When SSB Meets Rival Schools: Chapter 2
Yay! I managed to finish the second chapter of this story! Thanks to ALL the reviewers (thanks Young Linkie =P) who had the patience to read this story.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own SSB or Rival Schools or anything for that matter. (I wish!)
*action* denotes actions.
(random things) denote thought.
~'s denote passage of time.
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Chapter 2: Can I Help You?
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Last time, a portal opened up and sucked Young Link, Ness, and the Ice Climbers in, apparently because of a REALLY messed up Dreamcast. While being transported to who-knows-where, they got split up. Do not ask me how.
Young Link and Ness
YL: Ooh... pain... huh? *looks around* This doesn't look like the basement. There's a bunch of students dressed in uniforms, some Japanese signs, and Ness lying unconscious, and... WHA?!? Japanese signs!? WHERE ARE WE??!?!?
*Students pause and look at the new arrivals. They continue their chattering.*
*YL remembers something*
YL: Yo, Ness, wake up. This ain't Onett.
Ness: *wakes up* Oh my aching head… All right, Young Link, fess up. HOW DID WE GET HERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
YL: Uh... I have no clue?
Ness: Answer or I use PK Thunder on myself.
YL: Eep! Uh... honestly! I don't have a...
~A minute later...~
Bilingual Clerk (who knows English): Well, who are you two boys?
Roasted YL: Well, we just happened to just... appear here.
Ness: Forest Kid (points at YL) did it. As for me, I have NO CLUE.
Clerk: Nice try, kiddies. You'll have to do better than that to stay in Taiyo HS.
~2 seconds later...~
YL: Real nice, Ness. Now we're kicked out of that place. They might have had food!
Ness: Oh be quiet. You were the one who started it.
YL: Did not!
Ness: Did too!
YL: Did not!
Ness: Did too!
YL: Did NOT!
Ness: Did TOO!
*At this point, Kyosuke and Batsu come in. Rival Schools fans, you better know who these people are.*
Kyosuke: All right, kiddies, break it up.
Batsu: We don't want to listen to you all day. SO SHUT UP!
*Ness and YL are continuing their little conversation*
K and B: *sigh*
Batsu: *pokes YL*
YL: Yow! Who did that?! *slashes at Batsu with a weak Helicopter Spin (up+B)*
Kyosuke: Umm… *shakes Ness*
Ness: Hey! Nobody does that to me! *roasts Kyosuke with PK Fire*
Kyosuke: My clothes! Grr... you'll pay for this freak kid! PAY!!!!
Batsu: Kids with sharp knives should not be trusted.
Ness: I'M NOT A FREAK!! *cries*
YL: HEY! My Kokiri Sword ain't a knife! So there!
Ness and YL: DIE!!!!
/cliffhanger ending
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Sorry this is a bit rushed. Come on people! REVIEW! R-E-V-E-…. Wait, is it spelled differently?
Oh yes, "Will Forest Kid and Psychic Freak win? Or will they get trampled by some of Taiyo's greatest? Find out… in the next episode/chapter/thingy! Dun-dun-dun…"
