Trunks: YAY! I get to say something first instead of GOTEN. {sticks tongue
out}
S-chan: Ohh. Are you jealous, little chibi? {thinking: his first word was Yay...^_^"}
Trunks: NO! And I am not little. {pouts}
Goten: 'm hungry.
S-chan/Trunks: {sweatdrops}
Trunks: What does that have to do with anything?
Goten: I dunno. {shrugs}
S-chan: To him it means everything.
Trunks: I'm hungry, too.
S-chan: Not you, too!
Trunks/Goten: 'm hungry. {starts circling S-chan and repeating it}
S-chan: What are you doing y-you little chibis!?!
Trunks/Goten: I dunno. {stops}
S-chan: What is with the "I dunnos?!" Do you know anything?!
Goten: No / Trunks: Yes
S-chan: {Buries head in hands}
Goten: {grins} Me, Trunks, an' Strawberrychan don't own DBZ, but I own Trunks!
Trunks/S-chan: No you don't.
Goten: Yes I do. See watch. Look at me stupidly, Trunks. See!
Trunks: I was already looking at you stupidly, Goten. { is still looking stupidly at him}
Goten: See my point?
S-chan: Um...Goten. Did you hit your head?
Goten: No. Why do you ask?
^_^
Chapter Two: Get Me Chocolates and I'll Let You Keep Your Life
{Author comments} = {}
^_^
She and He laughed as they munched on popcorn and sat on two HUGE dragons. A HUGE TV sat in front of them. Porunga and Shenlong were laughing as well. They were in the dragon universe. Otherwise known as the universe where the dragons lived.
"MWAHAHA! This is so funny!" He said.
She replied, "I know. Just look at them."
*munching on HUGE popcorn* Shenlong said, "Why did you do this anyway? I mean, they've saved the universe hundreds of times.
"Because I can, Shenlong. Because I can."
^_^
"Hey, do you feel Goku's or anyone's kis?" Krillen as Tien landed on Kami's lookout with Choatzo.
"No."
"Something wrong," Kami said. "I wonder what..."
^_^
"What are you two doing?"
"Ummm..?" ChiChi and Bulma turned around.
They saw an eight year old boy. He looked pretty cute. A frown was on his face, his blue eyes were trying to be cold and indifferent, but they only looked even cuter that way, he was about a centimeter taller than Bulma. He looked rather adorable. He wore baggy blue jeans with a dark blue sleeveless shirt. His ebony hair was short and to his ears. (Bulma & Chi are same height just to let u know)
"What's it to you," Bulma asked; he looked rather familiar.
"Nothin' at all. Just wonderin'. So who're you, anyway, and why are you in this part of school, huh?" he asked.
"Because we're LOST," ChiChi spoke. "Duh."
"Well how was I supposed to know?"
"Hey, SSSSEVENTEEN!! Wait!!!!!!!" a boy yelled, dragging out his s's.
Seventeen groaned and turned around as an eight year old boy came from the corner, running. He was rather...too big for his age, but not really THAT fat, but...still fat. His round belly was covered by a red shirt. He had on big, huge blue jeans that seemed to be slipping off of him with green underwear under. His black hair was two inches past his ear. He had eyes the color of his hair. To Bulma and Chi...he was U-G-L-Y, ugly!
"Who're you?" Bulma asked. I still amazed her how her voice had changed. It was so high-pitched! So was Chi's. "I'm Bulma and that's ChiChi."
"ChiChi?!" his large hand wiped off his nose from the bugger that hung near it.
Bulma and ChiChi's eyes went in horror and both chibis backed away a little.
"Bulma?" he sneezed, then breathed deeply and took out his inhaler. "Woah! *takes in inhaler then puts it away* you have lavender hair! Do you know what'ssss happened? We're kidssss again!"
Bulma and ChiChi took a step back again and narrowed their eyes.
"Who are you?! ANSWER THE F*CKING question!!!!" Bulma yelled.
ChiChi gasped, her eyes going wide. "You said a BAD word. Mommy always told me never to say BAD words!" another gasp from Chi.
Bulma rolled her eyes. ChiChi's attention went back to the fat kid. The fat kid, he was short and very pudgy and shorter than Chi and Bulma, stuck a finger up his nose, then unconsiously put it in his mouth. Bulma and ChiChi felt like crying just being around him. The next sound came him was....
A FART which last about a minute...then a large burp
"AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bulma screamed. She hated burping noises, farting, and some other rude stuff. So did ChiChi. They gagged and their eyes twitched.
"I'm ssssorry!" he apologized. "It jusssst came out."
"Yuck. Get away from ME," Seventeen moved the farthest away with a digusted look on his face.
"Sorry...oh, and I'm...Yamcha," he looked shameful. "Remember?"
"Yamcha?!?!?!?! Oh my gosh..." Bulma and ChiChi tried to sound sorry for him.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" but they couldn't hold their laughter in as they wiped the tears from their eyes. "Oh my HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is HAHAHAHAHAHAHA so HAHAHAHAHA horrible!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
^_^ {hehe}
Goten, Trunks, and Gohan carried their food and sat at a table near two other people. They didn't even look who it was; they just really wanted to eat. But...Goten's curiousness got the best of him. He took a quick glance up, then back down. He stopped, and stared at his food. Something wasn't right. Not at all. He looked back at the person on the left of him. He looked rather...hm...familiar?
"Hi, 'm Goten," Goten said, swallowing the last of his food and waited for an answer.
The boy his age looked at him. Woah, okay it was like seeing a mirror.
"Woah..." both chibis said.
Maybe it was a mirror. Goten put his right as the other put his mirror hand out. They both were doing the same thing.
"What's a mirror doing in the cafeteria?" the mirror boy spoke.
Wait...how can it be a mirror when the reflection is wearing different clothes and speaking?!
"Goten!" the "mirror" kid grinned at him. "Wow, how's it going?"
"Who're you?" Gohan asked, munching on his chicken leg.
