Chapter 5-The Events of Bree
After two and a half hours, the plane touched down at Bree. The four
got out and
surveyed their surroundings.
It was a stereotypical fantasy village, with an inn, and a tavern. Kirby was put out; he wanted a pub. So, they went to the "tavern" to get drunk, obviously! As they went past, they were met by Mewtwo, who told them about the betrayal of Ganondorf, and the bunch of Game & Watches which he massacred. Nobody cared.
As they entered the pub, Mario noticed a man watching them. "Mewtwo, who's that?" he asked.
"His name is Marth, apparently some prince of some place, I don't know." Mewtwo replied. "A good friend of mine."
"Oh, ok"
So they sat down and supped their beer, except Kirby, who literally sucked his beer in. The cleaner wasn't too happy.
This was when someone pushed Mario, and the Ring went flying. As if from nowhere, it came onto the finger, and Mario realized its power.
At the same moment that the ring slipped on the finger, team Roy all sensed its presence. The "main" Roy told the rest, "Hurry up, you ****ers!!! You s***s, You, BASTARDS!!!
As one, team Roy chanted "EEEEEEEEEEK!!! Ok!" and went galloping off towards Bree.
Marth saw what the ring did to Mario. The instant he put it on, he transformed into Super Mario. But he also knew it would alert the Nazgul. So he grabbed the ring off his finger and gave it to Mewtwo. Then, he grabbed Mario and pulled him up to a room.
"What are you doing!?" Mario shouted as he was sat down in the room.
"Do you realize what that ring can do!?" Marth shouted at Mario, who wasn't very happy. "You have the power of Master Hand!"
"Cool!" Kirby exclaimed. Marth glared at him. Then he heard something. Not an actual "something" but he heard it. It had to be them.
"THE NAZGUL ARE COMING!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!" Marth said. He was renowned for keeping his cool in these sort of situations.
Everyone ran. And the Nazgul followed, with Roy at the head going, "COME ON YOU @$%#?!&!!!"
While these events were happening, Ganondorf was chatting to Master Hand on AIM. Here is what their conversation was like:
Triforce Master: What would you like for me to do, Master?
Master Man: Build me an army worthy of me!
Master Man would like to send Triforce Master File C\My Documents\Evil Orders. Do you Accept or Decline?
Triforce Master has accepted. Begin transmission.
Master Man: Just in case you forget.
File sent
Triforce Master: Thanks!
Triforce Master logged off at 10:36PM
The fellowship were running. They could see the raft. It was about 100m away. Marth was leading the pack, while Mario was last (all that Pasta wasn't good for him). Everyone was aboard, except Mario, who then had an idea.
He hit a conveniently placed Red Box, triple jumped and flew onto the raft. Roy cursed and swore, but no-one cared. They were free.
After two and a half hours, the plane touched down at Bree. The four
got out and
surveyed their surroundings.
It was a stereotypical fantasy village, with an inn, and a tavern. Kirby was put out; he wanted a pub. So, they went to the "tavern" to get drunk, obviously! As they went past, they were met by Mewtwo, who told them about the betrayal of Ganondorf, and the bunch of Game & Watches which he massacred. Nobody cared.
As they entered the pub, Mario noticed a man watching them. "Mewtwo, who's that?" he asked.
"His name is Marth, apparently some prince of some place, I don't know." Mewtwo replied. "A good friend of mine."
"Oh, ok"
So they sat down and supped their beer, except Kirby, who literally sucked his beer in. The cleaner wasn't too happy.
This was when someone pushed Mario, and the Ring went flying. As if from nowhere, it came onto the finger, and Mario realized its power.
At the same moment that the ring slipped on the finger, team Roy all sensed its presence. The "main" Roy told the rest, "Hurry up, you ****ers!!! You s***s, You, BASTARDS!!!
As one, team Roy chanted "EEEEEEEEEEK!!! Ok!" and went galloping off towards Bree.
Marth saw what the ring did to Mario. The instant he put it on, he transformed into Super Mario. But he also knew it would alert the Nazgul. So he grabbed the ring off his finger and gave it to Mewtwo. Then, he grabbed Mario and pulled him up to a room.
"What are you doing!?" Mario shouted as he was sat down in the room.
"Do you realize what that ring can do!?" Marth shouted at Mario, who wasn't very happy. "You have the power of Master Hand!"
"Cool!" Kirby exclaimed. Marth glared at him. Then he heard something. Not an actual "something" but he heard it. It had to be them.
"THE NAZGUL ARE COMING!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!" Marth said. He was renowned for keeping his cool in these sort of situations.
Everyone ran. And the Nazgul followed, with Roy at the head going, "COME ON YOU @$%#?!&!!!"
While these events were happening, Ganondorf was chatting to Master Hand on AIM. Here is what their conversation was like:
Triforce Master: What would you like for me to do, Master?
Master Man: Build me an army worthy of me!
Master Man would like to send Triforce Master File C\My Documents\Evil Orders. Do you Accept or Decline?
Triforce Master has accepted. Begin transmission.
Master Man: Just in case you forget.
File sent
Triforce Master: Thanks!
Triforce Master logged off at 10:36PM
The fellowship were running. They could see the raft. It was about 100m away. Marth was leading the pack, while Mario was last (all that Pasta wasn't good for him). Everyone was aboard, except Mario, who then had an idea.
He hit a conveniently placed Red Box, triple jumped and flew onto the raft. Roy cursed and swore, but no-one cared. They were free.
