Hey just to make sure guys are keeping count this is volume three. Hope you guys have been enjoying reading these as much as I have been enjoying writing them. Contains such adult content: Use of alcohol, strong sexual content, nudity, course language as far as fu....well you know
Guest starring Dymz!
December 24th
The Hinata house is a picture perfect scene of the christmas spirit. The usual tree is drapped with ornaments and covered with snow. Another tree is inside and has lights hung from it's branches. Everyone is standing gawking at it with tea glasses in hand, except Deonaz who obviousally persuaded Haruka to let him set it up, is standing, arms folded, a grin and his head down with his eyes closed.
Haruka: Uhh, well this is different from what were used to. Your gonna clean all these pine needles up right?
Deonaz: Well this is just so I can feel at home. Thanks a ton by the way, it just wouldn't be christmas without a tree though I can skip the stockings, I wouldn't want to burn this house down too.
Haruka gets an increasingly more vauge expression of fear.
Haruka: Well I'm glad you could make yourself feel more at home.
Su: Can we eat it later?
Deonaz: (rather unsuprized look) Uhhh...
Seta: No Su,
Deonaz: Yes, exactly...
Seta: ...we burn it later...
Deonaz: Not exactly.
Sunlight floods into the room as Mutsumi and Naru, open the front door, walk into the room brushing off snow and get comfy on one of 2 couch shaped presants next to a coffoe table shaped presant. The tags read "to everyone, from Deonaz"
Mutsumi: Happy Hanaka eve everyone!
Deonaz: You mean Christmas eve?
Mitsumi: Oh right, I'm not Jewish.
Mitsune: So where'd ya get the tree?
Dymz is asleep on the floor talking in his sleep and having his hair braided by Su and Sarah.
Dymz: Where's my damn tree? ZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzz. THIEF! ZZzzZZzz
Deonaz: He is gonna love that when he wakes up. Merry christmas.
Haruka: Why is he asleep?
Sarah: Su, help me roll him over.
Su and Sarah roll Dymz over to reveal a giant bandage on his head.
Deonaz lifts his glass to Dymz, sips the last of his tea and sets it on the table...shaped...object
Seta: Should he be asleep with a concussion?
Deonaz: ...and if you wake up i'll do it to ya again, since it is your tree anyway.
Seta: Let's light the manoria.
Haruka: Now she's got you doing it.
Shinobu: Anyone thirsty?
Shinobu walks in with a tray of tea about the time Naru sits down in between Keitaro and Deonaz. Naru takes her coat off to throw it over the couch and lay on it. She puts her hands behind her head and thinks while staring at the cieling.
Naru: I can't wait to open presants tomorrow.
Keitaro: (Sarcastically) so what did you get me?
Naru sits bolt upright.
Naru: Uhh something to help you study what else?
Keitaro: *Suprized look* Hmm, I guess that would be something I could use.
Deonaz motioned for Naru to follow him. Naru gets up and they walk over to the coat rack. Deonaz leans on the corner and Naru is in a state of panic.
Naru: What do I do? I don't have enough money to buy something or anyone. Oh shit what now!?
Deonaz: Get dressed and we'll go shopping.
Naru grabs her coat and puts it on while walking outside with Keitaro and Mitsumi in close pursuit.
Keitaro: Hey where you guys goin'?
Naru: Uhh nowhere, or, I forgot where.
Deonaz: Just to do some emergency shopping.
Naru: Uh, ya that's it. I gotta get some...
Deonaz: (thinking) Now your releying on me. (speaking) langerine. Who knows maybe it's for you.
Keitaro: Oh, ok then, have fun.
Deonaz smiles and nudges Kietaro, Naru shoves Deo and makes him fall on Keitaro so there faces meet.
Deonaz: Well, hello there.
Keitaro: GET OFF!
Keitaro accidentally grabs Deonaz's chest.
Deonaz: The hell was that?
Deonaz gets up.
Keitaro: Uhh reflex, Sorry.
Deonaz: It's not okay you know. Naru please get going, this is going to get ugly.
Deonaz gets a murderers gleam in his eye while he cracks his nuckles.
Naru: Eww, come on Mitsumi, i'd like it if you came.
Mitsumi: Oh, K' then.
Naru and Mitsumi walk off.
Deonaz: Now for you Keitaro.
Deonaz walks up to Keitaro with a stern face forcing him to the front door.
Keitaro: Uhh, dammit this is gonna hurt, please be gentle.
Deonaz looks at Keitaro.
Deonaz: Stand up and take this like a man.
Keitaro stands with his eyes closed and arms to his sides. Keitaro as he slowly opens his eyes to see a small roll of bills thrusted at his chest..
Keitaro: ...What's this?
Deonaz: (holding Keitaro's wallet) Spent too much on Naru's presant huh?
Keitaro: Well I did spend a little more than I expected..
Deonaz: Take it like a man, ok? *wink*
Keitaro: Thanks, i'll pay you ba...
Deonaz: Don't worry, I've got plenty. Oh, by the way, was my acting convincing?
Keitaro: *Sweat bubble* I was scared.
Deonaz: I can tell...change your pants...
Keitaro: Uh, thanks, bye.
Deonaz: Bye.
Deonaz flies off with Keitaro waving, lands next to Naru and Mitsumi...Keitaro is still waving.
Mitsune: Do you think he realizes he's not flying anymore?
Motoko: Do YOU realize he was flying?
Keitaro is still waving with big spirals in his eyes.
Shinobu: Should we bring Sempai in?
Sarah: *looks outside*...Naaaaaa, looks like he's having fun.
Snow is begginging to mat on his shoulder.
Deonaz is behind Naru and Mitsumi who are walking along the sidewalk in the snow.
Naru: So what did you really do to him?
Deonaz: ...Guess that means I shouldn't pursue a career in acting.
Naru: Nope.
Mitsumi: Not a chance.
Deonaz stops suddenly and the girls look behind them to see if anything is wrong.
Naru&Mitsumi: Anything wrong?
Deonaz: I was just looking. Naru, who gave you that?
Naru: Oh my coat? Keitaro gave it to me last Christmas.
Deonaz: *smiling* You like him, don't you?
Naru: *blushing* What? No, what gives you that idea?
Deonaz: I can read people.
She takes off her glasses and wipes the snow from them to put them away. Deonaz starts suddenly walking along with them again.
Deonaz: Hmhm, he's right you do look better without your glasses on.
Naru gets red in the face.
Mitsumi: Narusegawa, Why so red? fufufu.
Naru: Ahh stop it the both of you!
Deonaz: Hahahaha! Cool down I was just trying to embarass you a little.
Naru suddenly looks a tad dissapointed. They reach the mall's parking lot.
Naru: Deonaz...
Deonaz: Yes?
Naru: Mitsumi and I have somthing for you.
Deonaz: *gulps* and that is?
Naru: Close your eyes.
Deonaz: (eyes closed) I'm ready.
Naru: Keep em' closed.
Mitsumi: Fufufu.
Some rustling is heard
Naru: Open em'
Deonaz opens his eyes to a big white snow ball.
Naru: Telling me to cool down!
Mitsumi and Naru have built a stack of snowballs and are pummeling Deonaz with them.
Naru: When were out just run for it okay?
Mitsumi: Fufufufu, okay.
As soon as they run out they dart off for the mall entrance.
Deonaz: Damn
He rolls a snowball.
Deonaz: NO MORE MERCY FOR YOU GIRLS!
He throws the snowball
Naru: If you can catch...
The snow ball flies between them and nails a cars windshield, knocking the entire car backwards and flip over to land on another car.
Naru: (fear stickin/amazed) ...up!?
Naru looks over at the car and the enraged owner.
Naru: Run back?
Mitsumi: Oh my...
They run all the way back.
Deonaz: Hmm, that was a tad stronger than I expected for a warning shot...
Naru: A tad?
Deonaz: Hmm, wanna go inside?
Naru: Ya, good idea!
They enter the department store. Everywhere the sounds, sights and smells of the holiday season are abound.
Naru: Ehhh, aerosol snow.
Deonaz: You guys wanna catch a bite to eat before we start shopping?
Naru: Ya, sounds great. How about you Mitsumi?
Mitsumi's spirit is fading away.
Deonaz: (sweat drop) I'll take that as a yes.
Naru: (Yelling at a man behind a food counter) I need an order of rice cakes stat!
Naru and Deonaz are holding drinks and staring at Mitsumi who has just finished eating...her fifth plate.
Naru: I can't figure out where she's puttin' it all.
Mitsumi: Fufufu Oh my. I was really hungry, thank you Uhhh, who are you again?
Falls under the table.
Deonaz: *crawling back up to the table* Just call me Deo.
They get above the table again
Mitsumi: Ok Deo-chan
Deonaz: You eat really well.
Mitsumi: Oh, I was just very hungry. May I have something to drink too?
Deonaz: Sure, menu's in the middle of the table.
Mitsumi reaches over and almost knocks Naru's tea in her lap, but Deonaz catches it.
Mitsumi: Oh no, i'm sorrry. Handkerchief, handkerchief.
Naru: Mitsumi, I'm fine.
Mitsumi looks up at Deonaz who has finished and Naru is drinking her tea.
Mitsumi: That's amazing! They should call you the tea saver.
Deonaz: Uhhh, ok sure. I can be a household product.
Naru: Wow that was amazing! How did you get your hands to move that fast?
Deonaz: *sweatdrop from thinking about the obvious perversion* Practice, lots and lots of practice. I practiced ten or twelve times a day.
Naru: Hmm, sounds pretty hard. With school and all that must have been difficult.
Deonaz: No, really I got some practice at school, and I got some girls to help me too.
Naru: So maybe...you can teach me?
Mitsumi: Fufufufu
Naru raises an eyebrow questioningly.
Deonaz gets up and whispers to Naru to "think about it". As he enters the bathroom Naru realizes what he meant and spits her tea out.
They get up and start on the long journey to the gifts area..
Deonaz: Now are you feeling better Mitsumi?
Mitsumi: Much, thank you.
They get on the escalator.
Naru: Uhh I hate heights.
Deonaz: Here's a trick that helped me. Close your eyes, hold on to something and remain still.