"Gohan?" the kid looked at Gohan strangely.
"YOU'RE GOHAN! BUT THAT'S GOHAN!!!" pointing at his brother "Wait....WHO ELSE IS GOHAN?!?!?! WHAT'S GOING ON?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOHAN WHERE? EVERYWHERE!?!?!" Goten screamed.
No one even looked at him.
Trunks smacked him behind the head. "You, dope, he means...'Gohan?' like he was looking at your brother when he said that!! He was asking Gohan if he was Gohan."
"Oh," Goten put his hand behind his hand with a funny Son grin.
"Yeah, I'm Gohan," Gohan said, he licked his fingers from the chicken and pulled out a roll.
"Why are you eating chicken for breakfast?" a familiar voice came beside him, pecking him on the cheek.
KAMI, NOOO!!!!!
"Hey, silly," a giggle followed.
"Hello, FELICE," Goten grinned, so did Trunks.
Gohan buried his head in his arms, but that didn't stop him from eating.
"I'm Goku!" Goku announced. "And that's Vegeta. We turned little so now we're eight years old."
"Can I have a peice?" Trunks turned to chibi Vegeta.
Vegeta slowly looked up and glared, gritting his teeth. "What. Did. You. Say?"
"Can I have a peice?" Trunks repeated, a funny look on his face.
"GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY F*UCKING CANDY YOU KAMI DAMNED BRAT!!!" Vegeta yelled. "MMMYY CHOCOLATE!!!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta got up and backed Trunks up to the closest wall.
"So...GOOHAN. I luuuuv your outfit," she giggled.
Kami, why did girls GIGGLE so much?!
"Thanks," he said, trying to ignore her and eat. Where was Videl when you needed her? She would surely scare the girl off.
"Dad...?" Trunks laughed nervously as Vegeta picked him up by the collar.
"WHAT?" the word was short and loud.
"W-what are you doing?" Trunks asked, laughing nervously again.
Vegeta's was full of hate, but then it went blank. "I...don't know."
He dropped Trunks, as his son sweatdropped.
Vegeta went back to the table and sat down. He sighed happily, thinking about his chocolates. They were so yummy. He looked back at the table and saw they weren't there. Chibi Veggie frantically looked around and spotted them. He saw Goten eat the last one while talking to Goku. Goten's face and fingers were covered with them. Vegeta's eyes went wide. Goten licked the chocolate and then popped it into his mouth.
The chocolates were gone.
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~
Eighteen and Videl sat. Videl sat across to this kid that had his head buried in his hands. Videl thought he was pretty cute. Well...very cute even if she wouldn't admit it. Maybe one day they could get married and have kids. She was thinking too far ahead. Like THAT would ever happen. And that pink haired girl looked as if she was bugging him. Eighteen had began talking to Trunks, but they talked in whispers as if they didn't want her to hear. The nerve!
"So, who are you?" Videl asked, striking up a conversation.
He just groaned and shook his head. He didn't look too talkative at the moment.
"You're supposed to tell me your name!" Videl yelled at him.
He didn't say anything. He didn't even look up.
"Stay calm, Videl. Just introduce himself," she thought to herself, calming herself down.
"I'm Videl," she said through gritted teeth.
At the last word he jerked his head up.
"Videl?! I'm Gohan, remember?" he looked rather excited. "Finally! It's you. Are you all right? Why are we eight year olds again? ARE WE STILL MARRIED HERE?!"
Videl blinked. What the hell was he talking about?
She looked at him strangely. "What are you talking about? Are you a pshyco or something?"
Eighteen had eavesdropped. She quickly made an excuse and pulled him aside. Videl couldn't here any of it, but she knew they were talking about her. She frowned. They came back and Gohan looked even sadder. He put his head back into his arms and groaned. What was up with this kid?
"Gohan? Are you all right?" the pink-haired girl asked. She shook him gently.
"I'm fine, Felice. I'm..." he lifted his head up and grinned mischiefiously, "in fact. I'm great."
What was this all about? Talk about mood changes.
^_^
Bulma, Seventeen, and ChiChi came through the door. A fat kid tagged behind them sadly. The boys and girls looked at them {with the exception of Yamcha}. A strange cool looking kid came up to Bulma. He looked VERY familiar! And everyone seemed to think he was cool. Bulma could tell this. Seventeen, Yamcha and ChiChi didn't stop, but Bulma did to talk to this cool kid.
"Hey, I'm Piccolo," he smiled charmingly at her. Kami, he was so cool. "Who might you be?"
Bulma felt trapped in his spell. Wait...this was Piccolo for crying out loud, but he was so adorable as a kid! She stifled a giggle. He was the "cool kid." Actually, she would have expected Vegeta to be the cool kid, but Piccolo was just as close. And everyone seemed to like him. No one was calling him "the green boy" or anything.
"I'm Bulma," she said, holding back a child's sigh of admiration.
"Cool name. Wanna sit with me? I'll give you a tour around the school if you want," Piccolo smiled at her again.
"Well...I guess" she looked uncertain and felt that way.
She really wanted to see the other chibis. I mean, what if her DREAM {*cough*} was over soon? Oh who cares?! She just wanted to get to know Piccolo better.
"Come'n," he took her hand. "Let me get back to my story, anyway..."
Bulma couldn't keep her gaze off of Piccolo. It was like a spell.
^_^
"I'm ChiChi and this is Seventeen and this is..." ChiChi held back her laughter. "Yamcha."
Everyone blinked.
"Yamcha?" Trunks repeated.
"Yes," Yamcha said, grinning at being recognized. Okay...he wasn't recognized, but he thought he had. Who knew what was going through his brain.
His teeth had spinach caught between them as he smiled. When had he eaten spinach? The others took a step back. He hadn't seemed to notice.
"Goku, buddy!" Yamcha walked {*cough* more like pounded, shaking the room} to him.
"Hi!" Goku waved, taking a step back thuogh. Kami, people liked to step away from him.
