Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken or Tenchu

Okay here we go. Since it's a Tekken character in a Tenchu world, you can find this little series in both "Tekken" and "Tenchu" on this site. I thought this would make a good comedy so here we go. Tekken's Yoshimitsu, entering the world of Tenchu.

The Tekken crew was standing in a giant lab, watching a presentation from Dr. Boskonovitch.

Dr. Boskonovitch: "So, ladies, gentlemen and umm..." *clears his throat* "Manji tribe"

Manji: "YO!"

Dr. Boskonovitch: "Yes of course. So there you have it before you, the world's first, true Time Machine"

Kazuya: "Ha!! You expect us to believe that hunk o'junk actually works!? HA!"

Dr. Boskonovitch: "Would you like me to prove it?"

Kazuya: "Make my day ya old fart!" *crosses his arms with a smirk* "Sunaka!"

Jin: *looks at him* "What?"

Kazuya: *looks back at Jin* "Huh?"

Jin: "What'd you say?"

Kazuya: "Make my day ya old fart?"

Jin: "No no after that"

Kazuya: "Sunaka?"

Jin: "Yeah. Dad, you been gettin into grandpa's Ritalin again?"

Kazuya: *rolls his eyes* "Haven't you played Tekken 4?"

Jin: "Ummmmm yeah, I am a character in it."

Kazuya: *throws up his hands* "You've never heard me say that?! I do it just like this!" *clears his throat and crosses his arms with a dark smirk tilting his head aside* "Sunaka!"

Jin: *shakes his head, confused* "You're a freakin weirdo"

Kazuya: *decks him* "Little brat" *goes back to the presentation* "So yeah prove it!"

Dr. Boskonovitch: "Ahem, of course. I will need a volunteer. Bryan?"

Bryan: *lays on a table, with an oxygen mask over his face*

Dr B.(Boskonovitch) "Oh right he's asleep for a year. Anyone? Heihachi?"

Heihachi: *sits in the front in a wheel chair* "Hell no! I've seen too much weird crap in my day!"

Dr. B: "No one?" *almost pouting*

Yoshimitsu: "Hey Doc!" *walks up on stage* "I'll do it"

Dr. B: "Ahhh splendid! Please stand on the platform"

Yoshimitsu: *steps up on a little platform between two metal pillars, his feet on an X* "Right here?"

Dr. B: "Yes, good. Now.." *starts punching in coordinates* "How about I send you to a time period more to your suiting, hmm?"

Yoshimitsu: *crosses his arms* "More to my liking? What do ya mean?"

Dr. B: "You shall see"

MC(machine computer): "Wormhole opens in 10 seconds"

Hwoarang: *looks up at the timer* "Oh yeah man, I saw this shit in a Jet Li movie!"

Lei: "Yeah man me too! Hey Doc! Did you rip off that idea!?"

Dr. B: "Umm.....no?"

Jet Li(to the side): "Oi!"

Everyone: "Oh crap. You're screwed doc!"

Dr. B: "Eek!" *runs*

Jet Li: *chases him* "Come back here! Plot stealer! Wayah!"

Yoshimitsu: "Oh no! Don't worry doc I'll save ya!" *just as he starts to step off--*

MC: "Wormhole open!"

Yoshimitsu: "Gah!" *A beam of light hits him and he starts breaking into small little pieces as he is sucked upwards, screaming like a psycho. Yes, just like in 'The One'*

Hwoarang: "Ohhhhh yeah, that's a rip off of a Jet Li movie alright"

Jin: "No doubt about it"

Meanwhile, Dr. B is getting the crap kicked out of him by Jet Li who for some reason has the strength and speed he had in the movie.

Hwoarang: "Hey ya wanna take the girls out for lunch?"

Jin: "Right on!"

They walk off.

Jet Li: "I'll sue your ass!" *punch punch, kick, headbutt*

Dr. B: "Not if you kill me first! OW!"

Meanwhile, back in the 16th century, one of the Tenchu baddies(from the first level on Tenchu 1) stands out on the street, stretching.

