A/n: YO WHAT THE HECK IS UP TEKKEN SECTION!!!!!!!! Sorry for my delay, I
got distracted in some Tenchu and Predator fics. Very nice to see everybody
readin this fic, today. Are you having a good fu**ing time so far?! Well
when I wasn't writing, I was playing Tekken mostly so get ready for a wild
ride!!!!!!! P.S: *GASP* I DON'T OWN TEKKEN O_O NAMCO DOES, GAH! And I also
don't own the Mask...you'll see...
Yoshi's Adventure Chapter 6: Destroy The Manji Cult.
Yoshimitsu stood at the foot of the steps, gripping his glowing sword as he looked up at the sky.
Yoshi: "All that time of being absent in thought and you come up with a *%$* Buddah Temple for me to infiltrate?"
Me: "Shut up man I wasn't thinking. I was writing other stuff and playin games."
Yoshi: "Slackin off on the job?!?! Well ain't you just a pain in the--"
WHAM!! My foot comes from the sky, crushing Yoshimitsu. It raises up and Yoshi jerks himself up, and cartoonishly fixes himself.
Yoshi: "Well...I forgot you could do THAT!"
Me: "Look shut up metal boy. The readers have waited enough, get to moving."
Yoshi nods and runs up the steps, to meet the spear gaurd at the top. The kind in the tan pants and the white skin. He turns and glares at Yoshi under his mouth-mask.
Gaurd: "YOU!"
Yoshi: *looks annoyed* "Didn't I finish off you jerkholes?!?!?!"
Gaurd: "Face me you coward!!"
Yoshi reers back and decks him across the face. He falls, tumbles, rolls, flips, clatters, splats, thuds, all the way down the stairs. Yoshi looks up at the camera and like 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey, he grins..
Yoshi: "Ooh! That's gotta hurt! Ayayayay!"
And takes off for the door, yet his Mask like speed is too much and the door, though unlocked doesn't budge and he flies back, rolling down the stairs in a metallic clatter, looks up, and sees stars. He gets up, followed by the gaurd yet he decks him down again and runs up the stairs once more, and goes calmly through the doors, only to be met with a swarm of spear, bow, sword gaurds and a group of those thong wearin, fire spitting zombies(you Tenchu fans know what I mean). He screams out like a fog horn, his eyes and tounge flying out of his mouth then snappin back in.
Yoshi: "SHADOW! Shadow!!" *practically crying* "Help me I can't beat all of these guys! This is five times Tekken Force!!"
Me: "Ugh...fine...you owe me for this.."
There's a blind flash of light and the mob of gaurds and zombies cover their eyes. When they look back, Yoshimitsu is wearing a black sombrero, and a multi colored surape, holding two maracas in his hand. From out of nowhere music starts playing, and Yoshimistu starts to dance, beginning to sing with it.
Yoshi: *singing in a Jim Carrey voice* "They call me Cuban Pete! I'm the king of the rumpa beat! When I play the maracas I go jig-jiggy boot jig- jiggy boot."
He continues this, mesmerizing the gaurds into a fascinated like trance, eventually dancing his way around them and to the Buddah temple, and dances inside, shutting the doors, and suddenly returns to his old self. As he turns around, he sees the fat boss lady, waddlin towards him.
Fatso: "I know what you want. You want the stone. It's safe...inside my belly. You're not going to get it. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!"
Yoshi: *scratches his head* "Look lady I dunno what you mean by stone, but I guess that's what I'm payed to come here for so......I'll get that stone...even if it means gutting you..."
Me: "Psst. That last line was good man."
Yoshi: "Thanks, I heard it on a ninja game by Aklaim."
Me: "......"
Yoshi: "......"
Audience: "......"
Fatso: "......."
Long pause.......
........
Fatso suddenly attacks, whacking Yoshi over the head with her weapon.
Yoshi: "Ow! Fat bitch!"
He slices her across the chest, killing her.
Yoshi: "That hurt!!"
Fatso: "My...mmmy.....mmmmy precious stoooooone...."
She dies and Yoshi does a ninja prayer.
Yoshi: "Burn in Hell, you heretic."
Me: "......."
Audience: "......"
Yoshi: "..what?!"
Onikage: *up in the rafters* "......"
Me: "Psst, Onikage. Your turn."
Onikage: "Oh!"
He flips down, landing infront of Yoshimitsu by a few feet.
Onikage: "I found that somewhat amusing. We meet again..."
Yoshi: "Hey man! Where you been, I haven't seen you since chapter 3!"
Onikage: "Oh well see, Shadow's been working on this story in the Tenchu section called Tenchu: The Onikage Chronicles. I had to pretty much sit down and give my life story."
Me: "No you didn't. It's a fanfic so I just made shit up. You've been sitting on your ass waiting for Mei-Oh to give your worthless punk ass somethin to do!"
Onikage: "....." *frowns and kicks the ground* "Well thanks for blowing my cover you &*%$in prick!"
Me: *monsterous Godly voice* "SHUT UP AND FIGHT!!!!!"
