PART 08: I hate Amy.






EXT. SALAMI TEMPLE - NIGHT
Quinn and Stacy are standing next to the secret portal, which they can't see because it is covered with sand.

COLONEL STACY :
Quinn we can't find them. We have searched everywhere.

MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Wait. I feel the presence of... the Salami!

COLONEL STACY :
Eep!

MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
And it's coming... (she holds her ring and points it at Stacy)

COLONEL STACY :
Eww! (she jumps aside)

MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
...from somewhere down here. Tom must be in there too.

COLONEL STACY : (sweeps the sand away)
Quinn you are right. Here is a secret entrance. Look these symbols: An "A", a "M" and a "Y".

MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
"A", "M", "Y" ? Amy? Amy!!! Eww, I *hate* Amy.
One time she was on a weekend in Paris and she brought back for me only a *lousy* T-shirt.

COLONEL STACY :
I'll order the Storm J's to attack.

MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
No, we can't go in there. Amy got the Salami. She is much too powerful.

COLONEL STACY :
But, Quinn, your ring. Don't you have the Salami too?

MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
No, she got the up-end. I got the down-end. You see, *each* Salami has got two ends.

COLONEL STACY :
Of course... But how can we get prince Tom out?

MISTRESS DARK QUINN : (she smirks and holds up her ring)
We will not have to get him out. Prince Tom will come out to us.

INT. SALAMI TEMPLE - NIGHT
Tom is sleeping in a bed. Three-NT is at Sleep Mode on the sofa in front of the TV.

"DARIA'S" VOICE : (seductive)
Tom! Tom, wake up my little prince.

PRINCE TOM : (wakes up)
Daria?

"DARIA'S" VOICE :
Tom. Come to me. I am feeling *so* alone.

PRINCE TOM :
Hmm?... Okay (walks out the door)

"DARIA'S" VOICE :
Follow my voice. Come to me. Come to me.

THREE-NT : (his "Shipper Alarm" goes on, he wakes up)
Daria? Tom?

EXT. THE SALAMI TEMPLE - NIGHT
The secret door of the Salami Temple opens and Tom steps out. He sees "Daria". She is standing outside in the desert. She is wearing a thin silky white night gown. (That kind of nightgown, which are up to 80% transparent, when you look at them against the moonlight.)

"DARIA" :
Tom, come to me. Don't be shy.

PRINCE TOM :
Wow, Daria you look so... awesome.

"DARIA" : (cheeky)
Come and watch the stars with me.

Tom stares at the transparency of her nightgown .

PRINCE TOM :
Oh Daria you ... ehem. Daria I don't want to appear paranoid, but is there the possibility, that you are actually a holographic vision, which should lure me into a diabolical trap?

"DARIA" : (innocent)
No.

PRINCE TOM :
Okay then... (he smiles and runs towards "Daria")

Three-NT walks out the portal and takes a close look on "Daria".

THREE-NT :
No Tom, she is a fraud, she… Whoa, she looks so hot.

Out of the dark, Tom and Three-NT get shot by the Storm J's with stun guns. Both faint at once. The "Daria" fraud transforms with her ring back into Quinn.

MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Fooled you. Ha, ha, ha. Stacy! Take them into custody.

COLONEL STACY :
Yes, Quinn.

MISTRESS DARK QUINN : (evil smirking)
And now, Tom is all mine.

EXT. DESERT - NIGHT
Daria, J-Nine and Amy just get out the secret portal. They are followed by the Salami Knights. But they are too late, they see how Starletball One takes off into space.

J-NINE :
Oh noooo Three-NT !!!!!!!

DARIA STARR :
Oh nooooooo Tom !!!!!!!!!!!... Well, I mean he is worth two million Stardollars.

EXT. DESERT - THE SPACETANK - MORNING
Daria and J-Nine are back at the Spacetank. Amy and the Salami Knights brought them there with the pick-up hoover truck. They are about to say farewell.

J-NINE :
Hurry up. I'm a survivor, but I'm not so sure about the two guys.

DARIA STARR :
Thanks for the gas, Amy. I wonder, if we will we ever see each other again?

AMY :
Who knows.
If the fanfictionauthor Ace Trax is willing, we will all meet again in Cynicballs Episode XII:
"The Search for the Episodes ONE to TEN."

DARIA STARR : (sights)
Goodbye, Amy.

AMY :
Goodbye you two.

DARIA STARR : (to the Salami Knights)
Bye guys. I will cherish the Salami training I had with you.

LINK :
You don't use to buddy up to people, who never asked to be born.

LUHRMAN :
Oh sure, leave me to the dogs.

ETHAN :
Whatever.

AMY :
Still cranky because she defeated you in a roll on her first training? Get over it my little riders of the apocalypse. You are still first class fighters.

J-NINE :
I want to add, that I had never seen boys before, who can handle their Salamis *so* good.

J-Nine gives each Salami Knight a peck. They blush. They blush even more after J-Nine made a quick Polaroid shot of them blushing.

J-NINE : (smirks)
May the Salami be with you.

DARIA STARR : (roll eyes and mutters to herself)
Technically seen, she is a half-bitch.

The Spacetank takes off into space, while Amy and the Salami Knights wave good bye.