Airtight's Creation
A/N: The Dreadnok named Virus is my own character. If you want to use him, just ask. Also, I want to bring a certain psycho pyrokinetic Australian into the Misfits, but I need ideas on how to do that. Tell in reviews.
Chapter 6: Fightin' to the left! Fightin' to the right!
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"Craig!" Paul yelled as his twin hit the arena floor with a grunt.
"Aw, whadda matter, did Hawada bweak your bwother?" Virus mocked. Harada glared at Virus as Paul ran to check on Craig.
"One good thing about that machine was that it made no terrible attempts at comedy." Silver Samurai grumbled. Paul quickly shook Craig.
"Bro! Bro! Wake up!" Paul cried.
"Ugh..." Craig moaned. "You idiot...Get him..." Todd and Althea readied their staffs. Wanda powered up a hexbolt.
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"Man, there's so many of them!" Lionheart moaned. She was slashing BATS left and right with blue energy claws grown from her fingertips. "Do these bloody things regenerate?"
"Don't ask me, sis." Bulldog pitched two BATS into another group of the robot soldiers. "All I know is we got to get to those nutty kids!"
"I agree." Lionheart panted, downing one with a kick. "A friend of mine should keep them distracted." The Englishwoman concentrated, and a panther attacked several BATS in response. The two Joes ran into the island and found a "back door" as well as a downed helicopter. Lionheart examined it.
"The kids took this one."
"How can you tell?" Bulldog crossed his arms. A smirking Lionheart pointed at the wreckage.
"Only the kids could create a crash this spectacular." The Englishwoman responded. Bulldog looked at the entryway.
"They must've gone this way. We'd better hurry. They might need our help." Bulldog and Lionheart ran in, hoping to rescue the teen heroes. "Those kids remind me of Uncle Benjamin."
"I remember Uncle Benjamin." Lionheart laughed. "He was nuts. Bloody crazy, he was. Claimed he invented a way to fish from a cloud, he did."
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"HA!" Blob charged the Silver Samurai into a shoulder tackle, causing the Japanese mutant to fly into a wall. Virus leaped up and grabbed Blob in a hard headlock. Paul pulled Craig to a corner while Lance used a couple tremors to keep Harada down. Wanda pitched hexbolts left and right, trying to get Virus off Blob. Fred easily threw Virus off, and the Dreadnok, who was possessing the Samurai-Tron, went to engage Toad.
"Ha! There they are!" Road Pig, Torch, Buzzer, Ripper and Monkeywrench ran in, weapons drawn. (A/N: Okay, if I screw up with weapons here, forgive me. I tend to get my Dreadnok Weapons confused.) Road Pig had a chain, Torch had his flamethrower, Buzzer had his chainsaw, Ripper had his laser rifle with the bayonet attached, and Monkeywrench carried a grenade launcher.
"Aw man, as if things couldn't get any worse." Pietro moaned.
"Or any stupider." Xi growled.
"Try this on, foul knaves!" Road Pig spun his chain around over his head. "Yeah, what he said!" He threw the chain at the Scarlet Witch. Wanda fired a hex-bolt at it, making it wrap around her left wrist and fist. She gave Road Pig a hard left hook.
"Brilliant. Just brilliant." Paul moaned. Torch readied his flamethrower.
"Time to fry, Starboy!" Torch cackled. Paul barely dodged it in time.
"Man, I wish my old friend John was here..." Paul thought (A/N: That's right! Pyro and Starchild are old friends. Paul has no idea St. John's an Acolyte).
"WHOO-HO-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Monkeywrench fired the grenades at Pietro, causing explosions to happen all over the place.
"Careful you bloody retard!" Virus snapped at Monkeywrench as his katana blocked a strike from Althea's staff. Althea was covering Todd while he went to face Harada. "You could cause the whole place to cave in!"
"Hold still, shrimp!" Ripper fired at Pietro repeatedly.
"Make me, Rippy!" Pietro easily dodged the blasts. He kicked the rifle out of Ripper's hands, caught it, and smacked the Dreadnok with the butt.