Onikage: "......"
Yoshi: "....."
Me: "I get too involved with the crap I try to give you idiots a spot light on ya know that?"
The two shrug and resume their places.
Yoshi: "So I guess you wanna fight huh? Let's go then"
Onikage: "Hahahahaha! You are brave, but foolish! You will die..."
Instead of Onikages original Tenchu 1 fight music, it plays "Turning Japanese" the remake by Incubus. Yoshi starts to head bang as Onikage waits for him to throw an attack. When he doesn't, he jumps in and kicks him in the head. A crack is heard and Onikage starts crying.
Onikage: "OW! Your armor broke my little toe!"
Yoshi: "Shut up! What kinda ninja are you?!"
Onikage: "In Shadow's comedies? A wussy"
Yoshi punches him and knocks his health down past 145 because he's cool, and Onikage runs out the door, followed by Yoshi.
Onikage: "I underestimated you, ninja. Next time, you die!!"
Yoshi stands there. Long pause....
Onikage: "Psst. This is the part where you slash at me.."
Yoshi: "Oh" *slashes at Onikage but he dives up onto the roof and runs off cackling*
He curses and sneaks out of the village.
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UPDATE:
Dr.B sits with a few members of the Tekken crew. Jin, Kazuya, Jun, Alex, Gon, Steve, Craig, Xiaoyu, Kunimitsu and a few more.
Dr. B: "Well....the dinosaur ruined my lab....there's no way I can get Yoshimitsu back now.."
Kazuya: "Well you better!!!!!"
Kunimitsu is crying on his shoulder, and hugging his arm.
Kazuya: "Better do it quick!!!!"
Jin: *gets up and mocks Kazuya* "Kisama ka!"
Kazuya looks annoyed and jerks his foot up into Jin's groin, and then gets hit with a book by Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu: "Don't you hurt my Jinny's tool! He needs it for me!!"
~Record Scratch~
Xiaoyu: "I mean ummm..."
Jun: "Oh, Jinny, you use protection right?"
Kazuya: "I'll kill him if he does, unprotected is the only way to go!" *throws up a fist* "WOOYA!"
Me: "Some role model you are!!"
Kazuya: "F**k off white boy!"
Lightning hits him and he passes out, as does Kunimitsu who got hit by chain reaction.
Me: "Serves him right.." *leaves*
Dr. B: "Boy has a point. Well I guess we can all go pig out on Micky D's!"
All: "Hell yeah!"
They all leave, leaving Kazuya and Kunimitsu, even Jun goes, Xiaoyu pulling Jin along.
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Ahhhh. Well guys do I still have the ability to make you laugh? Give me honest opinions in your reviews please! I promise I'll start updating my Tekken stories more quicker but as of now..*yawns* I need to go to sleep. See ya!
Yoshi's Adventure Chapter 6: Destroy The Manji Cult.
Yoshimitsu stood at the foot of the steps, gripping his glowing sword as he looked up at the sky.
Yoshi: "All that time of being absent in thought and you come up with a *%$* Buddah Temple for me to infiltrate?"
Me: "Shut up man I wasn't thinking. I was writing other stuff and playin games."
Yoshi: "Slackin off on the job?!?! Well ain't you just a pain in the--"
WHAM!! My foot comes from the sky, crushing Yoshimitsu. It raises up and Yoshi jerks himself up, and cartoonishly fixes himself.
Yoshi: "Well...I forgot you could do THAT!"
Me: "Look shut up metal boy. The readers have waited enough, get to moving."
Yoshi nods and runs up the steps, to meet the spear gaurd at the top. The kind in the tan pants and the white skin. He turns and glares at Yoshi under his mouth-mask.
Gaurd: "YOU!"
Yoshi: *looks annoyed* "Didn't I finish off you jerkholes?!?!?!"
Gaurd: "Face me you coward!!"
Yoshi reers back and decks him across the face. He falls, tumbles, rolls, flips, clatters, splats, thuds, all the way down the stairs. Yoshi looks up at the camera and like 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey, he grins..
Yoshi: "Ooh! That's gotta hurt! Ayayayay!"
And takes off for the door, yet his Mask like speed is too much and the door, though unlocked doesn't budge and he flies back, rolling down the stairs in a metallic clatter, looks up, and sees stars. He gets up, followed by the gaurd yet he decks him down again and runs up the stairs once more, and goes calmly through the doors, only to be met with a swarm of spear, bow, sword gaurds and a group of those thong wearin, fire spitting zombies(you Tenchu fans know what I mean). He screams out like a fog horn, his eyes and tounge flying out of his mouth then snappin back in.
Yoshi: "SHADOW! Shadow!!" *practically crying* "Help me I can't beat all of these guys! This is five times Tekken Force!!"
Me: "Ugh...fine...you owe me for this.."
There's a blind flash of light and the mob of gaurds and zombies cover their eyes. When they look back, Yoshimitsu is wearing a black sombrero, and a multi colored surape, holding two maracas in his hand. From out of nowhere music starts playing, and Yoshimistu starts to dance, beginning to sing with it.