Naru closes her eyes and grabs Deonaz's arm.
Naru: You don't mind do you?
Deonaz: I meant the hand rail but just as well.
Deonaz feels a grab on his other arm.
Mitsumi: Fufufufufu, I'm not going to let Naru have all of our big strong escort.
Deonaz: Big, strong and escort, I like that...Ok it's time to get off, open your eyes.
Naru opens her eyes and steps off but her scarf gets caught in the escalator. Deonaz discreatly cuts off the end with his sword and grabs what's left.
Naru: No, my scarf...Damn.
Deonaz: Don't worry about it, ok? Alright, you girls get something, I'll be back.
They all look behind them at the water fountain display, street lights and the seats sourrounding it making it look like a scene in the park.
Deonaz: Lets meet at this fountain in 2 and a half hours.
Naru: Gotcha'
Mitsumi: K
Deonaz leaves with the scarf after handing the girls some money.
Naru: Well I might as well go look for something.
Naru finds a mechanical pencil that switches to a helpful anecdote each time you click.
Naru: (reading) There's always next year. *click* calm down *click* take a deep breath *click* no on ever got anywhere by quitting. Keitaro will love this.
Mitsumi found the liquor store.
Mitsumi: Goodness, I sure have picked out a lot of things, you can really tell a lot about a person by what they like to drink.
Naru spends half of the money Deo left her, getting a bunch of stuff, putting it in a basket and wrapping it. Mitsumi got several bottles, one for each person, wraps it and puts a name on it. Deo is sitting next to the fountain reading a manga with several bags full of mangas and gifts below them and a roll or two of wrapping paper on the side.
Deonaz: Hey girls, find everything?
Deonaz stares at Mitsumi's purchases
Deonaz: Now heres a girl that likes to party.
Mitsumi: Oh my, Hmmhmmhmm.
Deonaz: Maybe that's what they meant by "Don't spend it all in one place".
They start to walk off as Deonaz stops Naru with a grab on her arm.
Naru: Hmm?
Deonaz: Remember your scarf?
Naru: Yes, why?
Deonaz: Here, I got one a little shorter this time.
Deonaz hands her a scarf exactly like hers wrapped in a yellow bow.
Deonaz: Just a replacement.
Mitsumi: Ohh, Deo-chan. You dog you.
Deonaz: Whatever, oh I got you something too Mitsumi.
Deonaz explains how to use the gift to Mitsumi in the background.
Naru: (thinking) Oh how sweet of him. Maybe he is a bit of an upgrade from Keitaro.
Naru looks back to Mitsumi.
Mitsumi: (@_@)
Deonaz: Opps, (-_-);;;
Naru: Oh, my. (^.^);;;
Deonaz: It's cool, she's just a little wired out. (-.^)
(You like?)
They leave the mall and begin to walk down the street again. They approach a street light as the crowd of people began to die down as only a few were walking amongst them.
Deonaz: Where are we going?
Naru: I don't know, i'm following you.
Deonaz: I'm following Mitsumi.
They both look at Mitsumi
Mitsumi: Wow, this pencil is really cool!
Deonaz: Crap...
Naru: Gosh it's getting dark.
Mitsumi: (thinking) Hmm, she seems to be warming up to him, i've got an idea.
Mitsumi walks up to Naru
Mitsumi: (Whispering) Hey, Naru. Hand me your bags.
Naru: (Whispering) No, you know your not superwoman, here lemmie carry your bags for a second, their heavier than you think.
No sooner had Mitsumi given Naru the bags had a massive dark figure run up and Kidnapped Mitsumi.
Deonaz: OH SHIT!
Mitsumi: Help!
Her voice trailed off in the distance as the dark figure made off with Mitsumi.
Naru: Oh my god!
Deonaz: Wait here!
Deonaz looks around and sees a nearby store.
Deonaz: Better yet go in there, I'll come up.
Deonaz takes off after the kidnapping man with Naru in hot pursuit. His bags clunking and hitting his back repeatedly as he ran.
Naru: You can't play hero by yourself.
Deonaz: Go back! You'll only get in the way.
The man runs along the sidewalk and through a crowded section. Deonaz runs on the walls of buildings and jumps on the other side of the crowd to face the thief.
Deonaz: Hey buddy where you goin?
????: Fuck off!
He runs though a pack of cars in the street still trying to lose him.
????: (thinking) I've got to get to my that one alley, then I can pin him down.
Deonaz jumps from car to car catching up to him. The thief having no where to turn to runs along an empty sidwalk.
Naru: Where'd he go?
Naru notices two people running along the empty sidewalk, stradles her bags again and heads for them.
Naru: He better not think he can lose me.
Deo dashes and barely misses him as the raper ducks into an alley. He draws his sword, thrusting it in the ground, slows to a stop to walk into the alley. Naru in the meantime is slowly catching up to him. The kidnapper throws Mitsumi down and points a gun to her head forcing Deo to stop.
Deonaz: Let her go...NOW!
He thrusts his sword in the rapists direction. He grabs another gun and points it at Deonaz firing off shot after shot. Deonaz dodges them by swaying his head from side to side and swatting the bullets with his left hand, having his sword still pointing.
????: Drop your sword and all your other weapons.
Deonaz looks at him as he begins to bury the gun in Mitsumi's temple.
Mitsumi: Help me Deo...
Mitsumi is crying, giving Deonaz the incentive to drop his sword.
????: ALL OF IT! Then kick it over here.
Deonaz whips out his two guns and throws them as well as his sword to him.
Deonaz: Your not going to leave here unless i'm dead.
????: Or if you need to choose between one of two lives.
Deonaz: Huh...?
As Naru arrives the kidnapper slightly changes the direction of his gun.
????: The one on my left or the one behind you.
Deonaz makes a blind rush toward the kidnapper and draws a dagger from his wrist as a shot rings out.
Naru: Huh?
The kidnapper has a dagger through his wrist and his gun falls to the pieces Deonaz cut off. Deo walks back with the bags slung over the shoulder and Mitsumi to his side.
Naru: Deo are you ok? Stupid question, lets get you to the hospital.
Deonaz: No i'm fine, lets get Mitsumi to a hotel.
Naru: Uhh why?
Naru looks at Mitsumi, she is passed out on the ground with spiral eyes.
Naru: It must have been all the excitment.
Deonaz: Or the gun shot.
Naru: Or both.
Deonaz and Naru chuckle for a bit. They quickly get to a hotel. Naru and Deo are carrying her with her arms slung over Naru and Deonaz's chest.
Clerk: Here's the key to your room
Deonaz: Oh, thank you.
Deo reaches for the key across the counter but he hesitates and takes his right hand off of his left shoulder to take it. He cringes as some blood from his shoulder flows onto his coat.
Naru: DEO?!
Deonaz: I'm fine. He just knicked me.
Clerk: Uh, your key sir?
Deonaz: Thank you.
They both carry Mitsumi up to the room.
Naru: I'll take this oppurtinity to dry all of our clothes.
Deonaz: Good idea, It's has been snowing and raining today.
Naru: Now you get to the hospital.
Deonaz: No, If i leave god knows what may happen to Mitsumi, or even you this time. Im not leaving you.
Naru: Well at least get in the bathroom.
Deonaz: For what?
Naru pushes Deo towards the bathroom on his injured shoulder.
Deonaz: Let me get a rag real quick.
Naru: Ok, here.
Naru grabs a rag and throws it to Deonaz then shuts the door.
Deonaz: Good thing she didn't notice the blood on her hand, or she'd freak.
Naru: (thinking) She's lucky to have full breasts like those.
Naru takes her sweater and shirt off that cause her breasts to bounce out.
Naru: Damn, she didn't wear a bra. Well we have somthing in common. We enjoy being around Deonaz so much we arn't wearing all of our underwear. (thinking) Oh, wait, that may just be me? No, no i'm letting my imagination run away with me.
She took her pants off and accidentaly pulled Mitsumi's panties part the way down showing off some more of her hips and butt. Naru gets a robe and wakes her up so she can ease into it. Mitsumi redilly clunks out again.
Naru: Now that she's clothed.
Naru then gets in front of the mirror and takes her shirt off as well as her bra. She kicks them off to the side and holds her petit boobs looking and turning left and right in the mirror.
Naru: (thinking) Mine may not be THAT big but there just fine at least.
Naru takes off her pants revealing her nude, shaply body from the back as she twists and turns in the mirror looking at herself. Then she grabs a robe, shoves all of her clothes in a drying bag and puts it on the top shelf of the closet and sits on the other bed.
Naru: You can come out now.
Deonaz: Uhh k,
Deonaz rustles around in the bathroom for a moment.
Naru: Are you ok?
Deonaz: Ya, could you open the door?
Naru questioningly opens the door while Deonaz holds a bloodied rag on his left shoulder.
Naru: (quietly) OH MY GOD DEO! Are you okay? Dumb question, lets get you to a hospital.
Deo stumbles for a while and falls down in frong of the beds. Naru holds him up eyes buldging with tears.
Naru: Deo, Deo i'm sorry your going to die...
Deonaz: *taps her sholder* Die?
Naru: Your going to die...all becuase you wanted to play macho man to save Mitsumi.
Deonaz: But Naru, uhh there's something you should know...
Naru unknowingly moves so her breasts can be seen above her robe.
Naru: Shh, don't talk. I'll hold you these last few moments.
Naru closes her tear whelped eyes holding Deonaz next to her as Deonaz begins blushing.
Deonaz: Uhh that's sweet Naru but i'm not going to die...
Naru: You're, you're not?
Deonaz: ...Noooooooooo...
Naru: So your fine?
Deonaz: Pretty much ya!
Naru: Good, in that case...
Naru punches his head through the floor.
Deonaz: OW, HELL! What was that for?
Naru: For worrying me.
Deonaz: It's not like i'm not in pain.
Naru: Well now your in more, now what did you want to tell me?
Deonaz looks down at her robe just as she does. She notices she can see her belly button and all above and below that. Enraged she jumps up and holds Deo up by his shirt collar.
Naru: I thought you fell down because you were injured!
Deonaz: I'm injured, but I tripped on your robe tie.
