******Yu-Gi-Oh******
**Hair Rising Encounter with Osama Bin Laden**
"Not again! I told you not to overheat the Sahara again! Thanks to you, the Sahara has dried up again! DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR MY SAND CREATIONS? WELL YOU ARE IN FOR IT!" God slumped down on his chair. Controlling the universe was a very tough job. He switched the display moniter towards the Egyptian Culture's latest developments.
~Yugi Moto has just won the duelist kingdom tournament. Maximillion Pegasus has made a merger with Kaiba Corp. Bakura is plotting to take over the world.~
"Hmm, this is getting interesting!" He flopped down onto his comfy couch and started watching this otherworldly pagaent.
~Meanwhile, the Sahara has been experiencing heavy snowstorms and temperatures below -20. In addition, there is major flooding in the southern areas and farmers are congragulating the first every farming in the Sahara Desert.~
"What the-?" He ran down the stairs. This required a little up close and personal action.
"Did you hear the news today? Talk about wacky!" Joey said as the four friends walked down the street towards school.
"It isn't that bad. Farmers now can make use of the fertile land so they can feed the country." Triston replied.
"Hey! When did you become such an Enviromentalist?" Joey questioned with a slight rise in his voice.
"Never! I support the democrats!"
"Hey! This ain't America you know!"
"Actually, me and my Grandpa are going to America this weekend," Yugi exclaimed. No one noticed the slight exaggeration in his statement.
"You know, it is a large holiday."
"Yeah!"
They turned the corner as their school came into view. Suddenly, the principle ran up to them and exploded with the words, "Where have you guys been? You're famous! 18 reporters are waiting inside for your interview!"
"Uh-oh..." They all motioned to each other and then ran away as fast as they could as a stampede of Duel Monster Fans came clambering this direction.
"Phew! That was close!" Triston gasped.
"Great! You guys have decided to help me pack up!" They all turned and came face-to-face with Yugi's grandpa, "Why so formal? Today there is no school, didn't you know that?" They all looked at each other and fainted.
"Boy! I can't believe your Gramps is taking us all the way to America!"
"I can't believe that our parents are letting us go."
"Hurry up you guys! We'll miss the flight!" Tea yelled as they ran toward Terminal 7.
"Great! Is everybody here?" Yugi's Grandpa barked.
"Hey! Where's Yugi?" Triston asked.
"Oh, some hotshot duelist challenged him to a duel." Joey replied as they saw Yugi walking back.
"Where were you?" Grandpa asked, slightly perturbed.
"Oh, I was having some fun." Yugi replied. They walked into the airplane and it took off.
"Hey! I heard that the winner of the Duelist Kingdom championships is in this plane!"
"Yeah! He even beat Pegasus at his own game."
"The only person he has ever lost to is Kaiba!"
"Yeah! And he was defeated by Pegasus."
"Look out Yugi! Here comes trouble!" Joey warned as two giant teenagers walked up to them.
"Are you the famous Yugi Moto?"
"Hey! Wait a second! Yugi ain't on this plane!" Joey sputtered.
"Oh yeah? Then who's that red haired freak standing right next to you?"
"Hey! Don't call my best buddy a freak!"
"Oh! Now he's your best buddy!" The larger stranger took a fighting stance.
"I'm ready when you are!" Joey took a fighting stance too.
"Are you threatening me?"
"Are you mocking me?"
"Are you mocking me?"
"Are you threatening me?"
"Are you-"
"Break it up! Break it up!" Yugi's grandpa rasped as the two stared at him. "This isn't some backstreet alley you know. This is an airplane!"
"Tell that to him," Joey grumbled.
Suddenly the flight-attendant came up and asked them what they wanted for lunch. "Yeah! I'm starving!" Joey greedily started stuffing rolls into his mouth. Then he spit everything out and commented, "This stuff is disgusting! Do you have anything else to eat?"
Fortunently, all of them were quite fluent at speaking English, so that wasn't a problem. The problem was that the plane had experienced some extreme turbulence so the plane would be arriving 3 hours early. The airport didn't have any extra runways. But our friends were completely naive of the danger and were having some shuteye when Yugi's grandpa spoke up.
"Hey look! We are over Los Angelas!" The plane landed, narrowly avoiding a deluxe jet aircraft, two ramshackled planes and a flight servicer driving the luggage for flight 777.
"I told you United Airlines is in hot water!"
Joey was bouncing around the lounge asking if anyone if they played duel-monsters. He had accidently neglected to speak American. "Sheesh! I ask a person one friendly question and they stare at me vacantly as if I'm some freak!"
"Maybe that's because you're speaking Japanese?" Tea commented in English.
"Oh, I mean," he started speaking in English, "Sorry."
"Boy it is hot!" Triston complained as they got shoved into an even hotter taxicab.