Yoshi: *singing in a Jim Carrey voice* "They call me Cuban Pete! I'm the king of the rumpa beat! When I play the maracas I go jig-jiggy boot jig- jiggy boot."
He continues this, mesmerizing the gaurds into a fascinated like trance, eventually dancing his way around them and to the Buddah temple, and dances inside, shutting the doors, and suddenly returns to his old self. As he turns around, he sees the fat boss lady, waddlin towards him.
Fatso: "I know what you want. You want the stone. It's safe...inside my belly. You're not going to get it. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!"
Yoshi: *scratches his head* "Look lady I dunno what you mean by stone, but I guess that's what I'm payed to come here for so......I'll get that stone...even if it means gutting you..."
Me: "Psst. That last line was good man."
Yoshi: "Thanks, I heard it on a ninja game by Aklaim."
Me: "......"
Yoshi: "......"
Audience: "......"
Fatso: "......."
Long pause.......
........
Fatso suddenly attacks, whacking Yoshi over the head with her weapon.
Yoshi: "Ow! Fat bitch!"
He slices her across the chest, killing her.
Yoshi: "That hurt!!"
Fatso: "My...mmmy.....mmmmy precious stoooooone...."
She dies and Yoshi does a ninja prayer.
Yoshi: "Burn in Hell, you heretic."
Me: "......."
Audience: "......"
Yoshi: "..what?!"
Onikage: *up in the rafters* "......"
Me: "Psst, Onikage. Your turn."
Onikage: "Oh!"
He flips down, landing infront of Yoshimitsu by a few feet.
Onikage: "I found that somewhat amusing. We meet again..."
Yoshi: "Hey man! Where you been, I haven't seen you since chapter 3!"
Onikage: "Oh well see, Shadow's been working on this story in the Tenchu section called Tenchu: The Onikage Chronicles. I had to pretty much sit down and give my life story."
Me: "No you didn't. It's a fanfic so I just made shit up. You've been sitting on your ass waiting for Mei-Oh to give your worthless punk ass somethin to do!"
Onikage: "....." *frowns and kicks the ground* "Well thanks for blowing my cover you &*%$in prick!"
Me: *monsterous Godly voice* "SHUT UP AND FIGHT!!!!!"
Onikage: "......"
Yoshi: "....."
Me: "I get too involved with the crap I try to give you idiots a spot light on ya know that?"
The two shrug and resume their places.
Yoshi: "So I guess you wanna fight huh? Let's go then"
Onikage: "Hahahahaha! You are brave, but foolish! You will die..."
Instead of Onikages original Tenchu 1 fight music, it plays "Turning Japanese" the remake by Incubus. Yoshi starts to head bang as Onikage waits for him to throw an attack. When he doesn't, he jumps in and kicks him in the head. A crack is heard and Onikage starts crying.
Onikage: "OW! Your armor broke my little toe!"
Yoshi: "Shut up! What kinda ninja are you?!"
Onikage: "In Shadow's comedies? A wussy"
Yoshi punches him and knocks his health down past 145 because he's cool, and Onikage runs out the door, followed by Yoshi.
Onikage: "I underestimated you, ninja. Next time, you die!!"
Yoshi stands there. Long pause....
Onikage: "Psst. This is the part where you slash at me.."
Yoshi: "Oh" *slashes at Onikage but he dives up onto the roof and runs off cackling*
He curses and sneaks out of the village.
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UPDATE:
Dr.B sits with a few members of the Tekken crew. Jin, Kazuya, Jun, Alex, Gon, Steve, Craig, Xiaoyu, Kunimitsu and a few more.
Dr. B: "Well....the dinosaur ruined my lab....there's no way I can get Yoshimitsu back now.."
Kazuya: "Well you better!!!!!"
Kunimitsu is crying on his shoulder, and hugging his arm.
Kazuya: "Better do it quick!!!!"
Jin: *gets up and mocks Kazuya* "Kisama ka!"
Kazuya looks annoyed and jerks his foot up into Jin's groin, and then gets hit with a book by Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu: "Don't you hurt my Jinny's tool! He needs it for me!!"
~Record Scratch~
Xiaoyu: "I mean ummm..."
Jun: "Oh, Jinny, you use protection right?"
Kazuya: "I'll kill him if he does, unprotected is the only way to go!" *throws up a fist* "WOOYA!"
Me: "Some role model you are!!"
Kazuya: "F**k off white boy!"
Lightning hits him and he passes out, as does Kunimitsu who got hit by chain reaction.
Me: "Serves him right.." *leaves*
Dr. B: "Boy has a point. Well I guess we can all go pig out on Micky D's!"
All: "Hell yeah!"
They all leave, leaving Kazuya and Kunimitsu, even Jun goes, Xiaoyu pulling Jin along.
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Ahhhh. Well guys do I still have the ability to make you laugh? Give me honest opinions in your reviews please! I promise I'll start updating my Tekken stories more quicker but as of now..*yawns* I need to go to sleep. See ya!
