Hey volume four is up. This is kinda like part 2 of volume 3. Contains adult content such as: use of alcohol, suggestion of drug use, strong sexual content, and strong language.
Guest starring the infamous Jeremey
December 25th Christmas morning.
Deonaz wakes from his sleep and looks at his watch. He reads thrity-six...then he rips the tag off and reads seven o'clock.
Deonaz: (stern look on his face) Analasis, all human units stayed concious past hours, they will most likey be awake around nine o'clock. *shakes his head* I need to stop doing that unless there's someone around to scare it with.
Deo looks down and sees Mitsumi's head in his lap, all of her raven hair falling of the side of the couch. He grins for a bit and looks over at Keitaro.
Deonaz: Somethings, missing. I'd say it's...Naru?
Keitaro is asleep, arms over the couch and drooling. Deonaz grabs the nearest pillow and switches it with his lap for Mitsumi to lay on. Deonaz begins triversing the halls of the Hina household. He gets to the hall with bathroom with water running and being splashed around in it. He walks up to it and knocks on the door with one nuckle.
Naru: Just a minute.
Deonaz: Oh, Naru, hey. Can I come in?
Naru: Uh, sure, I guess.
Deonaz: Cool.
Naru is wrapped in a pink towel and splashing water in her face.
Deonaz: Something wrong?
Naru: Got up too early, i'm still kinda sleepy.
Deonaz: Here, pop one of these.
Deonaz pulls out a bottle that reads "Make the grade: College edition" and pulls out a pink pill offering it to Naru.
Deonaz: (Commerical voice) For a days needed energy from partying all night, or energy all night for that mid term paper, try this, new make the grade for college students. Pass your mid-term or your money back.
Naru: Well I might need a couple.
Deonaz: Well here.
Deonaz tips the bottle over and Naru grabs the whole bottle turning it upside down, grabs a handfull and swallows them with the running water from the faucet.
Deonaz: Can I have one? I'm still a little hungover.
Deonaz reaches out his hand toward the bottle and Naru growls and bites it.
Deonaz: AH! I've been bitten! I'm going to turn into a werewolf.
Naru: You knew about that?
Deonaz: (Terrified look and wimpering) ...no, you mean your are...
Naru: Hm, ya. That's why i've never gotten into a relationship, that any knows about.
(WHAT THE HELL!?)
Deonaz begins desperatly sucking on his bite wound.
Deonaz: I've been bitten! I've gotta suck out the poison!
Naru: I'm not really you know.
Deonaz: Not really a what?
Naru: Werewolf...
Deonaz: Your a vampire? NO!
Naru: I'm perfectly human, need to see my certificate? Can't belive you feel for that.
Deonaz: Well you are kinda furry.
Naru punches him in the stomach.
Deonaz: I deserved that.
Naru pats him on the left shoulder. Deonaz's white shirt soaks up a few dots of blood.
Naru: You're still bleeding?
Deonaz: I'm a hemopheliac. I need mouth to mouth stat!
Deonaz lays down on the floor in the hall. Naru kneels down and is about to give him mouth to mouth.
Deonaz: ...Gotcha'
Naru: What?
Deonaz: Do you know what a Hemopheliac is?
Naru: I belive it's when a persons...BLOOD WON'T CLOT!
Deonaz: Now were even, I belive.
Naru: Those pills really helped, I feel a lot better.
Naru begins giggling followed by Deonaz's accopanying laughing. Naru gets up and beings gathering her bathing items and begins making her way toward the women's bath.
Deonaz: *Turns bottle upside down* (Thinking) Coulda left some for the rest of us.
Naru: (While walking) Hey Deo,
Deonaz gets up and begins walking with Naru.
Naru: So, um what did, well uh, you know WE do? You know as far as um, I don't know...
Deonaz: You and Keitaro? Unless you did it when me and Mitsumi were downstairs you just fell asleep in his lap.
Naru: (blushing) What did you and Mitsumi do while you were downstairs?
Deonaz: We stukked each other.
Naru: What's that?
They arrive in the women's bath.
Deonaz: We had sex.
Naru: (Eyebrows twitching) ...What?
