Legolas Gets Manly [Legolas kicks Earfalas' butt]
The party settles down and Legolas and me head to my room. "I'm so tired," I yawn.
"Ugh, don't be tired," Legolas says. I think I even sensed some annoyance in his voice. Right when Legolas gets in my room, he strips from his pants.
I walk to the bathroom. "I'm going to get ready for bed," I say. "Hand me some pajamas in my top drawer, will you?"
"Yea, okay," he says. "Take off some of that makeup, brush your teeth, and then I'll hand you your pajamas," he says, unbuttoning his shirt.
"Okay," I shrug.
I come out of the bathroom two minutes later and Legolas is in my bed with Talim's pillows and mine! "Hand my pajamas over, slave boy," I say.
"Nope," he says.
I march over to my pajama drawer. It's empty! "Legolas, give me my pajamas," I say. He shakes his head and snuggles in my bed like he's ready to sleep.
"Oh no you don't!" I say, pulling his sheets off. I try not to notice how sexy he looks in his plaid boxers...I notice that my pajamas aren't in the bed either.
"Why is it that I wear my boxers but you MUST have your pajamas?"
"Maybe because...I AM a virgin, unlike you," I say, crossing my arms over my chest. Okay, this dress is not comfortable and I wanna get out of it! Why can't he cooperate?
"I am a virgin! You don't think I could EVER find someone as good as you to do it with, do you?" he says... "I've hardly had any girlfriend anyway," he adds.
I sigh. "I'm waiting for my pajamas not to hear about your love-life."
"You can wait all night, but it would be better if you didn't and just get out of that dress." I shrug. Okay, if he can get in his boxers, I can be in my underwear. It's a good thing I wear bikini style underwear and not thongs or something! So I do it, I take off the dress.
"Legolas, you're driving me crazy," I say, getting into Talim's bed.
"I love you Emma," he says. "We've been dating for awhile and we need some fun, right?"
I laugh. "Okay, you had your fun, goodnight." I plop down and then remember he's got the pillows. "Legolas!!"
"What?" he plays innocent.
I get up and march to my bed [that he took from me!] and grab one of his pillows. All of the sudden, my pajamas spill all over the floor out of his pillow. "Legolas!" I say, smacking him with the pillow.
"Hey!" he says, smacking me back. I hit him harder. He hits me harder. I hit him on the butt. He grabs my waste and flings me on the bed. Then he hits me over and over with the pillow. I start laughing like crazy. "Legolas, please stop now!" He finally stops and he just looks at me.
I finally can breath since that pillow isn't in my face. "You deserve to be hit with a pillow one more time," I say.
"Okay." So I hit him one more time, but he doesn't hit me back. We're both in my bed now. How did he trick me into getting in the same bed with him?
"I won't play games with you anymore. I just want to be next to you," he says. He lays down on top of me, his head on my shoulder, but he doesn't play around anymore. "That's all I ever wanted."
Aw, he's a sweety pie. Even when he tricks me into stuff like this. I kiss his neck, cuddle up to his warm body, and fall asleep.
The next morning Legolas is still on top of me, but kind of sliding off. I slip away to the bathroom so I can take a nice shower. I want to make myself look good today and I have all the time I need to do it. We're just going to hang out at the mall but we'll end up seeing lots of people from school. So many people were nice to me last night. I got so many compliments and I felt like I was really accepted here.
Then I remembered the Drama practice in forty-five minutes. Uh-oh! Now I had a reason to hurry.
After I was ready, I shook Legolas awake. "Wake up, babe," I whispered. "I'm leaving." He muttered a reply and with that I hurried out. "Hey babe." Earfalas AGAIN?
"What now?" I asked, power-walking towards the drama place [that's what everyone called it]. Earfalas fell in step with me. "I just really need another chance."
"Why? Because now that I was the queen of the fall ball and that I'm going to be the lead actress in this play coming up, you have to be hooked up with me? What, I'm good on your rep?"
"No," he said, shaking his head. "That's not it. You're like so hot...plus, you're um, good in school?"
"You're wasting my time," I say, turning to look at him, stopping in the middle of the hall. "Don't you have some other girl to bother?"
He had this wicked look in his eyes. "If you won't go out with me, come on, let's do a one night stand. Sound good?" I was disgusted. EW! He reached for my waste and grabbed me with this rock-solid grip. I started screaming and hitting him like crazy and his grip loosened, but not enough.
