TITLE: A Holiday in Trabia
AUTHOR: Joe
DISCLAIMER: All characters from the FF8 game belong to Squaresoft, all original characters are mine. I'm just messing around with the boys and girls of FF8, please don't sue, don't have any money.
PAIRING: Squall x Seifer, Irvine x Zell, and a little Selphie x Quistis
FEEDBACK: Yes, love some please.
ARCHIVE: If anyone actually wants to archive this please email your request to me.
WARNING: Not much in this chapter, but eventually it will have Yaoi/Yuri. That means same sex pairings, so if you're against all that then why are you even on this ML.
(AN: Sorry to all those Squall fans, I love him too, but he was just too easy to make fun of in this fic.)
1 CHAPTER TWO
"Over here you guys. This store is just perfect for winter wear." Selphie called bouncing about energetically. Shortly after they had found Seifer and his friends they had literally run down Rinoa on the way to the dorms. Of course she was eager to go shopping, especially since Squall was buying the clothes for her. So it was that the rather large group of nine found themselves down in Balamb. It was with great wariness that the shop owners opened their doors to the rather eager group. Hey as long as they were spending money who were the shop keepers to argue.
"Selphie, this is designer wear. We're going skiing not to a fashion show." Quistis told her carefully, Selphie unhappy wasn't a good thing.
"So, at least we'll look good while we ski." Selphie insisted oblivious or just plain ignoring the moans of the group.
"Well, I agree with Selphie. This store is absolutely divine." Rinoa stood up for the tiny girl. Quistis stifled a giggle as she caught Squall rolling his blue eyes in exasperation. Well of course Rinoa wouldn't care, Quistis thought to herself, it's Squall's money she's spending not her own.
"Fine, whatever. I don't want any arguments." Quistis gave in, she didn't think she had it in her to take on both Selphie and Rinoa.
"CARRY!" Fujin yet again ordered her companion, handing over yet another package. No one had known that Fujin liked to shop, now they could see she was a nightmare. The only people slightly worse than her were Rinoa and Selphie.
"Oh, but Fu. I can't carry anymore ya know." Raijin moaned under the mountain of packages Fujin had him carrying.
"RAGE!" The silver haired woman shouted kicking him in the shin.
"Oooooooow, Fu that hurt ya know." Raijin howled almost dropping the packages.
"CAREFUL!" She cried paling slightly, she and the girls had gone into a lingerie store earlier and she didn't want Raijin seeing things that she wasn't ready for him to see yet.
"Well if you hadn't kicked me Fu." The giant pouted, Raijin pouting was something a lot of people hadn't seen before and they were surprised to note that he was good at it. Probably better than Zell.
"WIMP!" She exclaimed though in a softer voice than usual.
As this was going on Seifer Almasy had surprisingly gotten out of carrying any packages except his own, which weren't many anyway. This could be due to the fact that there were more boys than girls in the group and Seifer was very glad for it. All the guys except for Zell looked as though they were about to fall over, while Seifer was interested to note that the girls carried not one package between them. Due to this Seifer decided that women were slave drivers and was glad for the fact that he was gay, at least he wouldn't break his back carrying purchases for some woman.
"Seifer why aren't you carrying anything?" Selphie suddenly asked him in a deceptively mild voice.
"I'm carrying something see." He defended himself showing the bouncy brunette his one package.
"You're not carrying as much as the other boys. Why is this?" She was still talking in a mild voice. Seifer was suddenly very scared, what did this diminutive little girl have in store for him?
"Ah, I'm not partnered up Selphie." He explained, he really didn't have an excuse, so he thought that honesty was the best policy.
"True, but Seifer the other boys are almost falling over. Don't you think it would be nice of you to take a couple of packages off each of them?" She asked innocently, Seifer knew when he was beaten so went about and took two packages off each of the other boys, so now each boy was carrying 8 packages each.
"Good boy." Selphie crowed reaching up to pat Seifer's shoulder in a condescending way. Seifer changed his mind, women weren't slave drivers, they were just plain evil. He now had a better understanding of why sorceress' were always female.
Squall looked in alarm at the store in front of them. The girls now wanted to dress them. This store was not Squall's type of clothing store. In fact thank's to this clothing store Squall was beginning to have the same frame of mind as Seifer. Women were evil, and the world was probably better off without them.
//You expect me to wear clothing from this store?// He asked Rinoa, though he didn't realise that she couldn't hear him.
"Why are you looking at me like that Squall?" Rinoa asked pouting, Squall decided that the pout was an evil device invented by a woman. And Rinoa couldn't even do it well.
"She can't hear you Squall, you're talking in your head again." Seifer offered helpfully, Squall decided that Seifer was evil as well.
"I said, you expect me to wear clothing from this store?"
"Well yes, why not? It's better than what you wear now." Rinoa told him confused.