Deonaz: Oh ya, mmm, it was a good too. We came upstairs and she pretended she was asleep in my arms. What we were really doing was checking if you were asleep. Then we had our fun on the couch.
Naru: That's when Keitaro smacked his head into...
Naru drops the bowl of shampoo and soap from her arms with a blank expression on her face, turns around and falls into the water.
Deonaz: Shit!
Deonaz grabs her by the hand, pulls her out and lays her down while fanning her.
Deonaz: Sheesh, I bet you didn't know your plan would work that well huh?
Naru: Huh, wha, you, you knew?
Deonaz: Yep!
Naru: It makes sense, you played along so that you and her could...
Deonaz: Nope
Naru: *Grabs his throat while still passed out looking on the ground* What?
Deonaz: I knew all about your plan to soak my shirt.
Naru: How?
Deonaz: I heard you, you talked louder then you think.
Naru: So what did you do to her?
Deonaz: (Holding one finger in her face and holding one eye open) Just...one...kiss. You should know that's it not right to get serious with someone who's drunk.
Naru: If you knew it wasn't right, then why did you play along.
Deonaz: Acutally I thought your plan was to get rid of me so you and Keitaro could to get some alone time.
Naru props herself up and begins gathering her thoughts.
Naru: So you heard my plan to get Mitsumi downstairs with you, but you thought it was a plan to get me and Keitaro alone together?
Deonaz: Yes
Naru: You and Mitsumi didn't do, anything but one kiss?
Deonaz: Looks like you got it. Me and Keitaro also schemed to get you and him alone, that's why he grabbed the bottle.
Naru: That's why? I thought he was just being an ass.
Deonaz: Hold on for a sec.
Deonaz reaches into his pocket and pulls out a leather covered box, he opens it and puts on the containing glasses.
Naru: You...wear glasses?
Deonaz: No. Wait, yes. I don't need them except for when I drive, and reading far away things.
Naru: The frames, they look just like, Keitaro's.
Deonaz puts the glasses on and has a sweet and innocent look caressing his face.
Naru: *Blushes* (Thinking) Oh, he looks good in those glasses. He's just like Keitaro now, but a little better.
Naru catches herself staring at him. Deonaz in turn looks back and smiles gently causing Naru to blush even more.
Deonaz: So what did you and Keitaro do?
Naru: Deo, don't you think you better get out?
Deonaz: What, why?
Naru looks over and points to a door with the shadow of a bunch of girls approaching.
Naru: That's why...
Deonaz is long gone. He walks back to the living room where Keitaro is just walking back into with a towel around his neck.
Deonaz: Yo, Kei.
Keitaro: Hi.
Deonaz: You all better?
Keitaro: Ya, I didn't have too much really.
Deonaz: Plus you got more sleep than I did. Anyways, who was spying me on me and Mitsumi?
Keitaro: Uh, no one that I know.
Deonaz: ...Let's flashback to that night shall we?
Keitaro gulps.
Deonaz: As I seem to remember the door shut pretty hard. As it always has to be, to be closed properly.
Deonaz is wearing Mitsune's Sherlock getup.
Deonaz: Now tell me what happened?
Keitaro: Why should I?
Deonaz: So you do know?
Keitaro: Uhh, no...
Deonaz: Maybe Naru would like to know about the little accident you had with the laundry?
Keitaro: Why do you want to know so bad.
Deonaz: Deonaz's "curiosity killed the name." Your the cat.
Keitaro: *sighs* Ok, here.
(Insert squiggly flashback lines here)
-Naru whispers to Mitsumi and Mitsumi stands up.
-Mitsumi: Deonaz has something of mine, I need to go get it, excuse me.
-Mitsumi walks down the stairs and Naru immeditally runs up to the door when she gets downstairs.
-Naru: Keitaro, come ere'.
-Naru and Keitaro run up to Deonaz's door.
-Keitaro: What are you doing?
-Naru: Shhhh. I'm spying on Mitsumi.
-Keitaro: Why?
-Naru: She's a little wasted, I want to make sure she's not taken advantage of.
