CHAPTER 3: NEXT SUPPOSE-TO-BE-MEETING-OF-HAPPINESS.

TERESA'S POV.

Why was I the one that had to suffer???? I always had to.fuck.. It's totally TORTURE!!!! If only I could die at this very moment. Mrs. Hoover was droning on and on about mummies. 'Egyptians believe in life after death, so that is why they worshipped the death.yare yare,' yeah, like who doesn't know about that? Besides, the Chinese were the first ever humans who had the brains to mummify a corpse! But to me, mummifying is a waste of life. It's not like the fucking corpses are going to revive. "Miss Webster, what on earth are you writing underneath your desk?" Mrs. Hoover suddenly cried out. Gosh, her voice came out like a tin of rusty nails. "Nothing, Mrs. Hoover, just my will. I fear I shall die of your boring sentences," I replied smugly. Mrs. Hoover grabbed my will and scanned through the lines quickly. "Well, Teresa, I would appreciate your thoughtfulness, but I would rather have something else than your underpants," Mrs. Hoover said sternly. A few guys snickered. "'Take it or leave it', that's my motto. Besides, you should be grateful your fuckin' name is in my will. Receive what you were given by the dead," I replied. More snickers. God, the look on Mrs. Hoover's face look as if she just ate something disgusting.

THE NEXT DIMENSION.

SANZO'S POV.

'If only Goku could just shut his fucking mouth for once,' I thought irritably. Goku was totally moaning about his hunger problems for the past few days continuously. If I wasn't careful, I would probably put a bullet through my head soon. How could Hakkai ever be so patient?? I need some PLFTUP ( Patient Lessons For The Unpatient) Maybe that's where Hakkai got his patience. "Sanzo... I'm.." WHAM. There goes my best friend. He was always there to shut the bakazaru and the ero kappa up. What did I do to deserve this? This is TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The last things I would want to remind myself before I put a bullet through my head: 1: Revise my will three times before handing it over to Hakkai.

2: Whack both the bakazaru and the ero kappa until I feel satisfied with the amount of lumps on their heads.

3: Write to the kuso baba up in Heaven that I would join her shortly.

4: Write to Komyou Sanzo that I would meet him shortly as well.

5: Tell Hakkai that I might want to have good food before I go UP.

MY WILL:

I, Genjo Sanzo, also known as Koryu, hereby writes his will as the name given. I hereby hand the Divine Gold Card to Hakkai so he can use it for all the daily products to feed both the Ero kappa and the bakazaru as well as himself. I hereby give the Sutra to Kougaiji who wanted it so very badly for his entire life of living.

Last but not least, I hand all my UNDERPANTS to the ero kappa for good use (provided if he ever wore underpants)

The one who won't be here for long,

Genjo Sanzo

That sounds very professional. At least it will show the world that I am the good-for-nothing Genjo Sanzo people took me of. (I didn't know I could write so well!) Hah! I'm done with my third chapter! Thanks to my sis who did help me with a few sentences of Sanzo's will. And if you have played The Simpsons: Virtual Springfield, you would know who Mrs. Hoover is (]