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CHAPTER 4: Yoshi Tries The Checkpoint
But first we go back to the laboratory in the year 2003! Dr. Boskonovitch finishes what he thinks will bring Yoshimitsu back and starts putting the machine in reverse.
Dr. B: "I hope I have this correct"
Kazuya: "I hope ya do too, Kunimitsu's driving me nuts. GET OFFA ME!!"
Kunimitsu: *holding onto his leg* "I want my Yoshi Woshi baaaaaaack!"
Kazuya: "I want you off my leggy weggy!"
Jun: "Aww honey you developed a sense of humor!"
Jin: "Not like it'll last"
Jun: "Eh true"
Kazuya: "Ungh, Grr, AGH!" *trips, due to him only being able to use one leg and falls into a tool rack*
Xiaoyu: "Ooh, they're playing WWE!"
They look at her.
Xiaoyu: "What?"
King: "I'm a professional wrestler, and I'll be damned if thats what you call wrestling! I call that, Kazuya with a psycho ninja bitch, stuck to his leg!"
Kazuya: *in the backround* "Get off me you psycho!"
Kunimitsu: *in the backround* "bring my honey back!"
Kazuya: *in BG* "I'm not the scientist! AGH!"
Kunimitsu: *in BG* "Then who is!?"
Kazuya: "Dr. Boskonovitch! It's pretty obvious, his first names Doctor!"
Dr. B: "Actually my first name is--"
Kazuya: "Shut up!!!"
Dr. B: "Whatever, I'm bringing him back now" *hits the "ENTER" button*
Computer: "Wormhole open"
A bit of lightning and a flash of light but Dr. B accidentally brought back a giant T-Rex instead of Yoshimitsu.
T-Rex: *roars*
Everyone: "AAAGHHH FLEE DAMMIT!" *they all start panicking and runnin around with the exception of Alex and Gon who stroll up*
Alex: "Yo! Whassup homeboy!"
Gon: "What it is muddafuckah!"
Back in Tenchu world, Yoshimitsu's luck is actually alot better.....I think. He'd spent an entire two days going off to spy on a rival village to Lord Gohda and was now heading back but on fate's sake he ends up, running over to the checkpoint, where he runs into Taz who's practicing, but she sees him and turns her full attention to him.
Taz: "Please, stop right where you are! You seem to be in great haste for such a late hour. Where are you going?"
Yoshimitsu: "I just went on a two day journey spying on your boss's army to give the info to Lord Gohda so his boys can kick y'alls asses" *beams with pride until he realizes what he just did* "....Shit"
Taz: "Well I'm afraid you cannot pass then, but you will have to die." *lunges forward stabbing with her spear*
Yoshimitsu: *grabs the spear and whips out his sword, running her through* "First people say You and Hey. Now they're talking to theirselves?" *shakes his head and goes through the door*
Me: "Yosh that was pretty corny."
Yoshimitsu: "Not listening!"
Yoshimitsu trots around, heading up the small slant to the left(you Tenchu players should know what I speak of) and spots an archer on a tower.
Yoshimitsu: "This guy's gonna get a taste of his own medicine. YOU!"
The guy on the tower turns and sees Yoshimitsu.
Baddie: "YOU!" *loads and arrow and pulls back*
Yoshimitsu: "HEY!" *Hucks his sword, sending it twirling vertically until it hits the guys chest and knocks him out of the tower. As he falls, he lets go of his arrow and hits one of his comrades in the throat.*
Yoshimitsu: "Wow two birds in one stone." *walks over and gets his sword back and sees another guy* "YOU!" *runs over and kills him* "Hey this is fun. Hehehehehehehe"
Yoshimitsu crosses the bridge and runs up behind two guys.
Yoshimitsu: "You! Hey!" *kill kill*"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---Bryan?"
Me: "No that was you"
Yoshimitsu: "Oh." *continues*
Yoshimitsu comes to a small drop, about 10ft where a whole squad of baddies are on partol. He gulps.