Naru: BULLET WOUND MY ASS!
Naru swings for a punch, Deonaz ducks backward and Naru falls on top of him.
Deonaz: AH DAMMIT! AHHH...
Naru: Will you stop getting your jollies off of me?
Naru gets up with blood over her robe.
Naru: Oh your still (finger quotes) Bleeding? Come on, where's the ketchup packets in your jacket?
She gets some blood on her finger and tastes it.
Naru: This, does not taste...or smell like, ketchup?
Naru punches for his forehead, hits his guarding crossed arms and still forces him through the floor.
Naru: I can't belive you didn't even get shot!
Deonaz: BUT I DID DAMMIT!
Naru: Prove it!
Deonaz: Well are you sure cause I mean I...
Naru: YES!
Deonaz: *sighs* Remember you asked for it.
Naru sat on her bed. Deonaz took off his jacket and studied the bullet hole for a second and tossed it down. He took off his shirt and caused Naru to look embarassingly down at her hands in her lap. He took off his wife beater that was now red in the shoulder and down to his chest. His strong, rather muscular arms were accented by his tight chest and stomach.
(Wife beater is a common term for a tank top, not the best choice of words i'll admit.)
Naru: You, you have some nice, um arms.
Deonaz: Huh?
Naru: You, you look real nice, is all.
Deonaz: Well there you have it.
Naru: That proves nothing, you just have a big red spot on your chest...still.
Deonaz cracked his hand and picked two fingers and eased them into his wound as he cringed.
Mitsumi: Hmm I'm all better now.
Mitsumi scans the room.
Mitsumi: Wait, where am I?
Mitsumi has an akward expression on her face, she then notices Deonaz forcing two fingers into his chest making a pool of blood in the other and passes out with that same expression on her face. He then pulled them out only now they were holding a bullet. He throws the bullet across the room, squeezes the rest of the blood out of the wound and bandages it up with some of the gause he bought.
Deonaz: I'm just glad I bought several rolls. Motoko will just have to survive with 9 and the rest of this role.
Naru: Well that's nice.
Naru passes out with bizarre expression on her face as well and lands on the bed. Deonaz grips his chest to get most of the blood out and rebandage it.
Deonaz walks up to Naru's bed and pulls the spare covers up to her chest.
Deonaz: Hmm, she's pretty asleep.
He looks back down his chest which bears only several white straps stained with red. He looks back to Naru's face and nods his head.
Deonaz: Worth it, for sure.
Deonaz walks in the closet with the blanket Naru was sleeping on since she was covered up with the spare one.
Deonaz: Shit, it hurt like a boot to the head.
(And to Deonaz, for his wonderful acting job, he gets the worlds greatest prize. The gramm...boot to the head!)
He gets in the closet and closes is just before a boot hits the door. As he lays down the dryer bag hits him in the face.
Deonaz: Hmm perfumey. The hotels do always give you those sweet shampoos, towels and shit like that. I HOPE that's what this is anyways.
(.....No that was not Naru's and Mitsumi's panties. It was Mitsumi's panties...Naru didn't wear any.)
He takes all of the clothes and makes them into a pillow and nods off.
December 24th (still) 11:00PM (Three hours later)
Mitsumi wakes up in a cold sweat.
Mitsumi: Deo!
Naru rolls over and sits bolt upright.
Naru: Mitsumi! Oh my god it's late.
Deonaz does the same thing as Naru.
Deonaz: God damn shelf! Whoa it's really dark.
Mitsumi: Wierd the last thing I remember was a gun shot or was it a whole lot of excitement?
Deonaz&Naru: Both.
Deonaz gets out with panties on his head.
Deonaz: *yawn* Wow, all I remember is I took out that bullet, Naru passed out and I got some sleep to subside some pain.
Naru: We havta' get back, it's late and Christmas eve!
Naru looks at Deonaz
Deonaz: Oh shit what?
Naru takes Mitsumi's panties off of his head and points to them in her hand.
Deonaz: Oh, those wern't like hotel towels? I was wondering why they were so soft.
Deonaz is stared at some more and Mitsumi yawns.
Deonaz: Well it's dark in there, you try distinguishing between towels and panties...
Naru stares some more, Mitsumi yawns again and Naru kicks him in the shin.
Naru: Merry Christmas, I didn't break your nose. (thinking) God knows what i'll have to do to Keitaro when I get back home.
They all get dressed and head out for Hinata house. Deonaz is carrying all the shopping bags. Naru looks down at her new scarf
Naru: (thinking) I might as well forgive him, he's done enough to redeem himself today.
Naru turns around.
Naru: Hey Deo?
Deo walks up to her and sternly looks her in the eyes, his dull colored and flashing silver eyes towering over her.
Deonaz: Yes? *looks at his watch he bought...still has the tag attached*
Naru: I just wanted to forgive you and kinda thank you too.
Deonaz: Oh, Shit! Come on girls we can't miss my favorite part of tonight.
Deonaz has Mitsumi on his back so he brushes her skirt out of his eyes, the bags in his right and Naru on his left hand. Deonaz runs in the falling snow making white clouds of the fluffy stuff behind him.
Naru: What's going on?
Deonaz: Something really romantic, we can all do together.
Naru: (thinking) Oh shit, what does he mean by that? Me, him and *gulp* Mitsumi?
Deonaz: Were almost there.
They get to the towering steps.
Deonaz: Shiz, I forgot about those.
He props Naru on his right shoulder and runs up the stairs to Hinata house.
Mitsune is sitting on the couch in the dark. She suddenly stands, holds the door knob and starts counting.
Mitsune: 3, 2, 1,
Seta stands in the doorway with a ciggerate in his mouth.
Seta: Watcha' countin' for?
Mitsune: He's here!
Mitsune opens it just as Deonaz slides in the door, with girls aboud and gifts galore.
(Rhyme-licious)
Deonaz is on the ground with his arms around the girls, being proped up by shopping bags. Seta is underneath Deonaz and Keitaro is upside down on Seta's head still waving with spiral eyes.
Haruka: Looks as though you were busy.
Deonaz: Sure enough.
Deonaz lets Naru off of his shoulder, bumps Mitsumi off his other back and lets her down as well. He hands them thier bags and they take all of there presents and place them under the tree stacking them on top of each other.
Mitsumi: Oh my, fufufufu
Naru: You said it! I didn't even get one snow flake on me.
Everyone is in front of the crackling fire place sleeping and under the dim and blinking glow of the Christmas lights.
Mitsune: You were right Deo, *pulls Seta and Keitaro up and jumps on the couch* it's really romantic this time a' night. Comfy cozy next to the fire.
Deonaz: Glad your enjoying it...*quickly pulls Mitsumi's panties off of his head and throw them in her shopping bags*
Deonaz takes his, Naru's and Mitsumi's coats to hang them as they sit down on the new couches.
Deonaz: ...I just spent the last four or so hours, asleep in a closet so my back is F-ing killing me.
Su: "F-ing" good?
Su jumps up from the floor and taking a bite of a bananna, she is sniffing the presants as Deonaz places the remainder of them under the tree.
Deonaz: Hey Su, where's Shinobu? Her and Motoko are missing.
Motoko: I'm here.
Shinobu: Me~~ too *yawn* I was asleep...
Motoko is meditating on the floor and Shinobu was asleep near the fire.
December 25th (Midnight)
Haruka: Alright, midnight! Lets open up Deonaz's gifts.
They rip the paper off of the 3 person and 4 person couch, as well as 4 corner couch segments that when put together make a square with a small table in the middle. (thought to be a coffee table)
(I have one of those, though nowadays it's more like 2 1/2 pieces.)
Mitsune: (Over exagerated) I never would have guessed.
Deonaz: (Sarcastically) Cute, Ve~~~ry cute.
Mitsune lays on the small couch with Seta laying on the couch, but in the other direction while Sara lays on his chest and Haruka sits on the other side of Seta.
Deonaz: Motoko, com're. Lay down with us and stop meditating. It's Christmas.
Su: Please Motoko-chan?
Motoko: *sigh* Fine, I'll give into your demands.
Deonaz: ...which means?
Motoko: I'll rest on the couch...
Deonaz: Makes me tired just thinking about sleeping on those couches. *streches and yawns* There so comfy, and ya sink in a lot too.
Motoko sits on the couch and lays on one side only to fall asleep with her arms crossed, Su lays down on Motoko and Shinobu falls asleep on the other half of the couch.
Deonaz walks over to Keitaro.
Deonaz: Yo, get up. Sit with us.
Keitaro: Huh? Fly? What? Oh, ok.
Keitaro, Mitsumi, Naru, Deonaz and Keitaro each pull up a fourth of the segemented couch and put them together to close them off into a square.
Deonaz: Anyone thirsty?
Deonaz reaches down to the bottom part of the couch revealing a hidden compartment and pulls out two bottles of wine.
Mitsumi: So, fancy.
Naru: I'll take some.
Keitaro: Wow, neat.
Deonaz pops the corks softly, as the lets the excess drip onto Keitaro's head. He grabs some glasses and pours himself one to set it down. Keitaro pours his own, Naru and Mitsumi pour each others glasses and drink sip from them.
Naru: I've never drunk so much wine before, it's mostly just sake and beer.
Deonaz: I always drink it for special times of the year.
(Warning the next few sentences are for slightly MORE articulate pea-pels...enjoy!...if you can MUWAHAHAHA!...)
The bottom of Keitaro's glass skims trough the air as his eyes are met with the bottom of the reflecting light. His slightly tipsy gaze scans over at Naru, who's warm face and greeting smile condone that he accept the wine, from the bottle, she is offering. He nods a yes offering the open end of his glass to her. The brunt of the wine bottle met the air as the red liquid, again met the bottom of his crystal. The night seemed to pass them, carassessing them for the moment but passing like wind as the over powerful warmth and calmer state of mind brought them happiness with each others company during each passing moment.
Naru: Are you ok? Your drinking faster than usual.
Keitaro: *sigh* I'm just nervous about passing.
Naru: Mmm, hmm...
Keitaro: If I don't pass then i'm going home and I may never see you again.