Vegeta stopped pouting over his chocolates and raised an eyebrow. He wasn't hungry anymore anyway. He could live.....................RIGHT?!?!
"You. Are. Yamcha," Vegeta repeated slowly. He blinked. "HAHA! Oh my kami. Kami hates you and loves me! I'm taller than Kakarott AND I even think I'm stronger."
Vegeta actually probably was. Goku hadn't been as strong as Vegeta when he was eight. Goku had help getting the power he had achieved during his early years, but that hadn't been until he had met Bulma. Even though both could turn Super Saiyans Vegeta had been stronger this age because he had been training since he could walk. {HAHAHA! Go Veggie-chan}
"SSSShut up, Vegeta," Yamcha said. "It's not nicccce making fun of people."
"Am I nice?" Vegeta asked innocently. He rather enjoyed being a chibi...even without his chocolates right now.
Yamcha shook his head. "No."
"Now..." Vegeta looked at Yamcha. "If. you. are smart. then. can. you. hear. me,...loser?"
"Yes. Just speak without pausing."
"Oh. Kay. Now...." Vegeta started, his face serious. "DO. YOU. HAVE. ANY. CHOCOLATES?"
Everyone sweadropped.
"ANSWER ME DAMNIT! THIS IS BUSINESS! You get me chocolates, and I'll make you a deal," Vegeta said.
"What do I get?" Yamcha asked.
"NOTHING! HAHA!" Vegeta stopped laughing, then said seriously, "you just get to keep your precious life."
Woah, Vegeta sounded a little bit too serious. He probably was. Yamcha looked at Vegeta nervously.
"Okay...um...I'll get you chocolates," Yamcha backed away slowly then went out, but not before...
*big noise*
"Ew do you smell that? I think someone farted!" a girl's voice whispered to another.
"Are you sure? I thought it sounded more like an elephant going to the bathroom. Maybe...an elephant farted?" the other girl replied.
"Probably," the girl whispered back.
"The stupid elephant. This school really needs to get rid of it," the other girl whispered.
"Good. The weaklings gone. I just hope he doesn't fart on my chocolates..." Vegeta said aloud.
"Eighteen? Seventeen?" Goten asked, bewildered. "You look cool!"
Seventeen smirked. "Thanks, kid."
"Okay does anyone know anyone else here part of our "Z team?"" Gohan asked.
"My peice of cake! It's Z-licious!" Goku said, licking the icing off.
"What's a Z team?" Felice asked. "And Z-licious isn't a word!"
"It isn't?" Goku asked, befuddled. "Well...NOW it is! I declare it my word. MY WORD! NO ONE ELSES!!!"
Videl and ChiChi gave him a strange look. They turned to Gohan. They had no idea what "a Z team" was.
"They don't remember anything," Eighteen whispered to Gohan.
"Um...Videl, mo-I mean ChiChi? Don't you remember everyone? You know how we can fly, turn super saiyan, kick some alien butt, and fuse me and Trunks 'to one?" Goten asked.
The two looked at him if he was crazy. Trunks elbowed him in the stomach. "Whatdja do that for?" Goten muttered. "Shut up," Trunks whispered back.
"Er...uh. No," Videl replied, ChiChi replied something like that too.
"There was Bulma," Eighteen said. "But I think...Piccolo? dragged her to their group."
"Get them over here," Gohan said.
"I'm over here," Goku spoke up.
"WE KNOW," everyone said in unison.
^_^
Piccolo was so cool and sweet. He had many people around him. And Bulma couldn't help, but think about him. Bulma snapped out of her daze as Piccolo got her tail. Her eyes widened.
"Hey, Piccolo! Get off my tail," she demanded, gritting her teeth.
"Oh, 'm sorry," he apologized, letting go.
"That's okay," Bulma said, having feeling go back to her.
"Why do you have a tail?" Piccolo asked.
"Yeah. Why do you?" the other students around echoed.
"I think it's cool. In fact, I think you're cool," Piccolo added.
"Yeah. You're cool. Tails are cool. I wish I had one," the other students said enthusiastically, but not in unison.
"Who here is BULMA?! And PICCOLO?" a voice interrupted.
They turned to see three kids waiting for an answer. Bulma recognized one as Goten, another as Trunks, and the other was....Gohan? He looked so many years younger though! Awww he was so cute! Geesh, she thought everyone, except Yamcha, was cute as a chibi!
"I'm Bulma!" Bulma chirped happily.
"Piccolo, right here," the cool kid said.
"Come on with us," Trunks said.
"THEY'RE SO CUTE!" a girl squealed, getting up and throwing herself at Trunks.
Trunks fell over and the girl pinned him down. He paled as other girls tackled him. Several girls tackled Gohan and Goten, too. They were all getting the same amount of attention which was TOO MUCH. Were they THAT cute?! For Kami's sake couldn't the girls just leave them alone? All they wanted to see was themselves alive again!
Trunks got out of the pile and sighed with relief. Goten and Gohan did the same. Bulma, being the incredibly smart one, threw the trio under the table and got the girls' attention.
"There they go!" Bulma yelled, pointing outside the cafeteria.
"Oh Kami! Let's go after them. I think that boy's name is Gohan. He's so cute!!!" a girl yelled, zooming away.
"I LOVE YOU TRUNKS!" one shouted.
"COME BACK TO ME GOTEN!!!" another shouted.
As soon as they left everyone sighed in relief.
"How'd they know our names?" Goten asked, scratching his head.
"I dunno," Trunks shrugged.
^_^
Vegeta sat down, drumming his fingers onto the table. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,...." he thought. His eyes darted around and sweat formed on his forehead. The tick tocks of a nearby clocked filled his ears. *tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock* the sound filled his ears. Hie breathing became heavier. He felt as if he was going insane. Was it suddenly getting hot or was it just him?
"Are you okay?" ChiChi asked, shaking him lightly on the arm.
Vegeta's breathing only became heavier and tiring.
"Are. you. okay?" she repeated slower.
