All right, I havn't been deleted from fanfiction.net for these. *does happy dance* So this is where I get for actually thinking while i'm writing. Contains such adult content: Mild violence, sexual content and mild crude language and one F word

Cast for today: Seta, Sarah, Mutsumi, Naru, Haruka, Deonaz, Su, Shinobu, Mitsune, Motoko...oh and I guess Keitaro too.

Guest starring Kile Terro!

It is December 1st and Deonaz has brought about 3 boxes into the basement (his new bedroom). His room is...well let me tell you this. You go down the stairs with a wall to both sides, when the wall on your right ends you can see it as you go up the stairs. It is behind a stone wall although it looks just like a comfortable room. a hidden room on the right of the basement stairwell.

One box is marked "clothes" the other is marked "entertainment" and lastly the third is marked "private, nothing in here is Kile's"

Deonaz: Wowwie, we never get snow like this where I'm from.

Deonaz brushes some snow off of his coat.

Keitaro: Where are you from?

Deonaz: I can't really call any place home really.

Deonaz does a double take.

Deonaz: HOLY SHIT! Someone told me that you pop up where and when you are least wanted.

Keitaro: (nervousally) You're not going to hit me are you?

Deonaz: No, I'll guess i'll find out why I may have to from the girls later, unless you wanna tell me now? Who, knows maybe i'll be merciful if I hear your side of the story first.

Keitaro: Later, first I wanna know what you got in those boxes.

Deonaz: Oh these? *Kicks the boxes*

Deonaz digs though "clothes" and takes out his wet leather jacket and a trench coat.

Deonaz: Damn, my WET clothes. Uhg, normaly I love snow.

The heater kicks on.

Keitaro: This is why you can sleep down here, it's hot as hell down here. The boiler is below you.

Deonaz: I don't mind it at all, i'm kinda wierd huh?

Keitaro: Whatever, I gotta go or i'll pass out.

Deonaz: No, wait put this on.

Deonaz throws the trenchcoat on Keitaro.

Keitaro: Hey it's too hot, wow is the heater off?

Deonaz: Na, my friend Ragnarok made that jacket. He made it so you're always comfortable with some kinda super duper freaky reversed hot/cold switch. He's a damn genius.

The heater kinks off. Keitaro takes the jacket off as well.

Keitaro: How about "Entertainment"?

Deonaz: Just mangas and movies plus a T.V.; my trusty 13 inch has never let me down.

(The above sentence sound corny becuase I am trying to use more semi-colons for English...English, the other C subject)

Keitaro: (Thinking with a sweat bubble) 13 inch? (speaking) Oh ok...and "private, nothing in here is Kile's"? Who's Kile?

Deonaz: My friend, wanna see him?

Keitaro: Ya sure, you got a photo?

Deonaz: Better...

Deonaz opens the box and Kile jumps out.

Deonaz: I have to exploit him every now and again because he is short and has connections to the underworld.

Kile: Wow, I can't belive we got past customs at the airport...

Deonaz: Ya, you do have a high alcohol content.

Kile looks at Keitaro

Kile: (gooey eyes) I feel as though we were meant to be brothers...

Kile goes upstiars

Kile: Wow girls!

(the following scene is quite gruesome, ENJOY)

Kile: GOD NO!

Motoko: Hold em' Su!

Naru: TAKE THAT!

*Blam*

Motoko: And this!

*Boom*

Keitaro has a sudden sweat bubble.

Deonaz: He'll be back every now and then, as long as there here.

Deonaz looks at his broken stuff.

Deonaz: I hate the airport...

Keitaro: Ya, but how are you gonna get anywhere else though? Ya know?

Deonaz: Fly?

Keitaro: Ya, duh that's what planes are for.

Deonaz: Who needs a plane?

Deonaz levitates

Deonaz: It's pretty simple, remind me later and I'll teach you some of the cool stuff.

Keitaro: Oh ya, I forgot I wanted to tell you why the girls hate me. Umm I'm just glad that your a guy so you'll understand.

Deonaz lands and takes a doubled over sword out of his box.

Keitaro: ...remember when someone told you I pop up where i'm least wanted?

Deonaz: Ya.

Deonaz bends the steel back into place with a thumb and hands it to Keitaro, Keitaro is watching him thinking "I figured he was gonna be a little wierd, oh well. If he wants to seem real strong he can. I know it's all fake."

Keitaro: Well I have the damdest luck, since the house is full of girls and you and I are the only guys whenever I need them there always seem to be changing or coming on to me and they think it's my fault. Then they beat me up.

Deonaz: Who?