"And what is wrong with leather. I know a lot of girls who would like boyfriends that looked half as good as me in leather." Squall shouted, if a bit arrogantly, it was the longest and loudest he'd spoken that day, and the day was already three quarters of the way over. But Squall was pleased to note that everyone nodded their heads emphatically. It was good to know that they agreed with him.
"But Squall don't you think that it makes you look like a bit of a ….well you know….a slut?" Rinoa finally got out.
"Ah….what is wrong with that?" Squall asked confused, he knew he looked good, what was wrong with him wanting to flaunt it?
"Well Squall, I don't want everyone thinking you're available when you're mine." Rinoa insisted stubbornly.
"So what do you want Rinoa, do you want me to tattoo 'Property of Rinoa Heartily' across my forehead?"
"Would you, could you?" That wasn't the reaction Squall was hoping for, it sounded a bit desparate and unhealthy.
"Ah…No and no. I don't think so it'll look a tad pathetic Rinoa. Do you really want a co-dependent relationship with me?" Squall asked, he was quite shocked, this was the most he'd spoken in a while.
"You've got a point there, fine then. I'll just have to settle for dressing you like I want you dressed. Come on Squall, we've got some shopping to do." Rinoa told him dragging him into the store.
Seifer chuckled to himself as Rinoa dragged a reluctant Squall into the store that sold designer men's clothes. He didn't know why Rinoa even tried, she wasn't going to mold him into the image that she wanted. And if she succeeded he wouldn't be the man she'd fallen in love with in the first place. Meanwhile as Rinoa looked through the clothing on the rack Seifer spotted a store that was very much to his liking. It was the store that Squall went shopping in, Seifer also shopped in it and he spotted an outfit that he absolutely loved. It was mostly leather with some chains and buckles attached to it. And to complete the ensemble was the most awesome black leather trench coat that Seifer had ever seen. It was even better than his grey one.
"I'll be back in a second." He mumbled to Fujin and Raijin before gravitating towards the store. He was almost drooling as he approached the store window.
"Can I help you?" The shop assistant asked casually roving his eye over Seifer's figure. Obviously he was pleased and became considerably warmer. Seifer studied the man who had spoken and was surprised to note that he was new.
"You're new here?" Seifer asked rhetorically, "I'm Seifer Almasy, a regular. How much is that outfit in the window, and do you have it in my size?"
"Of course, please come in Mr Almasy." The shop assistant almost purred.
AUTHOR: Joe
DISCLAIMER: All characters from the FF8 game belong to Squaresoft, all original characters are mine. I'm just messing around with the boys and girls of FF8, please don't sue, don't have any money.
PAIRING: Squall x Seifer, Irvine x Zell, and a little Selphie x Quistis
FEEDBACK: Yes, love some please.
ARCHIVE: If anyone actually wants to archive this please email your request to me.
WARNING: Not much in this chapter, but eventually it will have Yaoi/Yuri. That means same sex pairings, so if you're against all that then why are you even on this ML.
(AN: Sorry to all those Squall fans, I love him too, but he was just too easy to make fun of in this fic.)
1 CHAPTER TWO
"Over here you guys. This store is just perfect for winter wear." Selphie called bouncing about energetically. Shortly after they had found Seifer and his friends they had literally run down Rinoa on the way to the dorms. Of course she was eager to go shopping, especially since Squall was buying the clothes for her. So it was that the rather large group of nine found themselves down in Balamb. It was with great wariness that the shop owners opened their doors to the rather eager group. Hey as long as they were spending money who were the shop keepers to argue.
"Selphie, this is designer wear. We're going skiing not to a fashion show." Quistis told her carefully, Selphie unhappy wasn't a good thing.
"So, at least we'll look good while we ski." Selphie insisted oblivious or just plain ignoring the moans of the group.
"Well, I agree with Selphie. This store is absolutely divine." Rinoa stood up for the tiny girl. Quistis stifled a giggle as she caught Squall rolling his blue eyes in exasperation. Well of course Rinoa wouldn't care, Quistis thought to herself, it's Squall's money she's spending not her own.
"Fine, whatever. I don't want any arguments." Quistis gave in, she didn't think she had it in her to take on both Selphie and Rinoa.
"CARRY!" Fujin yet again ordered her companion, handing over yet another package. No one had known that Fujin liked to shop, now they could see she was a nightmare. The only people slightly worse than her were Rinoa and Selphie.
"Oh, but Fu. I can't carry anymore ya know." Raijin moaned under the mountain of packages Fujin had him carrying.
"RAGE!" The silver haired woman shouted kicking him in the shin.
"Oooooooow, Fu that hurt ya know." Raijin howled almost dropping the packages.
"CAREFUL!" She cried paling slightly, she and the girls had gone into a lingerie store earlier and she didn't want Raijin seeing things that she wasn't ready for him to see yet.