"You mean it is REALLY HOT!"
"HOTTER THAN A FRYING PAN!"
"HOTTER THAN A FIRE!"
"Fire? What fire?"
"The fire over there!"
"Uh oh, it's coming our way!"
"Do not worry! I am a highly skilled professional at dodging heat storms," the driver spoke in a heavy arabian accent.
"What's your name?"
"Laden. Osama bin Laden."
"Oh yes! Hi Mr. Laden. Do you know how to get to the Japeleno Motel?" Grandpa asked, oblivious to the various reaction signs that Joey and company were displaying.
"Yes I do!"
"Great! How long will it take to get there?"
"Not to long. By the way, I have a present for you."
"Grandpa don't-!" but the thundering crackling of the firestorm drowned Yugi's warning.
"Hm. I wonder what it is?" Mr. Moto opened the wrapping and found two Ancient Egyptian Artifacts inside.
"They were given to me by a mysterious stranger. Yah. He said 'Give it to Mr. Moto'. Yah."
The artifacts strangely resembled the Millenium Items, but they were different in a way. The two of them were puzzle pieces. One had grooves on all sides and beared the eye marking on all of the Millenium Items. The second one was a puzzle piece, but it only had one depression on the side. It also had the Chinese symbol SHUI, meaning water, engraved on it.
"I heard these have something to do with Duel Monsters. Many many people have been after it. Yah!"
Yugi's Grandpa proceeded to fit the two pieces together. As soon as they attached, two cards fell out. Each of them was the symbol on the actual puzzle pieces. Then a image appeared. With the same loud commanding voice that they had heard before, it spoke.
"This is the legendary Elemental Stone. It has 7 components. One is the central hub, while the others represent each of the main creature types in duel monster. I will speak no more, but the council has decided that you need sufficient training. Therefore, the Illusion of Water has been forgiven. Expect the next challenge soon. Meanwhile, I suggest you flee." The image popped away and suddenly Osama Bin Laden jerked awake.
"We better get out of here..."
"What are you doing in mah car? I'll blow ya all up, yeh FBI agents..."
They all ran out of the car and into the firestorm, out of the frying pan and into the fire.
"I will not tolerate the nonsense of another one who possesses no Millenium Items to challenge my right to them all!" Bakura jeered, gazing angerly towards the towering column of smoke and fire and machinery...
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Next time: **Malik arrives! It's time to duel! Part 1"
**Hair Rising Encounter with Osama Bin Laden**
"Not again! I told you not to overheat the Sahara again! Thanks to you, the Sahara has dried up again! DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR MY SAND CREATIONS? WELL YOU ARE IN FOR IT!" God slumped down on his chair. Controlling the universe was a very tough job. He switched the display moniter towards the Egyptian Culture's latest developments.
~Yugi Moto has just won the duelist kingdom tournament. Maximillion Pegasus has made a merger with Kaiba Corp. Bakura is plotting to take over the world.~
"Hmm, this is getting interesting!" He flopped down onto his comfy couch and started watching this otherworldly pagaent.
~Meanwhile, the Sahara has been experiencing heavy snowstorms and temperatures below -20. In addition, there is major flooding in the southern areas and farmers are congragulating the first every farming in the Sahara Desert.~
"What the-?" He ran down the stairs. This required a little up close and personal action.
"Did you hear the news today? Talk about wacky!" Joey said as the four friends walked down the street towards school.
"It isn't that bad. Farmers now can make use of the fertile land so they can feed the country." Triston replied.
"Hey! When did you become such an Enviromentalist?" Joey questioned with a slight rise in his voice.
"Never! I support the democrats!"
"Hey! This ain't America you know!"
"Actually, me and my Grandpa are going to America this weekend," Yugi exclaimed. No one noticed the slight exaggeration in his statement.
"You know, it is a large holiday."
"Yeah!"
They turned the corner as their school came into view. Suddenly, the principle ran up to them and exploded with the words, "Where have you guys been? You're famous! 18 reporters are waiting inside for your interview!"
"Uh-oh..." They all motioned to each other and then ran away as fast as they could as a stampede of Duel Monster Fans came clambering this direction.
"Phew! That was close!" Triston gasped.
"Great! You guys have decided to help me pack up!" They all turned and came face-to-face with Yugi's grandpa, "Why so formal? Today there is no school, didn't you know that?" They all looked at each other and fainted.
"Boy! I can't believe your Gramps is taking us all the way to America!"
"I can't believe that our parents are letting us go."
"Hurry up you guys! We'll miss the flight!" Tea yelled as they ran toward Terminal 7.
"Great! Is everybody here?" Yugi's Grandpa barked.
"Hey! Where's Yugi?" Triston asked.
"Oh, some hotshot duelist challenged him to a duel." Joey replied as they saw Yugi walking back.
