Disclaimer: Tekken is Namco's not mine. And Tenchu is Aklaims not mine.

CHAPTER 3: Save The Ninja?

Yoshimitsu glided along through the air until he reached the forest on the map, and dropped down, landing quietly in a tree. He looked around, seeing a few guards scattered around, with spears and swords.

Yoshimitsu: "Wow, pretty crowded for a dark forest."

Me: "Psst, Yo-Man you better be careful with this one. It's always tricky, even for me."

Yoshimitsu: *Looks up* "Well I'm a ninja, how tricky can it be for a ninja?"

Me: "Well you can start with that little weak branch you're one"

Yoshimitsu: "Huh?" *looks down as the branch cracks and breaks, Yoshimitsu goes plummetting down towards the ground* "AAAAGH!"

Meanwhile, back in present time at Dr. B's lab.

Dr. B: "Okay I can fix this machine to bring Yoshimitsu back, I think."

Kunimitsu: "You think?! You better bring my Googly Woogly back!"

Kazuya: "Your googly woogly? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Kunimitsu: "Don't you make fun!"

Kazuya: *pose* "Sunaka!"

Kunimitsu: "Oh yeah!?" *kicks him where it hurts!*

Kazuya: "Oyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee!!!!!!!" *keels over, huffing*

Jin: "Serves you right dad."

Jun: *hits Jin over the head* "Don't take sides against your father!"

Jin: *ashamed* "Sowwie mommy"

Craig: "Hahahahaha! Mama's boy!" *points and laughs at Jin*

Dr. B: "Everyone shut up! I need to concentrate! Now.." *continues working*

Back in "Tenchu Land". Yoshimitsu had hit the floor with a heavy thud, and sat up as something banged against his helmet. Annoyed he looked up, behind him to see a swordsman baddie choppin away to no prevail.

Yoshimitsu: "Don't you people evah die?!?!" *runs him through*

He gets up, picking a leaf out between two little joints on his robotic hand and looks around, seeing a cave.

Yoshimitsu: "Yoshi the super spelunker!" *runs over to the cave and looks around* "Wow, sure is dark. I wonder if--AGH!" *Steps off of the edge and falls about 10ft down, landing right on another baddie* "Wow, you guys are soft" *casually runs him through and cracks his neck* "This killing old people from the 16th century thing's getting easy" *continues, following a trail of torches*

Yoshimitsu: "Shadow I think this story's getting boring man, gimme some action down here!"

Me: "You call my story boring?! How dare you! Hey dogs! Skeleton to the right! All you can eat!"

Yoshimitsu: "Oh yeah like that's gonna--" *a pack of dogs comes running around the corner charging at Yoshimitsu. He turns, and springs into the air, foghorn screaming when he sees them, then takes off so fast it makes a ricochet sound*

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Yoshimitsu: *running like the wind* "Bryan!? Help me!!"

Me: "No just me, laughin at your misfortune"

Yoshimitsu: "Damn you!"

Me: "Why you little--" *punches in on his keyboard and the dogs suddenly have rocket boosters on their backs and start gaining on Yoshimitsu*

Yoshimitsu: "Okay okay I'm sorry!" *jumps above a pit fall and kicks off the wall, making another ricochet sound effect*

Me: "Thank you"

A wall suddenly appears in front of the dogs, who crash into it, then it dissapears.

Me: "Ah the glory of imagination"

Yoshimitsu: *stopping for a rest, just at the beggining of the narrow stone bridge with the doors on either side* "Not funny! They don't have that kinda junk in mideival Japan!"

Me: "You're almost there, I'm leaving now"

Yoshimitsu: *huff huff, heave heave* "Crazy Author" *looks at either door, noticing both have caged doors and only one has a corner to turn* "Must be that one!" *does his little teleport thing and widns up inside the little room*

Me: "My my you're smart"

Yoshimitsu: "I thought you were leaving!"

Meanwhile, two baddies are standing and just watching Yoshimitsu.

Baddie 1: "Psst, why's he talking to himself?"

Baddie 2: "I dunno you know them ninjas. They're nuts"

Baddie 1: "Oh well, let's kill him he's ugly"

Baddie 2: "I second that. You!!!"

Baddie 1: "Hey!" *whispers* "I love sayin that"

Me: "heads up"

Yoshimitsu looks and does his teleport thing again, and slams their heads together from behind.

Yoshimitsu: "Always wanted to do that"*giggles like a little school girl*

Yoshimitsu sneaks around, coming up on the slanted path where there's one final guy.

Baddie 3: "Hey stop!"