"Hey, don't get upset. I'm not going to rape you. I just want to talk to you," he said. I finally calmed down. "Please let me go," I said, more of a command.
"Hear me out first," he said. "I give good sex..."
"LEGOLAS!" I started screaming.
"Don't, please!" Earfalas put his hand over my mouth and bursting out my door came Legolas in baggy pants and a half-button shirt. He didn't even have shoes on. Looked like he'd been dressing just as I started screaming.
Earfalas let go of me...more like he threw me trying to get away, but Legolas sucker-punched him right in the eye. Earfalas ran off yelping and Legolas ran after him, dragging him to the ground. I ran after them and when I got to where they were, rolling on the ground hitting each other, I wasn't sure what to do.
"You fuck'n dumbass! Keep your hands off my girl!" yelled Legolas, punching Earfalas right in the chest.
Earfalas hit Legolas right at the chin and Legolas fell back in shock for a moment.
"Take that, pretty boy," said Earfalas laughing, turning his back on us. I went to Legolas and asked him if he was okay, but he jumped away from me and attacked him again. Earfalas fell to the floor on his face, hard this time, and we all heard this crack. I gasped and I could tell that Legolas was also shocked because he quickly jumped off of Earfalas. His nose was gushing blood all over and he started screaming, holding his face.
Some girls came out of their rooms and started screaming, "911!"
Legolas got up and held Earfalas up. For a moment I thought Earfalas was going to push him away, but then he started screaming again as the blood poured everywhere! "Lay him back down on his back, Legolas!" I said.
This was not turning out to be good at all. Was Legolas going to get in trouble?
Principal Enduin looked at Legolas with disappointed eyes. "I never thought I'd live to see a day when the Prince of Mirkwood would dare beat up a classmate and even break his nose."
"Sir, I didn't mean to break his nose," started Legolas.
"But you DID mean to beat him up...Because he was playing with your girlfriend. Those things are no big deal."
"Sexual harassment, Mr. Enduin! Not playing around. He told me he wanted sex, I said no, and he grabbed me. That's pretty serious."
"Well, Legolas should have known better. He should have called my office or the police, not beat the student. He's the prince and this is very bad on his reputation. He's the future KING of Mirkwood and with that comes responsibility."
I roll my eyes. Poor Legolas.
"I'm going to have to call your father," he said. "And yours, Emthiel."
"Mine?" I ask.
"Yes. Legolas was not supposed to be spending the night in your room. This is a school, not a whorehouse!"
"Mr. Enduin, but we didn't do THAT..."
"Well, you disobeyed the school rules. I will not talk to your parents about that, I guess. I would hate to be responsible of letting that get out. Then it would certainly be bad on your reputation, Mr. Greenleaf. You may be dismissed...oh, and I don't want to see either of you on school grounds today and tomorrow. You have an hour to be out of here. Find a hotel or something. Farewell."
Legolas and me sadly walked out of the office. "Where are we going to stay for the rest of the weekend?" I ask Legolas.
"Mirkwood is too far away," Legolas said. "Or else we could go there."
"How about Midday inn? They even have a club and a restaurant!" I say.
"And a spa," Legolas adds.
Maybe this wont be so bad after all?
"Hey, Emma! Heard you were expelled from Gondor High because you were bang'n Prince Greenleaf! HA! Is that why you're packed up?" one of Leanna's friends ask.
"None of that's true," I hiss. "I can't be around the school so instead I'm having a weekend vacation."
She shrugs.
"That's kinda cool," says Leanna. Is it cool that I'm leaving or cool because she's happy for me? "Is Legolas staying here?"
I laugh. "Of course not. He's coming with ME. See you later, Leanna. I'll miss ya." NOT.
She nods a reply and I can tell she's pissed. But Legolas is MY boy. Keep off Leanna!
We finally ride up to the hotel when Legolas' cell rings. "Hello? Oh, hey dad. Yes, I know...but...dad, I'm staying with a friend. No a GUY friend. Um...a guy friend, okay? WHY?! For the whole weekend? That's so not fair! Right. FINE. I'll see you as soon as I can get there. Bye."
"What was THAT about?" I ask.
"Dad wants me to be come. I'm in big trouble for breaking dumbass's nose. I'll give you some money so you can stay here," he says.
"Oh, okay, I'll see you later. Love you," I say, very disappointed as he hands me some money.
This chapter sucked but the next one might be good. I gladly listen to suggestions and ideas so if you have any ideas on how I can make this story more enjoyable for you, tell me and I'll think about it. Ttyl ppls!
