GW Guys on a Hike!

DBX: This came to me after I finished a 24-mile hike of death.

Hikari Kitsune: So, you actually survived, huh?

DBX: Yes, you samurai sword tomboy bandit.

HK: It's a miracle, or a horror movie coming true.

DBX: Shut up! I'll have your boyfriend show up.

HK: YOU MEAN KENSHIN?

DBX: Yes woman!

HK: I'm in heaven! (She faints.)

DBX: Well, here you go.

Sunday Morning, 9:30 AM

(Duo & Heero are in a small car driving into Yellowstone on a 2-

day hike. Heero is angry and is slamming his fist on the

dashboard.)

Heero: Why did you drag me here to the outskirts of civilization

with a 25-pound pack, Duo?

Duo: You said you wanted to go out to the wilderness, so you, me

Trowa, Wufei & Quatre are going on an overnight hike.

Heero: Well, at least I'm away from that stupid peace-freak

Relena.

Duo: Umm.

Heero: What? What does that "umm." mean?

(Relena pops up from the backseat of the small car.)

Relena: Hi Heero! We're gonna have fun! (Horror movie music

starts playing.)

Heero: I will kill you on this trip, woman.

Relena: That's not nice!

Heero: (Grabbing his fist and twitching uncontrollably.)

MUST.CONTROL.FIST.OF DEATH! (The car stops.

Duo, Heero & (grr.) Relena get out. Trowa, Quatre & Wufei are

there.)

Wufei: Well, well, well. If it ain't Duo, Heero & little miss peace

freak Relena.

Duo: You said it.

Quatre: Yeah, she is evil.

Trowa: Let's leave. It's getting filled with Shoobies. (A shoobie

comes and looks at Trowa. Then, he takes a picture.) AAAH! I

CAN'T SEE! (A little shoobie kid comes up with his stupid

shoobie mom.)

Shoobie kid: Look at the funny haired man, mommy!

Trowa: SHUT UP! (The kid takes a picture) AAAAAH! I'M

BLIND!

Shoobie kid: Ha-ha! (Heero takes out his .45 magnum and shoots

the Shoobies.)

Heero: Stupid kid. You stay dead, got it?

Relena: That wasn't nice at all! (an RV backs up over her and she

Breaks both legs.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HELP ME!

Heero: Umm.no.

Relena: (Cries as the RV backs over her.) WAAAH! YOU HATE

ME! (She dies.)

Heero: Oh, now you figure that out.

Trowa: I STILL CAN'T SEE.wait.now I can see!

Heero: Woo hoo.

Duo: Let's go already.

11:30 AM: On the trail.

Heero: Where should we go first?

Duo: How 'bout Old Faithful?

Quatre: Okay.

Wufei: Alright. If there are any Shoobies-

Heero: -I'll kill them. (They get to Old Faithful & 400 Shoobies

are there.) THAT'S IT! (The Shoobies all walk into the geyser for

a closer view.)

Shoobies: Ooh! Aa- (The geyser erupts.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Heero: That was easy.

Duo: You're right there, man.

Wufei: I caught it all on tape!

Quatre: Where'll we watch it? (A TV, VCR & generator fall from

the sky.) What? Cool! (They pop in the tape in.)

Wufei: Here is when they walked up to the geyser. And here's

When they looked into it. And here's when it erupted.

TV: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Wufei: And here's when they all died.

Heero: Cool!

Fin.for chapter 1!

DBX: I hope you like it, foolish human!

HK: YOU LIED! HE'S NOT IN IT! (draws sword.)

DBX: HE WILL! DON'T WORRY!

HK: Okay.if you lie, you die.

DBX: And please no flaming, y'all.