-Keitaro: (Thinking) Well I guess Mitsumi kinda ruined Deo's plan. At least he tried.
-They are quiet for several moments listening to sounds that are too soft to hear.
-Keitaro: This is stupid, I trust Deonaz more than this.
-Naru: Don't you care?
-Keitaro: Arn't you more trustworthy than that?
-Naru: I guess your right, if Mitsumi's pregnet, i'm telling Motoko it's your fault.
-Keitaro sits down and puts his head back, he suddenly feels something begin resting in his lap.
-Keitaro: Huh?
-Naru: Deo forgot the pillows when he made this couch.
-Keitaro: ...Do you like him?
-Naru: He's smart, polite, strong, cute, honorable and a lot of other things your not.
-Keitaro has a scythe in his head.
-Keitaro: There has to be something I have that he doesn't...
-Naru turns her head up to look at Keitaro and thinks for a moment.
-Naru: ...Well ya, his eyes...their kinda cold looking. Scares me sometimes. You have a kind look in your eyes.
-Keitaro: *smiles* Hmm, my eyes have compassion?
-Naru: Ya, must be the glasses.
-Keitaro falls over in his seat and clonks Naru on the forehead knocking her out. A few moments later he wakes up barely before Deonaz comes upstairs.
(Insert more squiggly lines here)
Keitaro: That's what happened. I swear.
Deonaz: Yes the flashbacks never lie.
Haruka creeps up behind Deonaz. Deonaz turns around.
Deonaz: Death? NO IT'S WORSE!
Haruka: (Holding a paper smacker) I think you better get to work. Your a little behind.
Deonaz: How far exactly?
Haruka holds up a box that says "For the blonde guy to do"
Deonaz: Dammit, oh well. I better go get a shower...
Deonaz comes up from his room drying his hair and heads for the fridge for a "quick fix". He sits down at the table reading all the suggestions and starts drinking out of a chochlate sauce bottle.
Shinobu happily walks into the kitchen.
Shinobu: Good morning Deo!
Deonaz: (staring with no response) ...*Drinks from the chochlate bottle* Oh, hi Shinobu.
Shinobu: Merry Christmas.
Deonaz: Merry Christmas.
Deonaz swigs his sauce again and starts walking until he reaches the right hallway.
Deonaz: Lets see, Su is in...THIS room.
Deo knocks and opens the door to a jungle scene. He walks through Su's room reading his notes. He grabs a bananna, peels and eats it.
Su: BANANNA THIEF!
Su is in a giant turtle mecha. Drop the bananna and surrender, you have negitive 55 seconds!
Su beings firing a baragge of vulcan bullets, Deo walks slowly through them smacking the on target ones like pesky flies. He gets up to the mecha and fiddles with a few bolts.
Mecha voice: Cockpit breach, Automatic ejection.
Deonaz yawns and tips his bottle into the air again. Su floats back down to earth into Deo's arms.
Su: Hi Deo-chan!
Su hugs Deonaz.
Deonaz: Need anti-personal weapons. You wanted me to help you...find Tamachan? Who is that?
Su: You havn't seen our turtle?
Deonaz: A turtle?
Su: Ya, he got loose. Ya see i'm building this the "mecha-chan spycam one" and I need Tamachan so I can find out the shape of his shell, that way they will weigh about the same. Till then I'm using the one you helped me build but the exterior is exactly 39 ounces heavier because it's not quite right.
Deonaz: You want me to find a turtle?
Su: If you can't do it you don't have to.
Deonaz: Catching a turtle? That should be easy enough.
Su: Alright then!
Su puts a helmet on him that allows her to see what he sees to direct him in finding Tamachan.
Su: Have you learned teleportation or are you a low-level character?
Deonaz: Learned.
Su: Then lets go!
Su jumps on his back and they teleport to the roof.
Su: THERE!
Tamachan is flying downstairs.
Deonaz: Flying?
Deonaz takes off after him and he leads him into the mens bath.
Keitaro: AHH! Deo, what are you doing?
Deonaz: I'm after the illusive Tamachan.
Keitaro: Our turtle?
Deonaz: Bird.
Keitaro: Turtle.