"Where were you?" Grandpa asked, slightly perturbed.
"Oh, I was having some fun." Yugi replied. They walked into the airplane and it took off.
"Hey! I heard that the winner of the Duelist Kingdom championships is in this plane!"
"Yeah! He even beat Pegasus at his own game."
"The only person he has ever lost to is Kaiba!"
"Yeah! And he was defeated by Pegasus."
"Look out Yugi! Here comes trouble!" Joey warned as two giant teenagers walked up to them.
"Are you the famous Yugi Moto?"
"Hey! Wait a second! Yugi ain't on this plane!" Joey sputtered.
"Oh yeah? Then who's that red haired freak standing right next to you?"
"Hey! Don't call my best buddy a freak!"
"Oh! Now he's your best buddy!" The larger stranger took a fighting stance.
"I'm ready when you are!" Joey took a fighting stance too.
"Are you threatening me?"
"Are you mocking me?"
"Are you mocking me?"
"Are you threatening me?"
"Are you-"
"Break it up! Break it up!" Yugi's grandpa rasped as the two stared at him. "This isn't some backstreet alley you know. This is an airplane!"
"Tell that to him," Joey grumbled.
Suddenly the flight-attendant came up and asked them what they wanted for lunch. "Yeah! I'm starving!" Joey greedily started stuffing rolls into his mouth. Then he spit everything out and commented, "This stuff is disgusting! Do you have anything else to eat?"
Fortunently, all of them were quite fluent at speaking English, so that wasn't a problem. The problem was that the plane had experienced some extreme turbulence so the plane would be arriving 3 hours early. The airport didn't have any extra runways. But our friends were completely naive of the danger and were having some shuteye when Yugi's grandpa spoke up.
"Hey look! We are over Los Angelas!" The plane landed, narrowly avoiding a deluxe jet aircraft, two ramshackled planes and a flight servicer driving the luggage for flight 777.
"I told you United Airlines is in hot water!"
Joey was bouncing around the lounge asking if anyone if they played duel-monsters. He had accidently neglected to speak American. "Sheesh! I ask a person one friendly question and they stare at me vacantly as if I'm some freak!"
"Maybe that's because you're speaking Japanese?" Tea commented in English.
"Oh, I mean," he started speaking in English, "Sorry."
"Boy it is hot!" Triston complained as they got shoved into an even hotter taxicab.
"You mean it is REALLY HOT!"
"HOTTER THAN A FRYING PAN!"
"HOTTER THAN A FIRE!"
"Fire? What fire?"
"The fire over there!"
"Uh oh, it's coming our way!"
"Do not worry! I am a highly skilled professional at dodging heat storms," the driver spoke in a heavy arabian accent.
"What's your name?"
"Laden. Osama bin Laden."
"Oh yes! Hi Mr. Laden. Do you know how to get to the Japeleno Motel?" Grandpa asked, oblivious to the various reaction signs that Joey and company were displaying.
"Yes I do!"
"Great! How long will it take to get there?"
"Not to long. By the way, I have a present for you."
"Grandpa don't-!" but the thundering crackling of the firestorm drowned Yugi's warning.
"Hm. I wonder what it is?" Mr. Moto opened the wrapping and found two Ancient Egyptian Artifacts inside.
"They were given to me by a mysterious stranger. Yah. He said 'Give it to Mr. Moto'. Yah."
The artifacts strangely resembled the Millenium Items, but they were different in a way. The two of them were puzzle pieces. One had grooves on all sides and beared the eye marking on all of the Millenium Items. The second one was a puzzle piece, but it only had one depression on the side. It also had the Chinese symbol SHUI, meaning water, engraved on it.
"I heard these have something to do with Duel Monsters. Many many people have been after it. Yah!"
Yugi's Grandpa proceeded to fit the two pieces together. As soon as they attached, two cards fell out. Each of them was the symbol on the actual puzzle pieces. Then a image appeared. With the same loud commanding voice that they had heard before, it spoke.
"This is the legendary Elemental Stone. It has 7 components. One is the central hub, while the others represent each of the main creature types in duel monster. I will speak no more, but the council has decided that you need sufficient training. Therefore, the Illusion of Water has been forgiven. Expect the next challenge soon. Meanwhile, I suggest you flee." The image popped away and suddenly Osama Bin Laden jerked awake.
"We better get out of here..."
"What are you doing in mah car? I'll blow ya all up, yeh FBI agents..."
They all ran out of the car and into the firestorm, out of the frying pan and into the fire.
"I will not tolerate the nonsense of another one who possesses no Millenium Items to challenge my right to them all!" Bakura jeered, gazing angerly towards the towering column of smoke and fire and machinery...
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Next time: **Malik arrives! It's time to duel! Part 1"