"Does. It. LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY?!" he yelled, his eyes looking very panicky.
"Hey. Don't yell at my ChiChi like that," Goku said, putting his arms around her as he came up behind her.
"What do you think you're doing?!?!" ChiChi screeched in her "husband's" ears.
"I was only trying to help.." Goku frowned.
ChiChi didn't remember. The thought saddened him.
"Fine." she humphed.
Goku stuck out his bottom lip. "I'm sorry."
Suddenly Goku and ChiChi got caught in each others eyes. It looked as if ChiChi had just recognized his cute, furry tail. His adorable spiky hair. And his cute, grin that made him look so CUTE! Their faces moved closer...and closer...and closer. Goku leaned to capture ChiChi's lips...
"WE CAME BACK WITH BULMA AND PICCOLO!" Goten shouted to everyone.
Goku snapped out os his daydream. ChiChi was talking to Videl somewhere else, and Vegeta looked as if he was going to die. And he kept mumbling something about chocolates. But suddenly Vegeta looked back in focus. As if nothing was wrong. Instead, his posessiveness turned toward Bulma.
Vegeta watched Bulma. She looked so cute. Her lavender hair which was not blue. Wasn't it usually blue, but lavender looked really good on her...her capsule corporation jacket that looked like the one Mirai Trunks had worn...her soft, beautiful blue eyes...her cute outfit...
"Do you guys remember?" Goku asked.
"Remember what?" Bulma asked.
"About flying and energy blasts and ki and super saiyans? We've all turned chibis and Videl and ChiChi don't remember. Do you guys?" Gohan replied, standing next to his father.
"Are you crazy?" Piccolo asked.
"If I say yes then they'll be happy I remembered. If I say no everything'll be more interesting to me," Bulma pondered. Her eyes sparkled. She was the troublemaker.
"No," Bulma lied. "Who are you, anyway?"
"I'm Goku," Goku introuduced.
"And I'm Vegeta," Vegeta said. "Remember?"
"No, but...why are you wearing pajamas?" Bulma asked.
"Pajamas?" Vegeta looked down and paled.
Bulma started laughing. "How cute!"
The outfit was horrible to Vegeta. It was red and pink. There were hearts, bunnies, hearts, bunnies, hearts, bunnies, and HEARTS!! His socks were blue with ducks on them. And his hair was rather messy from not brushing it, but he looked so adorable and cute! Goku was wearing pajamas, too. They had just noticed! Goku's was blue with ducks on them. They weren't as bad as Vegeta's, but...DUCKS?!
"So?" that was all Vegeta could come up with. Bulma wished she had a camera.
"Bulma. Do you know what anyone is talkin' 'bout?" Piccolo asked, the countenance on him looked so confused.
"No, but let's hang around them," Bulma said. "They're rather...hmm...nice."
"Okay. So, what's up?" he smiled charminly at her.
"Just you," Bulma giggled.
Bulma smirked, a plan forming in her mind. She pecked Piccolo on the cheek. Piccolo gulped, then smiled again. He grinned and pecked her on the cheek, too.
"Will you be my girlfriend?" Piccolo asked, sort of nervous. Bulma took a glance at Vegeta then back. She grinned, twirling her hair with her finger.
"I'd love to," she giggled.
The look on Vegeta's face was priceless.
^_^
An: Still the first day! Do you like it? Hate it? Love it? PLEASE REVIEW! Any suggestions? Ideas? Comments?
Next episode: Class!
^_^
Goten: What's the next chapter about?
Trunks: {mutters something about not having the first word}
S-chan: You'll see.
Trunks: I know. I know!
Goten: What!?
Trunks: Well, first of all-
S-chan: {covers Trunks' mouth} TRUNKS! NO NO NO!
Goten: Why why why?
S-chan: If you say a word then I'll fire you from ending the chaps!
Trunks/Goten: Nu uh!
S-chan: Yes huh
Trunks: But I'm the cool character that ends the chapters...along with that GEEK Goten.
Goten: I'm not a geek!
Trunks: I was just joking. You're cool, too. Just not as cool.
Goten: Ohhh. I knew that. Wait...I am so cooler!
Trunks: Anyway, next chapter there's going to be class.
Goten: Finally! The cafeteria thing has been going on and on!
S-chan: I told you not to say anything!
Trunks: Okay. I promise {crosses fingers behind back} that I won't say anymore ever again about this.
Goten: Pleaes revieeeewww!!!!
Trunks: Yeah, about me!
Goten: ME because I'm the funnest!
Trunks: Funnest isn't a word!
Goten: Is too! And so is bestest!
S-chan: Not this again!! {runs away screaming}
Goten: Is not!
Trunks: IS SO!
Goten: NOT!
Trunks: IS SO!
Goten: Hey...where's S-chan go?
Trunks: I don't know. We're all alone. We control the fic now!
Goten/Trunks: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
S-chan: {voice echoes all around} NO You don't!!!!
Goten: awww. I can't even see her!
Trunks: Let's go. Oh, don't forget to send in any suggestions, ideas, or comments.
Goten: The author seems to like them!
Trunks: Yeah!
Goten: Well now it's time to go...
Trunks: Time to end the show!
Goten: Let's sing our ending song!
Trunks: I hope it's not too long.........Wait, Goten. WHAT SONG?!
(S-chan: The song ong is from a puppet named Lamb Chops or something, I think, on this show. It's a lamb on a show that's a puppet and it usually sings the song at the end. I do not own the song.)
Goten: {takes a deep breath and sings} It's just the song that never ends! It just goes on and on, my friend! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it over just because IT'S JUST THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! ITS JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND SOME PEOPLE-
Trunks: SSSSTTTTOPPPP!!! Not that song!
Goten: {laughs and repeats song over and over and over}
Trunks: -the song that never ends...NOOOO! Not me! Let's go!
Goten: {getting dragged by Trunks out of there, but keeps singing} THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRRRIIIIIIEEEEEENNNNNNDDDDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!
