PART 11: The circle is complete.





EXT. MEGA MALL - ORBIT OF SLOANIA - SPACE
The Spacetank flies into the Mega Mall and lands in the underground parking lot.

INT. MEGA MALL - UNDERGROUND PARKING SECTION - SPACE
The Spacetank lands. Daria, J-Nine, Three-NT and Tom get out.

J-NINE :
I got a plan:
Step One: We press the reverse-button of the ozone vacuum and blow the ozone back.
Step Two: We press the self-destruct button of the Mega Mall.

PRINCE TOM :
And Step Three?

J-NINE :
Step Three: There is *NO* Step Three.

DARIA STARR :
And how can we manage all that?

J-NINE :
Well, that is the weak point of my plan.

THREE-NT :
Whoa... check out this huge machine.

Three-NT points at huge machine, packed with a lot of pipes signed. "Ozone Vacuum".

INT. MEGA MALL - ORBIT OF SLOANIA - BRIDGE
On the bridge the computers start to beep like mad.

PRESIDENT SANDI :
Quinn, what's going on?

MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Tiffany, what's going on?

COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY :
Staaaaaacy, what's going on?

COLONEL STACY :
It's "Ozone Vacuum". It doesn't sucks anymore, it... blows now.

SANDI AND QUINN :
Eeeeeeeeeewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY :
Is that baaaaaad???

PRESIDENT SANDI :
They're getting all the ozone back! Quinn do something.

MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Tiffany do something.

COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY :
Staaaaaacy do something.

COLONEL STACY :
I will take a shower.

INT. MEGA MALL - UNDERGROUND PARKING SECTION - SPACE
Daria and J-Nine are pressing the buttons of the "Ozone Vacuum" like mad. Tom is at a "Mega Mall Information Terminal", while Three-NT is smashing a door in with a fire axe.

J-NINE :
Bingo. It worked by simply pressing all shiny red buttons at once.

PRINCE TOM : (looks up from the information terminal monitor)
I have located the "Self-Destruct button". It is at the "Central Computer Core".

DARIA STARR :
How long does it takes to get there?

PRINCE TOM : (looks at the information terminal monitor)
Approximately 3 minutes, but on the way there, we have to first break 15 doors open. Three-NT, how long it does it take?

THREE-NT :
One minute for each door.

J-NINE :
Yeah! It is door-smashing time.

THREE-NT :
Cool. Rage against the machine. Yeah.

DARIA STARR :
But that means we need 18 minutes to get there! And we have to act fast, before the Starletballs send in a repair team.

PRINCE TOM :
Well, this ventilation shaft is the quickest way to the "Central Computer Core". But there is a problem, the shaft is too narrow, none of us can fit in it...well accept…

Tom, J-Nine and Three-NT look at Daria.

DARIA STARR :
Curses to my DNA-structure.

PRINCE TOM :
Be careful.

THREE-NT :
And remember Daria we are behind you...

J-NINE :
...far behind you.

Daria sights and crawls into the ventilation shaft.

PLANET SLOANIA - INT. THE SLOAN PALACE - CELLAR
The Sloane Family is in the cellar observing a personal computer.

QUEEN KATHERINE :
Look! The ozone level reaches again normal parameters.

PRINCESS ELSIE :
Fine. Now I can eat garlic bread again.

KING ANGIER :
What a pity. I just completed a new business plan, which enables our planet to become a new holiday destination for the Goth cult.

INT. MEGA MALL - CENTRAL COMPUTER CORE
Daria climes out of the ventilation shaft. She looks around at all the computers and spots a specially signed self-destruct button.

DARIA STARR :
Who said Murphy's Laws are universal?

Daria walks to the self-destruct button. Suddenly a familiar voice speaks to her.

MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Not so fast, Daria.

DARIA STARR :
So Quinn, we meet again. The circle is complete, when you left me, I was the brain and you were the brat.
And now *I* am still the brain and you ...

MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Bla, bla, bla... who cares.

DARIA STARR :
There is something you should know about us Quinn:
(ominous music builds up)
" * I * AM YOUR SISTER ! "

MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
So? I know that already, you don't have to tell me it again.

DARIA STARR :
I wasn't talking to you, I was speaking to the ships intercom, which I just have left on.

MISTRESS DARK QUINN : (realizing that the whole crew of the ship had heard the truth)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

INT. MEGA MALL - BRIDGE

PRESIDENT SANDI :
I hope this stops Quinn's stupid charade for *good*.

COLONEL STACY :
I would never have denied Daria, if she were my sister.

COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY :
Yes, Quinn was soooooo mean to her over all these years.

INT. MEGA MALL - EXT. CENTRAL COMPUTER CORE - SPACE
Quinn is desperate. She kneels on the floor and starts sobbing.

DARIA STARR :
Quinn, you don't have to care about fashion, boys and popularity. If you only knew the POWER of sarcasm and depth.
Join me! We as sisters then can destroy this well-liked teeny crap and you will never be known as a shallow superficial brat again. (holds out a hand to help Quinn up)
Come with me. It is unavoidable, it is your destiny!

MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
No, never. The Salami is strong with you, Daria. But you are not as good as me. I challenge you to a fair "Salami Fight" by the rules.

DARIA STARR : (sinister)
If you will not be turned, you will be humiliated.

Quinn ignites her Salami ring. A pink light appears, creating a pink lasersaber.
Daria does the same with her green lasersaber.
Both look at their Salami lasersabers, seeing that they got the same size.

MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
Eww, not that you have got the Salami too, yours is as big as mine, that is not fair. But I can handle my Salami better than you your Salami. I was practicing more than you with my Salami, in every free minute over the last years…

DARIA STARR :
Quinn... the ships intercom is still on.

INT. MEGA MALL - BRIDGE
The whole crew is laughing their lungs out. Well, except Ted Devitt-Clinton, who doesn't get it.

VOICE OF MISTRESS DARK QUINN :
EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

VOICE OF DARIA STARR :
I told you, you will be humiliated.