*pEaCe*OuT*
Lauren
The party settles down and Legolas and me head to my room. "I'm so tired," I yawn.
"Ugh, don't be tired," Legolas says. I think I even sensed some annoyance in his voice. Right when Legolas gets in my room, he strips from his pants.
I walk to the bathroom. "I'm going to get ready for bed," I say. "Hand me some pajamas in my top drawer, will you?"
"Yea, okay," he says. "Take off some of that makeup, brush your teeth, and then I'll hand you your pajamas," he says, unbuttoning his shirt.
"Okay," I shrug.
I come out of the bathroom two minutes later and Legolas is in my bed with Talim's pillows and mine! "Hand my pajamas over, slave boy," I say.
"Nope," he says.
I march over to my pajama drawer. It's empty! "Legolas, give me my pajamas," I say. He shakes his head and snuggles in my bed like he's ready to sleep.
"Oh no you don't!" I say, pulling his sheets off. I try not to notice how sexy he looks in his plaid boxers...I notice that my pajamas aren't in the bed either.
"Why is it that I wear my boxers but you MUST have your pajamas?"
"Maybe because...I AM a virgin, unlike you," I say, crossing my arms over my chest. Okay, this dress is not comfortable and I wanna get out of it! Why can't he cooperate?
"I am a virgin! You don't think I could EVER find someone as good as you to do it with, do you?" he says... "I've hardly had any girlfriend anyway," he adds.
I sigh. "I'm waiting for my pajamas not to hear about your love-life."
"You can wait all night, but it would be better if you didn't and just get out of that dress." I shrug. Okay, if he can get in his boxers, I can be in my underwear. It's a good thing I wear bikini style underwear and not thongs or something! So I do it, I take off the dress.
"Legolas, you're driving me crazy," I say, getting into Talim's bed.
"I love you Emma," he says. "We've been dating for awhile and we need some fun, right?"
I laugh. "Okay, you had your fun, goodnight." I plop down and then remember he's got the pillows. "Legolas!!"
"What?" he plays innocent.
I get up and march to my bed [that he took from me!] and grab one of his pillows. All of the sudden, my pajamas spill all over the floor out of his pillow. "Legolas!" I say, smacking him with the pillow.
"Hey!" he says, smacking me back. I hit him harder. He hits me harder. I hit him on the butt. He grabs my waste and flings me on the bed. Then he hits me over and over with the pillow. I start laughing like crazy. "Legolas, please stop now!" He finally stops and he just looks at me.
I finally can breath since that pillow isn't in my face. "You deserve to be hit with a pillow one more time," I say.
"Okay." So I hit him one more time, but he doesn't hit me back. We're both in my bed now. How did he trick me into getting in the same bed with him?
"I won't play games with you anymore. I just want to be next to you," he says. He lays down on top of me, his head on my shoulder, but he doesn't play around anymore. "That's all I ever wanted."
Aw, he's a sweety pie. Even when he tricks me into stuff like this. I kiss his neck, cuddle up to his warm body, and fall asleep.
The next morning Legolas is still on top of me, but kind of sliding off. I slip away to the bathroom so I can take a nice shower. I want to make myself look good today and I have all the time I need to do it. We're just going to hang out at the mall but we'll end up seeing lots of people from school. So many people were nice to me last night. I got so many compliments and I felt like I was really accepted here.
Then I remembered the Drama practice in forty-five minutes. Uh-oh! Now I had a reason to hurry.
After I was ready, I shook Legolas awake. "Wake up, babe," I whispered. "I'm leaving." He muttered a reply and with that I hurried out. "Hey babe." Earfalas AGAIN?
"What now?" I asked, power-walking towards the drama place [that's what everyone called it]. Earfalas fell in step with me. "I just really need another chance."
"Why? Because now that I was the queen of the fall ball and that I'm going to be the lead actress in this play coming up, you have to be hooked up with me? What, I'm good on your rep?"
"No," he said, shaking his head. "That's not it. You're like so hot...plus, you're um, good in school?"
"You're wasting my time," I say, turning to look at him, stopping in the middle of the hall. "Don't you have some other girl to bother?"
He had this wicked look in his eyes. "If you won't go out with me, come on, let's do a one night stand. Sound good?" I was disgusted. EW! He reached for my waste and grabbed me with this rock-solid grip. I started screaming and hitting him like crazy and his grip loosened, but not enough.
"Hey, don't get upset. I'm not going to rape you. I just want to talk to you," he said. I finally calmed down. "Please let me go," I said, more of a command.