S-chan: Ohh. Are you jealous, little chibi? {thinking: his first word was Yay...^_^"}
Trunks: NO! And I am not little. {pouts}
Goten: 'm hungry.
S-chan/Trunks: {sweatdrops}
Trunks: What does that have to do with anything?
Goten: I dunno. {shrugs}
S-chan: To him it means everything.
Trunks: I'm hungry, too.
S-chan: Not you, too!
Trunks/Goten: 'm hungry. {starts circling S-chan and repeating it}
S-chan: What are you doing y-you little chibis!?!
Trunks/Goten: I dunno. {stops}
S-chan: What is with the "I dunnos?!" Do you know anything?!
Goten: No / Trunks: Yes
S-chan: {Buries head in hands}
Goten: {grins} Me, Trunks, an' Strawberrychan don't own DBZ, but I own Trunks!
Trunks/S-chan: No you don't.
Goten: Yes I do. See watch. Look at me stupidly, Trunks. See!
Trunks: I was already looking at you stupidly, Goten. { is still looking stupidly at him}
Goten: See my point?
S-chan: Um...Goten. Did you hit your head?
Goten: No. Why do you ask?
^_^
Chapter Two: Get Me Chocolates and I'll Let You Keep Your Life
{Author comments} = {}
^_^
She and He laughed as they munched on popcorn and sat on two HUGE dragons. A HUGE TV sat in front of them. Porunga and Shenlong were laughing as well. They were in the dragon universe. Otherwise known as the universe where the dragons lived.
"MWAHAHA! This is so funny!" He said.
She replied, "I know. Just look at them."
*munching on HUGE popcorn* Shenlong said, "Why did you do this anyway? I mean, they've saved the universe hundreds of times.
"Because I can, Shenlong. Because I can."
^_^
"Hey, do you feel Goku's or anyone's kis?" Krillen as Tien landed on Kami's lookout with Choatzo.
"No."
"Something wrong," Kami said. "I wonder what..."
^_^
"What are you two doing?"
"Ummm..?" ChiChi and Bulma turned around.
They saw an eight year old boy. He looked pretty cute. A frown was on his face, his blue eyes were trying to be cold and indifferent, but they only looked even cuter that way, he was about a centimeter taller than Bulma. He looked rather adorable. He wore baggy blue jeans with a dark blue sleeveless shirt. His ebony hair was short and to his ears. (Bulma & Chi are same height just to let u know)
"What's it to you," Bulma asked; he looked rather familiar.
"Nothin' at all. Just wonderin'. So who're you, anyway, and why are you in this part of school, huh?" he asked.
"Because we're LOST," ChiChi spoke. "Duh."
"Well how was I supposed to know?"
"Hey, SSSSEVENTEEN!! Wait!!!!!!!" a boy yelled, dragging out his s's.
Seventeen groaned and turned around as an eight year old boy came from the corner, running. He was rather...too big for his age, but not really THAT fat, but...still fat. His round belly was covered by a red shirt. He had on big, huge blue jeans that seemed to be slipping off of him with green underwear under. His black hair was two inches past his ear. He had eyes the color of his hair. To Bulma and Chi...he was U-G-L-Y, ugly!
"Who're you?" Bulma asked. I still amazed her how her voice had changed. It was so high-pitched! So was Chi's. "I'm Bulma and that's ChiChi."
"ChiChi?!" his large hand wiped off his nose from the bugger that hung near it.
Bulma and ChiChi's eyes went in horror and both chibis backed away a little.
"Bulma?" he sneezed, then breathed deeply and took out his inhaler. "Woah! *takes in inhaler then puts it away* you have lavender hair! Do you know what'ssss happened? We're kidssss again!"
Bulma and ChiChi took a step back again and narrowed their eyes.
"Who are you?! ANSWER THE F*CKING question!!!!" Bulma yelled.
ChiChi gasped, her eyes going wide. "You said a BAD word. Mommy always told me never to say BAD words!" another gasp from Chi.
Bulma rolled her eyes. ChiChi's attention went back to the fat kid. The fat kid, he was short and very pudgy and shorter than Chi and Bulma, stuck a finger up his nose, then unconsiously put it in his mouth. Bulma and ChiChi felt like crying just being around him. The next sound came him was....
A FART which last about a minute...then a large burp
"AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bulma screamed. She hated burping noises, farting, and some other rude stuff. So did ChiChi. They gagged and their eyes twitched.
"I'm ssssorry!" he apologized. "It jusssst came out."
"Yuck. Get away from ME," Seventeen moved the farthest away with a digusted look on his face.
"Sorry...oh, and I'm...Yamcha," he looked shameful. "Remember?"
"Yamcha?!?!?!?! Oh my gosh..." Bulma and ChiChi tried to sound sorry for him.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" but they couldn't hold their laughter in as they wiped the tears from their eyes. "Oh my HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is HAHAHAHAHAHAHA so HAHAHAHAHA horrible!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
^_^ {hehe}
Goten, Trunks, and Gohan carried their food and sat at a table near two other people. They didn't even look who it was; they just really wanted to eat. But...Goten's curiousness got the best of him. He took a quick glance up, then back down. He stopped, and stared at his food. Something wasn't right. Not at all. He looked back at the person on the left of him. He looked rather...hm...familiar?
"Hi, 'm Goten," Goten said, swallowing the last of his food and waited for an answer.
The boy his age looked at him. Woah, okay it was like seeing a mirror.
"Woah..." both chibis said.
Maybe it was a mirror. Goten put his right as the other put his mirror hand out. They both were doing the same thing.
"What's a mirror doing in the cafeteria?" the mirror boy spoke.
Wait...how can it be a mirror when the reflection is wearing different clothes and speaking?!
"Goten!" the "mirror" kid grinned at him. "Wow, how's it going?"
"Who're you?" Gohan asked, munching on his chicken leg.
"Gohan?" the kid looked at Gohan strangely.