By now everyone has a stripe of red across their face.
Deonaz: I'm pretty suprized Naru put up with you this long.
Naru: Ya, I shoulda dropped your ass-a long time ago...
Mitsumi: But in one way or another he kept your interest huh Mrs. Narusegewa?
Deonaz: I know what it is.
Naru: Hmm, It's nothing. There is nothing between Keitaro and me.
Deonaz looks over at Naru.
Deonaz: (whispering to himself) I was gonna say it's fun to kick his ass but if theres something you want to deny, go ahead.
Naru: I heard that. You know damn well that there is more between you and me, than me and Keitaro!
When Naru finished that sentence it was like strangling Keitaro. One way or another Keitaro has a several Javelin's through his chest.
Deonaz: Uhhh, is he always like this? Maybe we should help him?
Mitsumi: No, Kei-kun is fine.
Keitaro: *back to normal...however you define that for him* I could be dead in a ditch before Naru would even flinch.
Deonaz: *sweat bubble* Uhh that's no where even close to true. I know she has feelings for you, I can see it as a gleam in her eyes...
Naru: *gulp* Your freaking me out...stop it.
Deonaz: *chuckles* You can belive me, or you chalk it up to the alcohol.
Keitaro looks intruigingly over at Naru as he much more slowly sips his wine. The red stripe is begining to show up much more obviousally on Deonaz and Naru, and slightly more on Mitsumi. Keitaro has otherwise stopped after two glasses and sipping on his third.
Deonaz: And what about you Mitsumi?
Mitsumi: Oh, I like Kei-kun too.
Deonaz: But do you have anyone?
Mitsumi: No, unless Kei-kun wants to marry me.
She leans over to lay her head on Keitaro's lap. He gets a vauge expression as Naru looks at him with a deadly look in her eyes.
Deonaz: (leaning back and sipping on his wine again) Now were to Naru...
Naru looks over from mentally picturing killing Keitaro with a now suprized look gracing her expression.
Naru: Uh, me?
Deonaz: Yes...you...Do you like a guy at school, Keitaro,
Naru blushes
Deonaz: Seta...
Naru blushes more and puts her head down with her hair covering her eyes.
Deonaz: Me?
Naru looks up immeditally at Deonaz.
Naru: Well, Uh, I, I don't think I want to answer that.
Deonaz: Any reason? Embarassed? *Has a big cheesy smile*
Naru: Well how about you?
Deonaz looks at his wine as sloshes it around his glass.
Deonaz: Uhh, well...
Naru: Not so easy is it?
Deonaz: *sigh* No, I'm a little like you Naru, I've never had a...
Keitaro: Boy, uh girl, friend?
Deonaz: ...Ya, not one that I remember anyways.
Naru: How did you know about that? Who talked?
Deonaz: I have my ways.
Mitsumi: You don't remember if you have have had a girl friend? That's sad.
Naru: How can you not remember?
Deonaz: To tell you the truth I don't remember much about my past at all, I just remember being depressed for a long time. Then, I showed up and made some friends in Arkansas. It's like my life just began from there, weather I chose to forget it or maybe it never happened, I don't know. But lets not dwell in the past, i'd like to remain in presant...with all of you.
Mitsumi: That's sweet.
Keitaro: Sounds famaliar.
Naru: A little freaky though.
Deonaz: Well Keitaro, you finally speak...your turn.
Keitaro: Well, everyone knows my stroy. I guess it couldn't hurt to tell you. I know this girl from a memory, 15 years ago, she told me that we should meet up at Tokyo University. She said there we could be together...forever.
Deonaz's eyes light up suddenly
Deonaz: (Thinking) It all makes sense now. (Speaking) Ahh, well just remember being together doesn't mean love, it could meerly be friendship.
Keitaro jolts like he was hit in the heart.
Keitaro: Ya, I guess your right.
Mitsumi: Oh, were out.
Deonaz: Looks like we've gone dry. I have some chapagne as well. Will you girls look for it?
Naru and Mitsumi: Sure
Deonaz leans over to Keitaro
Deonaz: You ok?
Keitaro: Ya, I guess so.
Deonaz: Hey, hopes up, love wearing on your heartstring?
Keitaro: I guess you could say that's it.
Deonaz: Mitsumi seems to be nice to you so I bet you wish Naru were nicer huh?
Keitaro: Well, ya.
Deonaz: Maybe I can arrange something for ya, huh?
Keitaro: Do what?
Deonaz: Nothing illegeal, just a little good hearted persuasion.
Keitaro: You would do that for me?
Deonaz: Well guys have to stick together don't they? *wink*
Keitaro breathes a sigh of relief and nods a "thank you".
Deonaz: I have an idea.
Keitaro: Already?
Deonaz: Well, it's just one of my plans I hope to have work. This should be a good excuse for me to leave without just getting up and going. I suspect that Mitsumi should fall asleep soon after.
(I remind you Deonaz looks as though he is completly wasted, Naru is a close second, Mitsumi seems to be having fun with out to much to drink and Keitaro looks to be too depressed. P.S. everything Deonaz is about to do could just be bullshit looking at how much he has had to drink.)
Deonaz: Grab the chapange bottle as soon as Mitsumi pulls it out.
Keitaro: O...k...
Sure enough Mitsumi is the one to find the bottle and Keitaro immeditally grabs hold of the neck.
Mitsumi: Come on Keitaro, I wanna be first.
They shake up the bottle during the struggle, Mitsumi pulls the bottle from Keitaro's hands knocking off the cork sending it flying toward Naru. With another quick hand manuever Deonaz catches the cork. Naru slowly lifts one eye open to see his hand in her face. She opens her other eye to see a bottle of chapange spurting all over Deonaz's head.
Keitaro and Mitsumi are both looking for thier handkerchiefs.
Deonaz: Long, lost relations?
Naru: Clones.
Deonaz: Oh well, I don't need this shirt anyway.
Deonaz takes his shirt off and exposes his muscular chest under his muscle shirt.
Naru: *blushing* Why do I always have to hit somone?
Naru punches Deonaz but he evades her punch, bends his head down and meets her face with his.
Deonaz: Hey...
Naru: Damn.
Keitaro: You gotta admit, it's not to common you have nothing on put your pants.
Deonaz: Well back in Arkansas Jeremey's brother wore his pants but if it's not normal i'll take em' off too.
Keitaro&Naru: No, no, no don't your fine.
Deonaz: I was about to say...*finishes his wine* but i'll go put on a shirt for the decency's sake.
Deonaz walks downstairs to his room.
Deonaz: I hate to waste the good shit.
Mitsumi: Language Deo, language.
Deonaz: Ok, do you prefer German, English, Japanese or gibberish.
Mitsumi: I'm sorry about your shirt.
Mitsumi stumbles around for a bit but manages to get into Deo's room.
Mitsumi: I was wondering *hiccup* if you and I are not seeing anyone what are the chances that we might just get to know each other a bit better. Who knows. I might like you
(Yep she's drunk...readers of the manga remember what happend last time this happened. [Manga 3, Chapter 20, "A virginal night"] my personal favorite, as well as [Manga 7, Chapter 55] is my other personal favorite.)
Deonaz: Well, it's really not that easy. I thought you liked Keitaro besides...
Mitsumi: Well, ya. But, *Mitsumi falls, landing to sit on his bed* I've been friends with Naru and Keitaro for so long, I would hate it to break Naru's heart like that.
Deonaz: You can see they like each other too?
Mitsumi: Well it's kinda easy to see.
Deonaz: Your telling me. Anyway i'm gonna change, you can stay if you wanna.
He gets up, walks to his dresser to throw his diry clothes in the "in" basket and takes a white shirt and another wife beater out of the "out" door. Puts them on and sits down. As he sits down Mitsumi leans over and starts bringing her face to his.
Deonaz looks into Mitsumi's eyes and does a hard swallow.
Deonaz: (thinking) This is too easy.
Deo leans back too far and they both fall and roll on the ground.
Mitsumi: Oh my, I was doing my bad habit again, wasn't I?
Deonaz: Oh, that's your bad habit?
Mitsumi: What's wrong, don't you want to kiss me?
Deonaz: ...Well, ya duh, but...
Deonaz shakes his head showing his emotions on the thought.
Deonaz: ...but no. Your smashed, it wouldn't be right.
Mitsumi: No, i'm fine really. *smiles*
Mitsumi sits up on the hard, cold floor.
Mitsumi: I've just been looking for someone as sweet at Keitaro.
Deonaz: What do you mean?
Mitsumi: I still remember what you did for me, back in that alley.
(! _ ! Ok, so she's not drunk)
Deonaz: Did you not see what I did for Naru too?
Mitsumi: Oh, I guess not. I must have passed out then.
Deonaz: I care about you both the same.
Mitsumi: Oh, I see.
Deonaz smiles at her and tries to stand her up to her feet. Mitsumi falls onto Deo's bed pulling him down on top of her.
Mitsumi: Looks like I need to get my lands legs *hic*...back.
Deonaz looks down at Mitsumi, he parts the hair in front of her eyes and pauses for a moment. He slowly begins kissing her softly on the lips as he whispers a "goodnight" to her closing eyes.
An echoing bang shatters the calming quiet.
Deonaz: THE HELL! Mitsumi, did you hear tha...?
Deonaz looks down at Mitsumi who is passed out like a log.
(Or maybe she is plastered! Even I don't know anymore, and I wrote the damn thing! _-_;;;)
Deonaz walks up to the door opening it, inspecting it, knowing that it could not have shut on it's own. Walks out to see Naru asleep with her head in Keitaro's lap.
Deonaz: Good, it wasn't loud enough to wake them up at least.
Deonaz quickly scans the room realizing everyone who was asleep on the couches had left to sleep in their beds. He soltly sets Mitsumi down on the couch and lays her head in his lap.
Deonaz: Hey, Kei, you wake?
Keitaro: Oh, ya.
Deonaz: Didja' have some fun while I was gone?
Keitaro: Hmm, I'm just glad she doesn't punch in her sleep.
Deonaz: Hmm, night.
Keitaro: Sleep well.
