ChibiVegeta: How come you're making me do this?
S-chan: Stop your whining! Trunks and Goten were, um, just hanging around {smirks} somewhere.
Vegeta: So you get me?! Why not Kakarott?
S-chan: {pinches his cheek} because you're so much cuter!
Vegeta: I am so NOT cute!
S-chan: Yes
Vegeta: No
S-chan: Yeeeees
Vegeta: N-yes, and that is final! - NOO! You Kami d*mned girl! You MADE me say that.
S-chan: I am the author. I HAVE THE POWER!
Vegeta: {sweatdrops, then scowls} You do not!
S-chan: I can make you say something you don't want to!
Vegeta: Like what?
S-chan: THIS!!! FEEL ME WRATH! BLAKA! {def. of blaka: the key word for changing annoying people in my fic}
Vegeta: {now wearing a dress and dancing} I'm a ppprreeetttty girl! I used to be an ugly boy, but not I'm a pretty gggiiiirrrlll!!!!! I love you S- chan! You made me a girl! I love you everyone! I love you so much! And I love you Barney! {blows kisses}
S-chan: Ok now BLAKA!
Vegeta: {is turned back and is pale} That was the worst experience of my life.
S-chan: SAY IT ALREADY!
Vegeta: {muttering} fine you baka. {speaks up now} S-chan doesn't own DBZ. Because if she did the whole show would be horrible.
S-chan: Did you just insult me?! BLAKA!!
^_^
Chibi Episode 3: How to Play Tag in Mr. Frieza's class!
^_^
Last Time...
"Okay. So, what's up?" he smiled charmingly at her.
"Just you," Bulma giggled.
Bulma smirked, a plan forming in her mind. She pecked Piccolo on the cheek. Piccolo gulped, then smiled again. He grinned and pecked her on the cheek, too.
"Will you be my girlfriend?" Piccolo asked, sort of nervous. Bulma took a glance at Vegeta then back. She grinned, twirling her hair with her finger.
"I'd love to," she giggled.
The look on Vegeta's face was priceless.
^_^
Vegeta couldn't say anything else. He blinked. Then again. His lover...his sweet mate was attracted to that NAMEK! Ugh! How was that namek better than the PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS?! Why couldn't she have said no then kissed Vegeta on the cheek? First HIS CHOCOLATES and now his WIFE?! The world was slowly turning against him. {Don't worry, Veggie! Dear Yamcha can help you}
"Vegeta, Vegeta!"
"What, weakling?" Vegeta asked in digust.
"I got you ssssome chocs!" Yamcha shoved the bag in his arms then ran out.
"CHOCOLATES! NOT CHOCS!" Vegeta yelled at Yamcha as he ran out.
Who in the word would say chocolate as CHOCS?! And HIS chocolates. These were all he had left. The only thing in the world he had left. Vegea tucked them to his chest and began munching on them. He felt a ramnant of his sanity come back. Or was that insanity?
"Hey, can I have some?" Trunks asked.
Chibi Vegeta snarled at his son. "What. Did. You. Say?"
Was this de'ja vu?
"Nevermind!" Trunks said quickly.
Apparently he had learned.
"LLLLIIIIISSSSSTTTTTEEEEEEEENNNN UUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!" a very loud voice yelled in front of the cafeteria.
Everyone became quiet except Bulma.
"SHUT UP!" the voice yelled again.
"WANNA MAKE ME?!" Bulma yelled back. Piccolo smirked at her.
The teacher grumbled something and ignored her. "Time for classes. Now scurry to your classes, brats."
"What's our first class?" Goten asked Trunks.
"I don't know," Trunks shrugged.
"I know! Let's just go into a class room at random," Goten suggested.
"Let's go somewhere!!"
"Let's go to math."
"Hmmm. Why not science?"
"Okay, science!" Goten agreed.
"Where's the science room?"
"I dunno."
^_^
"So THIS is science," Trunks and Goten said simultaneously.
"Yeah," Bulma said. "I memorized some of the classrooms when I was lost."
Goten, Trunks, Vegeta, Piccolo, Goku and Gohan had followed her to the class. And so had some other people....
"That was a good idea, mo-" Trunks was interrupted as a hand flew over his mouth.
"Yes, a great idea!" Gohan laughed nervously. Trunks hadn't even realized the slipup.
"Quiet down class!" the teacher said as he entered. "My name is Mr. Frieza."
"You're ugly," Bulma said aloud.
Some snickered. She was right. He was FRIEZA!!!
"Frieza?" Vegeta ALMOST dropped his chocolates. "HAHAHA! Now I can have my revenge!!!"
"Quiet down...Mr. Ouji!" Mr. Frieza yelled in a very femine voice. "And shut up Ms. Briefs."
"You may call me Bulma, Mr or Ms. Frieza. Are you a girl?" Bulma asked, too innocently.
"I said MR!!! What does that tell you?" Mr. Frieza yelled.
"I know, I know!!!" Goku yelled, raising his hands.
"It tells us that you might be a girl, but you want to be a boy so you put Mr. instead of Ms," Goten said.
"Aww..." Goku pouted, putting his arms down. "I wanted to answer!"