"YOU'RE GOHAN! BUT THAT'S GOHAN!!!" pointing at his brother "Wait....WHO ELSE IS GOHAN?!?!?! WHAT'S GOING ON?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOHAN WHERE? EVERYWHERE!?!?!" Goten screamed.
No one even looked at him.
Trunks smacked him behind the head. "You, dope, he means...'Gohan?' like he was looking at your brother when he said that!! He was asking Gohan if he was Gohan."
"Oh," Goten put his hand behind his hand with a funny Son grin.
"Yeah, I'm Gohan," Gohan said, he licked his fingers from the chicken and pulled out a roll.
"Why are you eating chicken for breakfast?" a familiar voice came beside him, pecking him on the cheek.
KAMI, NOOO!!!!!
"Hey, silly," a giggle followed.
"Hello, FELICE," Goten grinned, so did Trunks.
Gohan buried his head in his arms, but that didn't stop him from eating.
"I'm Goku!" Goku announced. "And that's Vegeta. We turned little so now we're eight years old."
"Can I have a peice?" Trunks turned to chibi Vegeta.
Vegeta slowly looked up and glared, gritting his teeth. "What. Did. You. Say?"
"Can I have a peice?" Trunks repeated, a funny look on his face.
"GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY F*UCKING CANDY YOU KAMI DAMNED BRAT!!!" Vegeta yelled. "MMMYY CHOCOLATE!!!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta got up and backed Trunks up to the closest wall.
"So...GOOHAN. I luuuuv your outfit," she giggled.
Kami, why did girls GIGGLE so much?!
"Thanks," he said, trying to ignore her and eat. Where was Videl when you needed her? She would surely scare the girl off.
"Dad...?" Trunks laughed nervously as Vegeta picked him up by the collar.
"WHAT?" the word was short and loud.
"W-what are you doing?" Trunks asked, laughing nervously again.
Vegeta's was full of hate, but then it went blank. "I...don't know."
He dropped Trunks, as his son sweatdropped.
Vegeta went back to the table and sat down. He sighed happily, thinking about his chocolates. They were so yummy. He looked back at the table and saw they weren't there. Chibi Veggie frantically looked around and spotted them. He saw Goten eat the last one while talking to Goku. Goten's face and fingers were covered with them. Vegeta's eyes went wide. Goten licked the chocolate and then popped it into his mouth.
The chocolates were gone.
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~
Eighteen and Videl sat. Videl sat across to this kid that had his head buried in his hands. Videl thought he was pretty cute. Well...very cute even if she wouldn't admit it. Maybe one day they could get married and have kids. She was thinking too far ahead. Like THAT would ever happen. And that pink haired girl looked as if she was bugging him. Eighteen had began talking to Trunks, but they talked in whispers as if they didn't want her to hear. The nerve!
"So, who are you?" Videl asked, striking up a conversation.
He just groaned and shook his head. He didn't look too talkative at the moment.
"You're supposed to tell me your name!" Videl yelled at him.
He didn't say anything. He didn't even look up.
"Stay calm, Videl. Just introduce himself," she thought to herself, calming herself down.
"I'm Videl," she said through gritted teeth.
At the last word he jerked his head up.
"Videl?! I'm Gohan, remember?" he looked rather excited. "Finally! It's you. Are you all right? Why are we eight year olds again? ARE WE STILL MARRIED HERE?!"
Videl blinked. What the hell was he talking about?
She looked at him strangely. "What are you talking about? Are you a pshyco or something?"
Eighteen had eavesdropped. She quickly made an excuse and pulled him aside. Videl couldn't here any of it, but she knew they were talking about her. She frowned. They came back and Gohan looked even sadder. He put his head back into his arms and groaned. What was up with this kid?
"Gohan? Are you all right?" the pink-haired girl asked. She shook him gently.
"I'm fine, Felice. I'm..." he lifted his head up and grinned mischiefiously, "in fact. I'm great."
What was this all about? Talk about mood changes.
^_^
Bulma, Seventeen, and ChiChi came through the door. A fat kid tagged behind them sadly. The boys and girls looked at them {with the exception of Yamcha}. A strange cool looking kid came up to Bulma. He looked VERY familiar! And everyone seemed to think he was cool. Bulma could tell this. Seventeen, Yamcha and ChiChi didn't stop, but Bulma did to talk to this cool kid.
"Hey, I'm Piccolo," he smiled charmingly at her. Kami, he was so cool. "Who might you be?"
Bulma felt trapped in his spell. Wait...this was Piccolo for crying out loud, but he was so adorable as a kid! She stifled a giggle. He was the "cool kid." Actually, she would have expected Vegeta to be the cool kid, but Piccolo was just as close. And everyone seemed to like him. No one was calling him "the green boy" or anything.
"I'm Bulma," she said, holding back a child's sigh of admiration.
"Cool name. Wanna sit with me? I'll give you a tour around the school if you want," Piccolo smiled at her again.
"Well...I guess" she looked uncertain and felt that way.
She really wanted to see the other chibis. I mean, what if her DREAM {*cough*} was over soon? Oh who cares?! She just wanted to get to know Piccolo better.
"Come'n," he took her hand. "Let me get back to my story, anyway..."
Bulma couldn't keep her gaze off of Piccolo. It was like a spell.
^_^
"I'm ChiChi and this is Seventeen and this is..." ChiChi held back her laughter. "Yamcha."
Everyone blinked.
"Yamcha?" Trunks repeated.
"Yes," Yamcha said, grinning at being recognized. Okay...he wasn't recognized, but he thought he had. Who knew what was going through his brain.
His teeth had spinach caught between them as he smiled. When had he eaten spinach? The others took a step back. He hadn't seemed to notice.
"Goku, buddy!" Yamcha walked {*cough* more like pounded, shaking the room} to him.
"Hi!" Goku waved, taking a step back thuogh. Kami, people liked to step away from him.
