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A/N: THANX for all the review, and thanks for the list of pranks AshleyMathews, I'll definitely use it!!!!! :)







Lerissa

As I ran down the crowded hall I couldn't help but wear a wide grin on my face, and suddenly someone grabbled my hand making me nearly jump.

"Did you think of a brilliant plan yet?" Dallas smirked, "time is ticking away."

"You better believe it, I have a little surprise planned at the cafeteria, and if you wanna see it you better get your butt there as soon as you can," I smirked back, then grabbed his arm my grin widening, "but I'd advise you not to eat anything, I don't think you'd look half as attractive throwing up."

With that I turned away and kept on with my speed walk to the biology class, and Dallas' laughter slowly drowned in the crowd of students. Fortunately when I got to the biology class it was empty, so I quickly threw down my bag and searched for two empty containers and then finally I made my way towards the worm jars.

Each of the jars was grosser than the last, so it was quite hard to choose, but through reasoning I realized the smaller ones would hide easier, so that was the jar I emptied into one of the containers. In the second container though I placed the cute little lab mouse, and quickly grabbed my bag and practically flew down to the cafeteria.

* * *

"Ponyboy, Pony I need your help! I want to make a diversion so the lunch lady would get distracted, if you do this I'll do you a HUGE favor in return, whatever you—"

"Hey calm down, I'll do it, don't worry," he said putting a calming hand on my shoulder.

"Ok, just try to make it look like an accident, and if all goes well, we'll have something to laugh about every time the word cafeteria is mentioned," I gave him a small nod and walked away.

Pony picked up a spaghetti plate and without thinking twice dumped it on top of the head of the blond girl in front of him. The poor girl's shirt was white and spaghetti sauce dripping on it didn't look too attractive, so she screamed and everyone in the whole cafeteria turned their attention to her, giving me a chance to slip under the cashier table.

I opened the first container and dumped half of it in the puddings and the rest in the soups and salads. Then I picked a sandwich opened the wrapper and stuffed the sleeping mouse in then closed the wrapper again and put the sandwich on the top. Satisfied I quietly slipped under the table again and gave Pony a small smile, motioning for him to join me.

"I didn't buy anything, thinking it was safer to be starved than seriously grossed out," he said smiling.

"You thought right…now all we have to do is wait for the—" my words were cut off by a sudden shriek made by a blond cheerleader as the little white mouse ran around her table, squealing.

Another scream came only a second later when some one noticed the worms in her chocolate pudding, followed by more screams than I could possibly count. It was total chaos as girls screamed, people vomited, other people tried making a dash for the door, because now some of the boys had found it funny to start throwing the wormy food and the little squealing mouse. Then suddenly I saw the beaming face of Dallas Winston, who was making his way towards us.

"Well I gotta say, that was quit some show, never thought this much excitement could be possible in this Soc infected cafeteria!"

"Did you like it? Well there is noway in hell that I'll be blamed for a thing," I smiled angelically, "hope this was enough of a proof for you."

"It was, I gotta admit you're not too bad! Hey why don't we all get out of here and go to the Dingo for a bite?" Dallas grinned.

"Count me out, I'm too grossed out to eat a thing. Besides I have some work I have to finish up at the library," Ponyboy ran a hand threw his head sighing.

"Well I'm starved, why don't we take my car?" I said linking arms with Dally, "bye Ponyboy, thanks for the help!"

* * *

"So you actually slept in dumps? Wow that's cool, no wonder you're as hard as rock," I looked at him admiringly.

"Not too many girls get all wowed up when I give them this info, why do you?" Dally asked trying to hide his surprise.

"Because someone who can survive living in dumps can survive anywhere in any condition, and that person doesn't need to take crap from their parents, not for a second…not for 17 years," I closed my eyes, not allowing myself to get emotional, at least not in FRONT of Dallas, but strangely enough he didn't say anything about it.

"You're really something when it comes to givin' people a shock, where'd you learn it?"

"I learned it by doing the opposite, until I finally cracked and started giving everyone more shock than they could handle," I said bitterly ripping the napkin closest to me in half.

"Must've been fun," he said almost kindly.

"You how no idea how much," I smiled mysteriously.

"Actually I do, I have my own story…everyone does," he suddenly looked miles away, must be thinking of NY, I thought.

"Yeah, everyone does…" I said with the same tone, until my wristwatch began to beep, "shoot, we gotta get our butts to school right now or we'll be seriously late."

"So what, you could always drive super fast to get there just in time," Dally shrugged.

"Fine…so Dallas why don't we get to know each other a little better?" I grinned, my evil grin.

"What do you wanna know?" he said stuffing a couple of fries in his mouth.

"Well…for starters are you a virgin?" I asked, and he snored.

"Do I look like one?" he rolled his eyes, then he smirked, "are you?"

"What do you think?" I leaned over the table resting my elbows on the table, my eyes burning into his.

"You're too wild to stay a virgin at seventeen," he said raising his eyebrows, "and your body is too hot for you to be too scared to want to hide it, I say you're not."

"Yeah?" I grinned, "your right."

"So do you wanna do it—" he stopped talking as I punched his arm.

"Shut up!" I said frowning, and he grinned apologetically.

"Just kidding!!! Hey why don't we get going, we might be late," Dally got up, and I sighed and followed him out the door.