Baddie: "Nice night! Aaaghh" *stretches*

All of a sudden, right behind him a beam of light hits the ground and little pieces fall from the sky, to form Yoshimitsu(who by the way sports his Tekken 4 look with the skull face and green sword and all). He lays there only for a second, since he's not 100% human he doesn't twitch on the ground like the people in the movie, just gets up and dusts himself off.

Yoshimitsu: "Woo! That was some trip" *looks around, not noticing the baddie yet* "Wow, did it work?"

Baddie: "You!" *like in the game*

Yoshimitsu: *looks at him, pauses confused and points to himself* "Me? Whoa I'm expected?"

Baddie: "Hiya!" *tries to stab him with his spear but due to Yoshimitsu's armor, it works to no prevail*

Yoshimitsu: *looks down at the spear against his chest* "Hey you scratched the paint off!"

Baddie: "Hooha!" *stabs again, again no prevail*

Yoshimitsu: "Stop that!"

Baddie: "Woo!" *stab*

Yoshimitsu: "Hey!"

Baddie: "Ha!" *stab*

Yoshimitsu: "Yo!"

Baddie: "Wootaka!" *stab*

Yoshimitsu: "Are you deaf!?"

Baddie: "Hooyah!" *twirl, and stab*

Yoshimitsu: "That's it!!!!" *grabs the spear and breaks it over his knee, throws it aside, and performs a combo on the guy, beating him to death* "God! How far back in time did I go? People don't understand english, or are they just damn stupid?"

Baddie 2: "Hey!" *sees Yoshimitsu from his spot at the door and charges at him with his samurai sword*

Yoshimitsu: "o.รด Oh boy."

Baddie 2: "Hiya!!!!" *slashes with his sword*

Yoshimitsu raises his arm, letting his armor block the attack and twirls around to end up back to back with the guy, at the same time, drawing his sword.

Baddie 2: "Huh?"

Yoshimitsu: "Dough!"(like he does in Tekken 4) *twirls around and slices the guy's head off* "Woo, boy" *lowers his sword* "I gotta find out where I am." *runs around the little corner in the beggining and sees another guy, actually two guys.* "Ah, maybe they can help me. Excuse me!!"

Baddie 3 and 4: *turn to him* "Hey!" "You!"

Yoshimitsu: *slides to a stop* "Ah great, more dumbasses!"

They run at him but Yoshimitsu just leaps into the air and lands behind him. They stop and look around.

Baddie 3: "Huh?"

Baddie 4: "Come face me!"

Yoshimitsu: *behind them* "Yough!" *kicks one into a wall, and slashes one open from behind. The slashed one dies and the kicked one gets K.Oed* "Stupid people. Oh well, if at first you don't succeed, try try again!" *continues*

Yoshimitsu soon comes to the next corner where he finds another man pacing around with a spear. He holds his hands together and looks up.

Yoshimitsu: "Dear God, please let this man have some brains! Yo! Homie!" *approaches the man*

Baddie 5: *turns around* "Huh! You!!!"

Yoshimitsu: *stops* "Ugh, not again!"

Baddie 5: "You die!" *charges with his spear*

Yoshimitsu: "I'm tired of this!" *kicks his spear up, punches him in the face and stabs him* "God. I think Dr. B sent me back into Dumbass-Ville. Oh well, third times the charm! I'll take to the roofs this time!" *flies up with his wings and glides over to the main house, landing, and looks around* "Maybe I can get around safely above ground. Hey a window!" *runs over and slips through the little window, and finds a guy sleeping. He stops and tilts his head* "Hmm"

Baddie 6: *starts to wake up* "Hmm?" *sees Yoshimitsu* "Hey--"

Yoshimitsu: *stabs him before he can finish* "HA! AHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! I stopped ya that time punk! Now...ooh!" *walks over to the little hole in the ceiling where in the game you slip through to find Echigoya with the woman. Yoshimitsu lowers to one knee and peeks through*

Echigoya: *flirtin with the woman* "Come on, come on! Ahehehehehehe!"