Deonaz contines rummaging through his boxes, taking things out and placing them here and there. Mostly clothes and mangas going in a book cases and a dresser.

(The book case and dresser are brought to you by, Capsule corporation "Enter slogan here")

Keitaro: The only two girls you have seen so far.

Deonaz: Hold that sword still would you? Puts your hands close to the middle but not touching each other, ok?

Keitaro: What?, Oh this one? Oh ya sure...anyway they alway think it's my fault when it's not ANY of those times.

Deonaz: That hardly seems fair. What do you do everytime that's makes them so mad?

Keitaro: I see them naked or end up touching a...

Deonaz unleashes his ki energy sword and slashes the sword in between Keitaro's hands and makes his sword disappate.

Keitaro: (gulp) a uhh uhh personal body part, BY ACCIDENT OF COURSE!

The sword breaks in half.

Deonaz: I don't care who sees me change cause there never looking anyway, though i'd prefer if the guys didn't, as long as none of them stare, so I guess i'll live. Your not one of those types are you?

Keitaro: No, I get punched enough to know that. Uh that wasn't fake was it?

Deonaz: No, the guy said it was hundreds of years old and suckered me into buying it. Said it was immortal. Pff

Keitaro flashes back...The flash back freezes...Deonaz punches it and it begins to work again.

Keitaro: Thanks.

Deonaz: Oh, anytime.

-Naru: What are you immortal?

Keitaro: What you used was a sword too huh?

Deonaz: Na, just ki, the kendo girl knows it. Couldn't have been an immortal sword if I cut it that easily though, huh?

Keitaro: I guess not...

Keitaro stands and stares as he slowly drops the pieces of the sword, blood gushes from his nose and he passes out...Keitaro wakes up and sees Deonaz's room is full of his stuff with a whole bunch of mangas stacked to the right of his bed.

Keitaro: DON'T KILL ME!

Deonaz: I won't (sweat drop) What's the next order of buisness Karainin?

Keitero: Oh, let me introduce you to everyone. *rubs his head* How long was I out?

Deonaz: Well, look at the time...

Keitaro: That's my point!

Deonaz: I wanna meet everyone! Com'on lez go!

Deonaz pushes Keitaro upstairs

Keitaro: Why is it night?

Deonaz: Nevermind that.

They walk upstairs and the people who haven't seen Deonaz yet are waiting to catch a glimpse.

Keitaro: First of all I'm Keitaro Urishima. A Tokyo ronin.

Naru: A third year one.

Keitaro: *sigh* This is Naru.

Naru: Hello, I am Naru Narusegawa, I am also a Tokyo hopeful. (thinking) Hmm what a hottie, I hope he's not pervert like OUR local beast.

Deonaz: Ah pleased to meet you Ms. Naru.

Naru: (Deranged look) Ms.? (thinking) Okay, a tad corny...

Deonaz: Oh ya, sorry.

Naru: Na that's ok, I like the sound of it. (sweat drop)(thinking) Well at least HE's comfortable.

Deonaz bows really low and says "pleased to meet you" with his hands together...which he falls over from...Everyone gets a sweat bubble.

Haruka: Just act like you would normally. Hello I'm Haruka Urashima...

Deonaz: His wife?

Haruka: Uhhh, Aunt.

Deonaz: Oh, well he's missing out I guess huh?

Deonaz refrains from shaking her hand as she hands him a "Correct Japanese, cutoms and language" book

Deonaz: Hi (thinking) wow, I feel wierd.

Keitaro: Oh ya, this is Shinobu. Shinobu, come over here and meet our new guest, you too Su.

Shinobu: Uhh hello. My name is Shinobu Mae...Maehara.

Motoko, while coming down the stairs, caught a glimpse of a shiney object in Deonaz's palm.

Motoko: WATCH OUT SHINOBU!

Deonaz suddenly grabs Shinobu and puts her behind him holding his palm in the air grips it into a fist. Motoko's sword gets stuck in a red and black beam coming from a broken sword handle.

Deonaz: A little early for our duel eh?

Keitaro: Uhhh ya, this is Motoko. *sweat bubble* You know her already.

Shinobu: Whoa, what is that?

Deonaz: It's uhh just my sword.

Deonaz fully materializes the sword into metal and ejects Motoko's sword from his.

Shinobu: Oh, o...ok.

Su: I'm Su Kaolla!

Su does a flying kick toward him, he holds up a cupcake and throws it a Keitaro. Su turns in Mid-air and kicks Keitaro and eats the cupcake.

