INT. STARLETBALL ONE - QUINN'S ROOM - SPACE
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
So Prince Tom. At last,
you are in my clutches and I can do with you whatever I pleasure.
She is playing with a bunch of Barbie dolls, who resembles Quinn, Tom, Daria, J-Nine and Three-NT.
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
(imitating Tom) No.
No, please! Leave me alone.
(own voice) No, you
are mine.
(imitating Daria ) Hang
on, Quinn.
(own voice) Daria
Starr!
(imitating Daria ) I
am using my sarcasm to bring you down.
(own voice) You got
no chance, Daria. I have got the powers of the Salami. Prepare to die.
(imitating Daria ) Oh,
ah, uhh. Ahhh!
(imitating J-Nine) Hey
Daria, having a nap?
(own voice) Why don't
you join her.
(imitating J-Nine)
Oh, ahhh!
(own voice) And you
too Three-NT.
(imitating Three-NT)
Hey Daria's sister, you look so hot when you are angry.
(own voice) Really?
Well then I forgive you. Guards! Take him away I deal with him later...
And now, Prince Tom, at
last we are alone.
(imitating Tom) No,
no. Leave me alone...Yet, I find you strangely attractive.
(own voice) Of course
you do. Nobody can resist my beauty, and you know it.
(imitating Tom) No,
never! Leave me alone.
(own voice) Why don't
you just place your lips against mine, Tom.
(imitating Tom) No,
yes, no, yes, yes, no, no, oh, OH, smooch, ah, ahhh, ahhhhhhhhhh.
Oh Quinn, I will love you
until the end of my life.
(own voice) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Unexpected the door gets open by Stacy.
COLONEL STACY : Quinn!
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
(hiding
her Barbie dolls)
Gah! Dammit! What?
COLONEL STACY :
Prince Tom is ready for
interrogation.
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Yes... Did you see anything?
COLONEL STACY :
No. I didn't see you playing
with your Barbie dolls again.
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Right.
INT. STARLETBALL ONE
- INTERROGATION ROOM - SPACE
Tom is strapped on a
table. Quinn and Stacy are standing beside him.
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
So prince Tom. At last,
you are in my clutches and I can do with you whatever I pleasure.
She runs her fingernails over his chest.
PRINCE TOM :
Well, you can have my body,
but you never have my love...
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Well Tom... Body? EEEWWWWWWWWW...
I do the body thing only after at least 15 dates. And the love thing…EWW
That is typical man. Can't you just admire my beauty, you... hormondriven
sexpossessed perverted mind.
(outraged) Good Heavens.
Can't you tame yourself Tom? EWW I have to take a shower.
COLONEL STACY :
Me too Quinn ...(to Tom)
in my room on the other side of the ship.
Quinn and Stacy walk out.
PRINCE TOM :
There are still a lot of
things, I have to learn about girls.
PLANET STARLETBALL - STARLETBALL
CITY - INT. SANDI'S BATHROOM - NIGHT
Sandi is standing in
front of the toilet mirror. Her blouse is half open. She is stuffing toilet
paper in her bra. Suddenly, Commanderette Tiffany appears on the videophone
in front of her.
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
:
Hail! President.…..Sandi?
PRESIDENT SANDI : (closes
her blouse)
Ahh. TIFFANY!!!
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
: (Pretending she didn't see anything. )
Uhhhhhhm. Quinn and Stacy
have returned with Prince Tom.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
Good, bring him to the operation
room.
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
:
Yes, Sandi.
Sandi turns around. She realizes, that all the time paper was looking out her blouse. Behind her Tiffany is smirking widely and then disappears off the videophone.
INT. OPERATION ROOM -
NIGHT
Sandi, Tiffany, Quinn
and Stacy are present. Tom is strapped on a table. Dr. Barch and her assistant
O'Niell are packing out a lot of knifes and scalpels. The videophone shows
the Sloan family looking at the scene with horror (well...except Elsie).
DOCTOR BARCH :
Permit me to introduce myself.
I am Dr. Janet Barch. Specialist in the field of plastic surgery.
KING ANGIER :
Stop this farce at once.
It is the ozone you want. I just wonder how far you would decline from
civilized man to get this substance.
QUEEN KATHERINE :
Don't harm my little sunshine.
Please.
ASSISTANT O'NIELL :
There is no need to be worried.
Janet is such a capacity in the beauty operation industry. She instinctly
knows how to perfect mother natures little wonders.
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
See, it's not what you think.
We will make him more popular. If you don't give us the combination to
the planetary force field, Dr. Barch will turn the face of Tom into...
Mr. O'Niell holds up picture showing one of the most ugliest live forms of the universe: "Robbie Williams" a former singer of that awfully irritating boy band "Take That".
PRINCE TOM :
Nooooooooooooooooooo. Have
you got no humanity in you?
QUEEN KATHERINE :
Angier tell them, tell them.
PRINCESS ELSIE :
No, dad, no. You mustn't.
He will look different. But he will be the same Tom. Then after all:
"On ne voit bien qu'avec
le coeur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux. "
" We only see clearly with
the heart. What is essential is invisible to the eyes."
PRINCE TOM :
Elsie! This is not the time
to apply the philosophy of "Le Petit Prince" by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.
(hysteric)
I
am going look like that ogre Robbie Williams!!! Dad please. Daddy!!!!!!
KING ANGIER :
All right, I will tell.
I will tell.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
Told you it would work.
COLONEL STACY :
What a pity, Robbie is kind
of cute...in a superficial shallow way.
KING ANGIER :
I transmit you the combination
of the planetary force field.
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
:
Combinaaaaaation received.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
Thank you. As soon we get
the ozone, we set your son free. Tiffany prepare Starletball One for immediate
departure. Quinn, bring Tom back to prison. Stacy turn the videophone off.
Stacy takes a remote control
and presses a button.
Stacy what have you done?
Well Sandi,
I put out the videophone.
...ohhh Timothy...
...ohhh Janet...
Eww, you put out the whole
fanfiction.
This is sooooo
odd.....
...Ohhhhhhhh Timothy...
...Ohhhhhhhh Janet...
What are those for noises?
Sorry must
been the wrong button.
...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Timothy...
...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Janet...
Give me that remote control.
Who is making
that moaning?
The Fashion Club sees Barch and O'Niell in a VERY delicate position.
THE FASHION CLUB :
EWWWWWWW!!!
