Part Three: Blame Disney!
"MR FUJIYAMA" Shouted Cid. Surprised. Wasn't Mr Fujiyama a security guard? "What are you doing here."
"I was fired. It turns out I didn't know anything about being a security guard!" Said Mr Fujiyama surprisingly happy for somebody who had just been fired. "now I get to give out the scripts! Okay this ones for Aeris.." Mr Fujiyama hands out all the scripts and leaves the room. Everybody starts to read them.
Cid was the first person to get annoyed. "WHAT THE **** IS THIS!!!!!!!! I'm a pilot! Not some ******* shop owner!!!!!" Cid carrys on going on about being a shop owner while everyone else ignores him. But Cid is not the only one to get annoyed..
"They spelt my name wrong!" Cried Aeris obviously upset.
"So? Aerith is a nice name" Said Cloud trying to cheer her up.
"But it's not my name!" Said Aeris. "I guess it could be worse.." She said realising she was overreacting!
"What do you mean it could be worse?" Screamed Rinoa!!! From the other side of the room. "They got my Squall's name wrong too! I mean does he look like a Leon?"
"These ******* scripts suck!!!!" Shouted Cid!!!! Still annoyed at the shop thing!
"I'm going to complain!!!" Said Rinoa.
"I don't mind being called Leon." Said Squall trying to calm her down.
"Yes you do!" Rinoa replied.
"What's so bad about Leon?" Squall tried again. "It's part of Leonheat." This time it worked and Rinoa started to read the script again over Squall's shoulder.
"THEY'VE GOT MY NAME WRONG TOO!!!" Screamed Yuffie "My name isn't Vince.. Never mind." She said remembering that she's stolen Vincent's part.
All was calm for awhile though they could still here Cid mumbling about "****** shop owners." But it didn't last long!
"Why am I evil?" Asked Cloud who likes being a hero. Riku starts laughing at him.
"I don't know why you're laughing said Sephiroth who had just glanced quickly through the script. "Your evil too." Riku looked at him.
"yeah right" he said
"Read the script." Said Sephiroth. Riku quickly glanced over the script.
"WHAT!!!" Screamed Riku getting to the part where he's evil. Sephiroth laughed at Cloud and Riku who were both furious.
"Come on Aeris." Said Cloud. "We're going to complain!!!"
"I'm coming too!" said Cid following Cloud and Aeris with Rinoa and Riku tagging behind. Everyone else calmly read his or her script.
Mr Fujiyama was very pleased with the script he had written. It had took him an hour. The longest time he had ever worked on one project. He was really surprised to see the five really angry people come into his office.
"Why am I a ***** shop owner!!!" Screamed Cid at the same time Riku and Cloud shouted "WHY AM I EVIL!!!!"
"You seem to have made a mistake" Said Aeris calmly. "My name is spelt A-E-R-I-S not A-E-R-I-T-H."
"Why is my SQUALL called Leon!" Rinoa demanded. Mr Fujiyama looked at them in shock. He though he would calm Cid don first as he looked the maddest and was also the easiest to calm down.
"If you had read further in the script" Mr Fujiyama had explained "You would have found out that your real job is a Gummi ship engineer not a shop owner." Cid glanced through the script to find out that Mr Fujiyama was right. Cid looked slightly embarrassed so Cloud decided to cover for him.
"Yeah that may be true, but Cid swears a lot more than that in real life." Cloud said trying to pick an argument.
"The games rated 11+" Explained Mr Fujiyama.
"So's Final fantasy." Said Cid. Happy just to argue for the sake of arguing.
"Blame Disney!" Said Mr Fujiyama. Cid just looked annoyed and stormed out of the room. This gave Mr Fujiyama an idea!
"Why am I evil?" Asked Cloud.
"Blame Disney. It there fault not mine! I was just following their rules" Mr Fujiyama lied. From then on he told anyone who complained about the script to "Blame Disney" which they did.
Outside the Disney office Cid, Cloud, Rinoa, Riku and Aeris waited for "Mr Disney". When "Mr Disney" heard about their complaints he sacked Mr Fujiyama but didn't do anything about there complaints so they were all stuck with their roles.
Everyone else didn't really like the script and some were upset that they only had small parts, but they decided to put up with it after all Squall and Selphie didn't care and they were planning sequels to Final Fantasy 7 and 10. Filming would start tomorrow. This was announced with various reactions from fear, dread and excitement from the cast.
