Chapter one
Title: Swinging it up!
Author: HM
Rating: PG
Summary: The JAG crew have a day at the local Golf course!
Disclaimer: I do not own JAG or any of the characters. This is for pure fun.
Thoughts in ' '
Conversations in " "
JAG Headquarters
Falls church, Virginia
Wednesday 11:00am (EST)
Admiral's Office
Admiral Chedwidden was in his office listening half-heartedly to The Sec Nav blabber on about court cases and other non-important things. After a good twenty minutes, which seemed like an eternity to AJ the Sec Nav was coming to an end of his visit and boring speech.
"So I was thinking that you could gather as many of the JAG staff as possible and head up to Georgetown's Golf course." The Sec Nav says looking pointingly at AJ
"What's this for?" AJ asks in a confused voice
"Have you been listening to anything that I've said for the last half hour?"
"Well of course sir" AJ says not convincingly
"The reason I would like you and your staff members to go and participate in a golfing competition is to raise money for the local hospital which burnt down last week. Each person who goes will be asked to donate money on arrival. "
"Ohh K"
"So inform your staff members as soon as possible. It starts on Saturday at 7:00am but make sure that you're there at 6:30am so we don't have any late arrivals." With that the Sec Nav says his goodbyes and exits the Admirals office leaving an annoyed AJ.
"Tiner" the admirals voice booms over the intercom startling the young petty officer
"Yes Sir?"
"Gather all the staff members in the bullpen in 5 minutes"
"Yes sir" a meek Tiner says
5 minutes later
Bullpen
The whole staff of JAG stand idly in the bullpen talking amongst themselves.
"I wonder what's up?" Harm asks Mac in confusion
"I don't know" Mac answers him equally confused
"You haven't done anything buddy?" Sturgis accuses Harm
"Hah Hah" Harm says
"Just checking"
Mac just laughs at Harm's face and comments to him that it wouldn't be past him. The trio teases each other until they are called to attention on the arrival of the Admiral.
"Attention on deck" Tiner says
"At ease everyone. I bet you all are wondering why I have called this meeting of sorts." AJ addresses them
"Yes sir we are" Harm says for everyone
"Well to get straight to the point the Sec Nav has enrolled us, the JAG staff, into a golf competition" AJ says non-to enthusiastically.
"When is it sir?" Bud asks intrigued
"This weekend"
A few murmurs of 'Just Great' are heard around the bullpen
"Well it looks like you have a lot of work a head of you Harm" Mac says cheekily to Harm, loud enough for the whole ensembled group to hear.
"You just wait marine I'm going to take that smile of your face" Harm replies in a mocking voice
"Is that a challenge?" Mac asks challengingly as the bullpen looks on interested
"Sure is"
"Well you better go start practicing your swing now Harm to save face"
"Very funny marine. I think you should be the one racing off to the golf course as soon as possible to practice your swing otherwise you will find yourself in a very embarrassing situation."
"We'll see about that one sailor" Mac replies with a twinkle in her eyes
"We sure will" Harm replies smugly
"Ok you two enough. Wait until Saturday to show off how macho you are." The admiral tells the pair
"Umm sir when does it start?" Harriet asks
"7:00am"
"Ok"
"But be there at 6:30am"
"How come sir?" Gunny asks
"So that we don't have any late arrivals" AJ says staring at Harm.
"I wonder who that would be?" Mac says quizzically looking directly at Harm
"Enough with picking on me. Not everyone has an internal clock like you Mac"
"Yeah but everyone including you has a clock Harm so maybe for just this once you could actually read what time it says and calculate how long it should take for you to get ready and to get there."
"Well if my stupid alarm clock went off when I put it, I wouldn't be late sometimes"
"SOMETIMES! Try always Harm?" Mac says truthfully
"Ok always..."
"I was right like always" Mac smiles teasingly
"Like always? I don't think so Mac"
"We'll see about that"
"Well if you don't want me to be late why don't you pick me up on Saturday?"
"OK fine I will' Mac says back
"Ok that's settled then. What time are you going to pick me up?"
"Well lets see if it begins at 6:30am, it'll take 15-20 minutes to get there, so I'll say be ready by 6:10am"
"Ok yep"
"Well now that you two are organised maybe we can continue with this discussion." AJ inquires
"Yes sir" they both say in unison
"Sir why did the Sec Nav enroll us in it?" asks levelheaded Harriet
"Ohh sorry I forgot to tell you that. The reason why he enrolled us was to help raise money for the local hospital which burned down last week"
"Ok"
"Before I ask how many people are coming I just want to tell you that the more that come the more money we will receive and therefore donate to the hospital. Each person is asked to donate money on arrival to myself. "
"Umm sir how come we are participating in this then. Why can't we just donate money here in the office and then give it to them?" Tiner asks
"Well so far I know that JAG Corps will be competing against other Law firms from around D.C. and that who ever wins gets a trophy and certificates."
"Ok. So the other law firms that are competing are also raising money for this hospital?" Tiner inquires
"Yes they are"
"So it's basically a competition to see who's the best out of the firms in golf?" Harm asks
"Friendly competition" AJ warns each of them
"Ok"
"Well I'll leave a piece of paper here. Sign it if you are going to participate on Saturday."
"Yes sir" they all say as they stand at attention.
"Dismissed" AJ says in his normal command voice.
End of Chapter one
Please Review!
