Part 5: Wake up Sora!

Sora, Riku, Kairi, Selphie Tidus and Wakka were all sitting in the Squaresoft lounge waiting to film the beginning of Kingdom Hearts. Well sitting wasn't exactly the right way to describe them, Tidus and Wakka were throwing a blitzball between them. Selphie was trying to work out how to work a skipping rope. (She thought it was a weapon). And the other 3 were playing on a PS2. Filming was supposed to have started 2 hours ago and so far nobody had come to say why it was delayed.

"Gimme a break" Complained Tidus. "They should be here by now, right?"
"They were supposed to be here two hours ago" Said Kairi.
"You don't think Mr Fujiyama's filming it do you?" Asked Wakka suddenly suspicious
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Sora.
"Come on, it's not that bad!" Said Tidus who was willing to give Mr Fujiyama a second chance.
"Yes it is!!!" Whined Sora. "Riku's beaten me. AGAIN!!!" Said Sora.
"Oh, I thought you were talking about Mr Fujiyama" Said Tidus.
"You weren't the only one" Added Riku.
"You MUST be cheating!!!" Said Sora looking at his 1 win compared to Riku's 19. (Kairi had just been watching)
"I don't cheat" Said Riku. Already bored by Sora's outbursts. Before Sora could argue back Mr Fujiyama walked through the door!!!
"Hi. I'm the new head of the filming department!!!" He said. "I was fired from script writing!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Screamed Sora, everyone glanced over at him. "He's beaten me again!!!!!" Everyone just looked bored and turned back to Mr Fujiyama.
"Excuse me, Mr Fujiyama. I don't want to sound rude or anything but what do you know about filming?" Asked Riku.
"Not a single thing!" Said Mr Fujiyama happily. Everyone else looked worried. "I need Sora at the studio in 10 minutes. I'm just going to get a coffee first" He said leaving the room.
"Yessssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!" Shouted Sora. Everyone glanced his way. "I've won!!!!! Take that Riku!!!!"
"I wasn't even playing." Said Riku from the other side of the room.
"Save your excuses for some idiot who's listening" Said Sora.
"Who put him in charge of filming?" Wakka asked puzzled.
"I did!!!" Said Selphie!!! "I asked the producer and he said 'Alright whatever just stop jumping on my desk' and put him charge. Isn't he a nice guy?" Everyone just stared at her in shock.
"I hate to think how this game is going to turn out" Said Riku.
"What do you mean by that?" Selphie demanded.
"Well come on, you've seen the mess he's made of the scripts and from what Cid was saying between swearing he's a rubbish security guard too!" Riku explained. "How good do you think he'll be at filming? My guess, not good."
"Maybe he'll surprise us." Tidus said hopefully, always optimistic.
"Maybe. But I'm not counting on it." Riku replied. Just then Mr Fujiyama's voice was heard from the intercom.
"How do you turn this on? Oh it is on! I can hear my voice!!!!! Now what was I doing? Oh yeah, can Sora please come to stage one. Repeat can Sora come to stage one. And bring me a chocolate bar. Thanks."
"You think he'll surprise us? He can't even work the intercom." Said Riku proving his point.
"Ok, man. Maybe your right. But I can still hope." Said Tidus giving in to Riku.
"Hey Sora, wake up!!!" Said Wakka noticing Sora daydreaming in the corner.
"Wha.What's going on?" Asked Sora coming back to reality.
"Your needed on stage." Said Wakka.
"OK! See you guys later!" Sora shouted as he ran out of the room.
"Well, he's happy" Said Tidus. "Happy isn't always good." Said Kairi looking at Selphie bouncing on the Sofa.
"You've got that right." Said Riku.

Sora arrived at Stage 1 and knocked on the door.
"Who's that?" Called Mr Fujiyama.
"Me." Replied Sora.
"Come in." Said Mr Fujiyama. Sora walked in to find your typical filming studio. Mr Fujiyama was sitting in a director's chair with his name on it followed by some graffiti that read 'Professional idiot.' "Where's my chocolate?" asked Mr Fujiyama.
"What chocolate? Nobody told me to get you chocolate." Said Sora confused.
"Really? Maybe I forgot to ask." Said Mr Fujiyama. "I'm going to starve to death now!!!"
"I'll go get you some." Said Sora.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!! I'll get fired!!!! I've already been told of because the filming started a little late!!!"
"Two and a half hours" Sora said.
"I know! Talk about over reacting!" Said Mr Fujiyama.
"Can we just start filming?" Asked Sora.
"No because I haven't got any chocolate!" Said Mr Fujiyama.
"But you just told me not to get you any!" Said Sora confused!!!
"I did? Oh well let's just start filming!" Said Mr Fujiyama.
"Let's" Said Sora exasperated!
"Right! First you have to stand on the cliff!" Said Mr Fujiyama.
"Uhhh. there is no cliff!" Said Sora. Now REALLY confused!
"WHAT!!!" Screamed Mr Fujiyama! "Right that's it! I'm going to complain!!!! First no chocolate now THIS!!!!" And with that Mr Fujiyama went off to complain!
"What do I do now?" Sora asked the cameraman.
"Let's just film your scene on the beach." Suggested the cameraman who's name was Mr Taylor. But his name's unimportant. The rest off the day went quickly because the cameraman, Mr Taylor, was in charge! It turned out that he had been taking lessons in directing. But what happened to Mr Fujiyama?

Mr Fujiyama had been heading towards the head office but unfortunately there seemed to be a vending machine on the way! And so being Mr Fujiyama he had started eating chocolate! Of course there's nothing wrong with having a ten minute break to eat chocolate but when you stay there for the entire morning and the vending machine just happens to be outside his boss's office, well you can guess what happened! He got fired!!!

Do people like Mr Fujiyama? Should I keep him or get rid of him? Review and please tell me! And just for the record in the next chapter there's Squall!!!!!

And to those people who like Donald and Goofy, sorry I'm trying to avoid having them in it! I prefer the Final Fantasy chracters!