Took me a while to get a nice easy going plot for the second chapter but..here I go! (blinks, waiting for something to happen) AHEM! ..second chapter! Here I GO! (waits) Fine! Don't Go! Just read people while I make this chapter GO! ..........

Authoress: I don' wanna 'alk bout it..

Yami: You'll have to come out sooner or later ya know!

Bakura: What happened?

Kaiba: (still on sugar rush) WEELLLLLL!!!! YOUSEETHEAUTHORESSGOTREALLYPISSEDOFFATPEGASUSSOSHEPLOTTEDREVENGEBUTTHENITGOT BLOWNOFFCOURSEINTHEVALLLEYOFTHEDOLLSANDNOWSHE'SHEREWOLLOWINGINHEROWNSELFPITY .

(You see the authoress got really pissed off at Pegasus so she plotted revenge but her plan got blown off course in the valley of the dolls and now she's here wallowing in her own self pity)

Authoress: Don't feel sorry for me.take pity instead..TAKE PITY! ::takes Kaiba's collar and lifts him up:: ..(whimpers) won't you take pity on me?

Kaiba: .erm...WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Looky! I can fly!

::Authoress throws him in a pile of stinky socks::

Kaiba: OHHHHHHHHHH! ..jeez it stinks.. OH LOOKY! SOCK PUPPETS!

(get the sock puppet taken away)

Bakura: Don't you touch Alfred.he's part of the family.

Yami: *busy sewing* Oh SHIT! The needle thingamabobs! THEY HURTS! *pricks himself.(pause) pricks himself again*

(Everybody freezes and the light shines on the Authoress)

Authoress: (blocking eyes from the flash lights up on the ceiling) So.this is whom I have to work with.::points to them::

(Every one back to normal)

Kaiba's running with on of the sock bunny's on his head and another on his hand, he's conversing and all..but it don't look right. And then there's Bakura chasing after Kaiba with sock bunny's falling out of pockets. Amd dear old Yami boy continues to prick himself....pause....pricks himself again.

Authoress: I WANT MY MACHINEOFDESTRUCTIONTHATWILLSOONKILLALL! I gotta lure him away from my killing thi- Yami: AND my puzzle

Authoress: EXCUSE ME I WAS TALKING!

Yami: What you dare interrupt me while interrupting you? (eyes twitch) OBLIVIATE TO THE SHADOW REALM!

Authoress: .you don't have your puzzle..like I said.before.

Bakura: I need a hug.

Yami: HEY! I'M THE VICTIM HERE!

Bakura: Yeah.but I'm more important..

Authoress: (glomps him) I'm gonna hug you and squeeze you and never let go of you! (realizes that I should get back to my improvised plan)

(Drops Bakura) (Bakura falls on his bum..I'll kiss his boo-boo later ::wink:::)

Authoress: I'm too frustrated!!!

Kaiba: I KNOW WHAT SHE NEEDS...

Yami: Well wha---what is this red stuff coming outta my fingers?

Kaiba: A MAKEOVER! And oh yeah..that's blood.anyways.

Authoress: A MAKEOVER..? *eyes start trembling* (backs up against a wall)

Bakura: (whose bandaging Yami's finger.) Whats so bad bout the salon? Hold still Yami!

Yami: IT HURTs!!!!

Bakura: Stay still Yami!! HEY DON'T YOU BITE ME! Eureka! Its done!

(Yami shows his hand bandaged and bandaged, and bandaged..hey..Bakura don't know any first aid skills!)

Kaiba: (getting off cell phone) I made an appointment! You're going to the salon de la.dfdsgdsg.for Evil genius's. Their logo is "DO your worst, as you look the best"

Authoress: (Blinks at him) (Blinks at him some more) I don't believe I can make it

Bakura: Why..? Why---Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy?

Authoress Ah it started when I was fiv---

Bakura: SOOOOO, moving along.. hey Kaiba ..how YOU doi---

Authoress: HELLO! I was talking!