Title: Swinging it up!
Author: HM
Rating: PG
Summary: The JAG crew have a day at the local Golf course!
Disclaimer: I do not own JAG or any of the characters. This is for pure fun.
Thoughts in ' '
Conversations in " "
JAG Headquarters
Falls church, Virginia
Wednesday 11:00am (EST)
Admiral's Office
Admiral Chedwidden was in his office listening half-heartedly to The Sec Nav blabber on about court cases and other non-important things. After a good twenty minutes, which seemed like an eternity to AJ the Sec Nav was coming to an end of his visit and boring speech.
"So I was thinking that you could gather as many of the JAG staff as possible and head up to Georgetown's Golf course." The Sec Nav says looking pointingly at AJ
"What's this for?" AJ asks in a confused voice
"Have you been listening to anything that I've said for the last half hour?"
"Well of course sir" AJ says not convincingly
"The reason I would like you and your staff members to go and participate in a golfing competition is to raise money for the local hospital which burnt down last week. Each person who goes will be asked to donate money on arrival. "
"Ohh K"
"So inform your staff members as soon as possible. It starts on Saturday at 7:00am but make sure that you're there at 6:30am so we don't have any late arrivals." With that the Sec Nav says his goodbyes and exits the Admirals office leaving an annoyed AJ.
"Tiner" the admirals voice booms over the intercom startling the young petty officer
"Yes Sir?"
"Gather all the staff members in the bullpen in 5 minutes"
"Yes sir" a meek Tiner says
5 minutes later
Bullpen
The whole staff of JAG stand idly in the bullpen talking amongst themselves.
"I wonder what's up?" Harm asks Mac in confusion
"I don't know" Mac answers him equally confused
"You haven't done anything buddy?" Sturgis accuses Harm
"Hah Hah" Harm says
"Just checking"
Mac just laughs at Harm's face and comments to him that it wouldn't be past him. The trio teases each other until they are called to attention on the arrival of the Admiral.
"Attention on deck" Tiner says
"At ease everyone. I bet you all are wondering why I have called this meeting of sorts." AJ addresses them
"Yes sir we are" Harm says for everyone
"Well to get straight to the point the Sec Nav has enrolled us, the JAG staff, into a golf competition" AJ says non-to enthusiastically.
"When is it sir?" Bud asks intrigued
"This weekend"
A few murmurs of 'Just Great' are heard around the bullpen
"Well it looks like you have a lot of work a head of you Harm" Mac says cheekily to Harm, loud enough for the whole ensembled group to hear.
"You just wait marine I'm going to take that smile of your face" Harm replies in a mocking voice
"Is that a challenge?" Mac asks challengingly as the bullpen looks on interested
"Sure is"
"Well you better go start practicing your swing now Harm to save face"
"Very funny marine. I think you should be the one racing off to the golf course as soon as possible to practice your swing otherwise you will find yourself in a very embarrassing situation."
"We'll see about that one sailor" Mac replies with a twinkle in her eyes
"We sure will" Harm replies smugly
"Ok you two enough. Wait until Saturday to show off how macho you are." The admiral tells the pair
"Umm sir when does it start?" Harriet asks
"7:00am"
"Ok"
"But be there at 6:30am"
"How come sir?" Gunny asks
"So that we don't have any late arrivals" AJ says staring at Harm.
"I wonder who that would be?" Mac says quizzically looking directly at Harm
"Enough with picking on me. Not everyone has an internal clock like you Mac"
"Yeah but everyone including you has a clock Harm so maybe for just this once you could actually read what time it says and calculate how long it should take for you to get ready and to get there."
"Well if my stupid alarm clock went off when I put it, I wouldn't be late sometimes"
"SOMETIMES! Try always Harm?" Mac says truthfully
"Ok always..."
"I was right like always" Mac smiles teasingly
"Like always? I don't think so Mac"
"We'll see about that"
"Well if you don't want me to be late why don't you pick me up on Saturday?"
"OK fine I will' Mac says back
"Ok that's settled then. What time are you going to pick me up?"
"Well lets see if it begins at 6:30am, it'll take 15-20 minutes to get there, so I'll say be ready by 6:10am"
"Ok yep"
"Well now that you two are organised maybe we can continue with this discussion." AJ inquires
"Yes sir" they both say in unison
"Sir why did the Sec Nav enroll us in it?" asks levelheaded Harriet
"Ohh sorry I forgot to tell you that. The reason why he enrolled us was to help raise money for the local hospital which burned down last week"
"Ok"
"Before I ask how many people are coming I just want to tell you that the more that come the more money we will receive and therefore donate to the hospital. Each person is asked to donate money on arrival to myself. "
"Umm sir how come we are participating in this then. Why can't we just donate money here in the office and then give it to them?" Tiner asks
"Well so far I know that JAG Corps will be competing against other Law firms from around D.C. and that who ever wins gets a trophy and certificates."
"Ok. So the other law firms that are competing are also raising money for this hospital?" Tiner inquires
"Yes they are"
"So it's basically a competition to see who's the best out of the firms in golf?" Harm asks
"Friendly competition" AJ warns each of them
"Ok"
"Well I'll leave a piece of paper here. Sign it if you are going to participate on Saturday."
"Yes sir" they all say as they stand at attention.
"Dismissed" AJ says in his normal command voice.
End of Chapter one
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