"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?", Incuvious exclaimed so loudly that it was heard in the muggle world.

Incuvious ripped the sorting hat!

"Well maybe you won't have to be in Gryffindor!" Professor McGonagall said.

"Come with me to the Headmasters office. Dumbledore will want to see you, she said shapely.


"It's just a hat", Incuvious said.

"Just a hat! Just a hat! This has been the sorting hat since it was open!" said Dumbledore who just entered the room because of all the screaming.

You shall be in Gryffindor and you will mend the hat".



"Boy that kid's taken it seriously" Ron said to Harry. "I wonder what house he wanted to be in?"

"Probably Slytherin by the way he acted", Harry replied eyes fixed on Incuvious.

Just then Incuvious sat down next to Harry.

"I'm only sitting with you because that stupid hat put me here, and then Dumbledore agreed. I should be with Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, but to make him happy I'll be friends with you!"

Just then Malfoy came to the Gryffindor table. "Well if it isn't Harry Potter!" Malfoy said furiously. "I see you made a friend with Harry Potter. Oh, and there's Weasley. See you've got a trio if I'm not mistaken."

"Malfoy I have to speak to you privately" Incuvious said ushering Malfoy to a corner.

"We could get dirt on Potter and that Weasel kid. Here's what I was thinking. I could spy on him, and he won't have the slightest idea what hit him."

"Great plan. I could do the black-mail. Just make sure to make up every thing. We'll meet up here once a day," whispered Malfoy.

When the feast was over, Harry, Ron, and Incuvious went to Gryffindor Tower and to the common room. There they told each other their life-story.

"Maybe I took the ceremony to seriously," Incuvious said embarrassed.

"Probably, you made a fool out of your self," said Ron.

The next day at Potions Incuvious and Malfoy planned out the secret plan.

"I think I should be all -"you saved the world from you- know who"-ish so he won't suspect a thing. I mean so far he believes every one of my crazy lies," Incuvious said giving himself a pat on the back.

"Good. They're taking the bate. Now we have to real them in. Got any ideas?" Malfoy asked.

"Yeah, but they might not be any good," Incuvious began.

"What I do is form a trio. We do almost everything together. Then when they least expect it I disappear momentarily, and you cause trouble. I can tell you where they plan to be, so you know what to do and when and where to do it. When they ask where I was, I say studying, my mom hates for me to get lower than the best." Incuvious replied,

"Good plan, the excuse was a bit corny, but I can't think of anything better. Unless we want to blow our cover, then I have plenty."

"We don't want to blow our cover, I have to survive seven years with them, unless we kill them first," Incuvious said thoughtfully.

"Great idea Cratin, I like the way you think. Killing Potter sounds fun, got any ideas?" Malfoy asked.

"Yeah, not to get expelled. Pranks are safer!" Incuvious mumbled since his mother wouldn't let him live it down if he got expelled.

"We'll meet up in the owlry after dinner. This ought to be good," Malfoy finished while gloating.

a/n REVIEW!!!!!!! Now!!!! NO FLAMES, or else I will use them to burn you at the stake bwahahahahaha. I think I'm looooosing my mind, I have to go find it, tatatatata…ta J