"Hear me out first," he said. "I give good sex..."
"LEGOLAS!" I started screaming.
"Don't, please!" Earfalas put his hand over my mouth and bursting out my door came Legolas in baggy pants and a half-button shirt. He didn't even have shoes on. Looked like he'd been dressing just as I started screaming.
Earfalas let go of me...more like he threw me trying to get away, but Legolas sucker-punched him right in the eye. Earfalas ran off yelping and Legolas ran after him, dragging him to the ground. I ran after them and when I got to where they were, rolling on the ground hitting each other, I wasn't sure what to do.
"You fuck'n dumbass! Keep your hands off my girl!" yelled Legolas, punching Earfalas right in the chest.
Earfalas hit Legolas right at the chin and Legolas fell back in shock for a moment.
"Take that, pretty boy," said Earfalas laughing, turning his back on us. I went to Legolas and asked him if he was okay, but he jumped away from me and attacked him again. Earfalas fell to the floor on his face, hard this time, and we all heard this crack. I gasped and I could tell that Legolas was also shocked because he quickly jumped off of Earfalas. His nose was gushing blood all over and he started screaming, holding his face.
Some girls came out of their rooms and started screaming, "911!"
Legolas got up and held Earfalas up. For a moment I thought Earfalas was going to push him away, but then he started screaming again as the blood poured everywhere! "Lay him back down on his back, Legolas!" I said.
This was not turning out to be good at all. Was Legolas going to get in trouble?
Principal Enduin looked at Legolas with disappointed eyes. "I never thought I'd live to see a day when the Prince of Mirkwood would dare beat up a classmate and even break his nose."
"Sir, I didn't mean to break his nose," started Legolas.
"But you DID mean to beat him up...Because he was playing with your girlfriend. Those things are no big deal."
"Sexual harassment, Mr. Enduin! Not playing around. He told me he wanted sex, I said no, and he grabbed me. That's pretty serious."
"Well, Legolas should have known better. He should have called my office or the police, not beat the student. He's the prince and this is very bad on his reputation. He's the future KING of Mirkwood and with that comes responsibility."
I roll my eyes. Poor Legolas.
"I'm going to have to call your father," he said. "And yours, Emthiel."
"Mine?" I ask.
"Yes. Legolas was not supposed to be spending the night in your room. This is a school, not a whorehouse!"
"Mr. Enduin, but we didn't do THAT..."
"Well, you disobeyed the school rules. I will not talk to your parents about that, I guess. I would hate to be responsible of letting that get out. Then it would certainly be bad on your reputation, Mr. Greenleaf. You may be dismissed...oh, and I don't want to see either of you on school grounds today and tomorrow. You have an hour to be out of here. Find a hotel or something. Farewell."
Legolas and me sadly walked out of the office. "Where are we going to stay for the rest of the weekend?" I ask Legolas.
"Mirkwood is too far away," Legolas said. "Or else we could go there."
"How about Midday inn? They even have a club and a restaurant!" I say.
"And a spa," Legolas adds.
Maybe this wont be so bad after all?
"Hey, Emma! Heard you were expelled from Gondor High because you were bang'n Prince Greenleaf! HA! Is that why you're packed up?" one of Leanna's friends ask.
"None of that's true," I hiss. "I can't be around the school so instead I'm having a weekend vacation."
She shrugs.
"That's kinda cool," says Leanna. Is it cool that I'm leaving or cool because she's happy for me? "Is Legolas staying here?"
I laugh. "Of course not. He's coming with ME. See you later, Leanna. I'll miss ya." NOT.
She nods a reply and I can tell she's pissed. But Legolas is MY boy. Keep off Leanna!
We finally ride up to the hotel when Legolas' cell rings. "Hello? Oh, hey dad. Yes, I know...but...dad, I'm staying with a friend. No a GUY friend. Um...a guy friend, okay? WHY?! For the whole weekend? That's so not fair! Right. FINE. I'll see you as soon as I can get there. Bye."
"What was THAT about?" I ask.
"Dad wants me to be come. I'm in big trouble for breaking dumbass's nose. I'll give you some money so you can stay here," he says.
"Oh, okay, I'll see you later. Love you," I say, very disappointed as he hands me some money.
This chapter sucked but the next one might be good. I gladly listen to suggestions and ideas so if you have any ideas on how I can make this story more enjoyable for you, tell me and I'll think about it. Ttyl ppls!
*pEaCe*OuT*
Lauren
