Chapter 2 --- Harry and Ron's Plan---
"What!?" Hermione screeched, causing many people to look her way. Hermione blushed prettily and lowered her voice. "Ron, Harry, I wont allow you to do this." Harry and Ron had decided to tell Hermione of their plan later that day at the Great Hall. Harry and Ron had been eating cheerfully while telling her, digging into the roast beef, potatoes, pork, ham, and sipping their pumpkin juice, eager to see what they had for dessert. And all the while Hermione had stared at them in mute shock.
"It doesn't matter if you give us the consent to do so or not. We're doing it anyways. We just thought you should know." Harry bit into a biscuit, chewing with his mouth opened.
"But it's disgusting. And it's wrong! Raping him is not the answer to all of this!" She hissed.
"Aw, 'Ermione, we only want to have a bit of fun. Plus, it will teach him never to mess with you again." Ron gulped down his juice and pointed his finger at Hermione's plate. "Oy, you better eat 'Ermione, or you'll be starved tonight."
Hermione glared at him. "Oh, shut up. I'm not hungry." Hermione's expression grew gentle as she surveyed them.
"What?" Ron asked suspiciously.
"I was just thinking that, the whole time I knew the two of you, I never once suspected you were gay." She gave them a sheepish look.
Harry and Ron's face colored considerably. "Well, ah, Hermione, we aren't exactly gay." Harry hedged. He sighed. "We're bisexual, so we like girls too."
Hermione sniffed with pride. "I know what bisexual means, Harry." She said irritably. "I just didn't know that you two were bisexual."
Ron grinned somewhat sheepishly. "We can hide it well?"
Hermione shook her head. "Anyways, since you both completely refuse to obey me, how are you guys planning to do this? And when? The date is crucial also. You have to have perfect timing. It has to be when no one is around or suspected to show up."
Ron rolled his eyes. "We know, 'Ermione. We were planning to attack him in the dorm when no one else was around, but that was too risky. So now we have decided on the locker rooms."
Hermione blinked. "The locker rooms? How so?"
"Well," Harry piqued, "we have quidditch practice in two weeks, since Hooch decided to cancel and go visit some family she had somewhere in the country. After every practice, we take showers, as I'm sure you already now," Harry hastened to add when he saw Hermione's offended look. She nodded, waving her hand for him to continue. "It takes about thirty minutes for all of us to undress, shower, then redress and leave. Cedric's locker is two lockers down from Ron's, so Ron has agreed to steal his clothes and hide them. During the time Cedric is looking for his clothes, everyone would have left by now. 'Cept for Ron and I. We shall tell Cedric that we have to wait for the hot water to return before we can shower, or something like that. Ron will quit the scene as if to check and jump him from behind, then I come at him, and then we both have our wicked ways with him." Harry grinned.
"That's an excellent plan, except that.." Hermione trailed off, looking down at her empty plate.
"Except what?" Harry and Ron said in unison.
"Except that Cedric will go to Professor Dumbledore and tell him what you did afterwards. You'll have to do a Memory Charm on him, and neither of you know how. I'll have to do it." Hermione stated.
Ron raised his brow. "You want to see us ravish him?"
Hermione wrinkled her nose. "No. What about Hooch?"
Harry smiled brightly. "That's easy. Hooch never makes rounds in the locker room since it isn't proper, but she does lock the door from the outside by 8:00. Practice starts at 6:00 and ends at 6:30, everyone is gone by seven. We'll practically have an hour to do this."
"Oh and 'Ermione?"
"Yes?"
"You don't have to do the Memory Charm on him. We'll just threaten to ravish him again if he squeals on us. So he'll remember no to bother you again."
"Well, I hadn't thought of that. Perhaps he will remember through the hurt he will still have in his arse?" Hermione giggled.
Ron snorted and Harry chuckled.
"I wish you two the best of luck." Hermione whispered.
"And you too, 'Ermione. You're a part of this as well."
"Ugh, don't remind me Ron." Hermione finally began to eat.