Yoshimitsu: "I'm outnumbered!"
Me: "Use this" *drops an enemy disguise item*
Yoshimitsu smiles and uses it on himself. When the smoke clears he's dressed in his Tekken 2 samurai outfit with the brim hat.
Yoshimitsu: "You're shittin' me"
Me: "You look just like 'em now."
Yoshimitsu scoffs and makes his way down to the group. They to his surprise don't notice him. He smiles and draws his sword.
Yoshimitsu: "You!"
The guys gasp and start looking around.
Baddies: "Where you hiding rat?!"
Yoshimitsu: "WASHTIKI!" *his suit fades and he starts slicing people to pieces*
He continues, finally coming to the back gate, where Senjiro Ackechi awaits.
Senjiro: "Please forgive my dear sister for her rudeness at the gate."
Yoshimitsu: "Your sister--"
Senjiro: "Was a brave woman, I know."
Yoshimitsu: "She was one dumb bitch man. I seen dumber bitches than that, but dayum yo. She be fuckin wit a samurai mastah? Chicken head biatch!"
Senjiro: "How dare you degrade my warrior sibling like that! I challenge you!"
Yoshimitsu: "Warrior sibling? Look man just let me by before I kick yer ass and make you spend eternity with that annoying little bitch!"
Senjiro: "Jama shinaide!"
Senjiro charges at Yoshimitsu. They fight for a couple minutes before Yoshimitsu leaves him dying, covered with several wounds.
Senjiro: *dying* "Ugh....agh...eek....ough...it is an honor to be defeated by....someone as skilled as you..."
Yoshimitsu: "Wow....I'm touched man..." *slices his head off* "Bitch."
Yoshimitsu goes off, continuing through the gates and back to Gohda village.
So what did you guys think of the 4th chapter? Do I still got the humor in this story? I'm sorry for the delay. Writer's block. Please send reviews on this.
CHAPTER 4: Yoshi Tries The Checkpoint
But first we go back to the laboratory in the year 2003! Dr. Boskonovitch finishes what he thinks will bring Yoshimitsu back and starts putting the machine in reverse.
Dr. B: "I hope I have this correct"
Kazuya: "I hope ya do too, Kunimitsu's driving me nuts. GET OFFA ME!!"
Kunimitsu: *holding onto his leg* "I want my Yoshi Woshi baaaaaaack!"
Kazuya: "I want you off my leggy weggy!"
Jun: "Aww honey you developed a sense of humor!"
Jin: "Not like it'll last"
Jun: "Eh true"
Kazuya: "Ungh, Grr, AGH!" *trips, due to him only being able to use one leg and falls into a tool rack*
Xiaoyu: "Ooh, they're playing WWE!"
They look at her.
Xiaoyu: "What?"
King: "I'm a professional wrestler, and I'll be damned if thats what you call wrestling! I call that, Kazuya with a psycho ninja bitch, stuck to his leg!"
Kazuya: *in the backround* "Get off me you psycho!"
Kunimitsu: *in the backround* "bring my honey back!"
Kazuya: *in BG* "I'm not the scientist! AGH!"
Kunimitsu: *in BG* "Then who is!?"
Kazuya: "Dr. Boskonovitch! It's pretty obvious, his first names Doctor!"
Dr. B: "Actually my first name is--"
Kazuya: "Shut up!!!"
Dr. B: "Whatever, I'm bringing him back now" *hits the "ENTER" button*
Computer: "Wormhole open"
A bit of lightning and a flash of light but Dr. B accidentally brought back a giant T-Rex instead of Yoshimitsu.
T-Rex: *roars*
Everyone: "AAAGHHH FLEE DAMMIT!" *they all start panicking and runnin around with the exception of Alex and Gon who stroll up*
Alex: "Yo! Whassup homeboy!"
Gon: "What it is muddafuckah!"
