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Stolen With plot
*Currently at the solon once again*
Authoress friend: HI! I'M HITOMI or just plain authoress friend.
Authoress: Hey wait weren't didn't you in Escaflowne!? Why did you come here to Yugi oh?
Hitomi: See here.................(time goes by)...............there was a bunny.
Authoress: -_-;;; ...................YOU SPACED OUT FOR THAT LONG AND ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH IS................. "there was a bunny?"!!!!
Hitomi: What!? THERE WAS!
Authoress: (lifts her up from the back collar and kicks her out of the solon doors)
Hitomi: (smushs face on glass door in a stalker way) Wmait!! (do realize ppl that her face IS smushed..)
Authoress: (Goes back to plan of helping Yami out) *eyes the wig stand* (lightbulb!)
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Pegasus: *rings bell* (singing) oooohhhhhhh water booooyyyy! Come and fetch me some wwwaaaaattttteeerrrr..........NOW!
Yami: (doing slave work........) -_-;;; I am not happy..........help............
*unknown*: WELLLLL HELLOOOOO! *adjust wig* I AM FRAUIRE A JAKA! (A/N: like the song)
Yami: Dorm a vue?
Pegasus: Doing a little ding dong---something something something...dum dum dum!
(every body joins into the chorus!) (the can-cans!)
*unknown*: (stops) Ahem...............
(everything resumes back to normal)
*unknown*: *adjust wig some more* I am here to do a little make-over to Mr. Manly-women here!
Pegasus: Thankies! (
Yami: 0o.............so I was right...........
*unknown*: Erm..yes..........i shall be doing your make-over now..........but I will need the boy to assist me. So if you shall come my way young- hunky man-----I mean young handsome man------I mean.............YOU come with me!
Yami: (tad scared) Yessum....
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*unknown*: Yami............its me!
Yami: Who? Frauire a jaka?
*unknown*: NO YOU BUMBLING HOTTY! IT'S ME! (takes off wig) AUTHRORESS!
Yami: noo.........for a second there you were frauire a jaka.......
Authoress: (slaps him) Stupid..............good help is so hard to find now and days............
Yami: OOOOHHHH..........Authoress.........oh I see.....
Authoress: Took him that long.........(shakes head in disappointment)
(shoves him to four wigs with sun glasses as well)
Authoress: Take these and disguise yourself. I'm going to try to take the puzzle and my machine away from him when he's not looking.
Yami: (tries on a pair of wig and sunglass's)(has long hair and a weird face because of sunglasses)
Authoress: You look like Cher.........all you need is the plastic surgery!
(walk out of booth and sees Pegasus push what little titty's he has)
Authoress: (thinks: I'm doing this for my Machine of destruction. Doing this for my machine of destruction. Doing this for my machine of destruction)
Pegasus: LOOK AT ME! I'm down to a B-cup..........
Yami: Next thing you know you'll have your period...............
Pegasus: (looks at self) Is it that obvious? (looks at pants) I'm starting to bloat right?
Authoress: You have problems my friend..............not issues............but problems.......... 0_0
Pegasus: Not problems but I have my eye out for the boy over there (waves fingers at Yami) yoo-hoooo (0_~)
Authoress: Oh no you DON'T BITCH! HE MY MAN!
Pegasus: (whispers to me) Yes I know you swing that way also. I too have that problem; I say you and me ------(confidential)
Authoress: (shriveling up on the inside) Ewwww.............
Yami: (in disguise, with a blond wig and yellow sunglasses) (has a fake women accent) Hello ma'm-sir!
Pegasus: .................Sir?
Yami: #_#'' erm.....................okay........
(He's distracting Pegasus but very hard to see Yami suffering at the stinky feet of Pegasus)
Authoress: (Tries to nab the puzzle but find discomfort hanging from the ceiling) Grr................You big fat---I'll get you yet!
Pegasus: What? You said you were going to hug me so?
Yami: Noo..
Authoress: I didn't say that!
Pegasus: I know I deserve a pat.................but where I ask? (wiggles his eyebrows)
Yami: Um......Um......Um.....I have to get the other hairstyler in the meantime!
Pegasus: I'll be waiting!! (pulls out the make-up kit)
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(In another realm) Marik: Soon I shall get Yami's millennium puzzle and soon I WILL BECOME PHARAOH AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! THE WORLD I TELL YOU!!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Director: Hey where'd you come in? This is Stolen with plot chapter 4! You're not suppose to be here until chapter 5! A TAD AHEAD OF TIME ARE WE NOT?
Marik: But I'm going to be the NEW PHARAOH! WHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Director: That's it you shall soon see my true form! (the screen sheets bind around him) *light appears* I AM SIMON----
Marik: who?
Director: FROM AMERICAN IDOL!
Marik: Iek! (shrieks running away)
Director: (looks in the mirror) Damn! Did I put on the wrong mask again? (Adjusts his Maximillion Pegasus mask) Oh well I'll just have to go with this now.
