disclaimer: I own Yugioh and all of it's merchendise, so back away!!!.....ehh...no I don't really...

*sobs* WHY!? I WANT ALL THE MONEY!!! AND I WANT SOMEONE TO MAKE ME A YUGI

PLUSHIE!!! WAAHHHHHHH!!!

Yugi: She scary.

Jou: Eep! I want my mommy!

Kaiba: Oh shut up you lousy poodle.

Jou: HEY!!

Noodle(meh!!): *hits Kaiba with giant string bean of DOOM!* Don't call the Jou-man a poodle!!

Kaiba: *crying* s-s-sorry....

Noodle: That's right. Fear me mortal!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Jou: Can we get to the fic now?

noodle: *sicks Majin Bulma Ryoko Masaki on Jou* GLOMP ATTACK!

MBRM: *glomps Jou*

Jou: AHHHHH!!! Get off meh you freak!!!

YUGI KONG

(no giant monkey Yugi's were hurt in the making of this fic)

One day, Seto Kaiba, Jonouchi, Honda, and Anzu went on a picnic in the Japanese Jungle.

(pretent there is one) But something was wrong in the jungle....something....precious....

Anzu: OH BOY I'M STARVING! I CAN"T WAAAAAIIIIIIIIT TO EAT THIS TURKEY!!!

Kaiba: Oh shut up, everyone hates you.

Honda: Now now Kaiba. She's eating for two now you know.

Kaiba: WHAT!? YOU'RE A DADDY!

Anzu: No, idiot! I would never do it with that moron!

Kaiba: Then who is it??

Anzu: Pegasus.

Kaiba: THAT FRUIT CAKE!???!?!?!?!? WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO IT WITH HIM!?!?!

Anzu: He offered me turkey! *drools* muahahahahaha.

Jou: Weirdo...

Just then, as Jou spoke his words, something russtled in the bushes.

Honda: d-d-d-did you g-guys hear that?!

Kaiba: Hear what?

Bakura:*jumps out of bushes wearing a grass skirt and holdinga spear* Me that's what!! MWAHAHAHA!

Anzu: WOW! it's the rare white-headed turkey creature!

Bakura: *pokes Anzu with spear* No, I am a native of the jungle. Now, let me take you to our king.

All(minus Bakura): Ok.

~*~*~*~So the gang heads to the village to meet the king..~*~*~*

bakura: Now I'll take you.*grabs Anzu* You are nice and plump! The king will like you!

Jou: Wah? The king likes sluts??

Malik:*pops ot of nowhere...also a native to the jungle* No, STUPID MORTAL!! Every year,

our king eats a villager from our village, but this year he will eat someone from Domino City!!

Anzu: Sounds good.

*Malik and Bakura tie Anzu to a post. Then the ground starts rumbling..*

Malik: Hear comes the king!!

Anzu: YAY! THE TURKEY KING!!

*A giant Yugi emerges from the trees*

Yugi: Hiya guys!

Bakura: You idiot!!In this story you are a giant Yugi-Ape! You can't speak!!

Yugi: Oh. eh, oohh ohh ahhahh!!

*the giant Yugi takes Anzu to his secret cave deep in the jungle*

Jou:*sarcastically* Oh no! she be gone!!

Honda: Let's partay!!!

~*~*~*The gang parties all night but they end up getting drunk and wondering into Yugi Kong's

cave~*~*~*~*

Jou: Whhhooooaaaaa *hic* I'm in da ocean!

Kaiba: It'sssss aaa cavve sssstupid chiwawawawawaaaaa...!

Honda: I like to warble zooble zouss too.

~*~*~*Then came a cry for help~*~*~*~*

Anzu:*from a very high ledge* OH MY GOD GUYS! SAVE ME!! YUGI-KONG IS TREATING ME LIKE A GODDESS!! SAVE MEEEE!

*pauses*...NO WAIT! NEVERMIND!! DON'T SAVE ME!! I KINDA LIKE THIS!!

Jou: Damnit! I thought we gots rid o her dumb ass!!

Honda: Yeah. Sniffle heimer!

Kaiba: ...guesssss weee'lll haavvve tooo savvvve herrr...*hic*

Anzu: NO YOU RETARD! DON'T CLIMB UP HERE!!!

Kaiba: *starts climbing*

Anzu: STAY DOWN THERE!!!!

*Then the sound of walking was heard*

Anzu: Oh no! Yugi Kong is coming!! Hide you guys!

yugi kong: ohhh ahhheee eee! ^-^

Anzu: No too late!!

yugi Kong: Eh?

Jou: Yo! We be herr to get da slut back, yo! I challenge you!!

Yugi Kong: Eyyyaaaahh!!!

::BATTLE MODE ON::

Jou: I'll use my 'super donkey mega phat loud big small left right dude kick attack!!'

