Disclaimer: Namco has said, "Tekken is miiiiiiiiiine! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
and as Akalim said "Tenchu belongs to me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Namco: *slaps Aklaim* "That's our Bryan laugh!"
Aklaim: "Oh sorry"
Namco: "I'll see you in court!"
Aklaim: "Shit"
Just kidding there hehe. Chapter 2 Yoshi's Nobel Task(?)
Back at the lab in the year 2003, the Tekken crew were all amazed. Heihachi ordered his T-Force to dispose of Jet Li so Dr. B is alright.
Kazuya: "Holy crap, it did work!"
Dr. B: "I told you it would! But noooooooo, you wouldn't believe me!"
Xiaoyu: "Where'd you send the Yo-Man anyway?"
Dr. B: "16th Century Japan"
Heihachi: "The time of war, treachery and theivery? Where it was dangerous to live?"
Dr. B: "o.o..Oops"
Kazuya: *slaps his knee* "Ha! Stupid ass!"
"Ahem."
The crew looks up.
Jun: "Who said that?"
"Me"
Jun: "Who?"
Kazuya: "Don't play games with us you.....you.....you uhhh...." *pouts, not being able to think up an insult* "Damn"
Me: "It's me, Shadow, y'know the author here?"
Everybody: "Oh yeah!"
Me: "Gooood good, now everybody look into the big mirror to your left and say dumbass"
The whole crew looks at the mirror(cept me), points and says "Dumbass!"
Me: "Good little idiots"
Kazuya: "Hey! You called me a dumbass you old fart!" *punches Heihachi out of his chair*
Nina: "You called me a dumbass! Some sister you are!" *starts a cat fight with Anna*
This eventually spreads out and the whole lab turns into a royal rumble of fights, Heihachi btw fights by breaking his ankles. Why is he in a wheel chair by the way you ask? He probably would be after a beating by Kazuya and Jin.
Me: *sighs* "You guys are dumb"
Meanwhile, back in 16th Century Japan, a.k.a Tenchu Land, Yoshimitsu swoops down, tired of flying and just so happens to land at the beggining point of Level 2 on Tenchu(Deliver the secret message)
Yoshimitsu: *panting* "Whew. Well all I gotta do is find this Gohda, give him this note and I can get some answers to where Dr. B sent me. Looks like Japan but I thought people here were smart" *shrugs and starts, the music to the level suddenly begins as he moves, he stops after a few steps* "What the hell?"
Me: "Don't stop just hurry up!"
Yoshimitsu: "Shadow?"
Me: "Yup!"
Yoshimitsu: "Listen uhh...I just got a question, since yer the author and all, why was I sent 'here'?"
Me: "Ummm...." *trails off*
Yoshimitsu: "Shadow!"
Me: "Huh?! Oh, umm. Because I'm the author and I control your life as it is?"
Yoshimitsu: "No you don't, Namco does"
Me: "As far as it goes in this fanfic, I own you here bitch! So get movin!"
Yoshimitsu: "Yipe!" *skitters, along*
He runs along, until he makes it out to the street, in which you players of Tenchu know, this is the worst spot to be if you're trying to stay unseen. The little villager here sees him and freaks!
Villager: "Wha--HELP!" *runs off*
Yoshimitsu: *Facefaults(however much a skull with glowing eyes can facefault) and looks back up* "Shadow? What is it about people either wanting to kill me or screamin when they see me?"
Me: "It's how Aklaim, made the video game"
Yoshimitsu: ".....Say what?"
Me: "You're in the video game made by Aklaim, Tenchu: Stealth Assassins. Most of the people fear or hate you, thus you gotta hide and kill. But don't kill the villagers, makes me look bad as the author and plus I'll pummel you if you do!"
Yoshimitsu: "You wouldn't dare!"
Me: "Try me.."
Yoshimitsu: "Okie-dokie!" *trips a fleeing villager*
All of a sudden, a giant foot, with a black and white Chuck Taylor sneaker on comes from the sky and steps on Yoshimitsu. It raises and Yoshimitsu sits up holding his head.
Yoshimitsu: "Ugggghhhh"
Me: "Now, I've already wasted over half of the little scroller bar on pointless crap! Now get to the meaning of the chapter!"
Yoshimitsu: "Wha?"
Me: "Your Nobel Task! Go find Gohda!"
Yoshimitsu nods and stands up, just in time to see a swarm(actually just 6), screaming like savages and weilding swords and other junk. He springs into the air, his eyes and tounge springing out of his mouth as he screams out, but instead of a real scream it comes out as the sound of a long blowing Foghorn.
Me: "Yo-Man. Tekken Force"
Yoshimitsu: "Good example!" *gets a sudden burst of courage and draws his sword, tucking the scroll in his belt and unleashes a fury of spinning kicks, scattering the group of ninjas all over the streets* "Woooooooooooo!"
