EXT. STARLETBALL CITY
- NIGHT
Starletball City is the
capital of the planet Starletball. The whole metropolis is filled with
gigantic malls and leisure centers.
INT. PRESIDENT SANDI'S
OFFICE
Sandi dressed in a business
suit like her ones her mom wears. She is talking via videophone to Val
from the famous "Val Magazine".
PRESIDENT SANDI :
Don't be *ridiculous*. As
president of planet Starletball, I can *assure* both you and your readers,
that there is absolutely no skin cancer risk at all. The only reason why
sunbathing is forbidden, is because it is a fashion crime having a tan
in *this* time of year, due it *clashes* with the upcoming spring collection.
Thanks for calling. Bye, bye...
(hangs up phone and then
swears) 52-years-old hag!
Sandi opens a desk drawer. Inside there are a lot of chocolate bars. She takes one out.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
Oh my sweet temptation.
I just can't control myself.
(She takes a bite and
moans while chewing it.)
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
: (dressed in a silver gray uniform mini, suddenly appears on the
videophone)
Hail, President ... eww...
Sandi.
PRESIDENT SANDI :(throws
the bar away, and wipes her mouth, but missing one spot of chocolate above
her lips)
Eep! Umps. What is commanderette
Tiffany?
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
:
Mistress Dark Quinn is cloooooosing
in on prince Tom.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
Excellent! I will join you
at headquarters to supervise the operation.
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
:
Shaaaaaall I have lieutenant
Mack beam you down?
PRESIDENT SANDI :
That beaming stuff. Doesn't
it tangle up your hair?
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
:
Umm..... lieutenant Jodie?
LEUTENANT JODIE :
It is safe Mrs. President.
Lieutenant Mack and me have tested it in detail during the last weeks.
Only last night Mack beamed me up four times. It was fantastic for me.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
Uhh... four times!!!???
LEUTENANT MACK :
Well, we could have managed
more, but Jodie still wanted to work on her history project.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
Ahh.... all right then.
I hope it is fantastic for me too.
Sandi steps into the beaming pod.
LEUTENANT JODIE :
Mack, energy.
LEUTENANT MACK :
Yes, ma'am.
Sandi beams out of his office.
INT. HEADQUATERES
Sandi reappears. Everything
with her is normal, except one detail... well two actually.
LEUTENANT JODIE :
Mack... ehem... what has
happened to her... boobs?
LEUTENANT MACK :
Uups!
Sandi, her face full with horror, looks down, then she turns around, showing the crew where her boobs now are.
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
:
They are on her BACK? That
is sooooo wrong.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
OHMIGAWD!!! ARGHHHH!!!!.
JODIE!!!!! MACK!!!!!! TIFFANY!!!!!!!
LEUTENANT MACK :
I'm sorry, Mrs. President.
We fix it straight away. (to Jodie) I told to you, you should have
skipped that assignment last night.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
I am now a freaking mutant!!!
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
:
Sandi, actually you got
now some advantages.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
What do you mean?
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
:
Well... (blushes)
...at dance parties...
PRESIDENT SANDI :
Eww Tiffany!
Everyone in headquarters is amused, but they are too afraid to snicker.
LEUTENANT JODIE :
All right President Sandi.
We will beam you back to your old shape, hold on.
LEUTENANT MACK : (flipping
switches)
Lock ONE, Lock TWO, Lock
NESS...
Sandi beams out.
INT. PRESIDENT SANDI'S
OFFICE - NIGHT
Sandi reappears back
to normal.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
I am back to normal, oh
how I missed you my little babies.
Sandi holds her boobs
full of pride.
Tiffany appears on the
monitor, catching the moment when Sandi is holding her boobs.
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
:
Is everything oka... eww.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
(letting her hands of her boobs)
Yes, fine, but no thanks
to you.
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
:
Lieutenant Jodie prepare
again for beam......
PRESIDENT SANDI :
No, never again. No more
beaming.
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
:
But the operaaaaaation...
PRESIDENT SANDI :
Just tell Mistress Dark
Quinn to catch prince Tom alive.
EXT. THE SPACETANK - SPACE
VOICE OF KING ANGIER :
Help us Tom's two ex-girlfriends,
you are our only hope...
INT. THE SPACETANK - COCKPIT
Daria and J-Nine are
talking to the Sloane Family on the videophone.
QUEEN KATHERINE :
You two are the only ones,
who can find my little sunshine.
DARIA STARR :
Although I promised Tom
to stay good friends after we have broke up...
J-NINE :
...she learned fast like
me to avoid him anyway for the rest of her life.
DARIA STARR :
So you can say, that I am
not interested to break up old wounds...
PRINCESS ELSIE :
Oh, and how much we should
pay you to get interested?
J-NINE :
In that case, we will do
it for a million spacedollars.
KING ANGIER :
A million spacedollars?
DARIA STARR :
A million spacedollars?
J-NINE :
Yes, this job is very delicate,
it has got a lot of emotional risk... by the thought of it: Two million
spacedollars?
QUEEN KATHERINE :
All right we pay two million
spacedollars. Just bring him back to us.
DARIA STARR :
So, it's a steal, it's a
deal. What is he driving…
ALL :
A rusty old Ford Pinto!
J-NINE :
One prince for two million
spacedollars. Coming up.
J-Nine switches the videophone off.
J-NINE :
Gimmie paw. Two million
spacedollars. We can pay off Li the "Angel".
Daria gives J-Nine her hand.
DARIA STARR :
That you can do with your
share. I am going to hire a hitman to kill her.
EXT. STARLETBALL ONE -
SPACE
Starletball One is approaching
Tom's Pinto.
INT. STARLETBALL ONE - BRIDGE
COLONEL STACY :
They are at our firing range,
Mistress Dark Quinn.
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Good. Gunner! Fire warning
shots across his car.
EXT. TOM'S PINTO - SPACE
Laser guns start firing,
some laser beams are hitting Tom's Pinto.
INT. TOM'S PINTO
PRINCE TOM :
What the......
THREE-NT :
It is either a concert of
Pink Floyd, or somebody is trying to kill us.
PRINCE TOM :
I didn't knew I was *so*
popular.