Y.K.: ...

Jou: HIIYAAAAAAAAAA! *leaps at Yugi Kong*

Y.K.:*Flattens him with his giant hands*

Jou: I pity the foooo....

Anzu: NOO! JOOOUUU!!!!

kaiba: Shhhhhit! I'll jusssst usssse my 'Instant Giant Iron Cage' to handle this!

*iron cage opens and traps Yugi kong*

Y.K.: OOOWAAAAAA! OOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Kaiba: now we'llllll taaaake him to TokyoooO!!

~*~**~*~y.K. is airlifted to Tokyo and shown to the people of the city~*~*~*~*~*

Man 1: WOW! Look at that giant ape thingy!

Man 2: Yeah! i wonder if he's married!?!?

man 1: O_o(WTF???)

*people of Tokyo snap pictues of Yugi Kong*

Y.K.: Hell no. I hate pictures. I think I might go crazy and terrorize the city.

noodle(meh)the authress: Yugi!! You're not allowed to talk!!

Y.K.: Shut the *bleep* up you *bleepin* *bleeeep*

Noodle: What the hell!? Stop PMS-ing!!

Y.K.: I do not get P.M.S! now you've angered me to the point where I will break the cage.

roar.*breaks cage* Now die ruthless world.*terrorizes city then climbs up a building. Looks

in window #1*

jou:*in shower singing 'One Card Short'* I'm always one card short, always one day late,for once I'd like an ending I can celebrate! I stacked the deck myself, so there's no one else to blame!I need just one more move...one final chance to prove...I CAN WIN THIS GAME!!!

*Looks out the window at Yugi Kong* WTF!!!

Y.K.: That song is gay man.

Jou: Sh-shut up! *sobs*

Y.K.: *limbs higher. Peers into window #2*

Yami Malik: *dancing* Oh baby baby! How was I supposed to know, that sometin wasn't right--

*stops and stares at Yugi Kong, who is taping with a camera*

Y.K.: 20 bucks or I'll tell the whole world.

Y. Malik: Deal.

*Yugi Kong proceeds up the building till he sees Anzu in the window*

Anzu: Yugi Kong! I want to tell you...I LOVE YOU!!!!

Y.K.: I been lookin for you, bitch! I was supposed to nail you an hour ago, stupid ho!!

Where you been, BITCH!?!?

Anzu: uhh...

Man #2: She's been with me, Yugi-boy!!

Y.K.: No! It can't be!!! PEAGASUS!?!?!

Man#2/Pegasus: That's right! And now you're precious Anzu has my baby!

Y.K.: hOW DARE YOU STEAL MY BITCH...YOU BITCH!!!

Pegasus: Grr! I'm going to take you're soul!

Y.K.: *smooshes him with thumb*

Anzu: NOOO! He LOVED YOU! CAN'Y YOU SEE!??

y.K.:I'm lost. eh, whteva! ome with me Bitch!!!*grabs Anzu*

Anzu: AAHHHHHHHH!!AHHHHHHH!!

Y.K.:*climbs to the top of the building and shakes Anzu around* OOhh OOhhh AHHHHHH!!

Anzu: HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPP!!

Y.K.: Shut up, BITcH!

*Then helicoptors armed with guns start Shooting at Yugi Kong*

Y.K.: Damnit!! I'll Use Bitch as a shield!!! *Holds Bi-...er..Anzu out in font of him*

Anzu: *being pelted with bullets* AAHHHHHHHH!!

Y.K.:Damnit! She's still alive!!

Anzu: You'll pay Yugi kong..!

Y.K.: Shut up bitch. *drops her 100 stories*

Anzu:AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh....SPLAT!

Y.K.: HEY BITCH!! ARE YOU DEAD DOWN THERE!?!???

Anzu: You'll pay.....

Y.K.: DAMNIT!! DIE ALREADY!!!

Helicopters: Let us take care of this. *Launch missiles at Anzu*

Anzu: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU'LL ALL PAAAYYYY! BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!

All: YAY!

And so...our heroes have a party and get drunk in celebration for the bitch's death..

..but a second before she died, she had the baby....the baby narrowly escaped the blast but survived....this baby, coming from Pegasus, was a mutant of course, and swore revenge on Yugi Kong. What will be in store for our heroes?? What will await them in the sequal!?!?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Noodle:How do ya like it?? It's my first try, so don't be TOOOOO hard on

me!!

Kaiba: Face it, this sucks.

Noodle: Shut your mouth mortal!

Kaiba: Yes ma'am!!!

Noodle: ^-^

Yugi: I'm scared!

bakura: Me too!

Noodle: Don't worry boys! I LOVE you!!*glomps them both*

Yugi&Bakura: Help us Jou!!

Jou: sorry guys! hehehe. *Majin Bulma jumps out of nowhere and glomps him* EEEP!

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