Authoress: Hey are you trying to cut into my story time? I am the star of the show not the Director!
Director: But aren't you me? And me, you?
Authoress: Don't argue over semantics!
Director: (gets booted out of the studio by Authoress)
Authoress: (winds up next to Director) This is what I get for being Director and Authoress at the same time but at different situations...........
(see's a bunny with a disgruntle face)
Authoress: *_* okayyyy..................
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Kaiba: (Looks for his lunch) OH DEAR LORD! WHERE IS LUNCH!? NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh the humanity!
Bakura: (walks into his office) Knick knock! Its your sidekick---Lunda! And Lunda will find your lunch!
Kaiba: No thanks...........(ruffles through his suitcase, and finds something) A 5? What the hell's that doing there?
(throws it away in time for Bakura to catch it and hide it in his pocket)
Bakura: Where you not suppose to meet Authoress?
Kaiba: Oh shoot...............that would border on the lines of I don't care land and wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooopppppppppeeeeeeee------ zeebadooda!
Bakura: Can I join?
Kabia:..no.
Bakura: Aww.. :-(
Kaiba: I should give her a call. (Riiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg)
Bakura: Why is your ring so long?
Kaiba: Long distance.
Bakura: Ooooooohhhhh............not really.
Kaiba: It won't call through.........odd...........
Message: You have called through to another dimension! Press 1 if you want your friend back, 2 if you are gay, if you need a message with more specific whereabouts about your friend press as many number beyond your phones limit space of dialing!
Kaiba: (see's that Bakura's back is turned to him) (press's 2)
Message: (redials him to 1-800-Horney-is Kaiba)
Kaiba: Noo....................nuh uh! (giggles)
Bakura: Did you get to Authoress yet?
Kaiba: Uh.................DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME BACK NOW YOU HERE! (slides phone out of sight but did not shut it off) Wrong number!
Bakura: (shrugs)
Kaiba: (takes the phone out in secret) I'll talk to you later hon! Noo you stop..(giggle)
Bakura: (knows all) (chuckles quietly as he fingers the latest credit cards Kaiba holds) More to my collections! To be Continued!
-Next time on Stolen with plot!
Yami: Aww gross Kaiba!
Kaiba: (hold up item)
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Authoress: Damn that bunny!
Director: This is what you get for trying to outdo your last chapters!
Authoress: You be quiet!
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Pegasus: I'm thirsty..................:-( ________________________________________________________
Hitomi: (huggling unidentified guy)
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Next time on: STOLEN WITH PLOT!
Stolen With plot
*Currently at the solon once again*
Authoress friend: HI! I'M HITOMI or just plain authoress friend.
Authoress: Hey wait weren't didn't you in Escaflowne!? Why did you come here to Yugi oh?
Hitomi: See here.................(time goes by)...............there was a bunny.
Authoress: -_-;;; ...................YOU SPACED OUT FOR THAT LONG AND ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH IS................. "there was a bunny?"!!!!
Hitomi: What!? THERE WAS!
Authoress: (lifts her up from the back collar and kicks her out of the solon doors)
Hitomi: (smushs face on glass door in a stalker way) Wmait!! (do realize ppl that her face IS smushed..)
Authoress: (Goes back to plan of helping Yami out) *eyes the wig stand* (lightbulb!)
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Pegasus: *rings bell* (singing) oooohhhhhhh water booooyyyy! Come and fetch me some wwwaaaaattttteeerrrr..........NOW!
Yami: (doing slave work........) -_-;;; I am not happy..........help............
*unknown*: WELLLLL HELLOOOOO! *adjust wig* I AM FRAUIRE A JAKA! (A/N: like the song)
Yami: Dorm a vue?
Pegasus: Doing a little ding dong---something something something...dum dum dum!
(every body joins into the chorus!) (the can-cans!)
*unknown*: (stops) Ahem...............
(everything resumes back to normal)
*unknown*: *adjust wig some more* I am here to do a little make-over to Mr. Manly-women here!
Pegasus: Thankies! (
Yami: 0o.............so I was right...........
*unknown*: Erm..yes..........i shall be doing your make-over now..........but I will need the boy to assist me. So if you shall come my way young- hunky man-----I mean young handsome man------I mean.............YOU come with me!
Yami: (tad scared) Yessum....
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*unknown*: Yami............its me!
Yami: Who? Frauire a jaka?
*unknown*: NO YOU BUMBLING HOTTY! IT'S ME! (takes off wig) AUTHRORESS!
Yami: noo.........for a second there you were frauire a jaka.......
Authoress: (slaps him) Stupid..............good help is so hard to find now and days............
Yami: OOOOHHHH..........Authoress.........oh I see.....
Authoress: Took him that long.........(shakes head in disappointment)
(shoves him to four wigs with sun glasses as well)
Authoress: Take these and disguise yourself. I'm going to try to take the puzzle and my machine away from him when he's not looking.
Yami: (tries on a pair of wig and sunglass's)(has long hair and a weird face because of sunglasses)
Authoress: You look like Cher.........all you need is the plastic surgery!