Yoshimitsu: *softly to himself* "Damn, he's gettin his groove on!"

Girl: "Aah!" *runs away*

Yoshimitsu: "Hey wait a minute, she's being harassed! Asshole!" *flips through all ninja like*

Echigoya: *jumps back* "What!? Who are you?!"

Yoshimitsu: "You like to harass poor innocent women huh? Huh?! Well I'll show ya!"

Echigoya: *cowers away* "Get him! Get him!!"

Bodygaurd: *turning to look at Yoshimitsu* "It looks like you chose the wrong party to crash!"

Yoshimitsu: *gasps* "You can talk!? Finally, someone who can say a full sentance! Listen man I'm from the year 2003, I was wondering if---"

Bodygaurd: "What!? You mock me!" *draws his sword and charges*

Yoshimitsu: *sighs and mutters* "Dammit" *raises his sword and starts a fight with the guy. after a few minutes, Yoshimitsu knocks the guy down and pins him* "Alright! Now tell me where I am!"

Bodygaurd: "Ugh...I won't let you kill Echigoya!"

Yoshimitsu: "What?...." *looks around confused, then back at the guy* "Look man stop being such an idiot, I've already met six and--"

Bodygaurd: "No!" *punches him*

Yoshimitsu: *gets up and staggers back* "Hey! I just wanna talk to you!"

The Bodygaurd gets up and grabs his sword, charging at Yoshimitsu with the sword raised above his head. Yoshimitsu sticks out his own blade and the guy runs into it, getting impaled.

Yoshimitsu: "Oh great, he's dead. Oh well maybe I can find that Pimp Daddy." *runs off through the door the Bodygaurd was watching. As he runs out, two more Baddies shout and charge at him* "I'm getting tired of this" *beats them up out cold and flies to the roofs again, ninja hopping around just in time to see a door closed* "Aha!"

He flies down and opens the door, walking into what looks like a storage room, where Echigoya is cowering away.

Echigoya: "Get away! Help me! Somebody!"

Yoshimitsu: "Whoa hey easy big guy! I just wanna know where I am exactly!"

Echigoya: "Die!" *pulls out his gun and shoots Yoshimitsu in the chest, it bounces off his armor*

Yoshimitsu: "What the--. Oh you wanna be a butt-face huh? Well I'll show you!"

Echigoya: "Die!" *aims his gun again*

Yoshimitsu: "Yaksuki!" *throws his sword like a boomerang, letting the blade go through his chest, pinning him to a wall* "God. Well I guess I'll have to find someone else to tell me where I am"

Yoshimitsu sheaths his sword and runs out of the room to the streets where he is suddenly stopped by an old peasant.

Peasant: "Wait, stop! You are the ninja?"

Yoshimitsu: "Yeah, I'm a ninja.."

Peasant: *slaps a scroll to his chest, which Yoshimitsu takes in his hand* "Take this to Lord Gohda!"

Yoshimitsu: "Lord who?"

Peasant: "Gohda!"

Yoshimitsu: "Who the hell's---"

Peasant: *slumps and stops the mideival peasant act, turning modern* "Look man, just take the damn scroll, I got a dog on my ass." *A dog turns the corner behind the peasant and starts chasin after him. The peasant meanwhile turns back to his mideival attitude* "Agh! Syaonara! Domo Arigatou!" *runs off with the dog chasin close behind*

Yoshimitsu: *watchin this as they dissapear off in the distance* "Wow, what a weirdo"

Yoshimitsu looks down at the scroll and opens it, skimming through.

Yoshimitsu: "Wow, good thing I can read japanese. Oh well I'll just find this Lord Gohda, maybe he can tell me where I am." *flutters his wings and flies off, into the distance*

Well there's my first chapter of Yoshimitsu's Adventure in the Tenchu world. Please send some Reviews and tell me what you think! I appreciate it!