"I am a MR. which means I AM A MAN-"
"You don't look like one," Vegeta said. "You looked more like a LIZARD."
"I ADVISE EVERYONE TO SHUT UP UNLESS YOU WANT DETENTIONS!!" Mr. Frieza screamed.
*small pause*
"What's a detention?" Goku asked, there was another pause before anyone said anything.
"Yeah...what is it?" Goten echoed.
"Mr. OUJI! What are chocolates doing in my class room?" Mr. Frieza scowled.
"They're just waiting to be eaten," Vegeta replied, stuffing another one in his mouth.
"Put it down," Mr. Frieza growled.
"No. Why should I?"
"Because I am the TEACHER!"
"Why?"
"Because I just am!"
"Why?"
"Because I got hired."
"Why weren't you fired?"
"JUST PUT THE CHOCOLATES DOWN!!"
"Why?"
"Stop being a class clown," Frieza yelled.
"Me, the class clown? I thought it would be Kakarott or his brats!" Vegeta laughed.
"UGH!" Frieza shook his head.
"Gohan, Gohan!" Felice chirped. "What's 40 + 40?"
"Eighty," Gohan replied.
"You are sooo smart," Felice commented.
"Uh, yeah."
"So how's it going GOHAN?" Goten asked. "Have you said you looove her and now I'm going to be an uncle?"
"GOTEN!" Gohan yelled. "People don't have sex until they're, like, 18 or 17!"
"They don't?" Goten said, confused. {It's not what you think you hentais!}
"What's sex?" Bulma asked innocently. She silently laughed.
"Yeah, what IS sex? I've heard that's what it takes to make a baby, but mom never told me how to do it," Trunks said.
Vegeta stopped eating chocolates and thought, "Bulma didn't tell him about sex much. THERE'S NO WAY I'M TELLING THE BOY!!!"
"Everyone, if you'd just shu-," Mr. Frieza stopped.
"TEACHER, TEACHER!" a girl in the back raised her hand. "Billy just peed himself! It smells yucky!"
"I'm sorry!" he said.
"Go to the office, Billy and get some different clothes and if you will then get a diaper or something," Mr. Frieza said in disgust.
"But I don't have a bladder problem!" Billy said. "Jenny scared me!" referring to the girl who had told.
"Sure, whatever," Mr. Frieza waved him off.
"MR. FRIEZA!!! How do you have sex?" Goten raised his hand.
"This is not sex ed., Mr. Son. Now stop talking about sex, AND EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!!" Frieza yelled.
Vegeta raised his hand. "Frieza-"
"MR. FRIEZA to you, brat."
"Okay, Frieza," Vegeta smirked. "But can you fight?"
"Yes," Mr. Frieza narrowed his eyes suspiciously.
"Can you fight me? Then I can kill you AND GET MY REVENGE!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!" Vegeta laughed.
"No. And revenge for what? What have I ever done to you?" the teacher asked.
"You made me your slave and made me kill planet and planets of people! Then you'd punish me if I did it wrong!!!" Vegeta faked crying.
"Oohh. It's okay, Vegeta," Bulma patted him lightly on the back.
Vegeta stopped crying and took a glance at his "mate." She stared at him, but turned away and talked to Piccolo. Vegeta frowned and then started eating his chocolates again.
"Now the first thing we will learn today is-"
"How to play tag," Bulma interrupted and got in front of the whole class.
"Sit back now, Miss Briefs," Mr. Frieza demanded.
"First of all the person 'it' chases you and the "victim" runs like this!"
Bulma ran around the class while Mr. Frieza chased her.
"Mr. Frieza is "it" and I'M THE VICTIM!" Bulma said as she ran, yelling the last part because Mr. Frieza had almost "tagged" her.
"Then when they tag you then you're it," Bulma explained.
Mr. Frieza "tagged" her and picked her back in her seat. Bulma got up again and started being chased by Mr. Frieza.
"So, now, who wants to learn how to play freeze tag?!" Bulma said, getting back in her seat quickly before Mr. Frieza got her.
"ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!!" the whole class yelled.
Mr. Frieza buried his heads in his hands and muttered sarcastically, "then tomorrow we can learn how to play "head's up seven's up"!"
"That's a great idea!!" Goten yelled. "Guess what, everybody! Mr. Frieza says we're gonna play "head's up seven's up!""
"YYYAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!"
*short commercial break*
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*end commercial break*
"Excuse me? Is this K. Pup services?" Mr. Frieza whispered into the phone.
"NO!" Trunks yelled blasting the phone with a ki blast. "HAHAHAHA! Mr. Teach can't call no one without the phone!!!! hehe."
"NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!" Mr. Frieza screamed.
"Goten," Gohan came up next to him. "PLEASE get Felice away from me. I'll do anything!!"
"But I wanna be an Uncle when you guys get old enough," Goten said, pretending to be sad.
"GOTEN! I have Videl, and when this is over when we figure it out then I'll make sure you'll never even get to see your neice or your nephew!!"
Goten sniffed, his eyes brimming with tears. "I-I'm sorry, Gohan! B-but you wouldn't a-actually do that would you?" He looked at Gohan with puppy eyes.
"Well,uh,..."
Goten let out a loud wail and buried his face with his hands.
"Of course not, Goten," Gohan said.