Keitaro: That's all of our regualar residents except for Mitsune but every now and then those 3 will come over.

Keitaro points to an end table with pictures of Mutsumi and another with Seta and Sarah; Keitaro then names them. Mitsune is alseep on the couch the end table is next to.

Deonaz: Uhh, you forgot one it seems.

Mitsune: Oh, hi. So your the new guy, Arn't you cute. *wink* I'm Mitsune Konno, but you can call me Kitsune.

Deonaz: Wow, where did you come from?

Mitsune's kansai accent reminded him of the time he spent in America

Deonaz: Are you southern?

Mitsune: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Deonaz: Your acent?

Mitsune: In Japan that's western.

Deonaz: I keep thinking back to America

Kietaro: That was cool how you stopped Motoko's sword like that!

Deonaz: Ya, normally it takes years upon years of practice just to be able to sense it. I was born with it, just a natural born good fighter...

Motoko: Your lying, obviousally.

Deonaz: Nope, mastered the sword in every form really easily.

Shinobu: That's amazing.

Deonaz: I don't understand it, defies all logic i'm told but oh well.

Motoko: Then you should be able to beat me easily.

Su does a flying kick toward Deonaz. He blocks her kick, grabs her feet and sets her on the ground.

Su: Can't get this guy...

Motoko: Su, stay away from him. Never know what ideas he is thinking up.

Deonaz: Sheesh, all I did was set her down.

Naru: Alright, now that i'm over how wierd you introduce yourself, let me show you around.

Naru takes Deonaz and shows everyone's room to him. They walk past each persons room and just points then names who resides there.

Naru: Men's bath, Mitsune's, mine, Keitaro's, women's bath, Motoko's, Shinobu's, Su's, Haruka's, *continues*

Deonaz: Anything else I need to know?

Naru turns around to see him typing on Su's computer.

Deonaz: And virtual map...completed and printed.

Naru: *sweat bubble* OH yes, one thing.

Naru takes the visor off of Deonaz.

Naru: Even though we know you guys, and how many hormones you guys have doesn't give you the right to peek at us. OUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE SWIFT AND PAINFUL. Me and Motoko espically.

Deonaz: *smiles* Gotcha'

Naru looks at his watch

Naru: Time?

They get downstairs and all the lights are off. Deonaz looks at his watch, a one and a two are followed by a colon and another one with a four.

(12:14)

Naru: Alright, I gotta' study for the remainder of the night.

Deonaz: Want some help? You know it's not good to pull all nighters.

Naru: Are you smart?

Deonaz: Uh, well ya, I guess.

Naru: How old are you?

Deonaz: Uhh, 16

Naru: I must be going crazy.

Naru sighs and motions for him to come upstairs.

Deonaz: Cool

Naru: Remember, you should feel really lucky.

Deonaz: *Sweat bubble* OH I do, I do.

Deonaz follows her upstiars to her little hole in the wall...cieling, cieling.

Naru: This is the only way to get to my room. *snickers*

Deonaz: Ok.

Deonaz runs and jumps off of Keitaro's wall to grab the edge of the hole and pull himself up...Keitaro and Naru are gawking.

Keitaro: Well that was polite!

Naru: Funny though.

Deonaz sticks his hand down the hole which Naru grabs and gets pulled up by.

Deonaz: Nice room, but you do know you have a door.

Naru: YOU jumped up the hole without realizing I was just kidding.

Deonaz: *knocks his head with his fist and sticks his tounge out smiling*

Naru: So, can you really help with stuff like trig and calc?

Deonaz: Oh ya sure, don't see why not.

Naru: And your how old?

Deonaz: 16, now let me see your work so far.

Naru hands him her most recent work rolling her eyes. Deonaz looks for a second flips the page over and taps her on the shoulder.

Naru: Just a sec let me get some, tea and you can get comfy, I'm sure this will take a while.

Deonaz: No, i'm done.

Naru ....No, no your not.

Deonaz: Ya, the only mistakes you made were you forgot to apply the distribituve factor here on 21 and here on 37 you need to remember that one thingy, uhh that 2X squared, 2X, X equals zero miggiy, only like terms are combined as well. You messed that up here on 62.

Naru: How? What?

In five minuites she had all of the problems fixed.

Naru: That was the fastest i've ever done that.

Deonaz: Well that's only because you only made 2 or 3 mistakes on 65 problems...i'm impressed. You'll pass for damn sure.

Naru: You better just be glad that you did that so fast I actally have time to sleep.

Deonaz: Ya, that's healthy for you.

Naru: How can I repay you?

Deonaz: Don't think you can.