Yoshimitsu: "Party time!" *starts the misson, only this time the backround music is the song "Can't Touch This"*
He hops up onto a roof, right in front of a ninja, kills him and hops down to the ground, killing another and another. He hops up, cheering and continues, finally coming to the little bridge where a dog barks and starts chargin him, snarling.
Yoshimitsu: "Awwww! Lookit the cute little puppy! C'mere boy!" *whistles, pattin his knee*
Me: "Yosh, kill it"
Yoshimitsu: "What? It's just a dog!"
Me: "It's an enemy dog kill it!"
Yoshimitsu: "No you told me not to kill anything innocent"
Me: "It's not innocent you, freakin idiot! Kill the damn dog!"
Yoshimitsu: "No! That's cruelty to animals! Jun'll kick my ass!"
Me: "I'll kick your ass if you don't--ugh" *as author, punches in a few things on his keyboard*
In the blink of an eye, the dog has foam at it's mouth and is rabid.
Yoshimitsu: *foghorn yell* "It's rabid! AAAAAGGHHH" *grabs the dog as it dives for him and does his little tornado head slam to it, then proceeds to stab it like a psycho* "Woo, I hate rabid beasts"
Yoshimitsu stands up and shudders, heading across the little bridge and trots up the walkway where Sekiya Naotada is waiting. Yoshimitsu, due to lack of breath falls to one knee.
Yoshimitsu: *pant, pant, huff huff, heave heave* "You Gohda?"
Sekiya: "No. I am Sekiya Naotada, who....are you?"
Yoshimitsu: "I'm Yoshimitsu of the Manji Clan some freak told me to give Gohda this message"
Sekiya: "Oh...right" *takes it* "Thanks"
Yoshimitsu: "Yeah, well I guess I'll be going now--"
Sekiya: "Wait! Not yet. Please do us a favor?"
Yoshimitsu: "What?"
Sekiya: *hands him a map* "One of our ninjas were captured and held in a prison. Can you please go find them? Bring them here?"
Yoshimitsu: "Hmm, well since you were nice I suppose I could. Adios!" *flies off and into the air* "Whoo"
Me: "Nice goin"
Yoshimitsu: "What? Oh no what did I get myself into now?"
Me: "You'll see in the next chapter Yo-Man"
Yoshimitsu: *whines as he flies* "I wanna go home..;.;"
The end of Chapter 2! Sorry for so much nonsense away from the Tenchu mission, I thought it'd be a little funny if I threw in an argument between me and the Yo-Man, him being my favorite Tekken character and all. You won't have to wait long for Chapter 3, maybe a day or two, depends.
Just kidding there hehe. Chapter 2 Yoshi's Nobel Task(?)
Back at the lab in the year 2003, the Tekken crew were all amazed. Heihachi ordered his T-Force to dispose of Jet Li so Dr. B is alright.
Kazuya: "Holy crap, it did work!"
Dr. B: "I told you it would! But noooooooo, you wouldn't believe me!"
Xiaoyu: "Where'd you send the Yo-Man anyway?"
Dr. B: "16th Century Japan"
Heihachi: "The time of war, treachery and theivery? Where it was dangerous to live?"
Dr. B: "o.o..Oops"
Kazuya: *slaps his knee* "Ha! Stupid ass!"
"Ahem."
The crew looks up.
Jun: "Who said that?"
"Me"
Jun: "Who?"
Kazuya: "Don't play games with us you.....you.....you uhhh...." *pouts, not being able to think up an insult* "Damn"
Me: "It's me, Shadow, y'know the author here?"
Everybody: "Oh yeah!"
Me: "Gooood good, now everybody look into the big mirror to your left and say dumbass"
The whole crew looks at the mirror(cept me), points and says "Dumbass!"
Me: "Good little idiots"
Kazuya: "Hey! You called me a dumbass you old fart!" *punches Heihachi out of his chair*
Nina: "You called me a dumbass! Some sister you are!" *starts a cat fight with Anna*
This eventually spreads out and the whole lab turns into a royal rumble of fights, Heihachi btw fights by breaking his ankles. Why is he in a wheel chair by the way you ask? He probably would be after a beating by Kazuya and Jin.
Me: *sighs* "You guys are dumb"
Meanwhile, back in 16th Century Japan, a.k.a Tenchu Land, Yoshimitsu swoops down, tired of flying and just so happens to land at the beggining point of Level 2 on Tenchu(Deliver the secret message)
Yoshimitsu: *panting* "Whew. Well all I gotta do is find this Gohda, give him this note and I can get some answers to where Dr. B sent me. Looks like Japan but I thought people here were smart" *shrugs and starts, the music to the level suddenly begins as he moves, he stops after a few steps* "What the hell?"
Me: "Don't stop just hurry up!"
Yoshimitsu: "Shadow?"
Me: "Yup!"