"Hold still, fat boy!" Buzzer swiped and slashed with his chainsaw. Blob kept dodging with a smirk.
"You tried this before. Last time you did this, that thing broke on contact with me."
"Can't break adamantium, mate!" Buzzer yelled. Blob grabbed Buzzer's arm and squeezed.
"True, but you can't break me, either." Blob grinned evilly. "And one of my favorite things to do is to break things. Especially Dreadnoks." Buzzer gulped.
"Mommy..."
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"Bloody robots!" Lionheart growled as more BATS intercepted her and Bulldog in a hall. "I hate these things!"
"I dunno." Bulldog used his strength to smash a couple BATS into a wall. "They're kinda fun to bash up."
"You would say that." Lionheart groaned, slicing a couple BATS with her laser claws. "We can't waste time!"
"Don't worry about it. We'll make it." Bulldog chokeslammed a BAT.
"I hope so." Lionheart sliced a BAT's head off.
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"Come here and die, you stupid frog!" Silver Samurai sliced his flaming sword at Toad. The toad-like teen also was dodging streams of flame from the katana.
"Man, I wish John was here." Toad thought. He spit acid at the Silver Samurai, but it seemed to not damage the armor Harada wore. "What is that armor made of?"
"One of my secrets." Harada laughed, throwing a punch. Toad blocked and threw a kick, which Harada ducked. Meanwhile, Virus and Wavedancer were battling.
"I'm surprised you weren't swayed by my charms." Virus laughed, blocking a staff strike
"I tend to get rather turned off by guys who can possess machines." Althea quipped.
"And you like amphibians?" Virus smirked. Althea angrily dropkicked Virus. Paul and Torch overheard.
"A Dreadnok that can say a word that has more than two syllables. It's a miracle." Paul snickered.
"What's an amphibian?" Torch asked the LA mutant.
"You!" Craig yelled loudly.
"Why you little..." Torch advanced towards the recovering Darkstar, but Starchild took the red-haired Dreadnok down with a sweep kick.
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The Joes and the X-Men were still stalemated in the battle against the modified BATS. The androids seemed to have gotten a bit smarter.
"Remind me to beat Airtight into a bloody, broken pulp when we get back." Cover Girl blasted a BAT.
"No problem. I want to blast him right where it hurts, too." Cyclops grumbled, firing his optic blasts.
"Hang on Paul honey, Tabby's coming!" Tabitha ran by, pitching bombs left and right. In the distance, Ray screamed.
"I HATE THAT STARCHILD!!!!!!"
"Poor Paul. Against the Dreadnoks. I hope he'll be okay." Jean hoped as she smashed a couple BATS with a TK blast.
"Razzum Frazzum Starr..." Cyclops grumbled. "I hate that Hollywood swinger." Scott's face turned red. He then noticed something. He saw all the BATS had Paul's face. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM JEAN, YOU STAR-FACED GOOD-FOR-NOTHING WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!!!" Scott started tearing the BATS apart with his bare hands. Kurt appeared next to a shocked Cover Girl. She had a look of morbid fascination.
"Man, Scott needs a vacation." Kurt watched the carnage.
"He thinks they all look like Paul." Cover Girl explained.
"Scott definitely needs a vacation." Kurt shook his head. "Scott, zey do not look like..." Kurt started to call, but backed away slowly when Scott turned to him. He looked like a rabid animal ready to tear apart anything that came within two centimeters of him. Not to mention all the drooling and snarling he did. "Never mind."
"Let's leave." Cover Girl and Nightcrawler backed away slowly. "Not too fast, Kurt. Don't want to provoke him."
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"So long, suckers!" Bulldog kicked the head off a BAT. "Man, I feel like I'm in the bloody Royal Rumble!"
"You're telling me!" Lionheart snapped, slashing a BAT's arm off. "Where do these guys keep coming from?" Bulldog heard a loud scream.
"It's Miss Munroe!" Bulldog ran back the way he came.
"Where are you going, you dope?" Lionheart snapped.
