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::CRAZY LOOKING OF EYRS::

Helloooo!!! Hello my evil yet vey crazy readers! Welcome to the world of Yu- gi oh..you kinda knew that already! Hi! I'm....the Authoress!

THE Authoress of THIS story!

Yami: Uh huh.Can I order a new Authoress? This one scares me.

Authoress: OH AREN'T YOU THE MOST puuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...I mean.HOT BOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN...I CAN'T PUT IT OTHER WORDS YOU ARE LIKE SOOO PERFECT!

Authoress's friend: *slaps her* God that was annoying.

Yami: You know you shouldn't have done that even though the authoress has a annoying compulsive behavior doesn't mean you can slap her like that.. You have to do it like this *slaps her*

Authoress: .*rubs cheek* HHHHEYYYY!!! I'M RUNNING THIS STORY MISTER! DON'T YOU SLAP ME! *types something on computer*

Yami: What is this you are---Oh authoress my love! Love of my life! Come and run with me in my kingdom! Of course I don't have a kingdom now. But I will build one! JUST FOR YOU!

.........?

Yami: What the hell have you done woman!

*authoress whistles casually*

Authoress's friend: Shit.she has the power. ::starts out walking and proceeds to run away from there::

Bakura: Hey!! Yami! How ya doing? And how----? Who is this divine lady? .....? WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY?

Authoress: Why thank ya! So are you!

Bakura: --__--..uh huh.....i must admit I have FINE body but..no wait. I am divine!

Yami: Why'd you enter yourself in this story..wouldn't that qualify as an..? MARY SUE! YOU 16 YEAR OLD SLUT WHO'S SELFISH DEED'S ARE ONLY MAKE YOURSELF SOUND BETTER THAN ALL OF US!! Wha..

Authoress: Er.waayyy off. I'm here cause some freak stole me machineofdestructionthatwillsoonkillall.. Have you guys seen it?

(Cricket.cricket)

Pegasus: Did I just hear you mention the machineofdestructionthatwillsoonkillall? Or did my ears deceive me? ....Authoress deary...I STOLE YOUR MACHINEOFDESTRUCTIONTHATWILLSOONKILLALL!

Authoress: Why you---- ::eyes start twitching:: don't make me send forth the powers of...(drum roll) HEMAN! (dum dum DUUMMM)

Heman: its Heman to the rescue! (runs really fast toward Pegasus.)

Pegasus: oh pulez.(pulls out a brick wall and watches as Heman runs into it)

Heman: (really hurt) ..look at the broken teeth..

Yami: uh huh..

Pegasus: Now----YOINK! ::steals Yami's millennium item::

Pegasus: (runs away in a really girly way, with his hair flowing in the back) hehehehehehehehe..

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Yami: That bastard! Adhsakjfuynsjdh.

Bakura: Such profanity! ::flicks him in the head::

Yami: ::eyes stat twitching:: Did you just *flick* me??? Obliterate to the Shadow realm!

Bakura: (stands and looks around to see himself in one piece) Er.you don't have a millennium puzzle now..

Authoress: DON'T YOU FORGET THAT HE STOLE MY MACHINEOFDESTRUCTIONTHATWILLSOONKILLALL!!

Bakura: I know something you don't know..

Yami: What??? TELL ME..my life has no meaning to it no more.

Bakura: When Pegasus was fighting HEMAN I swiped his Platinum Express card.hehehe.

Authoress: Oooo..you mean this? ::pulls out a contract with Pegasus's name forged on the side:: Cleary states that I am the grand owner of all his money! (

Yami: Noo.wait..HEY! PEGASUS IS NOT SPELLED WITH TWO "S"'----

::gets elbowed in the stomach::

Authoress: Don't you get on my nerves you cute little pharaoh thing!

Bakura: I'll keep his card...for safety reasons..ya freak.

Authoress: (ignores the last words) Don't worry Bakura I love you too..

Bakura: Aw..i mean! Sakdjanlfksd

Yami: Profanity queen.

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Pegasus- In the place known as VALLEY OF THE DOLLS!

Pegasus: Oh my..I have in one hand MACHINEOFDESTRUCTIONTHATWILLSOONKILLALL! And in the other THE MILLENIUM PUZZLE!

Isn't this my lucky day?

Authoress: Ya EL BURRO! YOU PLATONOS CABESE! SJFDHSAKJHKJNXC GIVE ME BACK MY MACHINEOFDESTRUCTIONTHATWILLSOONKILLALL!

Pegasus: What MACHINEOFDESTRUCTIONTHATWILLSOONKILLALL!

Authoress: The one in your hand!

Pegasus: In my hand what? OOOHHH..that..(stuff's it under his shirt and on his chest) About that..I got a sex change..lumpy.mmmm..

Authoress: Ewww..

Yami: GIVE ME BACK MY MILLENIUM PUZZLE THEN!

Pegasus: what puzzle? (Stuffs the puzzle on his other half of the chest.) That was part of my silicone surgery.

Yami: ::shudder::

Kaiba: GIVE ME BACK MY COMPANY!

Pegasus: But when Yugi beat me in duelist kingdom you got back your company and your brother.::smiles weakly::

Kaiba: Oh..then..GIVE ME BACK MY BROTHER!

Pegasus: But I just said I gave him back----

Kaiba: DON'T YOU QUESTION ME!

Authoress: How'd you get here?

Kaiba: Well.first I jumped a fish importing ship's captain, then I jumped a cabdriver who droved me to the airport. I didn't jump the airplane pilot but I did jump the lady who was registering me for the plane ticket. Then I jumped the plan and landed in the VALLEY OF THE DOLLS!

Bakura: You must have had a very interesting day..

Kaiba: YUP YUP YUP! BUT IT ALL STARTED WITH THIS CUP OF SUGAR! CAN WE SWIM TO TAHITI NOW!! ::*jumps*::

Pegasus: ..er..::throws monopoly money in their faces:: so long SUCKERS!

(attempts to slim the valley hills) (keeps falling down)

Bakura: Why don't we just beat the crap outta him and get it over with?

Yami: Yeah I can go for some kick ass right now.

Authoress: Kaiba, you and me. We jump him and take all his money---

Kaiba: AND the items that he stole as well.

Authoress: Oh yeah.that too..

Pegasus: (grabs a bodyguard) attack!

Authoress: Wait! I saw this in a movie once. (walks up to the bodyguard) YA A STINKY BOY WHO NEEDS TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH A DISTAND RELATIVE. RIGHTGAURD!

Guard: ::whimpers:: WHY YOU HAVE TO BE SOO MEAN..

Pegasus: Down number 5.

::airplane- this close to crashing into the valley::

Pegasus: (jumps into the plane and pulls the lever making the plane go up) SAFE!

Yami You've won this time but you won't win next time you Greek horse man!

Authoress: YOU STILL HAVE MY MACHINEOFDESTRUCTIONTHATWILLSOONKILLALL! Ya lousy dirt monkey...

Bakura:..hehe..i still have his platinum express card.hehehe.

Kaiba: he stole my brother..

Viva las get back all our items from that girly man----PEGASUS!

TO BE CONTINUED!

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Authoresses Notes: Soo how'd you like it? This is my first Yu-gi oh fic cause I read so many and their soo good. I have to give something back to the community...! I'm going to be in the story for now...don't think its them cheap ass MARY SUES!! God I hate them. This I make myself look bad..evil but very ridiculous. I finished this chapter on the spur while I had the chance. If you guys will excuse me I will take el bath.toodles.(no you can't join me.) ::wink::