Goten's sadness was replaced, in a millisecond, with a very happy look. "Yay! You're so nice, Gohan!"
Gohan mulled, "I wonder if he was really crying...no one could act that good, right? Well...nah!"
"Now about Felice-" Gohan got cut off.
"What about me, honey huns?" Felice bounded up next to him.
Goten shirked away.
"Um...nothing," Gohan muttered.
"Okay then. Now do you wanna play tea with Mr. Snuggies and me?" Felice asked, giggling madly. Mr. Snuggies was her imaginary friend.
"No," he thought. "Um...sorry I, uh, have to - MR. FRIEZA I'M GOING TO THE RESTROOM!" he yelled to the teacher.
Mr. Frieza said, "Fine. Whatever - OUJI! GIVE ME BACK MY CHOCOLATES! I DON'T CARE IF YOU FINISHED YOURS. GIVE THEM BACK YOU THIEF!!!!"
"Yeah, I have to go the the restroom!" he said, rushing out the door.
"Can I come?" Felice asked him.
"NOOO!!!" Gohan replied from the hall.
Feliec shrugged. She'd just wait for him to get back.
"I'M NOT GIVING THEM BACK! THEY'RE MIINNEE!!!!!!" Vegeta No Ouji yelled.
"They were mine first!" Mr. Frieza yelled back.
"Mmm chocolates," Goten said as he silently grabbed them from Mr. Frieza hands
Goten sat down on the teacher's chair and started munching on them. Trunks came up to him and pulled up a rolley chair. (chairs with wheels on them and they roll around)
"Can I have one, Goten?" Trunks asked.
"Sure!" Goten nodded.
^_^
Gohan wandered down the halls. Where was the bathroom? Was he supposed to get a hallpass? He shrugged. He didn't need to go the bathroom, but he did need to get away from the annoying girl, Felice. He sighed, shaking his head. He didn't understand second graders. He hadn't even really understood himself.
"What are you doing here? Aren't you 'sposed to be in class," a voice asked.
Gohan didn't turn around, but asked, "Who're you?"
"You worst nightmare."
^_^
"No...NOT AGAIN!!!!" Vegeta yelled. "You d*mn boys!!! YOU ATE THEM!"
Mr. Frieza sighed. "Oh well."
"OH WELL? OH WELL?!" Vegeta yelled. "HOW DARE YOU!!!"
Trunks and Goten shrinked away from Vegeta.
"Um, u-um, Mr. Frieza?" Goten squeaked. "We're going to the restroom, too!"
They ran away faster than they had in their lives. Vegeta's eyes twitched as he began yelling at Frieza again.
^_^
Gohan slowly turned around. She had long straight ebony hair that reached the middle of her back with a lot of natural light brown highlights. Her beautiful eyes were chocolatey brown. She was the same height as him. She was pretty skinny and she looked rather hyper and so happy! She was rather cute, okay, okay she was GORGEOUS for a girl her age! Something rather strange was that furry brown tail waving behind her.
She had on short light blue jean shorts, white sneakers, and a light blue tank top with "What's up?" in medium-sized black letters. Gohan looked at her tail then back at the girl in suprise. Who was she, anyway? The girl giggled when she noticed him looking at her, bewildered.
"Did I scare you? Sorry! Oh I'm Elizabeth, but that's such a grown-up name. Why not Liz or Lizzie? Call me something like that. I don't care. So who're you?" she chatted.
"I'm Gohan," he said slowly.
"Gohan? What a cool name!" she complimented. "So wanna be friends? I'm new! I don't know exactly where to go. Maybe you could help me out?"
"Thanks. Sure. And Okay," Gohan replied.
"Cool!" Lizzie grinned. "So where you headed?"
"Actually I got out of class to get away from this girl that was bothering me," Gohan said. "I'm just wandering down the halls."
"Maybe I could scare her away! You seemed scared when I said, 'Your worst nightmare,'" she teased.
"Me? Scared?" he scoffed. "I was not."
"Was too."
"Was not."
"Was too!"
"NOT."
"Not NOT!"
"Huh?" Gohan replied, scratching his head.
"You're funny!" Lizzie giggled.
"WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE TO GIGGLE?!" Gohan thought.
"GOHAN GOHAN GOHAN GOHAN GOHAN GOHAN!!!" two voiced yelled simultaneously and very fast.
The two chibis now stood next to Gohan and Lizzie.
"Vegeta's mad at us cuz we ate his chocolates!" Goten said. "Do you sense him coming, Trunks?" "No."
"Who're you?" Trunks asked.
"I'm Lizzie," she replied. "Lizzie Mathers."
"Hi! I'm Goten," Goten greeted.
"And Trunks," Trunks said.
"So, what's up?" Lizzie asked.
Goten just stared at her, then looked away as if he hadn't heard and mumbled something. Gohan had obviously heard because he grinned mischiefiously.
"What?" Lizzie cast Goten a confused glance.
"Goten says he thinks your cute," Gohan answered, smirking.
Lizzie blushed. Goten looked at Gohan, and his eyes widened.
"Gohan!" Goten yelled.
"Revenge is going to be sweet," Gohan thought, smirking.
"I wonder when lunch is," Trunks pondered.
