here I am, stuck in a room with a crazy corny dude.

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: Hey, I'm here!

SherryinBlack: Yeah, great comfort.

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: I'm still good company...

cornishpixies: anywayz...

SherryinBlack: MY DOOR IS LOCKED!

cornishpixies: well, this chat is really for entertainment for the readers.

SherryinBlack: WHO'S READING THIS DARN THING?

cornishpixies: audience. have to entertain them for reviews.

SherryinBlack: I WILL NOT ENTERTAIN ANYONE! GET ME OUTTA HERE!

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: People are reading our chat?

cornishpixies: yup. why did u think i made u find AIM?

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: Great. I'm used as a TOOL...

SherryinBlack: GET ME OUT!!!

cornishpixies: well.

SherryinBlack: I SAID GET ME OUT!

cornishpixies: can't. not yet, anywayz.

GreatDetectiveoftheEast: I'm leavin'.

SherryinBlack: ARGH!!! DAMN YOU!

cornishpixies: now now, Ai, let's get this over with.

SherryinBlack: HURRY UP AND GET IT OVER WITH!

cornishpixies: u really r fun to tease when u r mad...

SherryinBlack: I'm gonna break the computer.

cornishpixies: u can't.

SherryinBlack: what do i have to do to leave?

cornishpixies: well... i

cornishpixies: want u to get me information on the Black Organization.

SherryinBlack: WHAAAAAAAAA?

cornishpixies: my stories r never complete without their real info, Ai.

SherryinBlack: Fine. I'll e-mail u so get me off thos darned thing!

cornishpixies: ok. *presses the red button*

SherryinBlack: A LITTLE MORE GENTLY NEXT TIME?

cornishpixies: well, baibai Ai-chan.

SherryinBlack: I hope u rot in hell. good bye.

cornishpixies: maybe i shouldn't have let her go -yet-...

**************end of chapter!****************

A/N: Wow! How was it? You can probably guess who cornishpixies is... *evil grin* well, next chapter, I want YOU to choose the next topic. Anything from romance field to godzilla attacks to conversations of Gin and the others... I got the how did Heizo break the internet thing from Icka on her review. It's not the -same- but I thought it'd be a good topic to discuss. And teasing Ai WAS fun. Don't worry... Kaito will be here soon. And YOU pick the topic, remember, so review with your ideas for the next chapter!

Oh yeah. Asian Angel, I live in Japan and do AIM too. I just thought that it would be strange that high school Japanese students would do this much AIM.