(walk out of booth and sees Pegasus push what little titty's he has)
Authoress: (thinks: I'm doing this for my Machine of destruction. Doing this for my machine of destruction. Doing this for my machine of destruction)
Pegasus: LOOK AT ME! I'm down to a B-cup..........
Yami: Next thing you know you'll have your period...............
Pegasus: (looks at self) Is it that obvious? (looks at pants) I'm starting to bloat right?
Authoress: You have problems my friend..............not issues............but problems.......... 0_0
Pegasus: Not problems but I have my eye out for the boy over there (waves fingers at Yami) yoo-hoooo (0_~)
Authoress: Oh no you DON'T BITCH! HE MY MAN!
Pegasus: (whispers to me) Yes I know you swing that way also. I too have that problem; I say you and me ------(confidential)
Authoress: (shriveling up on the inside) Ewwww.............
Yami: (in disguise, with a blond wig and yellow sunglasses) (has a fake women accent) Hello ma'm-sir!
Pegasus: .................Sir?
Yami: #_#'' erm.....................okay........
(He's distracting Pegasus but very hard to see Yami suffering at the stinky feet of Pegasus)
Authoress: (Tries to nab the puzzle but find discomfort hanging from the ceiling) Grr................You big fat---I'll get you yet!
Pegasus: What? You said you were going to hug me so?
Yami: Noo..
Authoress: I didn't say that!
Pegasus: I know I deserve a pat.................but where I ask? (wiggles his eyebrows)
Yami: Um......Um......Um.....I have to get the other hairstyler in the meantime!
Pegasus: I'll be waiting!! (pulls out the make-up kit)
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(In another realm) Marik: Soon I shall get Yami's millennium puzzle and soon I WILL BECOME PHARAOH AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! THE WORLD I TELL YOU!!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Director: Hey where'd you come in? This is Stolen with plot chapter 4! You're not suppose to be here until chapter 5! A TAD AHEAD OF TIME ARE WE NOT?
Marik: But I'm going to be the NEW PHARAOH! WHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Director: That's it you shall soon see my true form! (the screen sheets bind around him) *light appears* I AM SIMON----
Marik: who?
Director: FROM AMERICAN IDOL!
Marik: Iek! (shrieks running away)
Director: (looks in the mirror) Damn! Did I put on the wrong mask again? (Adjusts his Maximillion Pegasus mask) Oh well I'll just have to go with this now.
Authoress: Hey are you trying to cut into my story time? I am the star of the show not the Director!
Director: But aren't you me? And me, you?
Authoress: Don't argue over semantics!
Director: (gets booted out of the studio by Authoress)
Authoress: (winds up next to Director) This is what I get for being Director and Authoress at the same time but at different situations...........
(see's a bunny with a disgruntle face)
Authoress: *_* okayyyy..................
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Kaiba: (Looks for his lunch) OH DEAR LORD! WHERE IS LUNCH!? NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh the humanity!
Bakura: (walks into his office) Knick knock! Its your sidekick---Lunda! And Lunda will find your lunch!
Kaiba: No thanks...........(ruffles through his suitcase, and finds something) A 5? What the hell's that doing there?
(throws it away in time for Bakura to catch it and hide it in his pocket)
Bakura: Where you not suppose to meet Authoress?
Kaiba: Oh shoot...............that would border on the lines of I don't care land and wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooopppppppppeeeeeeee------ zeebadooda!
Bakura: Can I join?
Kabia:..no.
Bakura: Aww.. :-(
Kaiba: I should give her a call. (Riiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg)
Bakura: Why is your ring so long?
Kaiba: Long distance.
Bakura: Ooooooohhhhh............not really.
Kaiba: It won't call through.........odd...........
Message: You have called through to another dimension! Press 1 if you want your friend back, 2 if you are gay, if you need a message with more specific whereabouts about your friend press as many number beyond your phones limit space of dialing!
Kaiba: (see's that Bakura's back is turned to him) (press's 2)
Message: (redials him to 1-800-Horney-is Kaiba)
Kaiba: Noo....................nuh uh! (giggles)
Bakura: Did you get to Authoress yet?
Kaiba: Uh.................DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME BACK NOW YOU HERE! (slides phone out of sight but did not shut it off) Wrong number!
Bakura: (shrugs)
Kaiba: (takes the phone out in secret) I'll talk to you later hon! Noo you stop..(giggle)
Bakura: (knows all) (chuckles quietly as he fingers the latest credit cards Kaiba holds) More to my collections! To be Continued!
-Next time on Stolen with plot!
Yami: Aww gross Kaiba!
Kaiba: (hold up item)
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Authoress: Damn that bunny!
Director: This is what you get for trying to outdo your last chapters!
Authoress: You be quiet!
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Pegasus: I'm thirsty..................:-( ________________________________________________________
Hitomi: (huggling unidentified guy)
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Next time on: STOLEN WITH PLOT!