Lizzie grinned. "So where's my first class?"
"Follow us!" Trunks said. "I bet Vegeta has forgotten by now!"
^_^
"When I get my hands on you I'm going to strangle you then slice you into peices, brats!" Vegeta yelled as he chased Goten and Trunks around the room.
Obviously, he had not forgotten.
"Now THAT'S how you play tag," Bulma said to everyone as their gazes followed Vegeta being "it" and Goten and Trunks being the victims.
Piccolo smirked. "Wanna play a game?"
"Sure!" Bulma said happily.
Piccolo caught her off guard and tackled her and pinned her to the ground. He then started tickling mercilessly at her stomach. She started laughing like crazy.
"HAHAHA Piccolo! HAHAHAHA!!! Stop!!!! HAHAHAHAHA," Bulma said, tears forming in her eyes.
"You're very ticklish, huh?" Piccolo grinned.
"NO," Bulma shook her head as he stopped.
"Are you sure?" Piccolo questioned.
"YES!" she said as she got up.
Bulma got up and ran around the room while Piccolo chased her to try and play the tickle game.
"GOHAN GOHAN!" Felice chirped.
"NNNOOO!!!!" Gohan buried his face into his hands.
"Excuse me?"
"Yes?" Felice turned to face Lizzie.
"I think you're bothering him," Lizzie said.
"No I'm not. I'm his girlfriend," Felice said.
"Girlfriend?" Lizzie scoffed. "Look, Fleelece. Go away from Gohan."
"B-but I'm his girlfriend! GOHAN, are you gonna let her say this to me?" Felice asked, tears brimming her eyes.
"You're not my girlfriend," Gohan said. "I don't even like you!"
"I can't believe you're breaking up with ME!" Felice cried. "I gave you everything. I gave you my heart, my words, and EVERYTHING!!"
"We were never even an item for Kami's sake," Gohan said.
"Then you deny we ever had anything. I loved you, Gohan! I LOVED YOU!" Felice said.
"Hey, Felice, can you hand me that pen next to you?" a voice in the back asked.
Felice immediatly cheered up and grinned. "Of course, Joshy Josh! I'd LOVE to be your girlfriend."
"NNOOO!!!!" Joshy shook his head.
"Thank you, Lizzie," Gohan said.
"'Welcome," Lizzie grinned. "No biggy."
Mr. Frieza sighed and looked at the clock. Two more minutes left till those brats left. Then they'd be gone. And was that a new student? Oh, who cares? The school was unorganized anyway. The brats did whatever they wanted. It wasn't fair! And the teachers were more like babysitters.
"Dad, geesh, THEY'RE ONLY CHOCOLATES!" Trunks yelled as he narrowly escaped his father from "tagging" him.
Goten walked over to Lizzie as Trunks was being chased by his father.
"So, Lizzie, whatcha doin?" Goten asked, leaning against a desk and crossing his arms.
"I'm talkin' to Goten. We got rid of Fleelece," Lizzie replied. "So what are you doin'?"
"Just talkin' to you," Goten replied. "So what're you doing during recess? Wanna hang out?"
"Smooth, real smooth," Goten thought. "I'm so cool. Yeah, I'm now know as the cool boy. Yup, THAT is definetly me."
"Sure," Lizzie replied, grinning.
"Coo-" Goten got cut off by himself.
He was too much for the desk that it slid and fell over. Goten fell, then the desk fell on top of him. Lizzie stifled a laugh, and Gohan just laughed at his younger brother.
"Ouch," Goten muttered.
He scrambled up and blushed. "YEAH. THAT was real smooth," Goten's voice in his head said sarcastically.
"IT WAS GOTEN'S FAULT! HE STOLE YOUR CANDY THEN OFFERED ME SOME!!" Trunks yelled, as he was being chased around by Vegeta still.
"You better run, Goten," Lizzie whispered in his ear.
And run, he did.
^_^
A/N: Last time I forgot to say thank you to all my reviewers. So THANK YOU SO MUCH because if you hadn't reviewed then I wouldn't have even typed this. So thank you to who has reviews so far: Chibi Aikido-chan, SSJ- Melody, Dr Spleenmeister, gota66, MatrixSailorStarKnightZ, and SetoKaiba.
Chibi Trunks/Goten: HI S-chan!
Chibi Vegeta: *sneaks away*
S-chan: W-wha? You guys aren't supposed to be here!
Trunks/Goten: A little rope making us hang down from trees isn't going to stop us!
S-chan: You know I didn't mean it! {starts backing up as they start to corner her}
Trunks: You know, Goten, I think we oughta teach her a lesson. {he swings rope around}
Goten: Yeah.
Trunks: Let's tie her up!
Goten: Yeah!
Trunks: And we get to do the next chapter!
Goten: Yeah!
S-chan: {runs away quickly} Come on, guys!
Goten: Wait, Trunks.
Trunks: {stops}
Goten: Can we make Lizzie fall madly in love with me? She's so cute!
Trunks: NO!
Goten: Why not?
Trunks: Because first we gotta get someone for me, too!
Goten: You?
Trunks: Yeah!
Goten: Yeah!
Trunks: Yeah.
Goten: Yeah.
