EXT. SALAMI TEMPLE - NIGHT
Quinn and Stacy are standing
next to the secret portal, which they can't see because it is covered with
sand.
COLONEL STACY :
Quinn we can't find them.
We have searched everywhere.
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Wait. I feel the presence
of... the Salami!
COLONEL STACY :
Eep!
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
And it's coming... (she
holds her ring and points it at Stacy)
COLONEL STACY :
Eww! (she jumps aside)
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
...from somewhere down here.
Tom must be in there too.
COLONEL STACY : (sweeps
the sand away)
Quinn you are right. Here
is a secret entrance. Look these symbols: An "A", a "M" and a "Y".
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
"A", "M", "Y" ? Amy? Amy!!!
Eww, I *hate* Amy.
One time she was on a weekend
in Paris and she brought back for me only a *lousy* T-shirt.
COLONEL STACY :
I'll order the Storm J's
to attack.
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
No, we can't go in there.
Amy got the Salami. She is much too powerful.
COLONEL STACY :
But, Quinn, your ring. Don't
you have the Salami too?
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
No, she got the up-end.
I got the down-end. You see, *each* Salami has got two ends.
COLONEL STACY :
Of course... But how can
we get prince Tom out?
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
(she smirks and holds up her ring)
We will not have to get
him out. Prince Tom will come out to us.
INT. SALAMI TEMPLE - NIGHT
Tom is sleeping in a
bed. Three-NT is at Sleep Mode on the sofa in front of the TV.
"DARIA'S" VOICE : (seductive)
Tom! Tom, wake up my little
prince.
PRINCE TOM : (wakes
up)
Daria?
"DARIA'S" VOICE :
Tom. Come to me. I am feeling
*so* alone.
PRINCE TOM :
Hmm?... Okay (walks out
the door)
"DARIA'S" VOICE :
Follow my voice. Come to
me. Come to me.
THREE-NT : (his
"Shipper Alarm" goes on, he wakes up)
Daria? Tom?
EXT. THE SALAMI TEMPLE
- NIGHT
The secret door of the
Salami Temple opens and Tom steps out. He sees "Daria". She is standing
outside in the desert. She is wearing a thin silky white night gown. (That
kind of nightgown, which are up to 80% transparent, when you look at them
against the moonlight.)
"DARIA" :
Tom, come to me. Don't be
shy.
PRINCE TOM :
Wow, Daria you look so...
awesome.
"DARIA" : (cheeky)
Come and watch the stars
with me.
Tom stares at the transparency of her nightgown .
PRINCE TOM :
Oh Daria you ... ehem. Daria
I don't want to appear paranoid, but is there the possibility, that you
are actually a holographic vision, which should lure me into a diabolical
trap?
"DARIA" : (innocent)
No.
PRINCE TOM :
Okay then... (he smiles
and runs towards "Daria")
Three-NT walks out the portal and takes a close look on "Daria".
THREE-NT :
No Tom, she is a fraud,
she… Whoa, she looks so hot.
Out of the dark, Tom and Three-NT get shot by the Storm J's with stun guns. Both faint at once. The "Daria" fraud transforms with her ring back into Quinn.
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Fooled you. Ha, ha, ha.
Stacy! Take them into custody.
COLONEL STACY :
Yes, Quinn.
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
(evil
smirking)
And now, Tom is all mine.
EXT. DESERT - NIGHT
Daria, J-Nine and Amy
just get out the secret portal. They are followed by the Salami Knights.
But they are too late, they see how Starletball One takes off into space.
J-NINE :
Oh noooo Three-NT !!!!!!!
DARIA STARR :
Oh nooooooo Tom !!!!!!!!!!!...
Well, I mean he is worth two million Stardollars.
EXT. DESERT - THE SPACETANK
- MORNING
Daria and J-Nine are
back at the Spacetank. Amy and the Salami Knights brought them there with
the pick-up hoover truck. They are about to say farewell.
J-NINE :
Hurry up. I'm a survivor,
but I'm not so sure about the two guys.
DARIA STARR :
Thanks for the gas, Amy.
I wonder, if we will we ever see each other again?
AMY :
Who knows.
If the fanfictionauthor
Ace Trax is willing, we will all meet again in Cynicballs Episode XII:
"The Search for the Episodes
ONE to TEN."
DARIA STARR : (sights)
Goodbye, Amy.
AMY :
Goodbye you two.
DARIA STARR : (to
the Salami Knights)
Bye guys. I will cherish
the Salami training I had with you.
LINK :
You don't use to buddy up
to people, who never asked to be born.
LUHRMAN :
Oh sure, leave me to the
dogs.
ETHAN :
Whatever.
AMY :
Still cranky because she
defeated you in a roll on her first training? Get over it my little riders
of the apocalypse. You are still first class fighters.
J-NINE :
I want to add, that I had
never seen boys before, who can handle their Salamis *so* good.
J-Nine gives each Salami Knight a peck. They blush. They blush even more after J-Nine made a quick Polaroid shot of them blushing.
J-NINE : (smirks)
May the Salami be with you.
DARIA STARR : (roll
eyes and mutters to herself)
Technically seen, she is
a half-bitch.
The Spacetank takes off into space, while Amy and the Salami Knights wave good bye.
