Ch.2

Disclaimer: I do not own Charmed or any other trademarked materials in this fanfiction.

Oh, by the way I think I'll start making the chapters shorter so more people won't chicken out when they see how long that it is.

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"Piper tells me that ther's a new source and that you guy's powers are being switched to stupid things." Prue said. "Is this true?" Phoebe, Paige, Leo, and Cole all nodded. Prue glanced over at Cole and almost had a heart attack. "AHHH!! IT'S COLE!! PHOEBE! PIPER! PAIGE! WE GOTTA GET HIM!!" She used her power to fling Cole into the wall. "Prue, chill out! Cole's not evil anymore." said Phoebe. Prue knew this was what she had said last time but didn't bring this to her attention. "O.K, Phoebe and Paige. Get to work on a spell and potion. Me and Piper are going to go and try to find the demon before he kills someone, and Cole and Leo, just stand around until we need your help." said Prue. The others hated how she always had to be miss bossy pants but they said nothing. Prue could be pretty mean if she got the least bit mad. "O.K... but how do we know where the demon is? We can't scribe for him because we don't have any blood or skin." Piper said. Prue just grabbed her arm and they drove off.

"O.K, Piper. You look in the dinner benches area over there and I'll take the alley. Demons tend to like allies." Prue said. Piper agreed and jumped out of Prue's black van. She began just walking around, looking. The only person there was a woman who was taking her lunch break. She was skinny, blonde, and pretty. Piper was about to go up to her and ask her if she had seen a hot man in a cloak come by, when the hot man in the cloak(Otherwords the source) appeared before her. The woman on her lunch break was startled. "Hi, Handsome!! Are you here to kill me today?" Piper asked. The source was stunned at her 'handsome' remark. Piper quickly guestered and put a burning fire on the sources's butt. The lady looked even more startled. "AHH!! PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT!!" The source hollered. Piper kept it going. The source grabbed the innocent woman and charged up a powerball. "Unless you want this innocent to die I suggest you put out the fire." The source said. Piper put it out, but He still didn't put the innocent down. "PLEASE!! DON'T KILL HER!!" Piper shouted. "If you don't kill her, I'll give you one wild night in that hotel over there!!" The source smiled at this, and dropped the woman. "Deal." He said. The woman ran off screaming. "O.K. If you give us a lot of time before you make your next kill, I'll... say I love you while we're going at it." said Piper. So it was another deal, and they raced into the hotel. Prue, meanwhile, was looking for Piper. But she coulden't find her.

"That stupid cunt!!" Leo cursed. "She threw away my favorite T shirt because she said it was 'too ragged up'!! Well, she's gonna be the one who's ragged up when she gets back!!" He stomped into the kitchen, whereas Paige was making the potion. She threw something in and it exploded right in her face. "What a stench! I need a clothespin! And fast!" She said to Leo, waving a hand in front of her face. (At this moment Leo has no idea that Piper is having an affair with a demon) Leo raced over and grabbed a clothespin out of the hand towel drawer. He gave it to Paige, and she clipped it on her nose. "Thanks." She said, in a nasal voice. She threw in something else. It made it stink even worse. "Paige I think you need a lot more practice. Maybe you should stay away from the potions master role and hit something your better at... like your exterminating company." Leo said. Paige began putting the potion in 4 vials. "I think your actually right." Paige said. "I suck at this witch thing!!" She was about to walk out when Leo stopped her. "Paige! I'm thinking about getting a divorce!" He said. "But Piper... she'd be sad! And I don't know what to do!!" He said. Paige wore a look of surprise. But then she thought something, If she could get Leo and Piper to get a divorce, than SHE could get with Leo! It had been her life's dream ever since she had met him. She loved the way he would always listen to her when nobody else would. "A divorce... well, I'd say that's a smart idea for you to do." Paige said, acting like she wasen't interested. "Yeah, but what about Piper!!? She'd be the most morose person alive if I divorced her! She loves me! If only I could return her feelings..." Leo said. They both got a good laugh at that. "I'd say screw Piper's feelings into the ground. She's a miserable old b*tch anyway, what do you have to lose?" Paige said. Leo realized that she was right by far. "O.K... I guess I'll go and start filing for divorce." Leo said, orbing out.