Yoshimitsu: "Listen uhh...I just got a question, since yer the author and all, why was I sent 'here'?"
Me: "Ummm...." *trails off*
Yoshimitsu: "Shadow!"
Me: "Huh?! Oh, umm. Because I'm the author and I control your life as it is?"
Yoshimitsu: "No you don't, Namco does"
Me: "As far as it goes in this fanfic, I own you here bitch! So get movin!"
Yoshimitsu: "Yipe!" *skitters, along*
He runs along, until he makes it out to the street, in which you players of Tenchu know, this is the worst spot to be if you're trying to stay unseen. The little villager here sees him and freaks!
Villager: "Wha--HELP!" *runs off*
Yoshimitsu: *Facefaults(however much a skull with glowing eyes can facefault) and looks back up* "Shadow? What is it about people either wanting to kill me or screamin when they see me?"
Me: "It's how Aklaim, made the video game"
Yoshimitsu: ".....Say what?"
Me: "You're in the video game made by Aklaim, Tenchu: Stealth Assassins. Most of the people fear or hate you, thus you gotta hide and kill. But don't kill the villagers, makes me look bad as the author and plus I'll pummel you if you do!"
Yoshimitsu: "You wouldn't dare!"
Me: "Try me.."
Yoshimitsu: "Okie-dokie!" *trips a fleeing villager*
All of a sudden, a giant foot, with a black and white Chuck Taylor sneaker on comes from the sky and steps on Yoshimitsu. It raises and Yoshimitsu sits up holding his head.
Yoshimitsu: "Ugggghhhh"
Me: "Now, I've already wasted over half of the little scroller bar on pointless crap! Now get to the meaning of the chapter!"
Yoshimitsu: "Wha?"
Me: "Your Nobel Task! Go find Gohda!"
Yoshimitsu nods and stands up, just in time to see a swarm(actually just 6), screaming like savages and weilding swords and other junk. He springs into the air, his eyes and tounge springing out of his mouth as he screams out, but instead of a real scream it comes out as the sound of a long blowing Foghorn.
Me: "Yo-Man. Tekken Force"
Yoshimitsu: "Good example!" *gets a sudden burst of courage and draws his sword, tucking the scroll in his belt and unleashes a fury of spinning kicks, scattering the group of ninjas all over the streets* "Woooooooooooo!"
Yoshimitsu: "Party time!" *starts the misson, only this time the backround music is the song "Can't Touch This"*
He hops up onto a roof, right in front of a ninja, kills him and hops down to the ground, killing another and another. He hops up, cheering and continues, finally coming to the little bridge where a dog barks and starts chargin him, snarling.
Yoshimitsu: "Awwww! Lookit the cute little puppy! C'mere boy!" *whistles, pattin his knee*
Me: "Yosh, kill it"
Yoshimitsu: "What? It's just a dog!"
Me: "It's an enemy dog kill it!"
Yoshimitsu: "No you told me not to kill anything innocent"
Me: "It's not innocent you, freakin idiot! Kill the damn dog!"
Yoshimitsu: "No! That's cruelty to animals! Jun'll kick my ass!"
Me: "I'll kick your ass if you don't--ugh" *as author, punches in a few things on his keyboard*
In the blink of an eye, the dog has foam at it's mouth and is rabid.
Yoshimitsu: *foghorn yell* "It's rabid! AAAAAGGHHH" *grabs the dog as it dives for him and does his little tornado head slam to it, then proceeds to stab it like a psycho* "Woo, I hate rabid beasts"
Yoshimitsu stands up and shudders, heading across the little bridge and trots up the walkway where Sekiya Naotada is waiting. Yoshimitsu, due to lack of breath falls to one knee.
Yoshimitsu: *pant, pant, huff huff, heave heave* "You Gohda?"
Sekiya: "No. I am Sekiya Naotada, who....are you?"
Yoshimitsu: "I'm Yoshimitsu of the Manji Clan some freak told me to give Gohda this message"
Sekiya: "Oh...right" *takes it* "Thanks"
Yoshimitsu: "Yeah, well I guess I'll be going now--"
Sekiya: "Wait! Not yet. Please do us a favor?"
Yoshimitsu: "What?"
Sekiya: *hands him a map* "One of our ninjas were captured and held in a prison. Can you please go find them? Bring them here?"
Yoshimitsu: "Hmm, well since you were nice I suppose I could. Adios!" *flies off and into the air* "Whoo"
Me: "Nice goin"
Yoshimitsu: "What? Oh no what did I get myself into now?"
Me: "You'll see in the next chapter Yo-Man"
Yoshimitsu: *whines as he flies* "I wanna go home..;.;"
The end of Chapter 2! Sorry for so much nonsense away from the Tenchu mission, I thought it'd be a little funny if I threw in an argument between me and the Yo-Man, him being my favorite Tekken character and all. You won't have to wait long for Chapter 3, maybe a day or two, depends.