Deonaz and Keitaro begin nodding off as their eyes closed while each of thier spirits were calmed by the soft blinking of Christmas lights and listening to the breathing of the person in each other's lap.
Guest starring Dymz!
December 24th
The Hinata house is a picture perfect scene of the christmas spirit. The usual tree is drapped with ornaments and covered with snow. Another tree is inside and has lights hung from it's branches. Everyone is standing gawking at it with tea glasses in hand, except Deonaz who obviousally persuaded Haruka to let him set it up, is standing, arms folded, a grin and his head down with his eyes closed.
Haruka: Uhh, well this is different from what were used to. Your gonna clean all these pine needles up right?
Deonaz: Well this is just so I can feel at home. Thanks a ton by the way, it just wouldn't be christmas without a tree though I can skip the stockings, I wouldn't want to burn this house down too.
Haruka gets an increasingly more vauge expression of fear.
Haruka: Well I'm glad you could make yourself feel more at home.
Su: Can we eat it later?
Deonaz: (rather unsuprized look) Uhhh...
Seta: No Su,
Deonaz: Yes, exactly...
Seta: ...we burn it later...
Deonaz: Not exactly.
Sunlight floods into the room as Mutsumi and Naru, open the front door, walk into the room brushing off snow and get comfy on one of 2 couch shaped presants next to a coffoe table shaped presant. The tags read "to everyone, from Deonaz"
Mutsumi: Happy Hanaka eve everyone!
Deonaz: You mean Christmas eve?
Mitsumi: Oh right, I'm not Jewish.
Mitsune: So where'd ya get the tree?
Dymz is asleep on the floor talking in his sleep and having his hair braided by Su and Sarah.
Dymz: Where's my damn tree? ZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzz. THIEF! ZZzzZZzz
Deonaz: He is gonna love that when he wakes up. Merry christmas.
Haruka: Why is he asleep?
Sarah: Su, help me roll him over.
Su and Sarah roll Dymz over to reveal a giant bandage on his head.
Deonaz lifts his glass to Dymz, sips the last of his tea and sets it on the table...shaped...object
Seta: Should he be asleep with a concussion?
Deonaz: ...and if you wake up i'll do it to ya again, since it is your tree anyway.
Seta: Let's light the manoria.
Haruka: Now she's got you doing it.
Shinobu: Anyone thirsty?
Shinobu walks in with a tray of tea about the time Naru sits down in between Keitaro and Deonaz. Naru takes her coat off to throw it over the couch and lay on it. She puts her hands behind her head and thinks while staring at the cieling.
Naru: I can't wait to open presants tomorrow.
Keitaro: (Sarcastically) so what did you get me?
Naru sits bolt upright.
Naru: Uhh something to help you study what else?
Keitaro: *Suprized look* Hmm, I guess that would be something I could use.
Deonaz motioned for Naru to follow him. Naru gets up and they walk over to the coat rack. Deonaz leans on the corner and Naru is in a state of panic.
Naru: What do I do? I don't have enough money to buy something or anyone. Oh shit what now!?
Deonaz: Get dressed and we'll go shopping.
Naru grabs her coat and puts it on while walking outside with Keitaro and Mitsumi in close pursuit.
Keitaro: Hey where you guys goin'?
Naru: Uhh nowhere, or, I forgot where.
Deonaz: Just to do some emergency shopping.
Naru: Uh, ya that's it. I gotta get some...
Deonaz: (thinking) Now your releying on me. (speaking) langerine. Who knows maybe it's for you.
Keitaro: Oh, ok then, have fun.
Deonaz smiles and nudges Kietaro, Naru shoves Deo and makes him fall on Keitaro so there faces meet.
Deonaz: Well, hello there.
Keitaro: GET OFF!
Keitaro accidentally grabs Deonaz's chest.
Deonaz: The hell was that?
Deonaz gets up.
Keitaro: Uhh reflex, Sorry.
Deonaz: It's not okay you know. Naru please get going, this is going to get ugly.
Deonaz gets a murderers gleam in his eye while he cracks his nuckles.
Naru: Eww, come on Mitsumi, i'd like it if you came.
Mitsumi: Oh, K' then.
Naru and Mitsumi walk off.
Deonaz: Now for you Keitaro.
Deonaz walks up to Keitaro with a stern face forcing him to the front door.
Keitaro: Uhh, dammit this is gonna hurt, please be gentle.
Deonaz looks at Keitaro.
Deonaz: Stand up and take this like a man.
Keitaro stands with his eyes closed and arms to his sides. Keitaro as he slowly opens his eyes to see a small roll of bills thrusted at his chest..
Keitaro: ...What's this?
Deonaz: (holding Keitaro's wallet) Spent too much on Naru's presant huh?
Keitaro: Well I did spend a little more than I expected..
Deonaz: Take it like a man, ok? *wink*
Keitaro: Thanks, i'll pay you ba...
Deonaz: Don't worry, I've got plenty. Oh, by the way, was my acting convincing?
Keitaro: *Sweat bubble* I was scared.
Deonaz: I can tell...change your pants...
Keitaro: Uh, thanks, bye.
Deonaz: Bye.
Deonaz flies off with Keitaro waving, lands next to Naru and Mitsumi...Keitaro is still waving.
Mitsune: Do you think he realizes he's not flying anymore?
Motoko: Do YOU realize he was flying?
Keitaro is still waving with big spirals in his eyes.
Shinobu: Should we bring Sempai in?
Sarah: *looks outside*...Naaaaaa, looks like he's having fun.
Snow is begginging to mat on his shoulder.
Deonaz is behind Naru and Mitsumi who are walking along the sidewalk in the snow.
Naru: So what did you really do to him?
Deonaz: ...Guess that means I shouldn't pursue a career in acting.
Naru: Nope.
Mitsumi: Not a chance.
Deonaz stops suddenly and the girls look behind them to see if anything is wrong.
Naru&Mitsumi: Anything wrong?
Deonaz: I was just looking. Naru, who gave you that?
Naru: Oh my coat? Keitaro gave it to me last Christmas.
Deonaz: *smiling* You like him, don't you?
Naru: *blushing* What? No, what gives you that idea?
Deonaz: I can read people.
She takes off her glasses and wipes the snow from them to put them away. Deonaz starts suddenly walking along with them again.
Deonaz: Hmhm, he's right you do look better without your glasses on.
Naru gets red in the face.
Mitsumi: Narusegawa, Why so red? fufufu.
Naru: Ahh stop it the both of you!
Deonaz: Hahahaha! Cool down I was just trying to embarass you a little.
Naru suddenly looks a tad dissapointed. They reach the mall's parking lot.
Naru: Deonaz...
Deonaz: Yes?
Naru: Mitsumi and I have somthing for you.
Deonaz: *gulps* and that is?
Naru: Close your eyes.
Deonaz: (eyes closed) I'm ready.
Naru: Keep em' closed.
Mitsumi: Fufufu.
Some rustling is heard
Naru: Open em'
Deonaz opens his eyes to a big white snow ball.
Naru: Telling me to cool down!
Mitsumi and Naru have built a stack of snowballs and are pummeling Deonaz with them.
Naru: When were out just run for it okay?
Mitsumi: Fufufufu, okay.
As soon as they run out they dart off for the mall entrance.
Deonaz: Damn
He rolls a snowball.
Deonaz: NO MORE MERCY FOR YOU GIRLS!
He throws the snowball
Naru: If you can catch...
The snow ball flies between them and nails a cars windshield, knocking the entire car backwards and flip over to land on another car.
Naru: (fear stickin/amazed) ...up!?
Naru looks over at the car and the enraged owner.
Naru: Run back?
Mitsumi: Oh my...
They run all the way back.
Deonaz: Hmm, that was a tad stronger than I expected for a warning shot...
Naru: A tad?
Deonaz: Hmm, wanna go inside?
Naru: Ya, good idea!
They enter the department store. Everywhere the sounds, sights and smells of the holiday season are abound.
Naru: Ehhh, aerosol snow.
Deonaz: You guys wanna catch a bite to eat before we start shopping?
Naru: Ya, sounds great. How about you Mitsumi?
Mitsumi's spirit is fading away.
Deonaz: (sweat drop) I'll take that as a yes.
Naru: (Yelling at a man behind a food counter) I need an order of rice cakes stat!
Naru and Deonaz are holding drinks and staring at Mitsumi who has just finished eating...her fifth plate.
Naru: I can't figure out where she's puttin' it all.
Mitsumi: Fufufu Oh my. I was really hungry, thank you Uhhh, who are you again?
Falls under the table.
Deonaz: *crawling back up to the table* Just call me Deo.
They get above the table again
Mitsumi: Ok Deo-chan
Deonaz: You eat really well.
Mitsumi: Oh, I was just very hungry. May I have something to drink too?
Deonaz: Sure, menu's in the middle of the table.
Mitsumi reaches over and almost knocks Naru's tea in her lap, but Deonaz catches it.
Mitsumi: Oh no, i'm sorrry. Handkerchief, handkerchief.
Naru: Mitsumi, I'm fine.
Mitsumi looks up at Deonaz who has finished and Naru is drinking her tea.
Mitsumi: That's amazing! They should call you the tea saver.
Deonaz: Uhhh, ok sure. I can be a household product.
Naru: Wow that was amazing! How did you get your hands to move that fast?
Deonaz: *sweatdrop from thinking about the obvious perversion* Practice, lots and lots of practice. I practiced ten or twelve times a day.
Naru: Hmm, sounds pretty hard. With school and all that must have been difficult.
Deonaz: No, really I got some practice at school, and I got some girls to help me too.
Naru: So maybe...you can teach me?
Mitsumi: Fufufufu
Naru raises an eyebrow questioningly.
Deonaz gets up and whispers to Naru to "think about it". As he enters the bathroom Naru realizes what he meant and spits her tea out.
They get up and start on the long journey to the gifts area..
Deonaz: Now are you feeling better Mitsumi?
Mitsumi: Much, thank you.
They get on the escalator.
Naru: Uhh I hate heights.
Deonaz: Here's a trick that helped me. Close your eyes, hold on to something and remain still.
Naru closes her eyes and grabs Deonaz's arm.
Naru: You don't mind do you?