"Miss Munroe is in danger!" Bulldog yelled as he ran back.
"Bloody lovestruck idiot." Lionheart shook her head.
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"YAH!!!" Harada fired a downward slash with his firey katana, but Todd blocked with his staff, then took down the samurai with a sweep kick. Todd pointed the staff dangerously close to his neck.
"Give up, yo?" Todd panted. Harada smirked.
"Only when you kill me." Harada hit Todd with a hard right, then flipped back to his feet as Toad recovered. The flames on his katana disappeared, and it started glowing a light blue. Harada slashed, and Todd blocked, only to get his staff frozen!
"HELLLLLP!!!!!!" Ripper screamed, being chased by the Blob.
"Come back here and get your bones broken!" Fred hollered.
"Yipe!" Paul cut a square of the floor out with his eye laser and used it as a shield against Torch's fire assault.
"Quit hiding, you little Hollywood wuss!" Torch cackled. Paul fired his laser back.
"Make me, you Hell's Angels reject!" Paul replied.
"Guys, help me!" Paul exclaimed. Craig managed to get to his feet, and snuck up behind Torch. The ex-gang member pulled out his nightstick and smacked Torch upside the head.
"Thanks, bro." Paul panted. Craig grunted.
"Just shut up and help the others." Craig grumbled. He and Paul ran towards Ripper, who was trying to flee from Fred. They passed by the knocked-out bodies of Lance and Xi. They got knocked out of action during the battle. The Starr Brothers intercepted Ripper and took him down with a double tackle. The sounds of slicing and scratching flew all over the arena.
"What?" All the Misfits and Dreadnoks stopped fighting. The door suddenly had slashmarks all over them. The slashmarks increased in number until the door was almost completely slashed off. The remaining parts of the door were kicked in. Lionheart walked in.
"Whoo-hoo!" Paul cheered. "I knew that we'd get help!"
"So, the Joes have a new Sheila, aye?" Torch grinned evilly. Lionheart just stood there with a smirk on her face. She crossed her arms.
"C'mon, boys. Come and get some." Lionheart gave an evil grin. The Misfits recognized the grin. It was the grin Lionheart gave before beating the living heck out of her opponent.
"Man, what did I get myself into?" Harada sighed.
"What a babe." Virus observed.
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The Joes and the X-Men watched as Scott tore up BATS left and right with his bare hands in a fit of insane jealousy.
"DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!" Scott cackled insanely as he tore a BAT's arm off and bashed its head in with the appendage. "TAKE THAT PAUL!!!!! HOW DO YA LIKE YOUR HEAD BASHED IN, PAUL?!?!?! WHO DA MAN NOW, PAUL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay Mr. Crazy Person, can we speak to Scott now?" Bobby started to carefully walk towards Scott, but Roadblock pushed him back.
"Not a good idea, kid. Cyclops has gone off his lid." Roadblock told Iceman.
"No kidding." Jamie agreed.
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!" Cyclops kicked another BAT.
"And you people say I go nuts when other people take my bear." Beach Head grumbled under his breath.
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"Awww, I thought the Dreadnoks were tougher than this." Lionheart moaned. She put one foot on top of the pile of beaten and bruised Dreadnoks.
"My spleeeeeeeeennnnnnnn..." Torch moaned.
"My poor liver..." Road Pig whined.
"Ohhhhhh...My aching head..." Lance moaned, shaking the cobwebs out of his head.
"Fred should learn to aim his punches more carefully." Xi came to as well.
"Sorry about that, Xi." Fred waved.
"Ugh." Craig got to his feet. "Now it leaves only two. The two samurai wannabes." The Misfits and Lionheart turned to Virus and Harada.
"Aw man, I'm outta here!" Virus leapt out of the Samurai-Tron into the stands, hi-tailing it as fast as possible.
"I got him!" Pietro got ready to sprint after the Dreadnok, but Lance held him back.
"Later, Maximoff." Lance smirked at the Silver Samurai. "We got more important things to worry about.