"PIPER!! GET YOUR @$$ BACK HERE!!" Prue yelled at the top of her lungs. But she got no response. She sighed and rolled her eyes. Then she pulled out a map and her scribing crystal. (O.K, help me out here.... I'm gonna put on here that she can scribe for another witch with no blood, but I'm not sure that's true. One of you smart people, please email me and say whether I'm right or I'm wrong?) Prue began to move the crystal around the map, muttering, 'Piper' over and over again, just to bring the spirit into it. The crystal soon fell on the.... fancy hotel in San Fransisco. "She DIDN'T!!" She said, with disbeleif. "Or, maybe she did. But I wonder who's the lucky guy?" She was now talking to herself, as she noticed without much pleasure. What made her sisters such hoes sometimes? And wasen't Piper BRUNG TOGETHER IN HOLY MATRIMONY??!!(That means married.) Prue was very surprised. Why would Piper cheat on someone that she loved so much? That one time she was an empath she could sense the deep love but why now did she choose to cheat on him? She KNEW she still loved Leo; somehow she could STILL sense it. And that's what brung her up against a wall with disbeleif. My Power!! It changed? But how is the ability to sense emotions... idiotic?? She thought. She desperatly tried to astral project but nothing happened. She tried to fling a chair with her magic but it didn't budge. Her powers sure had changed, alright. But what was her other power? She knew now she was an empath, so help her god(or whatever higher power you beleive in. Or, no higher power at all. ^_^) She tried a million things but nothing she was aware of ever happened. So she decided to find an innocent to teste her powers on. (As evil as this may seem. If this woman was MY protector I would shoot myself) Then Prue froze in her tracks again. Maybe.. her power was not that of an empath... HER POWER WAS EMOTION SWINGS!! ( You wonder how she knew? She went from not wanting to kill any innocents to not caring. Now do you see how her power is stupid?) She decided to follow her emotions and go see what her new power was.
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The poor innocent was wondering what Prue was doing but she didn't care. She had tried everything! Finally, she tried that guestere Piper uses to freeze things and the oriental male innocent...froze. But not just any freeze. He was froze in a pose that proposed he had been scratching his butthole at the time he was frozen. But he HADEN'T been! She unfroze him and froze him again. This time a finger was jutted up his flat nose. Prue smiled. This was a freezing power with some zest to it!! She decided to go to the manor and show her sisters her new power.

Paige and Leo were in the living room watching T.V when Prue came in. "Leo! There's something I need to tell you that won't make you that happy." She said. Leo looked up. Was he........ sharing a drink with Paige? There were two straws in one cup so most likely yes. Paige looked disturbed. Leo got up and followed Prue into her bedroom. Then they shut the door and locked it. "O.K Leo, I didn't know if you wanted Paige to hear or not-" She began. But all the sudden Leo inturrupted. "PAIGE CAN HEAR ANYTHING I CAN HEAR!!" He hollered. Prue shrank back. "Uh... anyway, I need to talk to you about... Piper, where she is right now and one of her deepest secrets." Prue said. Leo was thinking about that Prue had some secrets of her own, secrets that Leo also shared. (If you don't know what I mean, ask me about it O.K?) "Spill. I like to hear secrets of Pipers and then embarress her terribly!" Leo said, rubbing his hands together. Prue grabbed him by the collar of his shirt. "Leo, you will not humiliate MY SISTER about this! You CAN tell her that you know but there is no way in h*ll that I'm going to let you embarrass her in front of god and everybody! I know you're having little attitude problems lately, and it had better CEASE TO EXIST NOW!!!" She yelled, in his face. Leo was glad she enjoyed eating Tic Tacs, and spit sprayed all over his face like rain. When Leo looked like he got the point Prue released him. "O.K. Are you sure your ready for what I need to tell you?" she asked. "I know it'll make you sad, considering it has to do with the love of your life and all........." "SHE'S NOT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME THAT AGAIN!! PAIGE IS THE LOVE OF MY-" Leo clapped a hand over his mouth, leaving Prue gaping. "And to think you're an angel!!" She murmured. She decided Leo woulden't care about the secret then. "Well, don't think Piper will be in a state of mourning when I tell her , because to be sweet with you SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU TOO!!" Prue yelled all the capitols right in Leo's sorry face. Leo got sad. "Why, that double crossing hussie!!" He said. "And I thought I was getting the treat of using her!! Too bad, huh?" Prue was stunned yet again. "I'm telling Piper that you love Paige." She said. "And that your gonna get a divorce." Leo laughed. "It's not like this is any of your buisness but for your information I ALREADY FILED FOR DIVORCE!! And if you tell Piper that I'm cheating on her with Paige, the power of three would be broken!!" "Well, that's not my concern it's Piper, Phoebe and Paige's!" Prue said."Plus, did you really think telling me that old bluff would stop me from blabbing my lips like a 4 year old??" Leo was horrified. THIS WOMAN WAS HOPELESS!