"Well if you hadn't kicked me Fu." The giant pouted, Raijin pouting was something a lot of people hadn't seen before and they were surprised to note that he was good at it. Probably better than Zell.
"WIMP!" She exclaimed though in a softer voice than usual.
As this was going on Seifer Almasy had surprisingly gotten out of carrying any packages except his own, which weren't many anyway. This could be due to the fact that there were more boys than girls in the group and Seifer was very glad for it. All the guys except for Zell looked as though they were about to fall over, while Seifer was interested to note that the girls carried not one package between them. Due to this Seifer decided that women were slave drivers and was glad for the fact that he was gay, at least he wouldn't break his back carrying purchases for some woman.
"Seifer why aren't you carrying anything?" Selphie suddenly asked him in a deceptively mild voice.
"I'm carrying something see." He defended himself showing the bouncy brunette his one package.
"You're not carrying as much as the other boys. Why is this?" She was still talking in a mild voice. Seifer was suddenly very scared, what did this diminutive little girl have in store for him?
"Ah, I'm not partnered up Selphie." He explained, he really didn't have an excuse, so he thought that honesty was the best policy.
"True, but Seifer the other boys are almost falling over. Don't you think it would be nice of you to take a couple of packages off each of them?" She asked innocently, Seifer knew when he was beaten so went about and took two packages off each of the other boys, so now each boy was carrying 8 packages each.
"Good boy." Selphie crowed reaching up to pat Seifer's shoulder in a condescending way. Seifer changed his mind, women weren't slave drivers, they were just plain evil. He now had a better understanding of why sorceress' were always female.
Squall looked in alarm at the store in front of them. The girls now wanted to dress them. This store was not Squall's type of clothing store. In fact thank's to this clothing store Squall was beginning to have the same frame of mind as Seifer. Women were evil, and the world was probably better off without them.
//You expect me to wear clothing from this store?// He asked Rinoa, though he didn't realise that she couldn't hear him.
"Why are you looking at me like that Squall?" Rinoa asked pouting, Squall decided that the pout was an evil device invented by a woman. And Rinoa couldn't even do it well.
"She can't hear you Squall, you're talking in your head again." Seifer offered helpfully, Squall decided that Seifer was evil as well.
"I said, you expect me to wear clothing from this store?"
"Well yes, why not? It's better than what you wear now." Rinoa told him confused.
"And what is wrong with leather. I know a lot of girls who would like boyfriends that looked half as good as me in leather." Squall shouted, if a bit arrogantly, it was the longest and loudest he'd spoken that day, and the day was already three quarters of the way over. But Squall was pleased to note that everyone nodded their heads emphatically. It was good to know that they agreed with him.
"But Squall don't you think that it makes you look like a bit of a ….well you know….a slut?" Rinoa finally got out.
"Ah….what is wrong with that?" Squall asked confused, he knew he looked good, what was wrong with him wanting to flaunt it?
"Well Squall, I don't want everyone thinking you're available when you're mine." Rinoa insisted stubbornly.
"So what do you want Rinoa, do you want me to tattoo 'Property of Rinoa Heartily' across my forehead?"
"Would you, could you?" That wasn't the reaction Squall was hoping for, it sounded a bit desparate and unhealthy.
"Ah…No and no. I don't think so it'll look a tad pathetic Rinoa. Do you really want a co-dependent relationship with me?" Squall asked, he was quite shocked, this was the most he'd spoken in a while.
"You've got a point there, fine then. I'll just have to settle for dressing you like I want you dressed. Come on Squall, we've got some shopping to do." Rinoa told him dragging him into the store.
Seifer chuckled to himself as Rinoa dragged a reluctant Squall into the store that sold designer men's clothes. He didn't know why Rinoa even tried, she wasn't going to mold him into the image that she wanted. And if she succeeded he wouldn't be the man she'd fallen in love with in the first place. Meanwhile as Rinoa looked through the clothing on the rack Seifer spotted a store that was very much to his liking. It was the store that Squall went shopping in, Seifer also shopped in it and he spotted an outfit that he absolutely loved. It was mostly leather with some chains and buckles attached to it. And to complete the ensemble was the most awesome black leather trench coat that Seifer had ever seen. It was even better than his grey one.
"I'll be back in a second." He mumbled to Fujin and Raijin before gravitating towards the store. He was almost drooling as he approached the store window.
"Can I help you?" The shop assistant asked casually roving his eye over Seifer's figure. Obviously he was pleased and became considerably warmer. Seifer studied the man who had spoken and was surprised to note that he was new.
"You're new here?" Seifer asked rhetorically, "I'm Seifer Almasy, a regular. How much is that outfit in the window, and do you have it in my size?"
"Of course, please come in Mr Almasy." The shop assistant almost purred.