"Hey Mermaid! I'll be back for you! And perhaps I'll take the Witch as well." Virus grinned evilly as he ran away.
"LET ME AT 'IM!!!" Todd and Craig yelled as they tried to run after him. Fred held them back.
"Let's take it out on Harada." Fred suggested.
"Good idea." Paul agreed.
"You cannot beat me." Harada growled.
"I'm sure we can." Lionheart smirked.
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"Man, we've got to get to the kids!" Roadblock and the others continued fighting. Ten minutes had passed, then they saw something that was hopeful. Pietro sped to one of the amphibious vehicles, Samurai-Tron over his shoulder. The other Misfits and Lionheart soon followed.
"Okay! Let's get out of here!" Hawk ordered. The Joes and the mutants hi- tailed it off the island.
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Virus watched the Misfits leave the island under heavy fire. He observed them leave through a window. He had a rather psychotic gleam in his eye.
"Soon, Mermaid. Soon you will be mine."
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The Misfits, the X-Men, and the Joes arrived back home in the Pit.
"Hey Airtight, sorry we had to bust up the Samurai-Tron." Paul apologized to the Joe. "And sorry we had to destroy the remote." Airtight smiled.
"No apologies needed, kid. You guys did what you had to do." Airtight grinned. "Besides, I think I need to put my plans for the Samurai-Tron as guards on hold for a while. Cobra will try to get them back. And since now they have modified their BATS with help from this thing, I don't think it'll be a good idea to keep it around in sight."
"Yeah, I guess." Paul shrugged. Lady Jaye walked up to Starchild.
"Hey Starr, Hawk wants to see you in his office." The spear-throwing Joe tussled Paul's wild black hair. "Hope you don't get too much KP."
"So do I, LJ. So do I." Paul walked off. Meanwhile, the X-Boys were waiting for Paul to pass. They rigged a big bow with a large arrow, ready to fire.
"This better work, Scott." Ray groaned.
"It will! Trust me!" Scott snapped.
"Here he comes!" Colossus pointed. They quickly wheeled the bow to somewhere hidden, but where they could hit Paul at the same time.
"Dis'll be good!" Gambit snickered. "Paul Starr gonna be Swiss cheese." Scott aimed the arrow right at Paul's ribs.
"Fire!" Scott grinned manically. The arrow fired, but it must have been mistimed. The arrow sped by, behind a completely oblivious Paul. The X-Boys threw tantrums. Meanwhile, the arrow sped towards Beach Head.
"Yipe!" The Ranger ducked just in time, the arrow hitting the wall. He got furious when he noticed that on the arrow's way, it nearly impaled Sgt. Snuffles. His eyes turned bright red.
"ALRIGHT!!! WHO IS THE WISEGUY!!!! YOU WILL DIE, BUDDY!!!!" Beach Head saw the tantrum-throwing X-Boys near the bow. "I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!!! YOU PUNKS ARE GONNA GET IT!!!!" Beach Head raced towards the X-Boys, who noticed and turned ghastly white.
"RUN AWAY!!!!" Peter screamed. The four mutants ran away, Beach Head after them.
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"What you kids did was foolish and completely without thought." Hawk said to the Misfits as he paced up and down his office, looking at the Misfits.
"We made it okay." Paul pointed out.
"You all risked your lives unnecessarily."
"None of us are dead. Lifeline was concerned Craig had a concussion, but he turned out fine." Wanda shrugged. Craig blushed.
"Wanda..." Craig moaned.
"You all acted completely out of line."
"It's what we do." Pietro grinned.
"Nothing new for us, General." Xi replied calmly.
"But, I have to admit. I am rather proud of you Misfits." Hawk smiled. "That's why I'm letting you off. This time."
"Time to hug Hawk!" Paul grinned. The Misfits caught Hawk in a group hug.
"Man, you kids are completely crazy, but I'd have it no other way."
Hope you liked this story! I do want, and plan to bring Pyro into the Misfits, but I need ideas on how that can be done. Thanks to all who read and reviewed this! This is L1701E, hoping to see you again!