Yoshimitsu: *kicks him in the nuts* "Piss off man I'm tired of you retards" *walks up the path where the level 3 boss, Goo and ummm...I'll say his pet bear are waiting*

Goo: *trots forward a few steps* "So...the mice come out to play! That mean, Goo get to play too!"

Yoshimitsu: "Ah HA! I beg to differ! My buddy Kuma who must have been transported here also is right behind you!" *beams with pride*

Goo: *turns around to look at his bear and turns back to Yoshimitsu* "That's my pet Bear, Bobo you stupid skull face! God your dumb!" *said as if he had a normal I.Q*

Yoshimitsu: "Dumb? Look at you, thinking I'm a mouse. I'm not a mouse and there's only one of me. Learn how to count you freakin retard!"

Goo: *cries* "Waaaaaaaaaahhhh. Bobo beat you up!"

The bear roars and walks over, towering over Yoshimitsu.

Yoshimitsu: "Kuma, that IS you!"

Kuma: *shrugs* "Name's Bobo now. You're right I got transported right here and killed the real Bobo so I guess I gotta take over"

Yoshimitsu: "Tell ya what, let me by and I'll hook ya up with Panda"

Kuma: "Deal" *walks past Yoshimitsu and goes off*

Yoshimitsu: "Ha! Just you and me now ya big dummy!"

Goo: "Goo kill you!"

Yoshimitsu: "Whatchu gonna do?"

Goo whacks him with his club and sends him into the wall.

Yoshimitsu: "Ow!"

Goo walks over and starts clubbing Yoshimitsu down, laughing dumbly.

Yoshimitsu: "Shadow! Help me!"

Me: "How?"

Yoshimitsu: "You made all this crap up in the story! Gimme somethin!"

Me: "One sec" *type type*

Yoshimitsu: "HAHA! SAY YOUR PRAYERS FAT BOY!" *shoves a shotgun up Goo's nose and pulls the trigger, sending lard and guts all over*

Ayame: "Hey! Where's Rikimaru!" *in the little cell*

Yoshimitsu: *gets up* "Riki who?"

Me: "Her boyfriend"

Ayame: "He's not my boyfriend Shadow! It's against the ninja code!"

Me: "To have a boyfriend?"

Yoshimitsu: "Wow you ninjas suck" *as he cuts her loose*

Ayame: "I wouldn't suck you even if you had one!"

Yoshimitsu: "How'd you know?"

Ayame: "What?"

Yoshimitsu: "That I'm mainly cyborg and I'm anatomically impared"

Ayame: "EW!!!"

"Hah, I must say, I am impressed!"

Ayame: *looks up* "That impresses you?! God you're sick!"

"Not that you stupid girl!" *Onikage flips down* "I--"

Yoshimitsu: "Now who the hell are YOU!?"

Onikage: "I was getting to that! Gosh!" *clears his throat and crosses his arms* "I am Onikage. I will eventually come for Lord Gohda and your heads, but until then, become a more worthy opponent for me!" *starts to flip out but runs into Rikimaru on his way*

Rikimaru+Onikage: "OW!"

Onikage: "Stupid head!" *runs off*

Rikimaru: "Ow" *gets up* "Who was that?"

Yoshimitsu: "He is Onikage. He will eventually come for Lord Gohda and your heads, but until then, become a more worthy opponent for him!"

Rikimaru: "Die demon servant!" *attacks*

Yoshimitsu: *blocks* "WHOA! Chill, I was just quoting him!"

Rikimaru: "Oh...well who are you and why are you doing my missions?"

Yoshimitsu: "I dunno I came from the future and a different world and winded up doing this"

Rikimaru: "Wow, this means I can go on vacation! Wahoo! Come on Ayame!" *walks off*

Ayame: "Coming sweetie" *follows*

Me: *softly* "Rikimaru and Ayame, sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g--"

Ayame: "Shut up! I was joking..." *her expression tells otherwise and she hurries after*

Yoshimitsu scratches his head and sheathes his sword.

Yoshimitsu: "You aren't gonna make another chapter are you?"

Me: "If I get some reviews from the nice people that I hope are reading this, you shall have the joy of crossing the deadly checkpoint while your friends back home party away!"

Yoshimitsu: *lowers his head* "Life sucks. And I have to live it until the world ends. Damn my Immortal life" *flies up out of the hole in the ceiling where Onikage comes from*

Chapter 3 is finished as you can see. Pleeeeeaaaaassssseeeeee send some reviews! I really wanna know what you guys think of this story. Thanks!