Naru: Hold on...

Naru gets behind a changing screen and takes her clothes off really slowly. The shadow of her figure was slim and curvy as she took off her shirt. She reached and took her pants off as well as her socks and throws them over the screen. She tries to take her socks off really slow...but falls over.

Deonaz: *sweat drop* Need some help?

Naru: Actually yes...get my pajamas please.

Deonaz gets the blue pajama's and hands them to Naru's, underwear clad shadow.

Deonaz: Was that my payment?

Naru: I was just seeing if I could trust you about what I said.

Deonaz smiles and takes off his bandana and teleports to his room causing Naru to pass out on the floor

December 2ed

Su is eating bananna's

Su: Hmm, HEY DEO!

Deonaz walks into the kitchen in a new looking white shirt and Blue "Michigan" shirt with blue jeans, smelling lightly of perfume.

Deonaz: *yawn* Ya, great *Pauses from cursing* morning...(thinking) I wish I could cuss as much as Kile.

Deonaz is greeted by a bowl of boiled rice.

Shinobu: Sorry for Motoko yesterday, here ya go.

Deonaz: Oh, thank you. I love rice.

Deonaz grabs the rice sleepily, sits at the table where Naru, Keitaro and Mitsumi have been eating breakfast for several minuites. He eats his in several seconds, heads toward the women's bath. He stops suddenly and runs back.

Deonaz: WHO MADE THAT?

Shinobu: Uhhh, me?

Deonaz: I usually do get a fried egg sandwhich and a bowl of ceral, how did you know?!

Naru: That was my toast!

Keitaro: And my egg and ceral!

Deonaz grabs a piece of Keitaro's toast, gives it to Naru which she immeditally puts in her mouth and continues drying her hair.

Deonaz: Hey! Naru is anyone else still in the bath?

Naru: No, thanks for asking unlike someone else I know. *looks over at Keitaro*

Keitaro falls out of his chair. Naru and Keitaro go to there prep school, Su and Shinobu to there's and Mitsumi to work.

Deonaz: Hmmm.

Motoko: Not that I care but what's wrong?

Deonaz: I only went to one grade, that's all.

Motoko: Are you not 16?

Deonaz: Really i'm not sure. I just guessed. Orphaned as far as I know

Motoko: Well i'm a senior, but i've got to practice which not only can I not do on an empty stomach. I am also now doing outside of this house as long as your here.

Deonaz: I feel so sorry you feel that way. *sigh* Is there anything I can do for you?

Motoko: *evil stare* Shinobu left for school huh?

Deonaz: Huh? ya, want me to cook something?

Motoko: As long as you don't start a fire.

Deonaz works feverishly for a while and lays out a quick breakfast for Motoko. Motoko quickly eats the tiny bowl of cereal, Bacon, veggie omelet with toast and glass of orange juice.

Deonaz: Good?

Motoko: I'm going to trust you only becuase I watched you make it, I'd much rather have Shinobu do it

Deonaz: Here's your lunch

Motoko: (refusing lunch) Normally I have a vegetable breakfast with rice.

Deonaz: What you just ate is a warriors breakfast, perfectly calculated by a friend of mine in food groups, calories, fat content speediness to eat, fillingness and staying awake for school as well.

Shinobu comes running in through the door.

Shinobu: I'm so sorry Motoko I completely forgot...

Deonaz: It's ok Shinobu, I got it, now hurry or you'll be late.

Shinobu: Thanks so much!

Shinobu and Motoko run out and slam the door. Deonaz sighs and pulls out a journal which he writes down his thoughts in.

Deonaz walks into the women's bath. He pulls out a piece of paper marked as his to-do list.

Deonaz: (reading) Build higher wall so Keitaro cannot see us and we dont trust Keitaro to do it.

Deonaz gets some spring loaded barbed wire and some foot tall bamboo.

Deonaz: (reading) Chop onions, Shinobu hates it and Keitaro can't do it either.

Deonaz sets the onion down on the cutting board and yells "draw!" In a flash of light he is shiething his sword again.

Deonaz: That wasn't so hard.

The cutting board catches on fire!

Deonaz: Dammit! NOT AGAIN!

He takes a step out the bathroom after marking off the final to-do on his list.

Deonaz: (spirals for eyes) Su, stop eating so many banannas. They really smell bad!

He gets to the fridge, grabs an apple next to the lunch he made Motoko and drops it behind the fridge.

Deonaz: I always hated round things.

He crawls into the space between the fridge and the counter and starts to slide down a slide all of a sudden. The slide ends up under his bed.