A/N: The Dreadnok named Virus is my own character. If you want to use him, just ask. Also, I want to bring a certain psycho pyrokinetic Australian into the Misfits, but I need ideas on how to do that. Tell in reviews.
Chapter 6: Fightin' to the left! Fightin' to the right!
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"Craig!" Paul yelled as his twin hit the arena floor with a grunt.
"Aw, whadda matter, did Hawada bweak your bwother?" Virus mocked. Harada glared at Virus as Paul ran to check on Craig.
"One good thing about that machine was that it made no terrible attempts at comedy." Silver Samurai grumbled. Paul quickly shook Craig.
"Bro! Bro! Wake up!" Paul cried.
"Ugh..." Craig moaned. "You idiot...Get him..." Todd and Althea readied their staffs. Wanda powered up a hexbolt.
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"Man, there's so many of them!" Lionheart moaned. She was slashing BATS left and right with blue energy claws grown from her fingertips. "Do these bloody things regenerate?"
"Don't ask me, sis." Bulldog pitched two BATS into another group of the robot soldiers. "All I know is we got to get to those nutty kids!"
"I agree." Lionheart panted, downing one with a kick. "A friend of mine should keep them distracted." The Englishwoman concentrated, and a panther attacked several BATS in response. The two Joes ran into the island and found a "back door" as well as a downed helicopter. Lionheart examined it.
"The kids took this one."
"How can you tell?" Bulldog crossed his arms. A smirking Lionheart pointed at the wreckage.
"Only the kids could create a crash this spectacular." The Englishwoman responded. Bulldog looked at the entryway.
"They must've gone this way. We'd better hurry. They might need our help." Bulldog and Lionheart ran in, hoping to rescue the teen heroes. "Those kids remind me of Uncle Benjamin."
"I remember Uncle Benjamin." Lionheart laughed. "He was nuts. Bloody crazy, he was. Claimed he invented a way to fish from a cloud, he did."
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"HA!" Blob charged the Silver Samurai into a shoulder tackle, causing the Japanese mutant to fly into a wall. Virus leaped up and grabbed Blob in a hard headlock. Paul pulled Craig to a corner while Lance used a couple tremors to keep Harada down. Wanda pitched hexbolts left and right, trying to get Virus off Blob. Fred easily threw Virus off, and the Dreadnok, who was possessing the Samurai-Tron, went to engage Toad.
"Ha! There they are!" Road Pig, Torch, Buzzer, Ripper and Monkeywrench ran in, weapons drawn. (A/N: Okay, if I screw up with weapons here, forgive me. I tend to get my Dreadnok Weapons confused.) Road Pig had a chain, Torch had his flamethrower, Buzzer had his chainsaw, Ripper had his laser rifle with the bayonet attached, and Monkeywrench carried a grenade launcher.
"Aw man, as if things couldn't get any worse." Pietro moaned.
"Or any stupider." Xi growled.
"Try this on, foul knaves!" Road Pig spun his chain around over his head. "Yeah, what he said!" He threw the chain at the Scarlet Witch. Wanda fired a hex-bolt at it, making it wrap around her left wrist and fist. She gave Road Pig a hard left hook.
"Brilliant. Just brilliant." Paul moaned. Torch readied his flamethrower.
"Time to fry, Starboy!" Torch cackled. Paul barely dodged it in time.
"Man, I wish my old friend John was here..." Paul thought (A/N: That's right! Pyro and Starchild are old friends. Paul has no idea St. John's an Acolyte).
"WHOO-HO-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Monkeywrench fired the grenades at Pietro, causing explosions to happen all over the place.
"Careful you bloody retard!" Virus snapped at Monkeywrench as his katana blocked a strike from Althea's staff. Althea was covering Todd while he went to face Harada. "You could cause the whole place to cave in!"
"Hold still, shrimp!" Ripper fired at Pietro repeatedly.
"Make me, Rippy!" Pietro easily dodged the blasts. He kicked the rifle out of Ripper's hands, caught it, and smacked the Dreadnok with the butt.