Vegeta stopped pouting over his chocolates and raised an eyebrow. He wasn't hungry anymore anyway. He could live.....................RIGHT?!?!
"You. Are. Yamcha," Vegeta repeated slowly. He blinked. "HAHA! Oh my kami. Kami hates you and loves me! I'm taller than Kakarott AND I even think I'm stronger."
Vegeta actually probably was. Goku hadn't been as strong as Vegeta when he was eight. Goku had help getting the power he had achieved during his early years, but that hadn't been until he had met Bulma. Even though both could turn Super Saiyans Vegeta had been stronger this age because he had been training since he could walk. {HAHAHA! Go Veggie-chan}
"SSSShut up, Vegeta," Yamcha said. "It's not nicccce making fun of people."
"Am I nice?" Vegeta asked innocently. He rather enjoyed being a chibi...even without his chocolates right now.
Yamcha shook his head. "No."
"Now..." Vegeta looked at Yamcha. "If. you. are smart. then. can. you. hear. me,...loser?"
"Yes. Just speak without pausing."
"Oh. Kay. Now...." Vegeta started, his face serious. "DO. YOU. HAVE. ANY. CHOCOLATES?"
Everyone sweadropped.
"ANSWER ME DAMNIT! THIS IS BUSINESS! You get me chocolates, and I'll make you a deal," Vegeta said.
"What do I get?" Yamcha asked.
"NOTHING! HAHA!" Vegeta stopped laughing, then said seriously, "you just get to keep your precious life."
Woah, Vegeta sounded a little bit too serious. He probably was. Yamcha looked at Vegeta nervously.
"Okay...um...I'll get you chocolates," Yamcha backed away slowly then went out, but not before...
*big noise*
"Ew do you smell that? I think someone farted!" a girl's voice whispered to another.
"Are you sure? I thought it sounded more like an elephant going to the bathroom. Maybe...an elephant farted?" the other girl replied.
"Probably," the girl whispered back.
"The stupid elephant. This school really needs to get rid of it," the other girl whispered.
"Good. The weaklings gone. I just hope he doesn't fart on my chocolates..." Vegeta said aloud.
"Eighteen? Seventeen?" Goten asked, bewildered. "You look cool!"
Seventeen smirked. "Thanks, kid."
"Okay does anyone know anyone else here part of our "Z team?"" Gohan asked.
"My peice of cake! It's Z-licious!" Goku said, licking the icing off.
"What's a Z team?" Felice asked. "And Z-licious isn't a word!"
"It isn't?" Goku asked, befuddled. "Well...NOW it is! I declare it my word. MY WORD! NO ONE ELSES!!!"
Videl and ChiChi gave him a strange look. They turned to Gohan. They had no idea what "a Z team" was.
"They don't remember anything," Eighteen whispered to Gohan.
"Um...Videl, mo-I mean ChiChi? Don't you remember everyone? You know how we can fly, turn super saiyan, kick some alien butt, and fuse me and Trunks 'to one?" Goten asked.
The two looked at him if he was crazy. Trunks elbowed him in the stomach. "Whatdja do that for?" Goten muttered. "Shut up," Trunks whispered back.
"Er...uh. No," Videl replied, ChiChi replied something like that too.
"There was Bulma," Eighteen said. "But I think...Piccolo? dragged her to their group."
"Get them over here," Gohan said.
"I'm over here," Goku spoke up.
"WE KNOW," everyone said in unison.
^_^
Piccolo was so cool and sweet. He had many people around him. And Bulma couldn't help, but think about him. Bulma snapped out of her daze as Piccolo got her tail. Her eyes widened.
"Hey, Piccolo! Get off my tail," she demanded, gritting her teeth.
"Oh, 'm sorry," he apologized, letting go.
"That's okay," Bulma said, having feeling go back to her.
"Why do you have a tail?" Piccolo asked.
"Yeah. Why do you?" the other students around echoed.
"I think it's cool. In fact, I think you're cool," Piccolo added.
"Yeah. You're cool. Tails are cool. I wish I had one," the other students said enthusiastically, but not in unison.
"Who here is BULMA?! And PICCOLO?" a voice interrupted.
They turned to see three kids waiting for an answer. Bulma recognized one as Goten, another as Trunks, and the other was....Gohan? He looked so many years younger though! Awww he was so cute! Geesh, she thought everyone, except Yamcha, was cute as a chibi!
"I'm Bulma!" Bulma chirped happily.
"Piccolo, right here," the cool kid said.
"Come on with us," Trunks said.
"THEY'RE SO CUTE!" a girl squealed, getting up and throwing herself at Trunks.
Trunks fell over and the girl pinned him down. He paled as other girls tackled him. Several girls tackled Gohan and Goten, too. They were all getting the same amount of attention which was TOO MUCH. Were they THAT cute?! For Kami's sake couldn't the girls just leave them alone? All they wanted to see was themselves alive again!
Trunks got out of the pile and sighed with relief. Goten and Gohan did the same. Bulma, being the incredibly smart one, threw the trio under the table and got the girls' attention.
"There they go!" Bulma yelled, pointing outside the cafeteria.
"Oh Kami! Let's go after them. I think that boy's name is Gohan. He's so cute!!!" a girl yelled, zooming away.
"I LOVE YOU TRUNKS!" one shouted.
"COME BACK TO ME GOTEN!!!" another shouted.
As soon as they left everyone sighed in relief.
"How'd they know our names?" Goten asked, scratching his head.
"I dunno," Trunks shrugged.
^_^
Vegeta sat down, drumming his fingers onto the table. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,...." he thought. His eyes darted around and sweat formed on his forehead. The tick tocks of a nearby clocked filled his ears. *tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock* the sound filled his ears. Hie breathing became heavier. He felt as if he was going insane. Was it suddenly getting hot or was it just him?
"Are you okay?" ChiChi asked, shaking him lightly on the arm.
Vegeta's breathing only became heavier and tiring.
"Are. you. okay?" she repeated slower.