Back in Tenchu world, Yoshimitsu's luck is actually alot better.....I think. He'd spent an entire two days going off to spy on a rival village to Lord Gohda and was now heading back but on fate's sake he ends up, running over to the checkpoint, where he runs into Taz who's practicing, but she sees him and turns her full attention to him.
Taz: "Please, stop right where you are! You seem to be in great haste for such a late hour. Where are you going?"
Yoshimitsu: "I just went on a two day journey spying on your boss's army to give the info to Lord Gohda so his boys can kick y'alls asses" *beams with pride until he realizes what he just did* "....Shit"
Taz: "Well I'm afraid you cannot pass then, but you will have to die." *lunges forward stabbing with her spear*
Yoshimitsu: *grabs the spear and whips out his sword, running her through* "First people say You and Hey. Now they're talking to theirselves?" *shakes his head and goes through the door*
Me: "Yosh that was pretty corny."
Yoshimitsu: "Not listening!"
Yoshimitsu trots around, heading up the small slant to the left(you Tenchu players should know what I speak of) and spots an archer on a tower.
Yoshimitsu: "This guy's gonna get a taste of his own medicine. YOU!"
The guy on the tower turns and sees Yoshimitsu.
Baddie: "YOU!" *loads and arrow and pulls back*
Yoshimitsu: "HEY!" *Hucks his sword, sending it twirling vertically until it hits the guys chest and knocks him out of the tower. As he falls, he lets go of his arrow and hits one of his comrades in the throat.*
Yoshimitsu: "Wow two birds in one stone." *walks over and gets his sword back and sees another guy* "YOU!" *runs over and kills him* "Hey this is fun. Hehehehehehehe"
Yoshimitsu crosses the bridge and runs up behind two guys.
Yoshimitsu: "You! Hey!" *kill kill*"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---Bryan?"
Me: "No that was you"
Yoshimitsu: "Oh." *continues*
Yoshimitsu comes to a small drop, about 10ft where a whole squad of baddies are on partol. He gulps.
Yoshimitsu: "I'm outnumbered!"
Me: "Use this" *drops an enemy disguise item*
Yoshimitsu smiles and uses it on himself. When the smoke clears he's dressed in his Tekken 2 samurai outfit with the brim hat.
Yoshimitsu: "You're shittin' me"
Me: "You look just like 'em now."
Yoshimitsu scoffs and makes his way down to the group. They to his surprise don't notice him. He smiles and draws his sword.
Yoshimitsu: "You!"
The guys gasp and start looking around.
Baddies: "Where you hiding rat?!"
Yoshimitsu: "WASHTIKI!" *his suit fades and he starts slicing people to pieces*
He continues, finally coming to the back gate, where Senjiro Ackechi awaits.
Senjiro: "Please forgive my dear sister for her rudeness at the gate."
Yoshimitsu: "Your sister--"
Senjiro: "Was a brave woman, I know."
Yoshimitsu: "She was one dumb bitch man. I seen dumber bitches than that, but dayum yo. She be fuckin wit a samurai mastah? Chicken head biatch!"
Senjiro: "How dare you degrade my warrior sibling like that! I challenge you!"
Yoshimitsu: "Warrior sibling? Look man just let me by before I kick yer ass and make you spend eternity with that annoying little bitch!"
Senjiro: "Jama shinaide!"
Senjiro charges at Yoshimitsu. They fight for a couple minutes before Yoshimitsu leaves him dying, covered with several wounds.
Senjiro: *dying* "Ugh....agh...eek....ough...it is an honor to be defeated by....someone as skilled as you..."
Yoshimitsu: "Wow....I'm touched man..." *slices his head off* "Bitch."
Yoshimitsu goes off, continuing through the gates and back to Gohda village.
So what did you guys think of the 4th chapter? Do I still got the humor in this story? I'm sorry for the delay. Writer's block. Please send reviews on this.