"Hold still, fat boy!" Buzzer swiped and slashed with his chainsaw. Blob kept dodging with a smirk.
"You tried this before. Last time you did this, that thing broke on contact with me."
"Can't break adamantium, mate!" Buzzer yelled. Blob grabbed Buzzer's arm and squeezed.
"True, but you can't break me, either." Blob grinned evilly. "And one of my favorite things to do is to break things. Especially Dreadnoks." Buzzer gulped.
"Mommy..."
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"Bloody robots!" Lionheart growled as more BATS intercepted her and Bulldog in a hall. "I hate these things!"
"I dunno." Bulldog used his strength to smash a couple BATS into a wall. "They're kinda fun to bash up."
"You would say that." Lionheart groaned, slicing a couple BATS with her laser claws. "We can't waste time!"
"Don't worry about it. We'll make it." Bulldog chokeslammed a BAT.
"I hope so." Lionheart sliced a BAT's head off.
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"Come here and die, you stupid frog!" Silver Samurai sliced his flaming sword at Toad. The toad-like teen also was dodging streams of flame from the katana.
"Man, I wish John was here." Toad thought. He spit acid at the Silver Samurai, but it seemed to not damage the armor Harada wore. "What is that armor made of?"
"One of my secrets." Harada laughed, throwing a punch. Toad blocked and threw a kick, which Harada ducked. Meanwhile, Virus and Wavedancer were battling.
"I'm surprised you weren't swayed by my charms." Virus laughed, blocking a staff strike
"I tend to get rather turned off by guys who can possess machines." Althea quipped.
"And you like amphibians?" Virus smirked. Althea angrily dropkicked Virus. Paul and Torch overheard.
"A Dreadnok that can say a word that has more than two syllables. It's a miracle." Paul snickered.
"What's an amphibian?" Torch asked the LA mutant.
"You!" Craig yelled loudly.
"Why you little..." Torch advanced towards the recovering Darkstar, but Starchild took the red-haired Dreadnok down with a sweep kick.
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The Joes and the X-Men were still stalemated in the battle against the modified BATS. The androids seemed to have gotten a bit smarter.
"Remind me to beat Airtight into a bloody, broken pulp when we get back." Cover Girl blasted a BAT.
"No problem. I want to blast him right where it hurts, too." Cyclops grumbled, firing his optic blasts.
"Hang on Paul honey, Tabby's coming!" Tabitha ran by, pitching bombs left and right. In the distance, Ray screamed.
"I HATE THAT STARCHILD!!!!!!"
"Poor Paul. Against the Dreadnoks. I hope he'll be okay." Jean hoped as she smashed a couple BATS with a TK blast.
"Razzum Frazzum Starr..." Cyclops grumbled. "I hate that Hollywood swinger." Scott's face turned red. He then noticed something. He saw all the BATS had Paul's face. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM JEAN, YOU STAR-FACED GOOD-FOR-NOTHING WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!!!" Scott started tearing the BATS apart with his bare hands. Kurt appeared next to a shocked Cover Girl. She had a look of morbid fascination.
"Man, Scott needs a vacation." Kurt watched the carnage.
"He thinks they all look like Paul." Cover Girl explained.
"Scott definitely needs a vacation." Kurt shook his head. "Scott, zey do not look like..." Kurt started to call, but backed away slowly when Scott turned to him. He looked like a rabid animal ready to tear apart anything that came within two centimeters of him. Not to mention all the drooling and snarling he did. "Never mind."
"Let's leave." Cover Girl and Nightcrawler backed away slowly. "Not too fast, Kurt. Don't want to provoke him."
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"So long, suckers!" Bulldog kicked the head off a BAT. "Man, I feel like I'm in the bloody Royal Rumble!"
"You're telling me!" Lionheart snapped, slashing a BAT's arm off. "Where do these guys keep coming from?" Bulldog heard a loud scream.
"It's Miss Munroe!" Bulldog ran back the way he came.
"Where are you going, you dope?" Lionheart snapped.
