Adventures in Obvious Fanfiction Plotlines 1.4
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Crabbe and Goyle tired of eating toast as their stomachs resembled over-inflated baloons. It was time for class, anyway.

(not like this seems to matter much to the pair.)

They made their way slowly up the many flights of stairs to Professor Trelawney's classroom for Divination with the Ravenclaws, stopping frequently to catch their breath. Neither one seemed to pay much mind that the blonde boy was not with them until they reached the trap door.

"Where is Draco?"

"I dunno."

(Dude, these guys are totally the best characters ever. they eat toast.)

Then, once again, all worry slipped from their minds and they returned to their original stupor.

(honestly? i fail to see the point of this sub-plot in the greater context of the story.)

~GRYFFINDOR TABLE~

(*supresses urge to cheer because of beautiful divider thingy.*)

Hermione was trying to avoid looking at Ron. He was staring again. /gee.../ she thought, /maybe this whole "new me" thing wasn't such a great idea. just look at the effect that it's having on poor Ronnie-Boy./

(what's up with the weird thinking //s?)

Still, she couldn't help but be flattered. It was nice to be noticed for once, even if it was by Ron. Not that there was anything wrong with Ron...

(man, could that be more obvious?)

Ron sighed and looked at his wizard-watch, which told him exactly where he should be at any given time. Harry had given it to him on his birthday the previous year.

(do i care?)

It said , "GO TO CLASS!" in big letters. He jumped up and told Hermione, who was very flustered indeed and packed up her books, which she had gotten in the habit of bringing to meals lest she have a chance to study.

(wow, detail emerges in the plot. i am impressed. not really.)

They ran side-by-side out the doors of the Great Hall, past the Hagrid-Meister's Hut and to Herbology, with the Hufflepuffs.

(alright, i overlooked it the first time, but why do Ron and Hagrid suddenly have unprecidented nicknames?)

When they reached the door to Greenhouse Three, Ron gasped to Hermione, "Where- Harry- ?"

Hermione looked about her. Harry was nowhere to be seen. "Well," she pondered, catching her breath, "He went up to owl Sirius, but unless he got sidetracked, he should be here by now..." She trailed off. Harry was rarely late to class.

(Hermione, come off it. You are such a prick.)

(Why does this plot seem so parallel to one i just wrote? wait, Crabbe and Goyle don't know where Draco is either! i wonder if this is a coincidence... wait, this is called,"Obvious Plotlines," of course it's not a coincidence! silly audig.)

~LIBRARY~

(*valleygirl shriek*)

Draco quickly scaned the most relavent chapter of the book he could find. Most of it seemed to be about what it means if a guy named "Vinnie" that you have never met shows up in your dream. This puzzled Draco, as he was not aware that such things were a regular occurance.

(is it just me, or is the lack of toast in this chapter vaugely disturbing?)

After a few minutes, he knew what his diturbing dreams meant. But first, he ate a peice of toast to calm the author. Maybe it was Ron's toast from Chapter(s) 1.2/1.3 that mysteriously vanished. Maybe not.

(whew, there's a relief. Now, young Malfoy, lead us onward in this captivating plot of yours!)

He carefully replaced the book on the shelf and noting that his watch was telling him to go to class, he ran out of the library and up the stairs.

(3... 2... 1...)

Where, for the second time that day, He ran into Harry coming down them.

~GRYFFINDOR TOWER~

(look mommy! it's a seperator! it signifies a change in setting!)

Harry quickly strapped his reply to Sirius to Hegwig's leg. It stated when the next trip to Hogsmeade was and that they would most definately stop by.

(does this whole Sirius thing have anything to do with anything yet? no? oh, okay.)

He was in a hurry to get to class, when Draco slammed into him on the way up the stairs.

(is there NO OTHER WAY to get those two to have a conversation? i mean, yeesh!)

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Oh man, you know you want more of this story. You know you do. SHUT UP IT DOES NOT SUCK. I HEART IT. IT IS HAPPY.

IF YOU DON'T REVIEW, CHAINSAW AUDIG WILL GET YOU! AND THE EVIL BUTTERFLIES WILL, TOO!