"Does. It. LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY?!" he yelled, his eyes looking very panicky.
"Hey. Don't yell at my ChiChi like that," Goku said, putting his arms around her as he came up behind her.
"What do you think you're doing?!?!" ChiChi screeched in her "husband's" ears.
"I was only trying to help.." Goku frowned.
ChiChi didn't remember. The thought saddened him.
"Fine." she humphed.
Goku stuck out his bottom lip. "I'm sorry."
Suddenly Goku and ChiChi got caught in each others eyes. It looked as if ChiChi had just recognized his cute, furry tail. His adorable spiky hair. And his cute, grin that made him look so CUTE! Their faces moved closer...and closer...and closer. Goku leaned to capture ChiChi's lips...
"WE CAME BACK WITH BULMA AND PICCOLO!" Goten shouted to everyone.
Goku snapped out os his daydream. ChiChi was talking to Videl somewhere else, and Vegeta looked as if he was going to die. And he kept mumbling something about chocolates. But suddenly Vegeta looked back in focus. As if nothing was wrong. Instead, his posessiveness turned toward Bulma.
Vegeta watched Bulma. She looked so cute. Her lavender hair which was not blue. Wasn't it usually blue, but lavender looked really good on her...her capsule corporation jacket that looked like the one Mirai Trunks had worn...her soft, beautiful blue eyes...her cute outfit...
"Do you guys remember?" Goku asked.
"Remember what?" Bulma asked.
"About flying and energy blasts and ki and super saiyans? We've all turned chibis and Videl and ChiChi don't remember. Do you guys?" Gohan replied, standing next to his father.
"Are you crazy?" Piccolo asked.
"If I say yes then they'll be happy I remembered. If I say no everything'll be more interesting to me," Bulma pondered. Her eyes sparkled. She was the troublemaker.
"No," Bulma lied. "Who are you, anyway?"
"I'm Goku," Goku introuduced.
"And I'm Vegeta," Vegeta said. "Remember?"
"No, but...why are you wearing pajamas?" Bulma asked.
"Pajamas?" Vegeta looked down and paled.
Bulma started laughing. "How cute!"
The outfit was horrible to Vegeta. It was red and pink. There were hearts, bunnies, hearts, bunnies, hearts, bunnies, and HEARTS!! His socks were blue with ducks on them. And his hair was rather messy from not brushing it, but he looked so adorable and cute! Goku was wearing pajamas, too. They had just noticed! Goku's was blue with ducks on them. They weren't as bad as Vegeta's, but...DUCKS?!
"So?" that was all Vegeta could come up with. Bulma wished she had a camera.
"Bulma. Do you know what anyone is talkin' 'bout?" Piccolo asked, the countenance on him looked so confused.
"No, but let's hang around them," Bulma said. "They're rather...hmm...nice."
"Okay. So, what's up?" he smiled charminly at her.
"Just you," Bulma giggled.
Bulma smirked, a plan forming in her mind. She pecked Piccolo on the cheek. Piccolo gulped, then smiled again. He grinned and pecked her on the cheek, too.
"Will you be my girlfriend?" Piccolo asked, sort of nervous. Bulma took a glance at Vegeta then back. She grinned, twirling her hair with her finger.
"I'd love to," she giggled.
The look on Vegeta's face was priceless.
^_^
An: Still the first day! Do you like it? Hate it? Love it? PLEASE REVIEW! Any suggestions? Ideas? Comments?
Next episode: Class!
^_^
Goten: What's the next chapter about?
Trunks: {mutters something about not having the first word}
S-chan: You'll see.
Trunks: I know. I know!
Goten: What!?
Trunks: Well, first of all-
S-chan: {covers Trunks' mouth} TRUNKS! NO NO NO!
Goten: Why why why?
S-chan: If you say a word then I'll fire you from ending the chaps!
Trunks/Goten: Nu uh!
S-chan: Yes huh
Trunks: But I'm the cool character that ends the chapters...along with that GEEK Goten.
Goten: I'm not a geek!
Trunks: I was just joking. You're cool, too. Just not as cool.
Goten: Ohhh. I knew that. Wait...I am so cooler!
Trunks: Anyway, next chapter there's going to be class.
Goten: Finally! The cafeteria thing has been going on and on!
S-chan: I told you not to say anything!
Trunks: Okay. I promise {crosses fingers behind back} that I won't say anymore ever again about this.
Goten: Pleaes revieeeewww!!!!
Trunks: Yeah, about me!
Goten: ME because I'm the funnest!
Trunks: Funnest isn't a word!
Goten: Is too! And so is bestest!
S-chan: Not this again!! {runs away screaming}
Goten: Is not!
Trunks: IS SO!
Goten: NOT!
Trunks: IS SO!
Goten: Hey...where's S-chan go?
Trunks: I don't know. We're all alone. We control the fic now!
Goten/Trunks: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
S-chan: {voice echoes all around} NO You don't!!!!
Goten: awww. I can't even see her!
Trunks: Let's go. Oh, don't forget to send in any suggestions, ideas, or comments.
Goten: The author seems to like them!
Trunks: Yeah!
Goten: Well now it's time to go...
Trunks: Time to end the show!
Goten: Let's sing our ending song!
Trunks: I hope it's not too long.........Wait, Goten. WHAT SONG?!
(S-chan: The song ong is from a puppet named Lamb Chops or something, I think, on this show. It's a lamb on a show that's a puppet and it usually sings the song at the end. I do not own the song.)
Goten: {takes a deep breath and sings} It's just the song that never ends! It just goes on and on, my friend! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it over just because IT'S JUST THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! ITS JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND SOME PEOPLE-
Trunks: SSSSTTTTOPPPP!!! Not that song!
Goten: {laughs and repeats song over and over and over}
Trunks: -the song that never ends...NOOOO! Not me! Let's go!
Goten: {getting dragged by Trunks out of there, but keeps singing} THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRRRIIIIIIEEEEEENNNNNNDDDDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!
