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Director: I feel so alone........

Marik: NOW MY TIME FOR REIGN! I SHALL BECOME PHAROAH! MU-HAHAHAHAHA!

Authoress: You know you have absolutely great bone structure!

Marik: Mua---huh? Really? You think? I've been thinking about going into modeling but really I'm not so shallow and (goes on)

Authoress: (in thought) anything to stop that annoying laughter

Marik: ^_^

Authoress: -_- (sarcastically) Oh whoopee

Marik: Hey where's your other self?

Authoress: Which ones? The Director or that one with the crazy look in her eyes?

Marik: The Director. (gulp) The other one scares me.......(shudder)

Director: HERE I AM! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY ABOIU AND HER YAMI! (wails on him barnyard style)

Authoress: (putting head in hands) you were better off with the crazy one.

Bunny: (hops around) *has a bouquet in hand*

Authoress: Aww..isn't that adorable? (Goes to pet the bunny)

Bunny: *turns flowers in knife and has evil glint in eyes* Muahahahaahahaha

Marik: Aww.........(in disappointment *as well as pain*) he stole my evil laugh..............(wailing) I LIVE FOR MY EVIL LAUGH!

Bunny: MUAHAHAHAHA!

Authoress: (running for her life in the unknown dimension) (runs into blackness, up and down, backwards and frontward. No matter where it's pointless)

Bunny: (singing) I'm going to kill you..........

Authoress: 0_0 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Director: (running after Marik)

Marik: Your half is in trouble! Go save her!

Director: So? She can take care of herself!

Marik: -_- but aren't you her and her you? So if she gets hurt you hurt too?

Director: Ohhhh...... shoot.

Marik: (wipes sweatdrop away)

Director: DON'T MOVE UNTIL I GET BACK!

Marik: Bu---(can't move)

Director: (attacks the bunny)

Bunny: (whimpers)

The bunny was then put into a cage! HAPPY ENDING! And the Director and Authoress took turns feeding him little bits of the 5 Gundam Wing pilots; model that they evidently found in the pocket of the Authoress.

Director: hey..........um............where's marik?

Marik: I kill you! I KILLL YOU!

Director: (shoves a piece of Trowa Barton's leg in his mouth) Enjoy! I know I am!

Marik: (mouth full) WIME MOT HAPPY!

Authoress: (quiet)

Director: What's with you?

Authoress: I wonder why we're in here in the first place.............

Director: Hm...... (ponder, ponder)

Authoress: (hm............)

Marik: (munch munch) *tastes like cereal*

Director: Hm...... (ponder, ponder)

Authoress: (hm............)

Marik: (munch munch) *tastes like cereal*

Director: Hm...... (ponder, ponder)

Authoress: (hm............)

Marik: (munch munch) *tastes like cereal*

Director: Hm...... (ponder, ponder)

Authoress: (hm............)

Marik: (munch munch) *tastes like cereal*

Director: Hm...... (ponder, ponder)

Authoress: (hm............)

Marik: (munch munch) *tastes like cereal*

Director: Hm...... (ponder, ponder)

Authoress: (hm............)

Marik: (munch munch) *tastes like cereal*

Authoress: maybe it's not so much a good idea to spend all my space to --- [Director: Hm...... (ponder, ponder) Authoress: (hm............) Marik: (munch munch) *tastes like cereal*] because I only have like 5 pages to use.

Director: Maybe its time you extended the pages.

Authoress: no. make me

Director: WHY YOU LITTLE! (chokes her)

Marik: -_- Well I'm done eating..........I'm NOT happy. (pouts)

Authoress: Now that I think about it..........you are a really adorable guy! (swoons in front of him)

Director: (blushes......THEN swoons in front of him)

Marik: (scared.......really scared) (sigh) Welllllllllllllllll when you got it , you got it and Marik my dear I got it. What!? Am I giving off some cute evil warlord vibe?

Authoress: Not right now.......-__-

Marik: (falls down anime style)

Authoress: hhhhmmmmm................and with MY Authoress powers, your demanding director powers, and Marik still tied up........................(ponder, ponder)

Marik: (see's looming shadows) No! nnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-----------oo! Another piece of gundam! (munch munch, and still the shadows fall over)

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Kaiba: Hey Bakura............where's my credit card?

Bakura: I wouldn't know..........(pays the cashier lady with a card)

Lady: Thank you Mr. Seto Kaiba as indicated on this credit card! Have a nice day

Bakura: (in thought) Glad that wasn't suspicious......

[Audience: -_- how odd]

Bakura: Anywayzzzzzzz my hair-due challenged friend-----WHATCHADOING?

Kaiba: WHY YOU LITTLE! (chokes Bakura)

Bakura: Whatchadoing? (looks at Kaiba choking him) *talking to audience* he's trying to choke me. It almost makes me cry to see such effort.