Trunks: Yeah!
Goten: Yeah!
Trunks: Yeah!
Goten: Yeah!
S-chan: Stop your whining! Trunks and Goten were, um, just hanging around {smirks} somewhere.
Vegeta: So you get me?! Why not Kakarott?
S-chan: {pinches his cheek} because you're so much cuter!
Vegeta: I am so NOT cute!
S-chan: Yes
Vegeta: No
S-chan: Yeeeees
Vegeta: N-yes, and that is final! - NOO! You Kami d*mned girl! You MADE me say that.
S-chan: I am the author. I HAVE THE POWER!
Vegeta: {sweatdrops, then scowls} You do not!
S-chan: I can make you say something you don't want to!
Vegeta: Like what?
S-chan: THIS!!! FEEL ME WRATH! BLAKA! {def. of blaka: the key word for changing annoying people in my fic}
Vegeta: {now wearing a dress and dancing} I'm a ppprreeetttty girl! I used to be an ugly boy, but not I'm a pretty gggiiiirrrlll!!!!! I love you S- chan! You made me a girl! I love you everyone! I love you so much! And I love you Barney! {blows kisses}
S-chan: Ok now BLAKA!
Vegeta: {is turned back and is pale} That was the worst experience of my life.
S-chan: SAY IT ALREADY!
Vegeta: {muttering} fine you baka. {speaks up now} S-chan doesn't own DBZ. Because if she did the whole show would be horrible.
S-chan: Did you just insult me?! BLAKA!!
^_^
Chibi Episode 3: How to Play Tag in Mr. Frieza's class!
^_^
Last Time...
"Okay. So, what's up?" he smiled charmingly at her.
"Just you," Bulma giggled.
Bulma smirked, a plan forming in her mind. She pecked Piccolo on the cheek. Piccolo gulped, then smiled again. He grinned and pecked her on the cheek, too.
"Will you be my girlfriend?" Piccolo asked, sort of nervous. Bulma took a glance at Vegeta then back. She grinned, twirling her hair with her finger.
"I'd love to," she giggled.
The look on Vegeta's face was priceless.
^_^
Vegeta couldn't say anything else. He blinked. Then again. His lover...his sweet mate was attracted to that NAMEK! Ugh! How was that namek better than the PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS?! Why couldn't she have said no then kissed Vegeta on the cheek? First HIS CHOCOLATES and now his WIFE?! The world was slowly turning against him. {Don't worry, Veggie! Dear Yamcha can help you}
"Vegeta, Vegeta!"
"What, weakling?" Vegeta asked in digust.
"I got you ssssome chocs!" Yamcha shoved the bag in his arms then ran out.
"CHOCOLATES! NOT CHOCS!" Vegeta yelled at Yamcha as he ran out.
Who in the word would say chocolate as CHOCS?! And HIS chocolates. These were all he had left. The only thing in the world he had left. Vegea tucked them to his chest and began munching on them. He felt a ramnant of his sanity come back. Or was that insanity?
"Hey, can I have some?" Trunks asked.
Chibi Vegeta snarled at his son. "What. Did. You. Say?"
Was this de'ja vu?
"Nevermind!" Trunks said quickly.
Apparently he had learned.
"LLLLIIIIISSSSSTTTTTEEEEEEEENNNN UUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!" a very loud voice yelled in front of the cafeteria.
Everyone became quiet except Bulma.
"SHUT UP!" the voice yelled again.
"WANNA MAKE ME?!" Bulma yelled back. Piccolo smirked at her.
The teacher grumbled something and ignored her. "Time for classes. Now scurry to your classes, brats."
"What's our first class?" Goten asked Trunks.
"I don't know," Trunks shrugged.
"I know! Let's just go into a class room at random," Goten suggested.
"Let's go somewhere!!"
"Let's go to math."
"Hmmm. Why not science?"
"Okay, science!" Goten agreed.
"Where's the science room?"
"I dunno."
^_^
"So THIS is science," Trunks and Goten said simultaneously.
"Yeah," Bulma said. "I memorized some of the classrooms when I was lost."
Goten, Trunks, Vegeta, Piccolo, Goku and Gohan had followed her to the class. And so had some other people....
"That was a good idea, mo-" Trunks was interrupted as a hand flew over his mouth.
"Yes, a great idea!" Gohan laughed nervously. Trunks hadn't even realized the slipup.
"Quiet down class!" the teacher said as he entered. "My name is Mr. Frieza."
"You're ugly," Bulma said aloud.
Some snickered. She was right. He was FRIEZA!!!
"Frieza?" Vegeta ALMOST dropped his chocolates. "HAHAHA! Now I can have my revenge!!!"
"Quiet down...Mr. Ouji!" Mr. Frieza yelled in a very femine voice. "And shut up Ms. Briefs."
"You may call me Bulma, Mr or Ms. Frieza. Are you a girl?" Bulma asked, too innocently.
"I said MR!!! What does that tell you?" Mr. Frieza yelled.
"I know, I know!!!" Goku yelled, raising his hands.
"It tells us that you might be a girl, but you want to be a boy so you put Mr. instead of Ms," Goten said.
"Aww..." Goku pouted, putting his arms down. "I wanted to answer!"