"MR FUJIYAMA" Shouted Cid. Surprised. Wasn't Mr Fujiyama a security guard? "What are you doing here."
"I was fired. It turns out I didn't know anything about being a security guard!" Said Mr Fujiyama surprisingly happy for somebody who had just been fired. "now I get to give out the scripts! Okay this ones for Aeris.." Mr Fujiyama hands out all the scripts and leaves the room. Everybody starts to read them.
Cid was the first person to get annoyed. "WHAT THE **** IS THIS!!!!!!!! I'm a pilot! Not some ******* shop owner!!!!!" Cid carrys on going on about being a shop owner while everyone else ignores him. But Cid is not the only one to get annoyed..
"They spelt my name wrong!" Cried Aeris obviously upset.
"So? Aerith is a nice name" Said Cloud trying to cheer her up.
"But it's not my name!" Said Aeris. "I guess it could be worse.." She said realising she was overreacting!
"What do you mean it could be worse?" Screamed Rinoa!!! From the other side of the room. "They got my Squall's name wrong too! I mean does he look like a Leon?"
"These ******* scripts suck!!!!" Shouted Cid!!!! Still annoyed at the shop thing!
"I'm going to complain!!!" Said Rinoa.
"I don't mind being called Leon." Said Squall trying to calm her down.
"Yes you do!" Rinoa replied.
"What's so bad about Leon?" Squall tried again. "It's part of Leonheat." This time it worked and Rinoa started to read the script again over Squall's shoulder.
"THEY'VE GOT MY NAME WRONG TOO!!!" Screamed Yuffie "My name isn't Vince.. Never mind." She said remembering that she's stolen Vincent's part.
All was calm for awhile though they could still here Cid mumbling about "****** shop owners." But it didn't last long!
"Why am I evil?" Asked Cloud who likes being a hero. Riku starts laughing at him.
"I don't know why you're laughing said Sephiroth who had just glanced quickly through the script. "Your evil too." Riku looked at him.
"yeah right" he said
"Read the script." Said Sephiroth. Riku quickly glanced over the script.
"WHAT!!!" Screamed Riku getting to the part where he's evil. Sephiroth laughed at Cloud and Riku who were both furious.
"Come on Aeris." Said Cloud. "We're going to complain!!!"
"I'm coming too!" said Cid following Cloud and Aeris with Rinoa and Riku tagging behind. Everyone else calmly read his or her script.
Mr Fujiyama was very pleased with the script he had written. It had took him an hour. The longest time he had ever worked on one project. He was really surprised to see the five really angry people come into his office.
"Why am I a ***** shop owner!!!" Screamed Cid at the same time Riku and Cloud shouted "WHY AM I EVIL!!!!"
"You seem to have made a mistake" Said Aeris calmly. "My name is spelt A-E-R-I-S not A-E-R-I-T-H."
"Why is my SQUALL called Leon!" Rinoa demanded. Mr Fujiyama looked at them in shock. He though he would calm Cid don first as he looked the maddest and was also the easiest to calm down.
"If you had read further in the script" Mr Fujiyama had explained "You would have found out that your real job is a Gummi ship engineer not a shop owner." Cid glanced through the script to find out that Mr Fujiyama was right. Cid looked slightly embarrassed so Cloud decided to cover for him.
"Yeah that may be true, but Cid swears a lot more than that in real life." Cloud said trying to pick an argument.
"The games rated 11+" Explained Mr Fujiyama.
"So's Final fantasy." Said Cid. Happy just to argue for the sake of arguing.
"Blame Disney!" Said Mr Fujiyama. Cid just looked annoyed and stormed out of the room. This gave Mr Fujiyama an idea!
"Why am I evil?" Asked Cloud.
"Blame Disney. It there fault not mine! I was just following their rules" Mr Fujiyama lied. From then on he told anyone who complained about the script to "Blame Disney" which they did.
Outside the Disney office Cid, Cloud, Rinoa, Riku and Aeris waited for "Mr Disney". When "Mr Disney" heard about their complaints he sacked Mr Fujiyama but didn't do anything about there complaints so they were all stuck with their roles.
Everyone else didn't really like the script and some were upset that they only had small parts, but they decided to put up with it after all Squall and Selphie didn't care and they were planning sequels to Final Fantasy 7 and 10. Filming would start tomorrow. This was announced with various reactions from fear, dread and excitement from the cast.