"Miss Munroe is in danger!" Bulldog yelled as he ran back.
"Bloody lovestruck idiot." Lionheart shook her head.
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"YAH!!!" Harada fired a downward slash with his firey katana, but Todd blocked with his staff, then took down the samurai with a sweep kick. Todd pointed the staff dangerously close to his neck.
"Give up, yo?" Todd panted. Harada smirked.
"Only when you kill me." Harada hit Todd with a hard right, then flipped back to his feet as Toad recovered. The flames on his katana disappeared, and it started glowing a light blue. Harada slashed, and Todd blocked, only to get his staff frozen!
"HELLLLLP!!!!!!" Ripper screamed, being chased by the Blob.
"Come back here and get your bones broken!" Fred hollered.
"Yipe!" Paul cut a square of the floor out with his eye laser and used it as a shield against Torch's fire assault.
"Quit hiding, you little Hollywood wuss!" Torch cackled. Paul fired his laser back.
"Make me, you Hell's Angels reject!" Paul replied.
"Guys, help me!" Paul exclaimed. Craig managed to get to his feet, and snuck up behind Torch. The ex-gang member pulled out his nightstick and smacked Torch upside the head.
"Thanks, bro." Paul panted. Craig grunted.
"Just shut up and help the others." Craig grumbled. He and Paul ran towards Ripper, who was trying to flee from Fred. They passed by the knocked-out bodies of Lance and Xi. They got knocked out of action during the battle. The Starr Brothers intercepted Ripper and took him down with a double tackle. The sounds of slicing and scratching flew all over the arena.
"What?" All the Misfits and Dreadnoks stopped fighting. The door suddenly had slashmarks all over them. The slashmarks increased in number until the door was almost completely slashed off. The remaining parts of the door were kicked in. Lionheart walked in.
"Whoo-hoo!" Paul cheered. "I knew that we'd get help!"
"So, the Joes have a new Sheila, aye?" Torch grinned evilly. Lionheart just stood there with a smirk on her face. She crossed her arms.
"C'mon, boys. Come and get some." Lionheart gave an evil grin. The Misfits recognized the grin. It was the grin Lionheart gave before beating the living heck out of her opponent.
"Man, what did I get myself into?" Harada sighed.
"What a babe." Virus observed.
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The Joes and the X-Men watched as Scott tore up BATS left and right with his bare hands in a fit of insane jealousy.
"DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!" Scott cackled insanely as he tore a BAT's arm off and bashed its head in with the appendage. "TAKE THAT PAUL!!!!! HOW DO YA LIKE YOUR HEAD BASHED IN, PAUL?!?!?! WHO DA MAN NOW, PAUL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay Mr. Crazy Person, can we speak to Scott now?" Bobby started to carefully walk towards Scott, but Roadblock pushed him back.
"Not a good idea, kid. Cyclops has gone off his lid." Roadblock told Iceman.
"No kidding." Jamie agreed.
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!" Cyclops kicked another BAT.
"And you people say I go nuts when other people take my bear." Beach Head grumbled under his breath.
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"Awww, I thought the Dreadnoks were tougher than this." Lionheart moaned. She put one foot on top of the pile of beaten and bruised Dreadnoks.
"My spleeeeeeeeennnnnnnn..." Torch moaned.
"My poor liver..." Road Pig whined.
"Ohhhhhh...My aching head..." Lance moaned, shaking the cobwebs out of his head.
"Fred should learn to aim his punches more carefully." Xi came to as well.
"Sorry about that, Xi." Fred waved.
"Ugh." Craig got to his feet. "Now it leaves only two. The two samurai wannabes." The Misfits and Lionheart turned to Virus and Harada.
"Aw man, I'm outta here!" Virus leapt out of the Samurai-Tron into the stands, hi-tailing it as fast as possible.
"I got him!" Pietro got ready to sprint after the Dreadnok, but Lance held him back.
"Later, Maximoff." Lance smirked at the Silver Samurai. "We got more important things to worry about.