"I am a MR. which means I AM A MAN-"
"You don't look like one," Vegeta said. "You looked more like a LIZARD."
"I ADVISE EVERYONE TO SHUT UP UNLESS YOU WANT DETENTIONS!!" Mr. Frieza screamed.
*small pause*
"What's a detention?" Goku asked, there was another pause before anyone said anything.
"Yeah...what is it?" Goten echoed.
"Mr. OUJI! What are chocolates doing in my class room?" Mr. Frieza scowled.
"They're just waiting to be eaten," Vegeta replied, stuffing another one in his mouth.
"Put it down," Mr. Frieza growled.
"No. Why should I?"
"Because I am the TEACHER!"
"Why?"
"Because I just am!"
"Why?"
"Because I got hired."
"Why weren't you fired?"
"JUST PUT THE CHOCOLATES DOWN!!"
"Why?"
"Stop being a class clown," Frieza yelled.
"Me, the class clown? I thought it would be Kakarott or his brats!" Vegeta laughed.
"UGH!" Frieza shook his head.
"Gohan, Gohan!" Felice chirped. "What's 40 + 40?"
"Eighty," Gohan replied.
"You are sooo smart," Felice commented.
"Uh, yeah."
"So how's it going GOHAN?" Goten asked. "Have you said you looove her and now I'm going to be an uncle?"
"GOTEN!" Gohan yelled. "People don't have sex until they're, like, 18 or 17!"
"They don't?" Goten said, confused. {It's not what you think you hentais!}
"What's sex?" Bulma asked innocently. She silently laughed.
"Yeah, what IS sex? I've heard that's what it takes to make a baby, but mom never told me how to do it," Trunks said.
Vegeta stopped eating chocolates and thought, "Bulma didn't tell him about sex much. THERE'S NO WAY I'M TELLING THE BOY!!!"
"Everyone, if you'd just shu-," Mr. Frieza stopped.
"TEACHER, TEACHER!" a girl in the back raised her hand. "Billy just peed himself! It smells yucky!"
"I'm sorry!" he said.
"Go to the office, Billy and get some different clothes and if you will then get a diaper or something," Mr. Frieza said in disgust.
"But I don't have a bladder problem!" Billy said. "Jenny scared me!" referring to the girl who had told.
"Sure, whatever," Mr. Frieza waved him off.
"MR. FRIEZA!!! How do you have sex?" Goten raised his hand.
"This is not sex ed., Mr. Son. Now stop talking about sex, AND EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!!" Frieza yelled.
Vegeta raised his hand. "Frieza-"
"MR. FRIEZA to you, brat."
"Okay, Frieza," Vegeta smirked. "But can you fight?"
"Yes," Mr. Frieza narrowed his eyes suspiciously.
"Can you fight me? Then I can kill you AND GET MY REVENGE!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!" Vegeta laughed.
"No. And revenge for what? What have I ever done to you?" the teacher asked.
"You made me your slave and made me kill planet and planets of people! Then you'd punish me if I did it wrong!!!" Vegeta faked crying.
"Oohh. It's okay, Vegeta," Bulma patted him lightly on the back.
Vegeta stopped crying and took a glance at his "mate." She stared at him, but turned away and talked to Piccolo. Vegeta frowned and then started eating his chocolates again.
"Now the first thing we will learn today is-"
"How to play tag," Bulma interrupted and got in front of the whole class.
"Sit back now, Miss Briefs," Mr. Frieza demanded.
"First of all the person 'it' chases you and the "victim" runs like this!"
Bulma ran around the class while Mr. Frieza chased her.
"Mr. Frieza is "it" and I'M THE VICTIM!" Bulma said as she ran, yelling the last part because Mr. Frieza had almost "tagged" her.
"Then when they tag you then you're it," Bulma explained.
Mr. Frieza "tagged" her and picked her back in her seat. Bulma got up again and started being chased by Mr. Frieza.
"So, now, who wants to learn how to play freeze tag?!" Bulma said, getting back in her seat quickly before Mr. Frieza got her.
"ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!!" the whole class yelled.
Mr. Frieza buried his heads in his hands and muttered sarcastically, "then tomorrow we can learn how to play "head's up seven's up"!"
"That's a great idea!!" Goten yelled. "Guess what, everybody! Mr. Frieza says we're gonna play "head's up seven's up!""
"YYYAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!"
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"Excuse me? Is this K. Pup services?" Mr. Frieza whispered into the phone.
"NO!" Trunks yelled blasting the phone with a ki blast. "HAHAHAHA! Mr. Teach can't call no one without the phone!!!! hehe."
"NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!" Mr. Frieza screamed.
"Goten," Gohan came up next to him. "PLEASE get Felice away from me. I'll do anything!!"
"But I wanna be an Uncle when you guys get old enough," Goten said, pretending to be sad.
"GOTEN! I have Videl, and when this is over when we figure it out then I'll make sure you'll never even get to see your neice or your nephew!!"
Goten sniffed, his eyes brimming with tears. "I-I'm sorry, Gohan! B-but you wouldn't a-actually do that would you?" He looked at Gohan with puppy eyes.
"Well,uh,..."
Goten let out a loud wail and buried his face with his hands.