Deonaz: Bird.
Keitaro: Turtle.
Deonaz: BIRD!
Keitaro: TURTLE-BIRD, jus't don't hit me!
Deonaz: Which way did he go?
Looking through Deonaz's eyes. The world is completly red and in the top right corner it says "Turtle seeking mode". Suddenly it locks onto a target flying right from the men's bath window.
Su: Target sighted! Flying toward point 320.394 by 539.922 intercept in ten seconds during a decent.
Deonaz: Roger.
Tamachan is flying and decending onto Naru's head.
Naru: Hi Tamachan.
Tamachan: Myuh...Myuh?
Mitsune: What is it Tamachan?
Tamachan is pointing at Deonaz in the sky.
Su: Wow, you have learned flight? You must be level 80!
Deonaz: Hey, what are all those pink dots down there?
Su: Female civilians.
Deonaz: *gulps* Equipping blindfold.
Su: Roger, entering intense ear reception mode!
Deonaz lands on a rock in the womens bathroom listening carefully. There is complete silence.
Su: Hey guys!
A loud screeching sound forces Deonaz to stand bolt upright.
Deonaz: DAMMIT! SU, TURTLES ONLY!
Su: (Whispers) oh, ya. sorry.
There are some beeps and Deonaz looks around diverting his attention all around him.
Naru: What the hell? Can he see us?
Deonaz is still scanning.
Su: Nope, he's wearing a blindfold. He's got lots of expierence points.
Tamachan:.........myuh?
Su: Deo, did you hear that?
Deonaz: Perfectly!
Su: Entering sound visualization mode.
Deonaz looks around waiting for another noise in the general direction of the first. He can see the small sound waves of heart beats and sloshing water reflecting off objects he cannot see without sound waves bouncing off of them.
Deonaz: Neato!
Tamachan: Myuh?
Deonaz reverts his eyes toward a highlighted yellow target shaped like a turtle.
Deonaz and Su: There!
Deonaz jumps foreward and attempts to snatch the turtle from Naru's head.
Deonaz: This would be so much easier if only I could keep a constant bead him.
Deonaz draws his sword.
Motoko: What the hell are you doing?
Deonaz turns around.
Deonaz: Hmm, no turtle.
Tamachan is on the rock behind Motoko.
Tamachan: Myuh!
Deonaz: Target aquired!
Su: Tracking. Civilian in the direct path.
Deonaz runs and jumps above Motoko and slashes the rock Tamachan was sitting on.
Tamachan: MYUH! MYUH! MYUH! MYUH! MYUH!
Deonaz continues slashing rocks and generly destroying the girls bath.
Su: Target is performing tatical evasion techniques.
Deonaz: Continue tracking.
Deonaz stands on a rock and begins shooting ki blasts at Tamachan causing all the girls the duck.
Su: Point 394.349 by 193.036 FIRE!
Deonaz does as instructed and hits Tamachan causing smoke to come from his shell as he crashes and lands, floating in the water.
Deonaz: Target aquired.
Deonaz scoops up Tamachan and hands it to Su on his shoulders. Naru gets up and punches through Su's machine to pull off his blind fold.
Deonaz: Oh, hi Naru. HOLY SHIT! This place is a mess!
Motoko, Naru, Mitsune: CLEAN IT UP!
Deonaz: Why couldn't I have had VR training like that blond guy on that one game. The one who was naked.
Su: Raiden?
Deonaz: There he is...
Su: I can load this into VR training for you to practice in.
Deonaz: (looking around) Looks like I need it.
Naru: Shut up! Now get to work.
December 25th (3:31 PM, four and a half hours after the great Tamachan chase.)
Deonaz: Are you sure you guys had a built in waterfall?
Mitsune: Of course!
Deonaz: ...But i've cleaned this place like a million times, I never remember a waterfa...
Naru: Get back to work!
Deonaz: Yes mamm.
Deonaz continues tieing bamboo together and draping vines over it.
Haruka: Since when did you feel like adding a waterfall?
Deonaz: Adding?
Deonaz falls down two stories cracks a rock to pieces.
Haruka: Come in.
