Adventures in Obvious FanFiction Plots 1.2
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Hermione glanced about the breakfast table that same fateful day. Where was Harry? Shouldn't he be there by now?
(he's in the hall with Malfoy, you nitwit!)
She noticed that Ron was staring at her... again. She sighed. Just because she'd gotten a makeover that summer didn't mean Ron had to start acting like an idiot.
(bet you didn't see THAT coming.)
Sure, she's gotten her braces off and had started wearing make-up, but it wasn't like she was a different person or anything!
(ever heard that one before? I didn't think so.)
Ron saw her exasperated glance and looked down at his own half-eaten toast. "Hermione?"
"Hmmm?"
"Would you like the rest of my toast? I'm not hungry."
(why don't you give it to Crabbe and Goyle?)
"No thanks Ron. Shouldn't Harry be here by now?"
"Yeah... he's usually on time for breakfast."
(as enlightening as this conversation is, I'm going to cut it short now.)
~~~IN THE HALL~~~
(gotta love the dividers!)
Harry continued to laugh as Draco started at him, amazed. Finally he managed through fits of laughter, "I'm sorry... i just haven't heard any sarcasm for the longest time."
(*hint, hint. wink, wink. nudge, nudge.*)
Flashes of his dream from the previous night ran through Draco's head. There is no point in saying what they are as you already know anyway. If you don't know, you won't get this parody anyway, so shut up.
"No way! i was just thinking the same thing this morning!"
(whoa, way too valleygirl. let's try that again.)
"Yes, well, out of my way Potter, or I'll make sure you never forget it!"
(wow, the first in-character line yet this scene!)
Harry stepped aside graciously. "No breakfast for the almighty Draco?"
Draco smirked maliciously. "I already ate."
(so much drama over toast! I can't take it!)
And with that, Draco swept up the stairs and in the direction of the library. Harry watched him leave, astounded at the boy's ability to use sarcasm. Not that it had anything to do with his own disturbing dreams or anything. No, nothing like that. This is a FAMILY fic. right? right.
Harry turned and walked into the great Hall for breakfast, but not without a silly grin on his face for unknown reasons that shall be illustrated in great detail later. maybe too much detail. I wouldn't know as it hasn't been written yet.
(i'm not worried in the slightest.)
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ALRIGHTY, tune in next time to Adventures in Obvious FanFiction Plots! You know that it is the awesome, don't even try to deny it!
SO REVIEW YOUR BRAINS OUT M'DEARIES!
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Hermione glanced about the breakfast table that same fateful day. Where was Harry? Shouldn't he be there by now?
(he's in the hall with Malfoy, you nitwit!)
She noticed that Ron was staring at her... again. She sighed. Just because she'd gotten a makeover that summer didn't mean Ron had to start acting like an idiot.
(bet you didn't see THAT coming.)
Sure, she's gotten her braces off and had started wearing make-up, but it wasn't like she was a different person or anything!
(ever heard that one before? I didn't think so.)
Ron saw her exasperated glance and looked down at his own half-eaten toast. "Hermione?"
"Hmmm?"
"Would you like the rest of my toast? I'm not hungry."
(why don't you give it to Crabbe and Goyle?)
"No thanks Ron. Shouldn't Harry be here by now?"
"Yeah... he's usually on time for breakfast."
(as enlightening as this conversation is, I'm going to cut it short now.)
~~~IN THE HALL~~~
(gotta love the dividers!)
Harry continued to laugh as Draco started at him, amazed. Finally he managed through fits of laughter, "I'm sorry... i just haven't heard any sarcasm for the longest time."
(*hint, hint. wink, wink. nudge, nudge.*)
Flashes of his dream from the previous night ran through Draco's head. There is no point in saying what they are as you already know anyway. If you don't know, you won't get this parody anyway, so shut up.
"No way! i was just thinking the same thing this morning!"
(whoa, way too valleygirl. let's try that again.)
"Yes, well, out of my way Potter, or I'll make sure you never forget it!"
(wow, the first in-character line yet this scene!)
Harry stepped aside graciously. "No breakfast for the almighty Draco?"
Draco smirked maliciously. "I already ate."
(so much drama over toast! I can't take it!)
And with that, Draco swept up the stairs and in the direction of the library. Harry watched him leave, astounded at the boy's ability to use sarcasm. Not that it had anything to do with his own disturbing dreams or anything. No, nothing like that. This is a FAMILY fic. right? right.
Harry turned and walked into the great Hall for breakfast, but not without a silly grin on his face for unknown reasons that shall be illustrated in great detail later. maybe too much detail. I wouldn't know as it hasn't been written yet.
(i'm not worried in the slightest.)
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ALRIGHTY, tune in next time to Adventures in Obvious FanFiction Plots! You know that it is the awesome, don't even try to deny it!
SO REVIEW YOUR BRAINS OUT M'DEARIES!
