Sorry for keeping all waiting! Here and enjoy! I better get some reviews for this!

Stolen With plot

*Currently at the solon once again*

Authoress friend: HI! I'M HITOMI or just plain authoress friend.

Authoress: Hey wait weren't didn't you in Escaflowne!? Why did you come here to Yugi oh?

Hitomi: See here.................(time goes by)...............there was a bunny.

Authoress: -_-;;; ...................YOU SPACED OUT FOR THAT LONG AND ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH IS................. "there was a bunny?"!!!!

Hitomi: What!? THERE WAS!

Authoress: (lifts her up from the back collar and kicks her out of the solon doors)

Hitomi: (smushs face on glass door in a stalker way) Wmait!! (do realize ppl that her face IS smushed..)

Authoress: (Goes back to plan of helping Yami out) *eyes the wig stand* (lightbulb!)

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Pegasus: *rings bell* (singing) oooohhhhhhh water booooyyyy! Come and fetch me some wwwaaaaattttteeerrrr..........NOW!

Yami: (doing slave work........) -_-;;; I am not happy..........help............

*unknown*: WELLLLL HELLOOOOO! *adjust wig* I AM FRAUIRE A JAKA! (A/N: like the song)

Yami: Dorm a vue?

Pegasus: Doing a little ding dong---something something something...dum dum dum!

(every body joins into the chorus!) (the can-cans!)

*unknown*: (stops) Ahem...............

(everything resumes back to normal)

*unknown*: *adjust wig some more* I am here to do a little make-over to Mr. Manly-women here!

Pegasus: Thankies! (

Yami: 0o.............so I was right...........

*unknown*: Erm..yes..........i shall be doing your make-over now..........but I will need the boy to assist me. So if you shall come my way young- hunky man-----I mean young handsome man------I mean.............YOU come with me!

Yami: (tad scared) Yessum....

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*unknown*: Yami............its me!

Yami: Who? Frauire a jaka?

*unknown*: NO YOU BUMBLING HOTTY! IT'S ME! (takes off wig) AUTHRORESS!

Yami: noo.........for a second there you were frauire a jaka.......

Authoress: (slaps him) Stupid..............good help is so hard to find now and days............

Yami: OOOOHHHH..........Authoress.........oh I see.....

Authoress: Took him that long.........(shakes head in disappointment)

(shoves him to four wigs with sun glasses as well)

Authoress: Take these and disguise yourself. I'm going to try to take the puzzle and my machine away from him when he's not looking.

Yami: (tries on a pair of wig and sunglass's)(has long hair and a weird face because of sunglasses)

Authoress: You look like Cher.........all you need is the plastic surgery!

(walk out of booth and sees Pegasus push what little titty's he has)

Authoress: (thinks: I'm doing this for my Machine of destruction. Doing this for my machine of destruction. Doing this for my machine of destruction)

Pegasus: LOOK AT ME! I'm down to a B-cup..........

Yami: Next thing you know you'll have your period...............

Pegasus: (looks at self) Is it that obvious? (looks at pants) I'm starting to bloat right?

Authoress: You have problems my friend..............not issues............but problems.......... 0_0

Pegasus: Not problems but I have my eye out for the boy over there (waves fingers at Yami) yoo-hoooo (0_~)

Authoress: Oh no you DON'T BITCH! HE MY MAN!

Pegasus: (whispers to me) Yes I know you swing that way also. I too have that problem; I say you and me ------(confidential)

Authoress: (shriveling up on the inside) Ewwww.............

Yami: (in disguise, with a blond wig and yellow sunglasses) (has a fake women accent) Hello ma'm-sir!

Pegasus: .................Sir?

Yami: #_#'' erm.....................okay........

(He's distracting Pegasus but very hard to see Yami suffering at the stinky feet of Pegasus)

Authoress: (Tries to nab the puzzle but find discomfort hanging from the ceiling) Grr................You big fat---I'll get you yet!

Pegasus: What? You said you were going to hug me so?

Yami: Noo..

Authoress: I didn't say that!

Pegasus: I know I deserve a pat.................but where I ask? (wiggles his eyebrows)

Yami: Um......Um......Um.....I have to get the other hairstyler in the meantime!

Pegasus: I'll be waiting!! (pulls out the make-up kit)

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(In another realm) Marik: Soon I shall get Yami's millennium puzzle and soon I WILL BECOME PHARAOH AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! THE WORLD I TELL YOU!!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Director: Hey where'd you come in? This is Stolen with plot chapter 4! You're not suppose to be here until chapter 5! A TAD AHEAD OF TIME ARE WE NOT?

Marik: But I'm going to be the NEW PHARAOH! WHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Director: That's it you shall soon see my true form! (the screen sheets bind around him) *light appears* I AM SIMON----

Marik: who?

Director: FROM AMERICAN IDOL!

Marik: Iek! (shrieks running away)

Director: (looks in the mirror) Damn! Did I put on the wrong mask again? (Adjusts his Maximillion Pegasus mask) Oh well I'll just have to go with this now.

Authoress: Hey are you trying to cut into my story time? I am the star of the show not the Director!

Director: But aren't you me? And me, you?

Authoress: Don't argue over semantics!

Director: (gets booted out of the studio by Authoress)

Authoress: (winds up next to Director) This is what I get for being Director and Authoress at the same time but at different situations...........

(see's a bunny with a disgruntle face)

Authoress: *_* okayyyy..................

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Kaiba: (Looks for his lunch) OH DEAR LORD! WHERE IS LUNCH!? NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh the humanity!

Bakura: (walks into his office) Knick knock! Its your sidekick---Lunda! And Lunda will find your lunch!

Kaiba: No thanks...........(ruffles through his suitcase, and finds something) A 5? What the hell's that doing there?

(throws it away in time for Bakura to catch it and hide it in his pocket)

Bakura: Where you not suppose to meet Authoress?

Kaiba: Oh shoot...............that would border on the lines of I don't care land and wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooopppppppppeeeeeeee------ zeebadooda!

Bakura: Can I join?

Kabia:..no.

Bakura: Aww.. :-(

Kaiba: I should give her a call. (Riiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg)

Bakura: Why is your ring so long?

Kaiba: Long distance.

Bakura: Ooooooohhhhh............not really.

Kaiba: It won't call through.........odd...........

Message: You have called through to another dimension! Press 1 if you want your friend back, 2 if you are gay, if you need a message with more specific whereabouts about your friend press as many number beyond your phones limit space of dialing!

Kaiba: (see's that Bakura's back is turned to him) (press's 2)

Message: (redials him to 1-800-Horney-is Kaiba)

Kaiba: Noo....................nuh uh! (giggles)

Bakura: Did you get to Authoress yet?

Kaiba: Uh.................DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME BACK NOW YOU HERE! (slides phone out of sight but did not shut it off) Wrong number!

Bakura: (shrugs)

Kaiba: (takes the phone out in secret) I'll talk to you later hon! Noo you stop..(giggle)

Bakura: (knows all) (chuckles quietly as he fingers the latest credit cards Kaiba holds) More to my collections! To be Continued!

-Next time on Stolen with plot!

Yami: Aww gross Kaiba!

Kaiba: (hold up item)

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Authoress: Damn that bunny!

Director: This is what you get for trying to outdo your last chapters!

Authoress: You be quiet!

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Pegasus: I'm thirsty..................:-( ________________________________________________________

Hitomi: (huggling unidentified guy)

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Next time on: STOLEN WITH PLOT!