Stolen with plot p.3

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Where we left off last time:

{ Pegasus: I got me a millennium puzzle and MACHINEOFDESTRUCTIONTHATWILLSOONKILLALL! (hugs himself) I feel fuzzy inside..hehehehehe.

Authoress: Well..lets get the treatments done! Here let me hold your little items for you.. (See evil look on face) }

*AND STOP*! See here I am reaching in for the items then...(presses play button)

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Pegasus: (proceeds to walk away in a girly manner)

Authoress: (misses chance to get items)

Pegasus: Oooo will you like put makeup and pretty nail polish on my foot also? And what about those cute adorable pink hair clips? Tee-hee- hee-hee

Authoress: *_* (shakes her silently in disappointment) How do I get myself dragged into these affairs? (cries to herself)

(Looks at Pegasus trying to fit his feet into pink ballet slippers)

Authoress: *cries harder now*

Pegasus: Wwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllll......TIME IS MONEY NOW!! TIME FOR MY APPOINTMENT!

(drags Authoress *"little boy"* into room of makeover-ness)

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Yami: I feel bad about what we did.....to the Authoress and all........

Kaiba: Yeah......me toooooooo!

Bakura: Really?? Oh.OH!!! Yeah me too. *frowns nervously*

(all three look at each other)

Yami, Kaiba, and Bakura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Yami: Hahahha..whew..that was funny!!

Bakura: But seriously I do feel sad.......I should buy myself something....hehehehehehe

Kaiba: Yeah and I got a company to run......

Yami: Yeah and I.......(ponders).....I have to knit!

Bakura: Yami...do I have to have that TALK with you again about what kind of gender you are? And the customs of the gender?

Yami: No thanks.....Pegasus had that talk with me already........(ponders: Pegasus is kind of a girly------).........Yeah maybe I should have that talk.....

Bakura: Well...YOU SEEEE!!! We men! We no knit! We hunt for scorpions and burn water...comprend'e?

Kaiba: AHEM Bakura...we're teens not cave people.

Bakura: Me no Bakura! (gives cave men grunts) *goes outside tearing at his clothes and making a cavemen like ensemble*

Women #1: (walking on the street passing Bakura) OH GOOD HEAVENS!!! (faints on the ground)

Women #2: (also passing *O_0*) OOOOOOOOOOO SHAKE WHAT YA MOMA GAVE YOU!!!

Bakura: *_* (proceeds to walk back to Kaiba and Yami) CRAZY LADY STARTING HOOTNG AT ME!!! (cries to himself)

Yami: (pats his shoulder) There, there child...there, there...

(feels wet snot on his jacket)

Yami: (eyes Bakura wiping his nose on his shirt) *_* (is about to cry also)

Kaiba: (pulls out a trumpet and starts playing something morbid............pulls out the cymbals and---) CLANG!!!

(plays some parade music)

Kaiba: OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN!!! OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING INNNNNNN!!!

Yami and Bakura: (look up) Dang he's got skills.

Kaiba: (see's that he's being gawked at) (makes the trumpet and cymbals disappear) Ahem...*shifts eyes timidly*

Bakura: (sniff sniff.wipes tears) OH WELL!!! *happy mood* Goes purchasing something somewhere and running off to someplace.

Kaiba: Hm..(peculiar?)

::cell phone rings::

Kaiba: Kaiba here....no....no....yes......yes.......no...... yes.......(other cell phone rings) Yes? No. Yes.........no............REALLY? No! That's going to be the talk of the Century!! HAHAHAHAHAHA-----no.

Yami: (looking really closely)

Kaiba: Yeah. Yeah. Look here some person is gawking at me so like ta-ta. Pip cheerio. (stares at Yami) Work.

Yami: So I'll see ya lat---

(Sees great flows of smoke forming out of nowhere)

Yami: (cocks his head) how queer............LETS SEE HOW THE AUTHORESS IS!!!

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Authoress: (holding a scalpel deciding whether to skin Pegasus alive when he's not looking or slice it where it hurts?) Erm.....

Pegasus: Whatcha doing?

Authoress: expholiating? (thinks to self: ewwww..I'm gonna scrape off dead skin)

Pegasus: Good! I got some dead skin cells on my buttocks! You can start there!

Authoress: *_*

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Authoress: (Comes out of the room) 0_0

Yami: Erm..Authoress...whatcha doing?

Authoress: 0_0

Yami: *waves hand in front of her face* Hm.....nothing..

(walks to place where Authoress came from)

Yami: (peers inside) What the hell----

Pegasus: (guessing that he suffers from middle age memory loss or something.) Oh..are you the NEXT make-up person? Like TOTALLY!!!

Yami: (twitch twitch..twitch twitch) Yes...?

Pegasus: (does this weird Fanta girl move and plots Yami in front of him with make up accessories) (has these REALLY girly grin on)

Pegasus: Okay..LIKE GIRLFRIEND! (snorts, and has this laughing fit)

(and so time passed)

Yami: (comes out) (sits by the still stunned mistress) That was scary.

Darkblood: u-----(T_T)------h

Bakura: (comes in with clothes for every body) Come! I am jolly and I look pretty! WHAHAHAHAHA! First plan in securing all millennium items I shall first look pretty in my Armani suit!

*throws a bag of clothes toward the Authoress*

Authoress: o_o;; (still stunned) Bakura? I'M NOT A GIRLY FIRLY!!

*punches Bakura*

Bakura: (rubs nose) well this really isn't my day.first some lady started hooting at me.NOW THIS.. I might as well adjourn back to my cave!

Authoress: O_o;;.Bakura..what cave?

Bakura: DON'T YOU TALK TO ME! (wailing) YOU HURT ME FEELINGS...WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA---wait a minute.apologize.

Authoress: What? No way!

Bakura: APOLOGIZE---

Pegasus: Now who in this room is going to do my toenails? Hm??? (can't see a thing with his mud mask on)

Yami: (whispers) I'm not going back there.

Authoress: (shoves Bakura) (acts as if nothing happened)

Bakura: What the he----

(gets taken into the room)

Authoress and Yami: .T_T.

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Kaiba: I shall teach you the colors of the wind!

The mail guy: You watch Pocahontas?

Kaiba: no I don't! Um..my little brother told me to that's all.::ahem::

The mail guy: Eh.Pocahontas I'm not too big on it.now beauty and beast! That is one fine Disney!

Kaiba: NO! THERE IS NOT ONE DISNEY THAT MAY FIGHT WITH POCAHONTAS..::ahem:: not that I would know of.hehehe

The mail guy: oh well.(calls up media for unsuspecting tidbits)

Kaiba: (receives call) Yes? OH DEAR LORD! Bakura got captured? OH DEAR LORD! OH.by Pegasus? That's nice..OH DEAR LORD!

Authoress: (one on the phone) What is it now?

Kaiba: Oh never mind. I just thought that would make a nice ending! See I've been trying to act out and do this thing with this other thing equaling a whole lot of things! See here it all started with my childhood as a orphan!

(hours pass)

Kaiba: And that was how I saved superman!

Authoress: ...-_-;; Kaiba..do realize that BAKURA'S IN TROUBLE AND WE JUST WASTED 5 HOURS!

Kaiba: oh! Then I'm late for lunch toodles!

Next: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Will Kaiba come and rescue our heroes and authoress? What is it that Bakura has to endure in that evil room?

Stay tuned! Onto the next chapter of....STOLEN WITH PLOT!