My first fic! *dances*

Disclaimer: I don't own SSB or the Rival Schools series (though I wish I did).

*action* denotes actions.

(random things) denote thought.

~'s denote passage of time.

's denote my thoughts.

----------------------------------------- Chapter 1: Hello? What's this! -----------------------------------------

In the Smash Bros HQ. (or whatever you'd like to call the place)

Young Link (Y. L)*lounging on couch*: ARRRGH! So.. BORED!

Nana: You could always try battl-

Y. L: Been there done that.

Popo: Then you could-

Y. L: Done that.

Ness: How ab-

Y. L: That too.

Nana, Ness and Popo: Have you been listening to anything we said?!?

YL: Been there done-wha!?

Ness: You don't listen to anything we say don't you?

YL: Erm.. uh..

Popo: Never mind.

Ness: Well, all the Smashers older than 15 are away, and the Pokemon are at God-knows-where. Any suggestions on what to do?

YL: Act really bored?

Popo: Thank you for stating the obvious, Einstein. *whacks YL over the head with his mallet*

YL: Yaa! That friggin hurt! *chases Popo around the lobby with sword drawn*

Popo: AAA!!! Get him away! He's scary! *teary eyes*

Everyone except Popo: O_o;;

YL: Well Popo started it.

Popo: No I didn't!

YL: Yes you did!

Popo: NO!!

YL: YES!!

Popo: NO!!

YL: YES!!

Popo: NO!!

YL: YES!!

Popo: YES!!

YL: NO!!

Popo: YES!!

YL: NO!!

Popo: YES!!

YL: NO!!

Popo: YES!!

YL: NO!! And to prove it, I recorded this whole thing on video!! Ha! Now we'll really see who did it!

*everyone is watching video until the part where Popo says yes and YL says no*

*YL promptly rips out the video and burns it*

YL: You didn't see that.

~one second later~

YL: Hey! I have an idea! Let's go down to that basement where all the other Smashers say not to go!

Popo, Nana, and Ness: Aren't we NOT allowed to go there?

YL: So? If you don't come.. you're..a... chocolate sponge.

Everyone besides YL: O_o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

YL: So! Any volunteers?

Everyone besides YL:*inches away slowly towards the exit*

YL: Come on! It won't be THAT bad (I think).

Everyone except YL: Only if we get to lay the blame on you if we get caught.

YL: Fine, fine. (#&$^&#^)

~Five minutes later in the basement of Smash HQ~

Popo: Creepy.

Nana: Weird.

Ness: Chocolatey.

Everyone excluding Ness: O_o

YL: And I thought I was the one who was insane.

*YL walks over to a podium that says 'Sega'*

YL: Hello, what's this? It's a Dreamcast (whatever that is) and a few games.

Popo: Ooh ooh ooh! Let's play this! And this! And this! *holds up 400 games*

*Everyone except Popo sighs*

YL: Okay, since I got dibs on the first pla-

Everyone except YL: HEY!! Since when did the dibs start?!

YL: Right *counts to three* now.

~0.00000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds later.~

YL: First!

Ness: Second!

Nana: Third!

Popo: Grrrr.. fourth.

YL: Okay, I choose... this! *YL holds up a game called Project Justice*

YL: Looks fun. Now how do you put this thing in. *tries to cram it into various spaces* Nope that didn't work. *tries to open the cover with his hands* RRRGH! Open...already!

*Ness walks over and presses a button that says "Open."

YL: WAAUGH! *flies into a wall*

~Several minutes later~

YL: Okay! Got the CD in it's intact?!, now let's press the button that says "Power!"

*DC buzzes, shakes, and hums*

YL: This better be good..

YL: A menu saying Arcade, VS, Training, and other options. I think I'll choose Arcade. *YL presses buttons* *Everything begins to rumble*

Popo: What did you do, Young Link?

YL: Hey! It ain't my fault!

*Just as he says this, a portal opens up and sucks everyone in*
To be continued (hopefully)
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Author: So! How was that for my first fanfic? Review, and I'll probably get the next chapter up if I don't have too much schoolwork. (Darn curriculum.)