Deonaz: *whips out a flashlight* Wow, this tunnel leads to the kitchen. Then there is another one, this one in the direction of the girls bath.

Someone is heard reading. He stands on his bed and listens in on what he always thought was a heating duct.

(That is when he realized the hinata heater is underneath him.)

Deonaz: Mitsune?

Mitsune: What the hell?

Deonaz: Fake heating duct.

Mitsune: Prove it, come on up.

Deonaz: Alrightly

Mitsune: (thinking) Well now's my chance, I'll make him seem like a pervert, we can smack him up a whole bunch. Just like having another Kietaro, heaven forbid. I just love causing mischief. *evil grin*

Deonaz: Yes Mitsune?

Deonaz walks in the door...for once.

Mitsune: Oh Deonaz, ever since you've been here I a wanted to talk to you...alone.

Deonaz: *gulp* Uhh huh huh, ya. Watcha' want?

Mitsune hears the door open downstairs.

Mitsune: Well, I just wanted to talk to you, I have a personal problem.

Deonaz: Well i'll help as much as I can

Mitsune: It's just when you are around my heart starts racing like you wouldn't belive.

Mitsune grabs his hand and puts her hand on her breast as Naru pops her head in.

Naru: Heya Kitsune...(Eyes twitching) Deo, what are you doing?

Deo has his hand above her breast.

Deonaz: Kitsune was complaining that her heart was beating really fast. Sounds to me like she's just a little nervous around me.

Naru: Hey can you help me with something? *holds up her english*

Deonaz: *sweat bubble* Well i'll sure as hell try...the other, other C subject.

Mitsune: (thinking) Damn, I didn't get him! I must devise a much more devious plot.

December 3ed

Mitsune is in the girls bath. She took down the sign saying "girls bath".

Mitsune: Oh, i'll get him this time! *sticks her head out of the door* DEONAZ, CAN YOU COME IN HERE FOR A SECOND?

Deonaz: Ok!

Mitsune dives in the water with Naru...The door creaks open. Motoko, Naru and Mitsune look at who it is.

Mitsune: Deonaz is a pervert! GETTEM MOTOKO!

Motoko jumps into the air and her sword comes down on the shadow where Deonaz is, she abrubtly stops and looks with an amazing expression. A sudden breeze removing the kicked up dust reveals that Deonaz is wearing a blind fold and has a large grin on his face. Motoko shieths her sword.

Mitsune: Why do you have one of those things on?

Deonaz: What do you mean "why", are you guys colthed?

Motoko: NO!

Naru: Don't even think about it Deo!

Deonaz: Ok whatever...Kitsune, wadja' want?

Naru and Motoko look over to Mitsune, her towel is still suspened in mid-air without her in it.

December 6th

Mitsune: Got it Su?

Su: Ya, perfect plan!

Mitsune: Well it took me 3 days to come up with it but thankfully it finally came to me!

Su: When they start dueling, throw the bananna peel under his feet. Right?

Mitsune Visualizes him pulling down Motoko's skirt

Mitsune: Right!

Motoko draws her sword and Deonaz his.

As Deonaz charges, Su throws the peel, Deonaz steps on it without slipping and continues fighting. Mitsune stares with a vauge expression on her face.

December 7th

Deonaz is changing and Naru is about to turn the corner near his room.

Mitsune: (thinking) Ok so this is pathetic but I don't have any other ideas. (Deonaz voice) Naru can you come in here, there's something I wanna show you.

Naru: Ok, are you ok? You sound like your sick?

Mitsune: (Deonaz voice) Oh no! I'm just fine!

Naru steps in and Mitsune giggles.

Naru: Oh hi, you look a little underdressed.

Mitsune peeks in and Deonaz is wearing a muscle shirt and a pair of shorts over his boxers.

Deonaz: Good thing I wear more underwear then most people. Oh well no harm done...

Naru: Oh, what did you call me in here?

Deonaz: I didn't as far as I know.

Naru: Huh? You sound just fine right now...

Deonaz: Ya I heard someone talk to you but I'm positive it wansn't me...

Naru: Fine, I'm gonna let you change then...

Naru is looking at the clothes he has on.

Deonaz: ...Normally people leave to let me change but if you don't wanna. *begins taking off muscle shirt*

Naru: Oh, I'm leaving but I was just looking at your clothes, Isan't it a little cold to be wearing those?

Deonaz: No, I love the cold. Rarely do I ever dress warmly unless I have a favorite coat of hoodie.

Mitsune: (thinking) Sheesh, I try to get everyone pissed at him and he's just making idol chit chat.