Deonaz enters and everyone is finishing up with the Christmas decorations. Naru is sitting on the couch.
Naru: Done? *Turns her head*
Deonaz: You know what Naru?
Naru: *sighs* What?
Deonaz: *clears his throat* Sleep is an action performed when the subject is comfortable and in a resting position...not true.
Deonaz falls down with his face directly in Naru's lap and blood covering the back of his head.
Naru: GET UP!
Naru flips him on his feet...he immeditally falls back down.
Deonaz: I seem to have gotten a bump on my head.
Next scene Naru is sighing, holding an pole with an ice pack tied to the end and Deonaz is rubbing his newly placed, super size band-aid.
Haruka: Before I forget, Deonaz you have a visitor. He came here while you were chasing Tamachan and has been just chatting around for the past coupla' hours.
Deonaz: Name?
Haruka: Remember that picture of that one guy?
Deonaz: ...Oh no...you mean...Jeremey.
Mitsumi: Oh yes, I invited him over. He came to my apartment asking for you and I told him to come over here.
Haruka: You were working so we decided not to bother you and just let him in.
Naru: He should be in Keitaro's room.
Deonaz: Oh no, i'm sorry...for all of you anyways.
Deonaz walks up the stairs, sweating bullets and feeling a little worried. He gets up to Keitaro's room. Deonaz bursts in and tackles Jeremey.
Deonaz: Who died!?
Jeremey: No one.
Deonaz: *Reverts to normal again* Oh, ok.
Jeremey: Where's your room?
Deonaz: Oh lemmie take you there.
Deonaz leads Jeremey downstairs.
Jeremey: Got somethin' to drink.
Deonaz: You do?
Jeremey: No, i'm saying you have something to drink. Can I have some?
Deonaz: Freakin' scare me with that shit.
Jeremey: I know, you know that's one of my talents.
Deonaz: Just try and stay out of my brain, it's personal.
Jeremey: Oh you know me. Deep down I'm a good, loyal, trustworthy friend.
Deonaz: You read that didn't you.
Jeremey: ...no.
Deonaz grabs his bottle of whisky off of his rack and one shot glass. He fills it all the way and Jeremey graciousally accepts it.
Deonaz: She was up when the key hit the lock, and the clock looked at me just like the devil in disguise. I saw it in her eyes. She'd be gone before the evening.
Jeremey: Reminding you huh? Well sing it up, I love Kid Rock.
Deonaz: So I poured another strong one, and chopped a line from here to Texas. She's on the Midnight train to Memphis.
Jeremey: Mmm, just like the good ole days huh?
Deonaz: Man, I sure do miss the days of the whole gang just sitting around, listening to music and getting buzzed.
Jeremey: Speaking of buzzed. *Jeremey pulls out a plastic bag and drops it letting it un-roll*
Deonaz: Oh shit man. You and I both don't smoke.
Jeremey: Ya but when Mizaio finds out I stole his weed he's gonna be so freakin pissed.
Deonaz: You get caught and your busted.
Jeremey: Oh, I'm too good for that. Thought you knew that man, shit.
Jeremey puts his shot glass down.
Jeremey: I have a new trick.
Jeremey turns invisable and picks up his shot glass.
Deonaz: Neat, I can still see you, not to mention your pheremone traces.
Jeremey: Your not normal though...
Deonaz: True, true. So why did you come here?
Jeremey pours another shot, takes it and sighs as be becomes visable again.
Jeremey: Hmm, I talked to Motoko.
Deonaz: You got the first one right.
Jeremey: I knew you would end up warm towards the warrior type first.
Deonaz: She said?
Jeremey: You want her exact words? Or do you want what I read in between the lines?
Deonaz: What else, what did you learn?
Jeremey: Well, the thing is she likes you, she sure as hell won't show it though. If you guys were completely alone, the situation would change after awhile. She's also got a big shyness factor so you would have to kinda embrace her, ya know?
Deonaz: Of all things, you are best at helping people with your words. I am in no need of being helped. Love will return love, nothing else.
Jeremey: I told you to do that.
Deonaz: Recomemded that, who's second?