"Of course not, Goten," Gohan said.
Goten's sadness was replaced, in a millisecond, with a very happy look. "Yay! You're so nice, Gohan!"
Gohan mulled, "I wonder if he was really crying...no one could act that good, right? Well...nah!"
"Now about Felice-" Gohan got cut off.
"What about me, honey huns?" Felice bounded up next to him.
Goten shirked away.
"Um...nothing," Gohan muttered.
"Okay then. Now do you wanna play tea with Mr. Snuggies and me?" Felice asked, giggling madly. Mr. Snuggies was her imaginary friend.
"No," he thought. "Um...sorry I, uh, have to - MR. FRIEZA I'M GOING TO THE RESTROOM!" he yelled to the teacher.
Mr. Frieza said, "Fine. Whatever - OUJI! GIVE ME BACK MY CHOCOLATES! I DON'T CARE IF YOU FINISHED YOURS. GIVE THEM BACK YOU THIEF!!!!"
"Yeah, I have to go the the restroom!" he said, rushing out the door.
"Can I come?" Felice asked him.
"NOOO!!!" Gohan replied from the hall.
Feliec shrugged. She'd just wait for him to get back.
"I'M NOT GIVING THEM BACK! THEY'RE MIINNEE!!!!!!" Vegeta No Ouji yelled.
"They were mine first!" Mr. Frieza yelled back.
"Mmm chocolates," Goten said as he silently grabbed them from Mr. Frieza hands
Goten sat down on the teacher's chair and started munching on them. Trunks came up to him and pulled up a rolley chair. (chairs with wheels on them and they roll around)
"Can I have one, Goten?" Trunks asked.
"Sure!" Goten nodded.
^_^
Gohan wandered down the halls. Where was the bathroom? Was he supposed to get a hallpass? He shrugged. He didn't need to go the bathroom, but he did need to get away from the annoying girl, Felice. He sighed, shaking his head. He didn't understand second graders. He hadn't even really understood himself.
"What are you doing here? Aren't you 'sposed to be in class," a voice asked.
Gohan didn't turn around, but asked, "Who're you?"
"You worst nightmare."
^_^
"No...NOT AGAIN!!!!" Vegeta yelled. "You d*mn boys!!! YOU ATE THEM!"
Mr. Frieza sighed. "Oh well."
"OH WELL? OH WELL?!" Vegeta yelled. "HOW DARE YOU!!!"
Trunks and Goten shrinked away from Vegeta.
"Um, u-um, Mr. Frieza?" Goten squeaked. "We're going to the restroom, too!"
They ran away faster than they had in their lives. Vegeta's eyes twitched as he began yelling at Frieza again.
^_^
Gohan slowly turned around. She had long straight ebony hair that reached the middle of her back with a lot of natural light brown highlights. Her beautiful eyes were chocolatey brown. She was the same height as him. She was pretty skinny and she looked rather hyper and so happy! She was rather cute, okay, okay she was GORGEOUS for a girl her age! Something rather strange was that furry brown tail waving behind her.
She had on short light blue jean shorts, white sneakers, and a light blue tank top with "What's up?" in medium-sized black letters. Gohan looked at her tail then back at the girl in suprise. Who was she, anyway? The girl giggled when she noticed him looking at her, bewildered.
"Did I scare you? Sorry! Oh I'm Elizabeth, but that's such a grown-up name. Why not Liz or Lizzie? Call me something like that. I don't care. So who're you?" she chatted.
"I'm Gohan," he said slowly.
"Gohan? What a cool name!" she complimented. "So wanna be friends? I'm new! I don't know exactly where to go. Maybe you could help me out?"
"Thanks. Sure. And Okay," Gohan replied.
"Cool!" Lizzie grinned. "So where you headed?"
"Actually I got out of class to get away from this girl that was bothering me," Gohan said. "I'm just wandering down the halls."
"Maybe I could scare her away! You seemed scared when I said, 'Your worst nightmare,'" she teased.
"Me? Scared?" he scoffed. "I was not."
"Was too."
"Was not."
"Was too!"
"NOT."
"Not NOT!"
"Huh?" Gohan replied, scratching his head.
"You're funny!" Lizzie giggled.
"WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE TO GIGGLE?!" Gohan thought.
"GOHAN GOHAN GOHAN GOHAN GOHAN GOHAN!!!" two voiced yelled simultaneously and very fast.
The two chibis now stood next to Gohan and Lizzie.
"Vegeta's mad at us cuz we ate his chocolates!" Goten said. "Do you sense him coming, Trunks?" "No."
"Who're you?" Trunks asked.
"I'm Lizzie," she replied. "Lizzie Mathers."
"Hi! I'm Goten," Goten greeted.
"And Trunks," Trunks said.
"So, what's up?" Lizzie asked.
Goten just stared at her, then looked away as if he hadn't heard and mumbled something. Gohan had obviously heard because he grinned mischiefiously.
"What?" Lizzie cast Goten a confused glance.
"Goten says he thinks your cute," Gohan answered, smirking.
Lizzie blushed. Goten looked at Gohan, and his eyes widened.
"Gohan!" Goten yelled.
"Revenge is going to be sweet," Gohan thought, smirking.
"I wonder when lunch is," Trunks pondered.