December 9th

Mitsune: A classic.

She steals all the rent money and puts it in Deonaz's pocket. The second she runs out Deonaz wakes up and walks into Keitaro's room.

Mitsune: This is kinda old on my part but It is still fool proof for a little while.

Deonaz: Keitaro?

Keitaro: Uhh ya?

Deonaz: I wanna pay you for the rent now.

Keitaro: As long as you know that a few million yein is a lot of money. It will only cost this much.

Deonaz hands the money to Keitaro just as he screams "ALL THE MONEY'S GONE!"

Everyone starts running upstairs.

Deonaz: Oh, this is probally it!

Keitaro is handed a huge roll of bills.

Mitsune: Ahh look everyone! There stealing the rent money!

Deonaz: We are?

Naru: Is this true?

Deonaz: No, I'm uhh...*whips money out of his back pocket* so your saying it would be nice if I paid everyone's rent? Ok, here you go!

Su: We paid our rent already

Naru: That is the rent!

Motoko: YOU BOTH! PREPARE TO DIE!

Deonaz: Uhh Kitsune, why do ALL these bills have beer stains on them?

Everyone looks over at Mitsune who yet agian disappears. Mitsune is in her room breathing heavily.

Mitsune: That was my most fool proof plan! And he busted it up like a bull in a china shop or how ever that goes. That's it! I'm just gonna give up! I don't care anymore, it is far too bothersome to get this guy.

December 10th

Mitsune: (thinking) Damn, I still don't have a fool proof plan.

Mitsune is drinking a glass of tea, while looking out of the window. She is wrapped in a furry blanket, warm to the touch and watching the snow fall.

Mitsune: *sigh* He is cute, honest, not pervy, silly ,serious, and even Motoko ate what he made.

Mitsune is imagining herself wearing a high school graduation outfit and is pointing out the differant parts of a Deonaz chalk drawing...in chibi form!

Naru: Na he's not perfect, he told me so.

Thought bubble disappears...(darn, I love chibi!)

Mitsune: AHH, How much of that did you hear?

Naru: All of it, he's a good guy but at least he doesn't act deprived like Kietaro.

Mitsune: So that means you like him?

Naru: Hmmm, he's just like you said but we hardly know him, see what I mean?

Mitsune: Your saying you think we would look deprived oursleves huh?

Naru: Ya, pretty much.

Mitsune: (thinking) Maybe, just maybe. If everyone does seem to trust him. And say during a bit of ME trusting HIM and maybe i'll drink too much...again. If he's a little messed up himself I can get him in so deep he won't be able to get out.

Mitsune gets up and goes to Naru's room.

Mitsune: That's enough thinking for me. *holds up a sake bottle*

The doorbell rings, Mitsumi and Sarah walk in right after Seta. Deonaz walks in with a bag of goodies for tonights fetivities.

Haruka: Hey, Strong one. Can you bring this table up to Naru's bedroom?

Deonaz: Sure.

Deonaz walks with the table on his back into Naru's room where everyone is sitting on mats. He lays the table down in the middle of them and sits down himself.

Haruka: Mitsune, can you go get Motoko before we start?

Mitsune: Sure thing.

Deonaz: Oh by the way. *Fishes around in a bag* I would like to thank all of you for your faith in me thus far. I got a little something for everyone. Wine for the ladies, sake for the adults, sodas for the kids and some lighter stuff as well, and then theres something for me and my friends.

Seta: I don't know you but ill drink to that.

Mitsune leads Motoko to Naru's room where everyone is drinking.

Deonaz: (Has a red stripe along his face) Hey Motoko, your looking well, good luck tomorrow! *raises beer bottle*

Motoko: YOU, I WILL NOT LET MY GUARD DOWN AROUND YOU!

Mitsune: (slightly tipsy) All right now, don't start a ruckuss you two.

Deonaz: What did I do?

Motoko: YOU EXSIST!

Deonaz: (muttering) You have no idea hun...

Kile rubs his back with one hand

Kile: I know how it is man.

Deonaz: Sure you don't want a beer? I think your old enough...

Kile: Dude, you know I can't. I have issues about that.

Deonaz: Ya all you did drink was orange soda at Jeremey's party.

Kile: I acted drunk though.

Deonaz: Then he carried you into his room, even though he was the drunkest bastard of us all.

Kile: That was halarious

Deonaz and Kile begin laughing though everyone else is talking among themselves.

(P.S. This really happened. Just ask either me or Kile Terro, he'll back me up on this one. One of us was drunk, another was high and one was drunk and high and hugged a sonic sign thinking it was me.)

