When SSB Meets Rival Schools: Chapter 2

Yay! I managed to finish the second chapter of this story! Thanks to ALL the reviewers (thanks Young Linkie =P) who had the patience to read this story.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own SSB or Rival Schools or anything for that matter. (I wish!)

*action* denotes actions.

(random things) denote thought.

~'s denote passage of time.

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Chapter 2: Can I Help You?

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Last time, a portal opened up and sucked Young Link, Ness, and the Ice Climbers in, apparently because of a REALLY messed up Dreamcast. While being transported to who-knows-where, they got split up. Do not ask me how.

Young Link and Ness

YL: Ooh... pain... huh? *looks around* This doesn't look like the basement. There's a bunch of students dressed in uniforms, some Japanese signs, and Ness lying unconscious, and... WHA?!? Japanese signs!? WHERE ARE WE??!?!?

*Students pause and look at the new arrivals. They continue their chattering.*

*YL remembers something*

YL: Yo, Ness, wake up. This ain't Onett.

Ness: *wakes up* Oh my aching head… All right, Young Link, fess up. HOW DID WE GET HERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

YL: Uh... I have no clue?

Ness: Answer or I use PK Thunder on myself.

YL: Eep! Uh... honestly! I don't have a...

~A minute later...~

Bilingual Clerk (who knows English): Well, who are you two boys?

Roasted YL: Well, we just happened to just... appear here.

Ness: Forest Kid (points at YL) did it. As for me, I have NO CLUE.

Clerk: Nice try, kiddies. You'll have to do better than that to stay in Taiyo HS.

~2 seconds later...~

YL: Real nice, Ness. Now we're kicked out of that place. They might have had food!

Ness: Oh be quiet. You were the one who started it.

YL: Did not!

Ness: Did too!

YL: Did not!

Ness: Did too!

YL: Did NOT!

Ness: Did TOO!

*At this point, Kyosuke and Batsu come in. Rival Schools fans, you better know who these people are.*

Kyosuke: All right, kiddies, break it up.

Batsu: We don't want to listen to you all day. SO SHUT UP!

*Ness and YL are continuing their little conversation*

K and B: *sigh*

Batsu: *pokes YL*

YL: Yow! Who did that?! *slashes at Batsu with a weak Helicopter Spin (up+B)*

Kyosuke: Umm… *shakes Ness*

Ness: Hey! Nobody does that to me! *roasts Kyosuke with PK Fire*

Kyosuke: My clothes! Grr... you'll pay for this freak kid! PAY!!!!

Batsu: Kids with sharp knives should not be trusted.

Ness: I'M NOT A FREAK!! *cries*

YL: HEY! My Kokiri Sword ain't a knife! So there!

Ness and YL: DIE!!!!

/cliffhanger ending

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Sorry this is a bit rushed. Come on people! REVIEW! R-E-V-E-…. Wait, is it spelled differently?

Oh yes, "Will Forest Kid and Psychic Freak win? Or will they get trampled by some of Taiyo's greatest? Find out… in the next episode/chapter/thingy! Dun-dun-dun…"