Bakura: OH.......................um...... you wann a hug?

Authoress: Don't YOU try to tempt ME! -----(ponders)----Yeah maybe I'll go for the hug

(glomps Bakura)

Bakura: (goes all Yami) You're my next victim..

(eyes bulge)

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Kaiba: Come on!

(Pushing Authoress with extensive force)

Bakura: Come now.. you can't possibly understand her fright of the dangers of the (puts on a cloak and pours water over dry ice) ::wiggles fingers:: WHHOOOOO the salon ppl!!

Yami: That's right Bakura! And the salon ppl they all over you with curling irons, and powder, and massive bottles of gel!! (Pauses to see that every ones staring at him)

Authoress: And..erm.how would you know of THIS?

Yami: And you wonder why I'm not with you guys on Saturdays.tsk tsk tsk.

(the staring proceeds.Yami bustles back to sewing in bandages)

Authoress: -_-; erg..uh huh..(confused a tad)

Kaiba: Yea-NOW!

(Throws authoress in salon)

________________________________________________________________________ *At the counter where has-----*

Counter Man: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO! How DO you DOOOOOOO?

Authoress (to herself): When they're not looking I'm gonna make a run for it.

Counter Man: (grabs authoress and plots her down on a chair)

::grabs whole bunch of samples and shoves it in her face::

*_*...

Authoress: Erm..

CM: WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL! There are 300 facial, 100 nose jobs, and 600 different styles of ab toners...you can see why were much popular on the ab toners

(takes out a pic of a flabby man)

Authoress: (sudder) eewww

Cm: (takes out one of a hot, hunky, nice ab toned.(ahem getting off topic now) guy thingamabob)

Authoress: (drools) duh..duh..mmmm.meat..mmm---oh yeah!

Cm: Come on now! I have a customer waiting!

Authoress: You go ahead (mutters) you big fart wad

Pegasus: Gotta do my worst while looking my best! ::has the MACHINEOFDESTRUCTIONTHATWILLSOONKILLALL and oh yeah.the millennium item:: (walks by humming: Barbie)

(on behalf of ALL readers may I say "NuTcAsE!")

Authoress: (panics) Uhmmm..(takes some cream and rubs on face as disguise)

Pegasus: (to Authoress) Um.little boy will you show me who's in charge?

(See steam coming out of my ears and my face turning red)

Authoress: (gritting teeth) WHY YOU LIT-

Cm: Outta my way shorty---I mean....well respected customer! (smiles nervously)

Authoress: (crams Counter Man in a drawer) I am..the person in charge I mean!

Pegasus: *ponders out loud* You're awfully young to be working here aren't you? ---little BoY...?

Authoress: *eye starts twitching* Ye---s-----*twitch* hhehhehehehe...(attempts to kick him where the sun don't shine)

Pegasus: (walks away in a really girly way)

Authoress: Damn..

Pegasus: Hm?

Authoress: Erm.I mean..MY WHAT A DARN NABBIT LOVELY FACE.(throwing up inside)

Pegasus: Why..yes I know! LIKE TOTALLY! GIRLFRIEND!

Authoress: (is scared....very very scared)

Pegasus: I got me a millennium puzzle and MACHINEOFDESTRUCTIONTHATWILLSOONKILLALL! (hugs himself) I fell fuzzy inside..hehehehehe.

Authoress: Well..lets get the treatments done! Here let me hold your little items for you.. (See evil look on face)

TBC.

Will the Authoress get the items once and for all? Will Pegasus actually look like a human after his makeover? And Bakura.WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO USE THAT CREDIT CARD?

Stay tuned! STOLEN WITH PLOT P.3 IS TO BEGIN SOON!

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Readers! *stands closer an ledge* I AM LORD! *Falls off ledge* I MEANT TO DO THAT! REVIEW MY PPL! AND I SHALL SPREAD JOY AS TO WRITE MORE CHAPTERS!