A whole lot more miscallanious conversations continue for about 20 minutes.

Seta: (Announcer voice) And nows it's Su and Deonaz in the Hinata first annual eating contest. These final contestants have eaten there way though the competition and only they remain. Oh wait, it seems, YES DEONAZ has bitten his own hand and now, YES, Su has finished the banana nut bread slice before he finished his sandwhich. Congratulations SU!

The night goes on but I have no perception of time so I doubt that was acutlly 20 minutes. All I remember is that it was daylight when they started - signed, the author: animemaster

Naru: What time is it?

Deonaz and Kile: 1:21 and 37 and 42 tenths of a second as of... ... ...now.

Kile: I think I got enough courage to do this, come on ask if we can play, like we did at Jeremey's party?

Deonaz: Ok, I dare you to say what you said when you were over at Jeremey's house.

Kile: What? I wanna fuck someone?

Kile gets punched out of the house.

Kile: I just wanted to be play dare devil...

Mitsune: *grabbing 8 mostly empty bottles of sake* The little ones are out of it.

Haruka takes Shinobu down the hole and Seta takes Sarah down stairs through the door. Keitaro Takes Su down "stairs" (AKA the hole) Mitsumi and Naru drop to the next floor as well.

Mitsumi dumps all the sake bottles in the sink.

Mitsumi: Oh crap, I'm tipsy.

Mitsumi carefully walks upto her room ocassionally propping herself up against walls. She gets to her room and trips over a sleeping person.

Mitsumi: What the hell?

Deonaz walks though the living room and bows to Seta. Seta, with a pillow over his face waves a "thank you" and goes back to sleep.

Deonaz: Hmm, they do make a good couple. Or at least they will...

Deonaz kicks Keitaro's off his futon leaving a foot pring right next to where Naru is sleeping just as Mitsumi gets back from the bathroom in Naru's room (Deonaz so conviently built because he was getting tired of the torn up sashes he was having to hemm. Damn needles) and she falls asleep on the other side of Keitaro. (The torn sashes is of course a reference to the manga)

Deonaz: I hate to do this to Naru but I love doing stuff like this in general a lot more.

Deonaz goes over to the hole where Mitsune usually watches Keitaro and Naru.

Deonaz: Watcha up to Mitsune?

Mitsune sits on her bed but gets right back up, stumbles up with a glass of alcohol in her hand and walks to the hole.

Mitsune: Hey, who is that? Is that you Deonaz?

Deonaz: Ya, you do know that this hole is illegal, right?

Mitsune: Well so is having sex with a minor but you seem to do fine with finding the right women or two. *giggle*

Deonaz: I'll shut up...night.

Mitsune: Wait! Can you help me get him out?

Deonaz notices Gray asleep on a futon in her room.

Deonaz: (light bulb with devil horns appears over his head) Mitsune, Why are you naked?

Gray immeditally jumps up is punched in the head by an unseen force. Gray is knocked out.

Deonaz: No, seriousally, What's he doing there?

Mitsune: Who where? *kicks Gray out of the door so he bounces around for a bit like a pin-ball and lands into haruka's closet.*

Deonaz giggles a bit.

Mitsune grins a bit.

Mitsune: How would the big bad Deonaz like to come into my room?

Deonaz: Need some help with homework?

Mitsune walks over to the door and un-locks it.

Deonaz walks in and looks around her room.

Deonaz: Alright now, wow, you have a really nice room.

Mitsune: Come sit down.

Deonaz: Sure, I can chill for a bit.

Mitsune smiles for a bit

Mitsune: (Thinking) Oh ya, I'm supposed to be getting him in trouble.

Deonaz: Are you really an alcoholic? From what I can tell you just fake it.

Mitsune: Huh?

Deonaz: Ya, I can tell, you drink just enough to get it on your breath, but your a little drunk now I see.

Mitsune: Well, your right. First person to figure it out. I'm never get drunk on my own, I just pretend it.

Deonaz: I think you have a reason.

Mitsune: Hmm, I like to get close to guys with out looking like i'm...i'm...

Deonaz: Sleezy?

Mitsune: Pretty much. I just figure if I can get a guy to like me, I could stop pretending around him.

Deonaz: Why do it in a house full of girls...if you like guys that is?

Mitsune: It's not all girls...

Deonaz: Ohhh, I see.

Mitsune: (nudging closer to Deonaz) You do?

Deonaz: You must like the milk man or something...

Mitsune: ...No, all this because I want to know what it's like to be loved. Anyways, now that you know something about me, should I tell you some things I know about you?