Deonaz: I meant the hand rail but just as well.
Deonaz feels a grab on his other arm.
Mitsumi: Fufufufufu, I'm not going to let Naru have all of our big strong escort.
Deonaz: Big, strong and escort, I like that...Ok it's time to get off, open your eyes.
Naru opens her eyes and steps off but her scarf gets caught in the escalator. Deonaz discreatly cuts off the end with his sword and grabs what's left.
Naru: No, my scarf...Damn.
Deonaz: Don't worry about it, ok? Alright, you girls get something, I'll be back.
They all look behind them at the water fountain display, street lights and the seats sourrounding it making it look like a scene in the park.
Deonaz: Lets meet at this fountain in 2 and a half hours.
Naru: Gotcha'
Mitsumi: K
Deonaz leaves with the scarf after handing the girls some money.
Naru: Well I might as well go look for something.
Naru finds a mechanical pencil that switches to a helpful anecdote each time you click.
Naru: (reading) There's always next year. *click* calm down *click* take a deep breath *click* no on ever got anywhere by quitting. Keitaro will love this.
Mitsumi found the liquor store.
Mitsumi: Goodness, I sure have picked out a lot of things, you can really tell a lot about a person by what they like to drink.
Naru spends half of the money Deo left her, getting a bunch of stuff, putting it in a basket and wrapping it. Mitsumi got several bottles, one for each person, wraps it and puts a name on it. Deo is sitting next to the fountain reading a manga with several bags full of mangas and gifts below them and a roll or two of wrapping paper on the side.
Deonaz: Hey girls, find everything?
Deonaz stares at Mitsumi's purchases
Deonaz: Now heres a girl that likes to party.
Mitsumi: Oh my, Hmmhmmhmm.
Deonaz: Maybe that's what they meant by "Don't spend it all in one place".
They start to walk off as Deonaz stops Naru with a grab on her arm.
Naru: Hmm?
Deonaz: Remember your scarf?
Naru: Yes, why?
Deonaz: Here, I got one a little shorter this time.
Deonaz hands her a scarf exactly like hers wrapped in a yellow bow.
Deonaz: Just a replacement.
Mitsumi: Ohh, Deo-chan. You dog you.
Deonaz: Whatever, oh I got you something too Mitsumi.
Deonaz explains how to use the gift to Mitsumi in the background.
Naru: (thinking) Oh how sweet of him. Maybe he is a bit of an upgrade from Keitaro.
Naru looks back to Mitsumi.
Mitsumi: (@_@)
Deonaz: Opps, (-_-);;;
Naru: Oh, my. (^.^);;;
Deonaz: It's cool, she's just a little wired out. (-.^)
(You like?)
They leave the mall and begin to walk down the street again. They approach a street light as the crowd of people began to die down as only a few were walking amongst them.
Deonaz: Where are we going?
Naru: I don't know, i'm following you.
Deonaz: I'm following Mitsumi.
They both look at Mitsumi
Mitsumi: Wow, this pencil is really cool!
Deonaz: Crap...
Naru: Gosh it's getting dark.
Mitsumi: (thinking) Hmm, she seems to be warming up to him, i've got an idea.
Mitsumi walks up to Naru
Mitsumi: (Whispering) Hey, Naru. Hand me your bags.
Naru: (Whispering) No, you know your not superwoman, here lemmie carry your bags for a second, their heavier than you think.
No sooner had Mitsumi given Naru the bags had a massive dark figure run up and Kidnapped Mitsumi.
Deonaz: OH SHIT!
Mitsumi: Help!
Her voice trailed off in the distance as the dark figure made off with Mitsumi.
Naru: Oh my god!
Deonaz: Wait here!
Deonaz looks around and sees a nearby store.
Deonaz: Better yet go in there, I'll come up.
Deonaz takes off after the kidnapping man with Naru in hot pursuit. His bags clunking and hitting his back repeatedly as he ran.
Naru: You can't play hero by yourself.
Deonaz: Go back! You'll only get in the way.
The man runs along the sidewalk and through a crowded section. Deonaz runs on the walls of buildings and jumps on the other side of the crowd to face the thief.
Deonaz: Hey buddy where you goin?
????: Fuck off!
He runs though a pack of cars in the street still trying to lose him.
????: (thinking) I've got to get to my that one alley, then I can pin him down.
Deonaz jumps from car to car catching up to him. The thief having no where to turn to runs along an empty sidwalk.
Naru: Where'd he go?
Naru notices two people running along the empty sidewalk, stradles her bags again and heads for them.
Naru: He better not think he can lose me.
Deo dashes and barely misses him as the raper ducks into an alley. He draws his sword, thrusting it in the ground, slows to a stop to walk into the alley. Naru in the meantime is slowly catching up to him. The kidnapper throws Mitsumi down and points a gun to her head forcing Deo to stop.
Deonaz: Let her go...NOW!
He thrusts his sword in the rapists direction. He grabs another gun and points it at Deonaz firing off shot after shot. Deonaz dodges them by swaying his head from side to side and swatting the bullets with his left hand, having his sword still pointing.
????: Drop your sword and all your other weapons.
Deonaz looks at him as he begins to bury the gun in Mitsumi's temple.
Mitsumi: Help me Deo...
Mitsumi is crying, giving Deonaz the incentive to drop his sword.
????: ALL OF IT! Then kick it over here.
Deonaz whips out his two guns and throws them as well as his sword to him.
Deonaz: Your not going to leave here unless i'm dead.
????: Or if you need to choose between one of two lives.
Deonaz: Huh...?
As Naru arrives the kidnapper slightly changes the direction of his gun.
????: The one on my left or the one behind you.
Deonaz makes a blind rush toward the kidnapper and draws a dagger from his wrist as a shot rings out.
Naru: Huh?
The kidnapper has a dagger through his wrist and his gun falls to the pieces Deonaz cut off. Deo walks back with the bags slung over the shoulder and Mitsumi to his side.
Naru: Deo are you ok? Stupid question, lets get you to the hospital.
Deonaz: No i'm fine, lets get Mitsumi to a hotel.
Naru: Uhh why?
Naru looks at Mitsumi, she is passed out on the ground with spiral eyes.
Naru: It must have been all the excitment.
Deonaz: Or the gun shot.
Naru: Or both.
Deonaz and Naru chuckle for a bit. They quickly get to a hotel. Naru and Deo are carrying her with her arms slung over Naru and Deonaz's chest.
Clerk: Here's the key to your room
Deonaz: Oh, thank you.
Deo reaches for the key across the counter but he hesitates and takes his right hand off of his left shoulder to take it. He cringes as some blood from his shoulder flows onto his coat.
Naru: DEO?!
Deonaz: I'm fine. He just knicked me.
Clerk: Uh, your key sir?
Deonaz: Thank you.
They both carry Mitsumi up to the room.
Naru: I'll take this oppurtinity to dry all of our clothes.
Deonaz: Good idea, It's has been snowing and raining today.
Naru: Now you get to the hospital.
Deonaz: No, If i leave god knows what may happen to Mitsumi, or even you this time. Im not leaving you.
Naru: Well at least get in the bathroom.
Deonaz: For what?
Naru pushes Deo towards the bathroom on his injured shoulder.
Deonaz: Let me get a rag real quick.
Naru: Ok, here.
Naru grabs a rag and throws it to Deonaz then shuts the door.
Deonaz: Good thing she didn't notice the blood on her hand, or she'd freak.
Naru: (thinking) She's lucky to have full breasts like those.
Naru takes her sweater and shirt off that cause her breasts to bounce out.
Naru: Damn, she didn't wear a bra. Well we have somthing in common. We enjoy being around Deonaz so much we arn't wearing all of our underwear. (thinking) Oh, wait, that may just be me? No, no i'm letting my imagination run away with me.
She took her pants off and accidentaly pulled Mitsumi's panties part the way down showing off some more of her hips and butt. Naru gets a robe and wakes her up so she can ease into it. Mitsumi redilly clunks out again.
Naru: Now that she's clothed.
Naru then gets in front of the mirror and takes her shirt off as well as her bra. She kicks them off to the side and holds her petit boobs looking and turning left and right in the mirror.
Naru: (thinking) Mine may not be THAT big but there just fine at least.
Naru takes off her pants revealing her nude, shaply body from the back as she twists and turns in the mirror looking at herself. Then she grabs a robe, shoves all of her clothes in a drying bag and puts it on the top shelf of the closet and sits on the other bed.
Naru: You can come out now.
Deonaz: Uhh k,
Deonaz rustles around in the bathroom for a moment.
Naru: Are you ok?
Deonaz: Ya, could you open the door?
Naru questioningly opens the door while Deonaz holds a bloodied rag on his left shoulder.
Naru: (quietly) OH MY GOD DEO! Are you okay? Dumb question, lets get you to a hospital.
Deo stumbles for a while and falls down in frong of the beds. Naru holds him up eyes buldging with tears.
Naru: Deo, Deo i'm sorry your going to die...
Deonaz: *taps her sholder* Die?
Naru: Your going to die...all becuase you wanted to play macho man to save Mitsumi.
Deonaz: But Naru, uhh there's something you should know...
Naru unknowingly moves so her breasts can be seen above her robe.
Naru: Shh, don't talk. I'll hold you these last few moments.
Naru closes her tear whelped eyes holding Deonaz next to her as Deonaz begins blushing.
Deonaz: Uhh that's sweet Naru but i'm not going to die...
Naru: You're, you're not?
Deonaz: ...Noooooooooo...
Naru: So your fine?
Deonaz: Pretty much ya!
Naru: Good, in that case...
Naru punches his head through the floor.
Deonaz: OW, HELL! What was that for?
Naru: For worrying me.
Deonaz: It's not like i'm not in pain.
Naru: Well now your in more, now what did you want to tell me?
Deonaz looks down at her robe just as she does. She notices she can see her belly button and all above and below that. Enraged she jumps up and holds Deo up by his shirt collar.
Naru: I thought you fell down because you were injured!
Deonaz: I'm injured, but I tripped on your robe tie.
Naru: BULLET WOUND MY ASS!
