STARLETBALL CITY - EXT.
PRISON COMPLEX - NIGHT
The Spacetank lands.
The door opens and Daria and J-Nine step out. J-Nine has a Stick-modified
2000, the finest glue gun on the market, in her hand. She is holding it
like a gun against Daria, who is handcuffed to her. Brooke, the prison
guard comes to them.
PRISON GUARD BROOKE :
Halt! (cocks gun)
Where are you going?
J-NINE :
I am a bounty hunter. I
am taking this individual into custody.
PRISON GUARD BROOKE :
Why?
J-NINE :
Can't you see?
Brooke takes a close look at Daria.
PRISON GUARD BROOKE :
OHMIGAWD. That… that creature
has broken every single fashion law in the book. Quick! Take her away.
Daria and J-Nine walk into the prison.
STARLETBALL CITY - INT.
PRISON COMPLEX - NIGHT
J-Nine takes of the handcuffs
of Daria.
J-NINE :
Well Daria, on this planet
you are a true criminal. Public Enemy Numero Uno.
DARIA STARR :
At last I found a place,
which I can call home.
INT. PRISON COMPLEX -
ROYAL PRISONERS SECTION - NIGHT
Daria and J-Nine walk
down the doorway. Looking in each cell trough the eye slot.
J-NINE :
Why they didn't put Tom
and Three-NT into the Psychopath Prisoners Section? That would make the
search more interesting.
DARIA STARR :
Shhht. J-Nine. Listen.
They hear music... rock music on guitar and singing.
TOM'S VOICE : (imitating
Elvis)
"...let's Rock..."
J-NINE :
It's coming from this door.
TOM'S VOICE :
"...everybody let's Rock..."
DARIA AND J-NINE :
Jail House Rock.?!
Both look trough the eye slot. They find Tom singing and Three-NT guitar playing.
DARIA STARR : (angry)
Typical for these guys.
We risk our lives to save them and they live out their artistic side.
Suddenly a ventilation shaft opens. Tom and Three-NT come out.
THREE-NT :
Hey. Daria and Janey.
J-NINE :
But... who is in the cell?
PRINCE TOM :
They are holograms to fool
the guards.
THREE-NT :
That was Tom's idea, but
no time to talk. Let's beat it.
J-NINE :
Yeah, Daria. Typical for
them to live out their artistic side.
DARIA STARR :
Yeah, and again Daria was
judging people's behavior by a pretty rigid set of standards.
STARLETBALL CITY - EXT.
PRISON COMPLEX - NIGHT
Daria, J-Nine, Three-NT
and Tom walk out.
J-NINE :
This is too easy.
PRISON GUARD BROOKE :
Freeze! (cocks gun)
J-NINE :
I said so.
They manage to overwhelm
Brooke and take her laser gun. Then they run to the Spacetank.
Meanwhile alarm sirens
go on. A bunker door opens and 21 prison guards storm out.
They are shooting at
Daria, J-Nine, Three-NT and Tom, who are hiding behind a wall. The air
is filled with laser blasts.
PRINCE TOM :
We're trapped! That is the
only way to the Spacetank.
THREE-NT :
Cool, like in the movies.
J-NINE :
Yeah, we should wait for
the end of the film, so we can leave through the exit.
Daria takes the laser gun, they have obtained from Brooke before.
DARIA STARR : (imitating
Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Hasta La Vista, Babies.
(cocks
gun)
Daria walks from the cover
toward the guards and starts a steady firing.
Each shot is a hit and
each guard fall down one after the other. Soon 21 bodies cover the floor.
J-NINE, THREE-NT AND TOM
: (amazed)
Holy Mother of Johosephat...
DARIA STARR :
I used the stun mode...
honestly.
THREE-NT :
Good one Daria. Where do
you have learned shooting?
DARIA STARR :
From the computer game "Cannibal
Frag Fest" on CD-ROM.
PRINCE TOM :
Hey, doesn't that game only
runs under Windows ?
DARIA STARR :
Ups, you have got me. I
was tempted by the forces of evil.
J-NINE :
Monopolized computer violence
shaping the reality. Goya would have loved that.
ORBIT OF PLANET SLOANIA
- EXT. STARLETBALL ONE - SPACE
Starletball One is nearing
planet Sloania.
ORBIT OF PLANET SLOANIA
- INT. STARLETBALL ONE - BRIDGE
Sandi enters the bridge.
All stand up and salute.
ALL :
Hail, President Sandi.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
I hail myself.
COLONEL STACY :
We have arrived at planet
Sloania.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
Ah, planet Sloania, with
ten thousand years of ozone.
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :(whispering
to Tiffany and Stacy)
The way *she* rules, it
last not a hundred.
Quinn, Tiffany and Stacy snicker.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
What?
Quinn, Tiffany and Stacy shrug.
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
:
We are beginning noooooow
with metamorphosis.
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Ready, Kafka?
COLONEL STACY :
Kafka?
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Eep!
PRESIDENT SANDI :
Isn't that a dead European
writer weirdo, Quinn?
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Eww, I admit it. Years ago
I was at home, grounded, bored. So I just looked in that book of my s...cousin.
And it was about metamorphosis
and... Eww, stop taunting me...
INT. THE SPACETANK - COCKPIT
- ORBIT OF SLOANIA - SPACE
Daria, J-Nine, Tom and
Three-NT watch how Starletball One transforms itself in front of their
eyes.
THREE-NT :
Cool. It's not just a spaceship.
It's a transformer.
PRINCE TOM :
A transformer?
THREE-NT :
Yeah, remember "Transformers:
More than meets the eye." (chuckles-coughs) They don't make cartoons
like that anymore.
Daria, J-Nine and Tom start pondering about that, what Three-NT just said.
THREE-NT : (mutters)
I am feeling so old.
J-NINE :
Hey, it's changing into...a
gigantic… mall?
DARIA STARR :
Why am I not surprised.
INT. MEGA MALL - ORBIT
OF SLOANIA - BRIDGE
Proud the Fashion Club
and the crew witness this majestic moment on the screen.
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
:
Metamorphoses is completed.
MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Starletball One has become:
(fanfare
sounds) ...Mega Mall.
COLONEL STACY :
Let's shop, till we drop.
PRESIDENT SANDI :
Yes, but first: Commence
"Operation Suck Ozone".
EXT. MEGA MALL -
ORBIT OF SLOANIA - SPACE
Huge hoses drive out
from the Mall into the atmosphere. The whole thing now resembles an enormous
squid.
INT. MEGA MALL - ORBIT OF SLOANIA - SPACE
THE FASHION CLUB:
Suck. Suck. Suck.
PLANET SLOANIA -
INT. THE SLOAN PALACE - DAY
The Sloane Family is
behind a window.
KING ANGIER :
Have a last look outside,
we will never see daylight again.
QUEEN KATHERINE :
We must spend the rest of
our lives in the dark.
PRINCESS ELSIE :
Well I see it as an opportunity.
We can now transmogrify into vampires.
