A.N. Sorry for not updating in like, a month. I ran out of inspiration!
Forgive me!!!
"So let me get this straight. You are from another world parallel to ours in a way and we are a T.V. Show called Slayers?" Lina asked, excitement in her voice.
"Ya, it's so much fun." Cloud sighed; obviously being sarcastic.
"There are cars, TV's, books upon books, you name anything and they probably have it as long as it doesn't have to do with magical abilities and the like."
"What's a car?" Gourry asked. Cloud sighed at the thought of explaining yet another thing. She had already explained the T.V., motor, telephone, computer, microwave, cable, and lots of household appliances.
"A car is a motorized vehicle. Think of a horse and a cart. Now take away the horse and you are left with the cart. Say you power that cart with something, oh say a motor and you could turn that motor on with a key. Well, in basic reality the carts are supped up and look really nice-made of metal and painted with shiny colors. They have motors that you start with a key and you steer using a wheel and stick connected to the tires, or wheels. Get it?"
"Not.. really."
"Sorta."
"The theory is right." Cloud sighed.
"Well don't ask me to explain it again."
"O.k. then Ms, Cloud!" the young princess sighed.
"How long have we been walking without seeing that damn monster?"
"Two hours, why?" Lina stated, and then asked.
"Because in the show he ALWAYS shows up after a few hours or a day."
"Oh."
"Are we really famous?" Gourry asked, all excited like.
"Oh ya, you're sooo popular with anime otakus like myself. Some even think Lina and you make such a great couple. Heck, they even have shrines to you guys." Cloud said with a wave of her hand.
"GOURRY AND I ARE NOT GOING OUT!!"
"Sure you aren't Lina. We all know you and Gourry have an evil conspiracy with the evil chipmunks and are planning to take over the world!"
"What?!"
"That, my friends, was a dip into my insane mind. It's also a good way to get out of trouble-convince them you're insane. I have convinced three bullies into not picking a fight with me that way; I hate fighting meaningless battles."
"You're good at changing the subject Ms. Cloud."
"That's because I'm good at pointing out when I want to be left alone."
"I'm confused."
"Good, now we can all go into our happy little places and look for a town where MAYBE I'll start believing I'm here and that I have ended up a chimera."
"Ooo.k.."
Oh yes, Cloud was having such fun on this little trip. So much fun that inside she was kicking and screaming. She was saying, 'I WANA GO HOOOOOOOOOME!!!'
Oh yes, she was having so much fun, wasn't she?
"So let me get this straight. You are from another world parallel to ours in a way and we are a T.V. Show called Slayers?" Lina asked, excitement in her voice.
"Ya, it's so much fun." Cloud sighed; obviously being sarcastic.
"There are cars, TV's, books upon books, you name anything and they probably have it as long as it doesn't have to do with magical abilities and the like."
"What's a car?" Gourry asked. Cloud sighed at the thought of explaining yet another thing. She had already explained the T.V., motor, telephone, computer, microwave, cable, and lots of household appliances.
"A car is a motorized vehicle. Think of a horse and a cart. Now take away the horse and you are left with the cart. Say you power that cart with something, oh say a motor and you could turn that motor on with a key. Well, in basic reality the carts are supped up and look really nice-made of metal and painted with shiny colors. They have motors that you start with a key and you steer using a wheel and stick connected to the tires, or wheels. Get it?"
"Not.. really."
"Sorta."
"The theory is right." Cloud sighed.
"Well don't ask me to explain it again."
"O.k. then Ms, Cloud!" the young princess sighed.
"How long have we been walking without seeing that damn monster?"
"Two hours, why?" Lina stated, and then asked.
"Because in the show he ALWAYS shows up after a few hours or a day."
"Oh."
"Are we really famous?" Gourry asked, all excited like.
"Oh ya, you're sooo popular with anime otakus like myself. Some even think Lina and you make such a great couple. Heck, they even have shrines to you guys." Cloud said with a wave of her hand.
"GOURRY AND I ARE NOT GOING OUT!!"
"Sure you aren't Lina. We all know you and Gourry have an evil conspiracy with the evil chipmunks and are planning to take over the world!"
"What?!"
"That, my friends, was a dip into my insane mind. It's also a good way to get out of trouble-convince them you're insane. I have convinced three bullies into not picking a fight with me that way; I hate fighting meaningless battles."
"You're good at changing the subject Ms. Cloud."
"That's because I'm good at pointing out when I want to be left alone."
"I'm confused."
"Good, now we can all go into our happy little places and look for a town where MAYBE I'll start believing I'm here and that I have ended up a chimera."
"Ooo.k.."
Oh yes, Cloud was having such fun on this little trip. So much fun that inside she was kicking and screaming. She was saying, 'I WANA GO HOOOOOOOOOME!!!'
Oh yes, she was having so much fun, wasn't she?