Naru swings for a punch, Deonaz ducks backward and Naru falls on top of him.
Deonaz: AH DAMMIT! AHHH...
Naru: Will you stop getting your jollies off of me?
Naru gets up with blood over her robe.
Naru: Oh your still (finger quotes) Bleeding? Come on, where's the ketchup packets in your jacket?
She gets some blood on her finger and tastes it.
Naru: This, does not taste...or smell like, ketchup?
Naru punches for his forehead, hits his guarding crossed arms and still forces him through the floor.
Naru: I can't belive you didn't even get shot!
Deonaz: BUT I DID DAMMIT!
Naru: Prove it!
Deonaz: Well are you sure cause I mean I...
Naru: YES!
Deonaz: *sighs* Remember you asked for it.
Naru sat on her bed. Deonaz took off his jacket and studied the bullet hole for a second and tossed it down. He took off his shirt and caused Naru to look embarassingly down at her hands in her lap. He took off his wife beater that was now red in the shoulder and down to his chest. His strong, rather muscular arms were accented by his tight chest and stomach.
(Wife beater is a common term for a tank top, not the best choice of words i'll admit.)
Naru: You, you have some nice, um arms.
Deonaz: Huh?
Naru: You, you look real nice, is all.
Deonaz: Well there you have it.
Naru: That proves nothing, you just have a big red spot on your chest...still.
Deonaz cracked his hand and picked two fingers and eased them into his wound as he cringed.
Mitsumi: Hmm I'm all better now.
Mitsumi scans the room.
Mitsumi: Wait, where am I?
Mitsumi has an akward expression on her face, she then notices Deonaz forcing two fingers into his chest making a pool of blood in the other and passes out with that same expression on her face. He then pulled them out only now they were holding a bullet. He throws the bullet across the room, squeezes the rest of the blood out of the wound and bandages it up with some of the gause he bought.
Deonaz: I'm just glad I bought several rolls. Motoko will just have to survive with 9 and the rest of this role.
Naru: Well that's nice.
Naru passes out with bizarre expression on her face as well and lands on the bed. Deonaz grips his chest to get most of the blood out and rebandage it.
Deonaz walks up to Naru's bed and pulls the spare covers up to her chest.
Deonaz: Hmm, she's pretty asleep.
He looks back down his chest which bears only several white straps stained with red. He looks back to Naru's face and nods his head.
Deonaz: Worth it, for sure.
Deonaz walks in the closet with the blanket Naru was sleeping on since she was covered up with the spare one.
Deonaz: Shit, it hurt like a boot to the head.
(And to Deonaz, for his wonderful acting job, he gets the worlds greatest prize. The gramm...boot to the head!)
He gets in the closet and closes is just before a boot hits the door. As he lays down the dryer bag hits him in the face.
Deonaz: Hmm perfumey. The hotels do always give you those sweet shampoos, towels and shit like that. I HOPE that's what this is anyways.
(.....No that was not Naru's and Mitsumi's panties. It was Mitsumi's panties...Naru didn't wear any.)
He takes all of the clothes and makes them into a pillow and nods off.
December 24th (still) 11:00PM (Three hours later)
Mitsumi wakes up in a cold sweat.
Mitsumi: Deo!
Naru rolls over and sits bolt upright.
Naru: Mitsumi! Oh my god it's late.
Deonaz does the same thing as Naru.
Deonaz: God damn shelf! Whoa it's really dark.
Mitsumi: Wierd the last thing I remember was a gun shot or was it a whole lot of excitement?
Deonaz&Naru: Both.
Deonaz gets out with panties on his head.
Deonaz: *yawn* Wow, all I remember is I took out that bullet, Naru passed out and I got some sleep to subside some pain.
Naru: We havta' get back, it's late and Christmas eve!
Naru looks at Deonaz
Deonaz: Oh shit what?
Naru takes Mitsumi's panties off of his head and points to them in her hand.
Deonaz: Oh, those wern't like hotel towels? I was wondering why they were so soft.
Deonaz is stared at some more and Mitsumi yawns.
Deonaz: Well it's dark in there, you try distinguishing between towels and panties...
Naru stares some more, Mitsumi yawns again and Naru kicks him in the shin.
Naru: Merry Christmas, I didn't break your nose. (thinking) God knows what i'll have to do to Keitaro when I get back home.
They all get dressed and head out for Hinata house. Deonaz is carrying all the shopping bags. Naru looks down at her new scarf
Naru: (thinking) I might as well forgive him, he's done enough to redeem himself today.
Naru turns around.
Naru: Hey Deo?
Deo walks up to her and sternly looks her in the eyes, his dull colored and flashing silver eyes towering over her.
Deonaz: Yes? *looks at his watch he bought...still has the tag attached*
Naru: I just wanted to forgive you and kinda thank you too.
Deonaz: Oh, Shit! Come on girls we can't miss my favorite part of tonight.
Deonaz has Mitsumi on his back so he brushes her skirt out of his eyes, the bags in his right and Naru on his left hand. Deonaz runs in the falling snow making white clouds of the fluffy stuff behind him.
Naru: What's going on?
Deonaz: Something really romantic, we can all do together.
Naru: (thinking) Oh shit, what does he mean by that? Me, him and *gulp* Mitsumi?
Deonaz: Were almost there.
They get to the towering steps.
Deonaz: Shiz, I forgot about those.
He props Naru on his right shoulder and runs up the stairs to Hinata house.
Mitsune is sitting on the couch in the dark. She suddenly stands, holds the door knob and starts counting.
Mitsune: 3, 2, 1,
Seta stands in the doorway with a ciggerate in his mouth.
Seta: Watcha' countin' for?
Mitsune: He's here!
Mitsune opens it just as Deonaz slides in the door, with girls aboud and gifts galore.
(Rhyme-licious)
Deonaz is on the ground with his arms around the girls, being proped up by shopping bags. Seta is underneath Deonaz and Keitaro is upside down on Seta's head still waving with spiral eyes.
Haruka: Looks as though you were busy.
Deonaz: Sure enough.
Deonaz lets Naru off of his shoulder, bumps Mitsumi off his other back and lets her down as well. He hands them thier bags and they take all of there presents and place them under the tree stacking them on top of each other.
Mitsumi: Oh my, fufufufu
Naru: You said it! I didn't even get one snow flake on me.
Everyone is in front of the crackling fire place sleeping and under the dim and blinking glow of the Christmas lights.
Mitsune: You were right Deo, *pulls Seta and Keitaro up and jumps on the couch* it's really romantic this time a' night. Comfy cozy next to the fire.
Deonaz: Glad your enjoying it...*quickly pulls Mitsumi's panties off of his head and throw them in her shopping bags*
Deonaz takes his, Naru's and Mitsumi's coats to hang them as they sit down on the new couches.
Deonaz: ...I just spent the last four or so hours, asleep in a closet so my back is F-ing killing me.
Su: "F-ing" good?
Su jumps up from the floor and taking a bite of a bananna, she is sniffing the presants as Deonaz places the remainder of them under the tree.
Deonaz: Hey Su, where's Shinobu? Her and Motoko are missing.
Motoko: I'm here.
Shinobu: Me~~ too *yawn* I was asleep...
Motoko is meditating on the floor and Shinobu was asleep near the fire.
December 25th (Midnight)
Haruka: Alright, midnight! Lets open up Deonaz's gifts.
They rip the paper off of the 3 person and 4 person couch, as well as 4 corner couch segments that when put together make a square with a small table in the middle. (thought to be a coffee table)
(I have one of those, though nowadays it's more like 2 1/2 pieces.)
Mitsune: (Over exagerated) I never would have guessed.
Deonaz: (Sarcastically) Cute, Ve~~~ry cute.
Mitsune lays on the small couch with Seta laying on the couch, but in the other direction while Sara lays on his chest and Haruka sits on the other side of Seta.
Deonaz: Motoko, com're. Lay down with us and stop meditating. It's Christmas.
Su: Please Motoko-chan?
Motoko: *sigh* Fine, I'll give into your demands.
Deonaz: ...which means?
Motoko: I'll rest on the couch...
Deonaz: Makes me tired just thinking about sleeping on those couches. *streches and yawns* There so comfy, and ya sink in a lot too.
Motoko sits on the couch and lays on one side only to fall asleep with her arms crossed, Su lays down on Motoko and Shinobu falls asleep on the other half of the couch.
Deonaz walks over to Keitaro.
Deonaz: Yo, get up. Sit with us.
Keitaro: Huh? Fly? What? Oh, ok.
Keitaro, Mitsumi, Naru, Deonaz and Keitaro each pull up a fourth of the segemented couch and put them together to close them off into a square.
Deonaz: Anyone thirsty?
Deonaz reaches down to the bottom part of the couch revealing a hidden compartment and pulls out two bottles of wine.
Mitsumi: So, fancy.
Naru: I'll take some.
Keitaro: Wow, neat.
Deonaz pops the corks softly, as the lets the excess drip onto Keitaro's head. He grabs some glasses and pours himself one to set it down. Keitaro pours his own, Naru and Mitsumi pour each others glasses and drink sip from them.
Naru: I've never drunk so much wine before, it's mostly just sake and beer.
Deonaz: I always drink it for special times of the year.
(Warning the next few sentences are for slightly MORE articulate pea-pels...enjoy!...if you can MUWAHAHAHA!...)
The bottom of Keitaro's glass skims trough the air as his eyes are met with the bottom of the reflecting light. His slightly tipsy gaze scans over at Naru, who's warm face and greeting smile condone that he accept the wine, from the bottle, she is offering. He nods a yes offering the open end of his glass to her. The brunt of the wine bottle met the air as the red liquid, again met the bottom of his crystal. The night seemed to pass them, carassessing them for the moment but passing like wind as the over powerful warmth and calmer state of mind brought them happiness with each others company during each passing moment.
Naru: Are you ok? Your drinking faster than usual.
Keitaro: *sigh* I'm just nervous about passing.
Naru: Mmm, hmm...
Keitaro: If I don't pass then i'm going home and I may never see you again.
By now everyone has a stripe of red across their face.
Deonaz: I'm pretty suprized Naru put up with you this long.