Deonaz: Shoot.

Mitsune: Your smart, generous, nice, handsome, a good cook.

Deonaz: You saw that huh?

Mitsune: Smelt it, and the onions you burned. I thought you were supposed to chop those?

Deonaz: I did, they just kinda, burst into flames.

Mitsune: That will happen I guess.

Deonaz: What about you Ms. Konno?

Mitsune: Huh?

Deonaz: You've been trying to get me in trouble.

Mitsune: You caught that huh?

Deonaz: The clothing incident, the banana peel, the rent money, not to mention the bath. Are you still going to try and get me attacked?

Mitsune: Well, normally I make it seem like a guy is trying to take advantage of me. When suddenly someone comes in and kicks Keitaro's ass.

Deonaz: Like you tried to do to me?

Mitsune: Ya, but I've kinda grown more attached to you than that.

Deonaz: Ya?

Mitsune leaned over and lightly placed her hand on the side of Deonaz's face.

Mitsune: Yes...

She leaned into him and Deonaz abliged her kiss with one of his. Mitsune sat on Deo's lap as their star crossed eyes watched each others lips become crossed with either one's tounge. Deonaz gently held her and caressed her back, kissing her neck and chest. He reached up the back of her shirt massaged her back. Mitsune in turn softly moaned.

Mitsune: That's good, mmm.

Mitsune reached up Deo's back to scratch it and brushed her face against his. After a few minutes Mitsune sat in Deo's lap still with her lips pressing up against his collar bone with her eyes resting while her arms under his grasped his shoulders. Deo sleepily sat with his arms around her abdomen.

Deonaz: What time is it?

Mitsune: Too early...

Deonaz: Tired?

Mitsune: I wanna go to sleep but I don't want to move. I'm too comfortable, too...relaxed.

She turned her head and yawned thought her nose after she moved her arms around her neck.

Deonaz: You don't care who sees us?

Mitsune: That, and i'm way too sleepy.

Deonaz: Even Seta?

Mitsune Gasped and sat up.

Deonaz: Thought so. You like him.

Mitsune: For a long time now.

Deonaz: Why did you never, ya know, go out with him?

Mitsune: I, I had, have a friend that asked how to get to his heart.

Deonaz: Sarah's mom?

Mitsune: No, Naru.

Deonaz: That's not Naru's kid?

Mitsune: *chuckles* No, Seta is not dating Naru.

Deonaz: I thought as much but, now if Seta's not dating someone why can't it be you?

Mitsune: Hmm, he likes, Haruka.

Deonaz: You'll find someone, I know it.

Deonaz gently brushes his fingers through her hair trying to soothe her.

Mitsune: Thanks, at least I feel a little better, but what if you don't find someone and neither do I?

Deonaz: If I don't find someone and neither have you then i'm sure we can find each other.

Mitsune: Keep this night our little secret for right now?

Deonaz: Seems fit.

Mitsune: (getting up catches a glimpse of herself in a mirror) My lipstick is smugged. What if I got it on you?

Deonaz: I'll say I was sleeping in my room and some candle wax just spilt and colored my skin.

Mitsune: That would suck because Motoko and I have both used the same lipstick.

Deonaz: Speaking of Motoko, I'm gonna check on her. See ya.

Mitsune: Nite.

December 11th

Mitsune gets up in a haze having been drunk for the first time in a good while.

Mitsune: What happened last night?

Mitsune walks out of her room and into the kitchen and looks into the sink.

Mitsune: looks like I broke a couple of them, damn.

She see's a group of everyone and runs back to her room to grab a sake dish and a bottle.

Mitsune: Looks like I polished off more than I can remember.

Mitsune walks into the living room.

Mitsune: Did the big strong man win or the refined young lady?

Deonaz: Tie?

Motoko: *sigh* Tie.

Haruka: Well then I belive that is left up to your descretion then Motoko...

Motoko: Well, maybe. I guess it will be alright.

Su: Ya! Deo can stay!

Mitsune: I'll drink to that!

Deonaz walks up to her

Deonaz: Do you remember much about last night?

Mitsune: I try not to remember the past, that's why one of my friends I can hold between two fingers.

Deonaz: In other words?

Mitsune: Not a thing.

Mitsune holds up a sake bottle and shakes it from side to side allowing the sound of a little trinkle.

Deonaz: *sighs* Ok, I'm gonna get to work.

Deonaz walks off.

Mitsune: I don't like to remember the past, I like to remember the future. I'll be looking for you Deo, I hope you don't look for anyone else I know you'll find them. I'll always be here, come find me when your ready.

The End