A/n: This is a parody of "Belle" from Beauty and the Beast. I do not own president bush, the United States, Iraq, my friends, Disney, or Saddam. But if I did own these things, they couldn't sue me! Kee hee hee!

Saddam: Little town, it's a peasant village. Ev'ry man, really sick and
poor. Little town, full of little peasants. Waking up to say.
Peasants: Help me! Help me! Oh please, Allah, save me! Saddam: There goes my army in their tanks, like always. With plans to burn and roast and kill. Ev'ry morning just the same, since the morning that I
came the leader of this town.
Peasant: Morning, Saddam!

Saddam: Morning, Peasant!

Peasant: Where are you off to?
Saddam: The weapon shop. I just finished this WONDERFUL weapon. It had
fire, and explosions, and.
Peasant: Yes, that's very nice. Marie! Hide the rockets! Hurry up!
Peasants: Look, there he goes, that man is bad, no question. Cruel and
sadistic, can't you tell? Never part of any crowd. Cause he likes the
mushroom clouds. No denying he's an evil man, Saddam.
Peasant 1: Hello! Good day! How is the famine?
Peasant 2: Hello! Good day! How are your lice?
Peasant 3: I need six cents!
Peasant 4: That's too expensive!
Saddam: There must be more than ruling peasants' lives!
Shopowner peasant: Ahh, Saddam.
Saddam: Good morning! I've come to return the bomb I borrowed.

Shopowner: You've finished already?

Saddam: Oh, I couldn't put it down! You got anything new?
Shopowner: Ha ha! Not since '73!
Saddam: That's okay. Then I'll take..this one.

Shopowner: That one? But you've used it twice!

Saddam: Well it's my favorite! Large explosions, screaming peasants,
nuclear wastelands!

Shopowner: If you like it so much, it's yours.

Saddam: Really?

Shopowner: I insist!

Saddam: Well, thank you! With this I'll kill a bunch!
Peasants: Look there he goes, that man is so conniving, I think he'll probably burn in hell. With an evil, twisted look, and bomb that's probably
a nuke. He's a danger to the rest of us, Saddam.
Saddam: Oh, isn't this so frightening? It's my favorite bomb, because you'll see. Here's where I push the button and then flames erupt form the
ground all around me! Peasant: Now it's no wonder that he's slightly crazy. His mother dropped him on his head. But behind that scary face, I'm afraid he's rather odd. He's different from the rest of us. He doesn't like the rest of us, he'll
kill off all the rest of us, Saddam! ((Back in white house, Bush is throwing darts at a live Bin Laden, missing
BADLY)) Intern: Wow, you didn't hit him once, Mr. Bush! You're the greatest Texan
in the world! ((OR: You're just like every other Texan in the world!))
Bush: I know.

Intern: No terrorist alive stands a chance against you. Ha ha ha! Or Al
Gore, for that matter. Bush: It's true, umm..you. And I've got my sights set on that one! ((points
to TV))

Intern: The peasant leader?
Bush: Yes, he's the one. The lucky Muslim I'm going to kill!
Intern: But he's.
Bush: The most EVIL man on earth?
Intern: I know, but.
Bush: THAT signs him to death. And don't I deserve to GIVE the death?
Intern: Well, of course! I mean, you do, but. Bush: Right from the moment when dad met him, fought him, I said he's evil and I swear, that on earth there's only he, who is evil as can be. So I'm
making plans to sue and kill Saddam
((People rush about while Bush pantomimes phone conversation))
Saddam: There must be more than ruling peasants' lives!

Bush: Just watch, I'm going to make Saddam ignite!
Peasants: Look there he goes, that man is psychopathic. A most peculiar man, I swear. It's a pity and a sin; he's going to do us in. He really is a funny man, a strange and evil funny man, a scary and a funny man-Saddam!