Kaiba: What's the point? So what I have millions of dollars, and I live in a gorgeous mansion and girls want to be with me? I'm smart and a wonderful dancer? What's the point to all that if you an't got the lovin?

Bakura: (pats him on the head) That's nice............. This is what we shall do whenever there is an awkward moment.

Kaiba: (silence)

Bakura: (pats his head) And there's that awkward moment again!

Kaiba: T_T yyyyeaaaahhh

Bakura: Where IS the authoress? The one with that crazy look in her eyes scares me.............(shudder)

Kaiba: (Looks outside the store windows and sees someone approaching) Hey Look! Yami! AND PEGASUS! (Screams loudly causing heads to turn) What?! Havn't you heard a millionaire scream like a girl? (heads turn back) Yes.............I THOUGHT so! ________________________________________________________________________

Pegasus: Oh you sexy fiend you! (points finger girlishly at Yami) (growls)

Yami: (cries) Whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy? I didn't do anything wrong!!! (cries)

Pegasus: (applies cover girl makeup), this is going on my credit card right? (looks for card) HEY WHERE IS IT?

Yami: (looks at Pegasus fearfully¸ as the man with the millennium eye puckers his lips)

(Somewhere outside)

Bakura: (^-^)(^-^)*

Kaiba: 0_o..........LALALALALa.......I'M CAN'T HERE YOU!

Bakura: Wait.........ahem......... (unplugs Kaiba's fingers) I- JUST- THEIVED- SOME-KIDS- CA-----RRRRRDDD!

Kaiba: LLALALALALALALALALa!!!!!!! I'M IN MY HAPPY ZONE! LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEEAAARR YOU!

Bakura: Loser

Kaiba: (looks hurt) ...........hey.............I heard that! (sniffles) I never knew you thought that way about me bakura!

Bakura: SShhhh don't cry! (looks into his eyes) I don't think of you that way (looks even deeper), I will always think of you as Kaiba (closes into his face)

Kaiba: (sniffles) really? (eyes get watery)

Bakura: Really............

(They close into each other looking googly eyed, and melty.)

Kaiba: *leans into-----------*

Tea: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH KKKKKKKAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAA!! HONEY!

Kaiba: (sputters away) Eww. You gay homo! (looks away)

Bakura: (snaps fingers) Excussssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee ME----------------!

Kaiba: You are excused.

Bakura: You're the one who leaned in. That would clarify you as a gay homo

Kaiba: But isn't that contradicting when you said GAY and HOMO when really that would make me a straight?!

Bakura: jeez........................(sigh)

Kaiba: What is it now!?

Bakura: You were so looking forward to (wiggles eyebrows)

Kaiba: Oh ew! What the hell are you talking about!?

Bakura: You KNOW what I'm talking about! Everyone knows you heartless bastard! (runs away weeping)

Kaiba: (sigh) (gets hit)

Tea: You heartless bastard! You told me you were straight!

Kaiba: You're not even my girlfriend

Tea: DON'T' PLAY MIND GAMES WITH ME! (sobs, and runs away with Bakura)

Kaiba: (falls back anime style-----into a pit where he disappears)

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Hitomi: Where am I? (looks around patting the walls)

CrystalZelda: Hi! I'm making a guest appearance although I didn't even know I was going to appear!

Hitomi: Anandi!!!

CrystalZelda: It's CrystalZelda to you!

Hitomi: Jeez today's not my day. I get meet up with you, and the Bunny chased me

CrystalZelda: o_0 The bunny? You've seen the bunny? First in Chicago, now in..................erm......................where are we?

Hitomi: Outside the salon

CrystalZelda: Whhyyyyy?

Hitomi: The Authoress got angry at me, and kicked me out

CrystalZelda: Oh. Seems logical enough. Ahhhh...............just like old times! (smirks and kicks Hitomi)

Hitomi: OW! Why'd you do that?

CrystalZelda: Reminiscing!

Hitomi: Next time, reminisce somewhere else. I find it hazardous.

CrystalZelda: Don't worry, because we have no more time for that. We must..................hunt the wabbit. (Elmer Fudd voice) It wabbit season. (loads the rifle)

TBC in the next chapter ________________________________________________________________________

(Outside the set)

Authoress: This is exceptionally long now isn't it? In fact all my chapters for this story is going to be this long! Aren't you happy gang?

Everybody: (not so enthusiastic) yay.

Authoress: That's the spirit!

Everybody: (whispering to one another)

Marik: I'll distract her and you'll talk the knife

Yami: How will you distract her? She has Authoress powers (sudders)

Marik: ..................With a steak! (takes hold of the live cow)

Cow: Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Everyone: -_- it's worth a try

Authoress: Whatchatalking about?

Everyone: (sweetly) nothing

Authoress: (to self- 'little do they know that I know what they know and that is what they don't know and so when they know that I know we'll all know! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA') Ahem..............that's nice.

-Stay tuned for the next "outside the set"