Piper returned to that manor and everyone was staring at her. Phoebe came in from the kitchen, with Cole, and stared. "What? Do I have a zit on my forehead or something? Why is everyone staring at me like a freakshow?" Piper asked. Prue walked up. "Uh... Piper... when I scribed for you today I found you in a HOTEL. Now what other reason would you go to a hotel for except for.... you know... cheating on Leo?" she said. Piper just stood there for a moment. Then, she began to laugh. "I wasen't cheating on Leo! Simply carriying out a deal! Look, I offered sex for the life of an innocent and the Book of Shadows says that's the best way to deal with it!!" Everyone was happy she wasen't cheating. "Oh and something else, LEO'S cheating on you with PAIGE!!!" Prue hollered. Paige was about to yell, "THAT'S NOT TRUE!!" But something even more absurd happened. Piper screamed like an enraged animal and began ripping at her clothes and hair. "I bought her that outfit..." Phoebe whined. "YOU BUTTHOLE!" She hollered, and began coming at Leo kicking and thrashing. She dug her long fingernails in his face and sliced it all up. "LEO!!" Paige yelled. Paige ran up and began slapping Piper. "Cat Fight Cat fight Cat Fight..." Cole began chanting, pumping a fist. "Prue, what do we do to stop them?" Phoebe asked. Prue didn't know. "Uh... let's watch!!" Prue said. "O.K!!" Phoebe replyed. They went and made popcorn, and began watching.

"O.k..." Prue said. She had finally got Piper and Paige to settle down. Blood was on the carpet. "While I call Dalworth carpet cleaning, you two try to work this thing out!!" Prue said. She went and got her cell phone. Piper and Paige were MAD. They were growling at eachother and kicking eachother. Paige sat with the potions and the spell in her lap waiting to explain the good news. Just then, the hot source appeared. "Hey, I thought I got rid of you!" Piper said. The source only laughed. "Guys!! I've got the perfect power of three spell that we can use! Just join hands!!" Piper and Paige looked discusted. "Are you kidding? There is no way IN HELL that I am going to join hands with Paige Matthews." said Piper. "She can keep her discusting germs off of me, thank you." It was obvious Paige wasen't going to join hands with Piper, either. Phoebe was gaping. "What about the innocents?" She asked. Piper scoffed. "Screw the innocents, I want my husband." She said. Phoebe slapped herself in the forehead. "I can't-" The source then attacked Piper, Phoebe, Paige, Leo, Cole and Prue. "D*MM*T, JOIN HANDS!!" Prue yelled at Piper and Paige. "No!" said Paige. "We can beat him on our own!!" Then, they saw the source chant something, grab the book and make off with it. "See, look what you did now. Now the innocents are all doomed thanks to us failures! What has gotten into you?" Phoebe asked. Piper just walked out. "You know, this reminds me of a song I once heard..." Cole began. "Don't start." Leo griped. Then he and Paige went into Paige's room to do something.

"My baby still hasen't woken up for Prue to see him!" Piper whined. Her, Phoebe, Cole and Prue were sitting on the couch reflecting over what had just happened. "If it wasen't for Paige the book woulden't be gone. " Piper muttered. Phoebe laughed. "No, if it wasen't for you and Paige's childish attitudes the book woulden't be gone." She corrected. Prue turned up the T.V even louder to show that she was watching something. "Turn that down, Mrs. B*tch!! I'm trying to talk!" Phoebe joked. Prue turned it even louder. "Listen to im." Piper said, discusted. "I can hear Paige and Leo from all the way down here!!" She was soooo mad that her own sister would have an affair with her husband. "Maybe I can cast a spell on her? A spell for Acne?" Prue asked. "How I'd love that! I just love tormenting strangers!!" Piper and Phoebe shook their heads. "Wanna hear a song?" Cole asked, only to be slapped by Phoebe. She was really getting tired of this crap.