Lizzie grinned. "So where's my first class?"
"Follow us!" Trunks said. "I bet Vegeta has forgotten by now!"
^_^
"When I get my hands on you I'm going to strangle you then slice you into peices, brats!" Vegeta yelled as he chased Goten and Trunks around the room.
Obviously, he had not forgotten.
"Now THAT'S how you play tag," Bulma said to everyone as their gazes followed Vegeta being "it" and Goten and Trunks being the victims.
Piccolo smirked. "Wanna play a game?"
"Sure!" Bulma said happily.
Piccolo caught her off guard and tackled her and pinned her to the ground. He then started tickling mercilessly at her stomach. She started laughing like crazy.
"HAHAHA Piccolo! HAHAHAHA!!! Stop!!!! HAHAHAHAHA," Bulma said, tears forming in her eyes.
"You're very ticklish, huh?" Piccolo grinned.
"NO," Bulma shook her head as he stopped.
"Are you sure?" Piccolo questioned.
"YES!" she said as she got up.
Bulma got up and ran around the room while Piccolo chased her to try and play the tickle game.
"GOHAN GOHAN!" Felice chirped.
"NNNOOO!!!!" Gohan buried his face into his hands.
"Excuse me?"
"Yes?" Felice turned to face Lizzie.
"I think you're bothering him," Lizzie said.
"No I'm not. I'm his girlfriend," Felice said.
"Girlfriend?" Lizzie scoffed. "Look, Fleelece. Go away from Gohan."
"B-but I'm his girlfriend! GOHAN, are you gonna let her say this to me?" Felice asked, tears brimming her eyes.
"You're not my girlfriend," Gohan said. "I don't even like you!"
"I can't believe you're breaking up with ME!" Felice cried. "I gave you everything. I gave you my heart, my words, and EVERYTHING!!"
"We were never even an item for Kami's sake," Gohan said.
"Then you deny we ever had anything. I loved you, Gohan! I LOVED YOU!" Felice said.
"Hey, Felice, can you hand me that pen next to you?" a voice in the back asked.
Felice immediatly cheered up and grinned. "Of course, Joshy Josh! I'd LOVE to be your girlfriend."
"NNOOO!!!!" Joshy shook his head.
"Thank you, Lizzie," Gohan said.
"'Welcome," Lizzie grinned. "No biggy."
Mr. Frieza sighed and looked at the clock. Two more minutes left till those brats left. Then they'd be gone. And was that a new student? Oh, who cares? The school was unorganized anyway. The brats did whatever they wanted. It wasn't fair! And the teachers were more like babysitters.
"Dad, geesh, THEY'RE ONLY CHOCOLATES!" Trunks yelled as he narrowly escaped his father from "tagging" him.
Goten walked over to Lizzie as Trunks was being chased by his father.
"So, Lizzie, whatcha doin?" Goten asked, leaning against a desk and crossing his arms.
"I'm talkin' to Goten. We got rid of Fleelece," Lizzie replied. "So what are you doin'?"
"Just talkin' to you," Goten replied. "So what're you doing during recess? Wanna hang out?"
"Smooth, real smooth," Goten thought. "I'm so cool. Yeah, I'm now know as the cool boy. Yup, THAT is definetly me."
"Sure," Lizzie replied, grinning.
"Coo-" Goten got cut off by himself.
He was too much for the desk that it slid and fell over. Goten fell, then the desk fell on top of him. Lizzie stifled a laugh, and Gohan just laughed at his younger brother.
"Ouch," Goten muttered.
He scrambled up and blushed. "YEAH. THAT was real smooth," Goten's voice in his head said sarcastically.
"IT WAS GOTEN'S FAULT! HE STOLE YOUR CANDY THEN OFFERED ME SOME!!" Trunks yelled, as he was being chased around by Vegeta still.
"You better run, Goten," Lizzie whispered in his ear.
And run, he did.
^_^
A/N: Last time I forgot to say thank you to all my reviewers. So THANK YOU SO MUCH because if you hadn't reviewed then I wouldn't have even typed this. So thank you to who has reviews so far: Chibi Aikido-chan, SSJ- Melody, Dr Spleenmeister, gota66, MatrixSailorStarKnightZ, and SetoKaiba.
Chibi Trunks/Goten: HI S-chan!
Chibi Vegeta: *sneaks away*
S-chan: W-wha? You guys aren't supposed to be here!
Trunks/Goten: A little rope making us hang down from trees isn't going to stop us!
S-chan: You know I didn't mean it! {starts backing up as they start to corner her}
Trunks: You know, Goten, I think we oughta teach her a lesson. {he swings rope around}
Goten: Yeah.
Trunks: Let's tie her up!
Goten: Yeah!
Trunks: And we get to do the next chapter!
Goten: Yeah!
S-chan: {runs away quickly} Come on, guys!
Goten: Wait, Trunks.
Trunks: {stops}
Goten: Can we make Lizzie fall madly in love with me? She's so cute!
Trunks: NO!
Goten: Why not?
Trunks: Because first we gotta get someone for me, too!
Goten: You?
Trunks: Yeah!
Goten: Yeah!
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Trunks: Yeah!
Goten: Yeah!