"Hey Mermaid! I'll be back for you! And perhaps I'll take the Witch as well." Virus grinned evilly as he ran away.
"LET ME AT 'IM!!!" Todd and Craig yelled as they tried to run after him. Fred held them back.
"Let's take it out on Harada." Fred suggested.
"Good idea." Paul agreed.
"You cannot beat me." Harada growled.
"I'm sure we can." Lionheart smirked.
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"Man, we've got to get to the kids!" Roadblock and the others continued fighting. Ten minutes had passed, then they saw something that was hopeful. Pietro sped to one of the amphibious vehicles, Samurai-Tron over his shoulder. The other Misfits and Lionheart soon followed.
"Okay! Let's get out of here!" Hawk ordered. The Joes and the mutants hi- tailed it off the island.
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Virus watched the Misfits leave the island under heavy fire. He observed them leave through a window. He had a rather psychotic gleam in his eye.
"Soon, Mermaid. Soon you will be mine."
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The Misfits, the X-Men, and the Joes arrived back home in the Pit.
"Hey Airtight, sorry we had to bust up the Samurai-Tron." Paul apologized to the Joe. "And sorry we had to destroy the remote." Airtight smiled.
"No apologies needed, kid. You guys did what you had to do." Airtight grinned. "Besides, I think I need to put my plans for the Samurai-Tron as guards on hold for a while. Cobra will try to get them back. And since now they have modified their BATS with help from this thing, I don't think it'll be a good idea to keep it around in sight."
"Yeah, I guess." Paul shrugged. Lady Jaye walked up to Starchild.
"Hey Starr, Hawk wants to see you in his office." The spear-throwing Joe tussled Paul's wild black hair. "Hope you don't get too much KP."
"So do I, LJ. So do I." Paul walked off. Meanwhile, the X-Boys were waiting for Paul to pass. They rigged a big bow with a large arrow, ready to fire.
"This better work, Scott." Ray groaned.
"It will! Trust me!" Scott snapped.
"Here he comes!" Colossus pointed. They quickly wheeled the bow to somewhere hidden, but where they could hit Paul at the same time.
"Dis'll be good!" Gambit snickered. "Paul Starr gonna be Swiss cheese." Scott aimed the arrow right at Paul's ribs.
"Fire!" Scott grinned manically. The arrow fired, but it must have been mistimed. The arrow sped by, behind a completely oblivious Paul. The X-Boys threw tantrums. Meanwhile, the arrow sped towards Beach Head.
"Yipe!" The Ranger ducked just in time, the arrow hitting the wall. He got furious when he noticed that on the arrow's way, it nearly impaled Sgt. Snuffles. His eyes turned bright red.
"ALRIGHT!!! WHO IS THE WISEGUY!!!! YOU WILL DIE, BUDDY!!!!" Beach Head saw the tantrum-throwing X-Boys near the bow. "I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!!! YOU PUNKS ARE GONNA GET IT!!!!" Beach Head raced towards the X-Boys, who noticed and turned ghastly white.
"RUN AWAY!!!!" Peter screamed. The four mutants ran away, Beach Head after them.
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"What you kids did was foolish and completely without thought." Hawk said to the Misfits as he paced up and down his office, looking at the Misfits.
"We made it okay." Paul pointed out.
"You all risked your lives unnecessarily."
"None of us are dead. Lifeline was concerned Craig had a concussion, but he turned out fine." Wanda shrugged. Craig blushed.
"Wanda..." Craig moaned.
"You all acted completely out of line."
"It's what we do." Pietro grinned.
"Nothing new for us, General." Xi replied calmly.
"But, I have to admit. I am rather proud of you Misfits." Hawk smiled. "That's why I'm letting you off. This time."
"Time to hug Hawk!" Paul grinned. The Misfits caught Hawk in a group hug.
"Man, you kids are completely crazy, but I'd have it no other way."
Hope you liked this story! I do want, and plan to bring Pyro into the Misfits, but I need ideas on how that can be done. Thanks to all who read and reviewed this! This is L1701E, hoping to see you again!
