Sorry to those of you who said I spelled things wrong last time, I checked the spellings this time and hope they are all right.

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Wuggles, having decided to stand a great distance away, did not arrive for some time to stop the brawl. The students beat at each other for a long time.

Remus, who had climbed a tree, was watching with interest as James, who had fallen out, go this hair pulled by Narcissa.

Sirius was cheering and jumping up and down on Avery, who was not doing much about it.

"Get off me, I'm a Malfoy!" Lucius cried while a girl from Ravenclaw with black hair and black eyes sat on him hitting him in the face. She seemed to be enjoying it.

Peter was at the top of the tree, somehow, making squeaky noises.

"You guys!" Lily yelled at them "You should be fighting! Hello!"

"Shut up, Mudblood!" Rosier told her while attempting to tell the tree psychically that is was a fraud.

"Oh, I'm so offended." Lily said rolling her eyes. "Really, I am. I am very mad that you called me that bad, bad word."

"You should be." He told her.

James ran over and poked him in the eye. Right about then Wuggles showed up and jumped up on a stump. He then started to jump up and down screaming at them.

"Ten points from Gryffindor! Ten points from Slytherin! Ten points from Hufflepuff! Ten points from . . ."

The black haired girl punched him in the mouth. It was a relief to everyone.

"Ravenclaw!" Wuggles yelled at her. "Now calm down and remember, respect the tree."

He walked away, much to the surprise of everyone. They shrugged and started to fight again. After awhile, a new professor called McGonagall walked up.

She clapped both hands over her mouth and gasped at the sight, be slightly weak-stomached.

Remus spotted her and waved from the tree where he was kicking Nott in the face. "Hi Minny!"

"McGonagall to you, student!" She yelled. Wuggles approached again. "What do we do, what do we do?"

"I am not entirely certain." He said, wagging his finger at Sirius who was biting Snape in the leg.

"Hey everyone, stop fighting!" Lily yelled as loud as she could. They stopped, out of shock for the most part.

"Good." Said McGonagall. "Now what?"

"I'm in quite a lot of pain here." A Hufflepuff said, lying in front of Crabbe Goyle who had been standing there stupidly the whole fight.

"Duh." Said Crabbe.

"Duh." Said Goyle.

"Ouch." Said the kid.

"Come along, whoever you are." McGonagall said the kid. "To Dumbledore's office."

"Don't you think he should go to the hospital wing?" Lily asked looking concerned. "He's bleeding."

"No, Dumbledore will know what to do." She said, grabbing him and walking off.

"That's her answer for everything." Wuggles said nibbling a carrot. "She's quite mad."

***

The Slytherins and Gryffindors were left standing below the tree and some in it. Peter was squeaking annoyingly.

"Hmpf." Said Lucius brushing himself off. "That was not fun."

"And you should have nothing but fun, because you're a Malfoy." Nancy added, rolling her eyes.

"Like, totally." Narcissa added, batting her eyes at Lucius. "Maybe after classes I could help you with that."

"With what?" Lucius asked, looking dumb.

"Never mind." Narcissa sighed.

"You know, we should totally duel, you guys!" Sirius yelled, bouncing around.

"What, like five on five?" James asked.

"I was thinking four on four, but yeah!" Sirius said, smiling at Lily.

"Hey." She said.

"Probably not a good idea." Remus said, climbing down. "I mean Peter can't even get out of that tree. HEY PETE, JUST CLIMB DOWN, IT'S EASY! He could be here all night."

"Good point." Sirius and James said, looking up and the squeaking Peter.

"No no, we should." Malfoy said, grinning as close to evilly as he could. "It would be . . . interesting."

"Trying to think of the word?" Remus asked, cocking an eyebrow.

"No, I was trying to be suspenseful."

"Look ma, big words." James said.

"I'm not sure suspenseful is quite what you were going for." Lily added, trying to knock Peter out of the tree with a long, pointed stick.

"Yeah, try dramatical." Sirius put in.

"That's not a word." Snape said. "But your timing was off, too, Lucius. You were a little late."

"I Malfoy is never late, or early. He arrives precisely when he means to! And stop antilizing me!" Lucius snapped.

"Analyzing." The triplets said. Lily rolled her eyes.

"Whatever!" Lucius yelled at her.

"Yeah, like, whatever y'all." Narcissa told them, waving her hand. "He can, like, do whatever he wants. He's to totally a Slytherin, not, like, gag-me-with-a-spoon, a Gryffindor."

"Right . . ." Said Lily, staring at her. "So you guys, we can't duel, that's against the rules."

"No, we can!" Said Sirius, like it was a fact. "Really, we'll meet at dawn at the gates of Hogwarts . . .