Naru: Ya, I shoulda dropped your ass-a long time ago...
Mitsumi: But in one way or another he kept your interest huh Mrs. Narusegewa?
Deonaz: I know what it is.
Naru: Hmm, It's nothing. There is nothing between Keitaro and me.
Deonaz looks over at Naru.
Deonaz: (whispering to himself) I was gonna say it's fun to kick his ass but if theres something you want to deny, go ahead.
Naru: I heard that. You know damn well that there is more between you and me, than me and Keitaro!
When Naru finished that sentence it was like strangling Keitaro. One way or another Keitaro has a several Javelin's through his chest.
Deonaz: Uhhh, is he always like this? Maybe we should help him?
Mitsumi: No, Kei-kun is fine.
Keitaro: *back to normal...however you define that for him* I could be dead in a ditch before Naru would even flinch.
Deonaz: *sweat bubble* Uhh that's no where even close to true. I know she has feelings for you, I can see it as a gleam in her eyes...
Naru: *gulp* Your freaking me out...stop it.
Deonaz: *chuckles* You can belive me, or you chalk it up to the alcohol.
Keitaro looks intruigingly over at Naru as he much more slowly sips his wine. The red stripe is begining to show up much more obviousally on Deonaz and Naru, and slightly more on Mitsumi. Keitaro has otherwise stopped after two glasses and sipping on his third.
Deonaz: And what about you Mitsumi?
Mitsumi: Oh, I like Kei-kun too.
Deonaz: But do you have anyone?
Mitsumi: No, unless Kei-kun wants to marry me.
She leans over to lay her head on Keitaro's lap. He gets a vauge expression as Naru looks at him with a deadly look in her eyes.
Deonaz: (leaning back and sipping on his wine again) Now were to Naru...
Naru looks over from mentally picturing killing Keitaro with a now suprized look gracing her expression.
Naru: Uh, me?
Deonaz: Yes...you...Do you like a guy at school, Keitaro,
Naru blushes
Deonaz: Seta...
Naru blushes more and puts her head down with her hair covering her eyes.
Deonaz: Me?
Naru looks up immeditally at Deonaz.
Naru: Well, Uh, I, I don't think I want to answer that.
Deonaz: Any reason? Embarassed? *Has a big cheesy smile*
Naru: Well how about you?
Deonaz looks at his wine as sloshes it around his glass.
Deonaz: Uhh, well...
Naru: Not so easy is it?
Deonaz: *sigh* No, I'm a little like you Naru, I've never had a...
Keitaro: Boy, uh girl, friend?
Deonaz: ...Ya, not one that I remember anyways.
Naru: How did you know about that? Who talked?
Deonaz: I have my ways.
Mitsumi: You don't remember if you have have had a girl friend? That's sad.
Naru: How can you not remember?
Deonaz: To tell you the truth I don't remember much about my past at all, I just remember being depressed for a long time. Then, I showed up and made some friends in Arkansas. It's like my life just began from there, weather I chose to forget it or maybe it never happened, I don't know. But lets not dwell in the past, i'd like to remain in presant...with all of you.
Mitsumi: That's sweet.
Keitaro: Sounds famaliar.
Naru: A little freaky though.
Deonaz: Well Keitaro, you finally speak...your turn.
Keitaro: Well, everyone knows my stroy. I guess it couldn't hurt to tell you. I know this girl from a memory, 15 years ago, she told me that we should meet up at Tokyo University. She said there we could be together...forever.
Deonaz's eyes light up suddenly
Deonaz: (Thinking) It all makes sense now. (Speaking) Ahh, well just remember being together doesn't mean love, it could meerly be friendship.
Keitaro jolts like he was hit in the heart.
Keitaro: Ya, I guess your right.
Mitsumi: Oh, were out.
Deonaz: Looks like we've gone dry. I have some chapagne as well. Will you girls look for it?
Naru and Mitsumi: Sure
Deonaz leans over to Keitaro
Deonaz: You ok?
Keitaro: Ya, I guess so.
Deonaz: Hey, hopes up, love wearing on your heartstring?
Keitaro: I guess you could say that's it.
Deonaz: Mitsumi seems to be nice to you so I bet you wish Naru were nicer huh?
Keitaro: Well, ya.
Deonaz: Maybe I can arrange something for ya, huh?
Keitaro: Do what?
Deonaz: Nothing illegeal, just a little good hearted persuasion.
Keitaro: You would do that for me?
Deonaz: Well guys have to stick together don't they? *wink*
Keitaro breathes a sigh of relief and nods a "thank you".
Deonaz: I have an idea.
Keitaro: Already?
Deonaz: Well, it's just one of my plans I hope to have work. This should be a good excuse for me to leave without just getting up and going. I suspect that Mitsumi should fall asleep soon after.
(I remind you Deonaz looks as though he is completly wasted, Naru is a close second, Mitsumi seems to be having fun with out to much to drink and Keitaro looks to be too depressed. P.S. everything Deonaz is about to do could just be bullshit looking at how much he has had to drink.)
Deonaz: Grab the chapange bottle as soon as Mitsumi pulls it out.
Keitaro: O...k...
Sure enough Mitsumi is the one to find the bottle and Keitaro immeditally grabs hold of the neck.
Mitsumi: Come on Keitaro, I wanna be first.
They shake up the bottle during the struggle, Mitsumi pulls the bottle from Keitaro's hands knocking off the cork sending it flying toward Naru. With another quick hand manuever Deonaz catches the cork. Naru slowly lifts one eye open to see his hand in her face. She opens her other eye to see a bottle of chapange spurting all over Deonaz's head.
Keitaro and Mitsumi are both looking for thier handkerchiefs.
Deonaz: Long, lost relations?
Naru: Clones.
Deonaz: Oh well, I don't need this shirt anyway.
Deonaz takes his shirt off and exposes his muscular chest under his muscle shirt.
Naru: *blushing* Why do I always have to hit somone?
Naru punches Deonaz but he evades her punch, bends his head down and meets her face with his.
Deonaz: Hey...
Naru: Damn.
Keitaro: You gotta admit, it's not to common you have nothing on put your pants.
Deonaz: Well back in Arkansas Jeremey's brother wore his pants but if it's not normal i'll take em' off too.
Keitaro&Naru: No, no, no don't your fine.
Deonaz: I was about to say...*finishes his wine* but i'll go put on a shirt for the decency's sake.
Deonaz walks downstairs to his room.
Deonaz: I hate to waste the good shit.
Mitsumi: Language Deo, language.
Deonaz: Ok, do you prefer German, English, Japanese or gibberish.
Mitsumi: I'm sorry about your shirt.
Mitsumi stumbles around for a bit but manages to get into Deo's room.
Mitsumi: I was wondering *hiccup* if you and I are not seeing anyone what are the chances that we might just get to know each other a bit better. Who knows. I might like you
(Yep she's drunk...readers of the manga remember what happend last time this happened. [Manga 3, Chapter 20, "A virginal night"] my personal favorite, as well as [Manga 7, Chapter 55] is my other personal favorite.)
Deonaz: Well, it's really not that easy. I thought you liked Keitaro besides...
Mitsumi: Well, ya. But, *Mitsumi falls, landing to sit on his bed* I've been friends with Naru and Keitaro for so long, I would hate it to break Naru's heart like that.
Deonaz: You can see they like each other too?
Mitsumi: Well it's kinda easy to see.
Deonaz: Your telling me. Anyway i'm gonna change, you can stay if you wanna.
He gets up, walks to his dresser to throw his diry clothes in the "in" basket and takes a white shirt and another wife beater out of the "out" door. Puts them on and sits down. As he sits down Mitsumi leans over and starts bringing her face to his.
Deonaz looks into Mitsumi's eyes and does a hard swallow.
Deonaz: (thinking) This is too easy.
Deo leans back too far and they both fall and roll on the ground.
Mitsumi: Oh my, I was doing my bad habit again, wasn't I?
Deonaz: Oh, that's your bad habit?
Mitsumi: What's wrong, don't you want to kiss me?
Deonaz: ...Well, ya duh, but...
Deonaz shakes his head showing his emotions on the thought.
Deonaz: ...but no. Your smashed, it wouldn't be right.
Mitsumi: No, i'm fine really. *smiles*
Mitsumi sits up on the hard, cold floor.
Mitsumi: I've just been looking for someone as sweet at Keitaro.
Deonaz: What do you mean?
Mitsumi: I still remember what you did for me, back in that alley.
(! _ ! Ok, so she's not drunk)
Deonaz: Did you not see what I did for Naru too?
Mitsumi: Oh, I guess not. I must have passed out then.
Deonaz: I care about you both the same.
Mitsumi: Oh, I see.
Deonaz smiles at her and tries to stand her up to her feet. Mitsumi falls onto Deo's bed pulling him down on top of her.
Mitsumi: Looks like I need to get my lands legs *hic*...back.
Deonaz looks down at Mitsumi, he parts the hair in front of her eyes and pauses for a moment. He slowly begins kissing her softly on the lips as he whispers a "goodnight" to her closing eyes.
An echoing bang shatters the calming quiet.
Deonaz: THE HELL! Mitsumi, did you hear tha...?
Deonaz looks down at Mitsumi who is passed out like a log.
(Or maybe she is plastered! Even I don't know anymore, and I wrote the damn thing! _-_;;;)
Deonaz walks up to the door opening it, inspecting it, knowing that it could not have shut on it's own. Walks out to see Naru asleep with her head in Keitaro's lap.
Deonaz: Good, it wasn't loud enough to wake them up at least.
Deonaz quickly scans the room realizing everyone who was asleep on the couches had left to sleep in their beds. He soltly sets Mitsumi down on the couch and lays her head in his lap.
Deonaz: Hey, Kei, you wake?
Keitaro: Oh, ya.
Deonaz: Didja' have some fun while I was gone?
Keitaro: Hmm, I'm just glad she doesn't punch in her sleep.
Deonaz: Hmm, night.
Keitaro: Sleep well.
Deonaz and Keitaro begin nodding off as their eyes closed while each of thier spirits were calmed by the soft blinking of Christmas lights and listening to the breathing of the person in each other's lap.