Jeremey: It is my expert oponion that it was probally Mitsumi.
Deonaz: No, but you know I like the air-headish types.
Jeremey: Ok, can I find out or must I ask you?
Deonaz: I'll let you read my mind, go ahead.
Jeremey: Mitsune was my third guess.
Deonaz: Hmm, I'm growing closer to my new friends.
Jeremey: Well from what I learned, you have stayed completely noble to all these women.
Deonaz: Yes I know, it sucks huh? *begins laughing*
Jeremey: Except that little thing with Mitsune. *Begins laughing*
Deonaz pulls his large barrel gun on Jeremey.
Deonaz: Stay out of my GODDAM HEAD! You don't need to read anything up here at least until I tell you, you can.
Jeremey: I'll be the one to decide that. If you are that adamant about it I will though.
Deonaz sighs with frustration and mysteriousally shieths his gun.
Jeremey: Seriousally, you've have stolen some of their hearts
Deonaz: *sighs* Yea, it's a little heart breaking. I can't choose, I feel so guilty.
Jeremey: Why, because they loved Keitaro till they met you?
Deonaz: Yes, that is why I have to get out of this house. Leave them all behind before something really bad happens.
Jeremey: Ya, but what could happen? As long as you don't get too "intimate" with them you'll be fine.
Deonaz angrily grabs his shirt collar.
Deonaz: Read me.
Jeremey: ...Oh my god. You mean?
Deonaz nods while hanging his head.
Jeremey: Oh shit, FUCK! Fuck no!
Deonaz: She's just a foolish girl.
Jeremey: Ya, foolish enough to tirelessly, scour the globe for the man she fucking loves.
Deonaz: Or THINKS she loves.
Jeremey: Oh god. That means you can't leave, you have to break up with her.
Deonaz: I never meant for any of them to fall in love with me. God dammit. You know if I try to break up with her she might freak. Plus I doubt I could.
Jeremey: I should have talked to her.
Deonaz: You couldn't have done anything but why didn't you?
(Wondering who "She" is? Think about it)
Jeremey: Naru loves Keitaro! Why would you interfear with that?
Deonaz: I know, I know. It was an accident.
Jeremey: How did you capture Naru's heart in under a month?
Deonaz: You know me.
Jeremey: Ya, there are not to many like you. Your certainly unique.
Deonaz: Sorry.
Jeremey: Oh, no need for apologies my friend. You can't help but be yourself...and...
Deonaz: ...And?!
Jeremey: If you apologize you won't feel like it's your fault while we reverse this.
Deonaz collapsed, sitting on his couch freshly folded from a bed, holding his head.
Jeremey: You know what you have to do...
Deonaz: Ya, I know.
Jeremey: It's just like when we fought together last time, remember that?
Deonaz: Mission Triple-Zero? How is this like that?
Jeremey: Bastards tried to kill us but I still miss our Spec-ops days.
Deonaz: You, me and our mutual friend were THE "100 plus squadron". Not too many other people to be friends with.
Jeremey: I loved working with you, that's was the only reason I miss those days.
Deonaz: Well, whats the plan?
Jeremey: I have the perfect plan.
Deonaz: It might upset Naru if I "died" from drinking.
Jeremey: I thought so, you still have that bottle we split half of during Triple-Zero?
Deonaz: ...and the bag we split half of, and the rolled up c-note.
Jeremey: You really thought there was no way out did you?
Deonaz: (Laughing) Hell no! Like I was supposed to know about our fourth party member.
Jeremey: Oh ya, M? Anyway is it over there?
Deonaz: Yep.
Jeremey grins, gets up, grabs a bottle and slams it on the table.
Jeremey and Deonaz: Slamma's.
Deonaz: Just one thing.
Jeremey: What?
Deonaz: I want to do this. I'll take care of it, but I don't want her to think i'm a worthless piece of trash, drug addict.
Jeremey: I see.
Jeremey walks past Deonaz and stops next to him.
Jeremey: You return them?
Deonaz: (Grins) Every bit she's giving me.
Jeremey: Ready? Hide it.
Deonaz: Done, let's go.
They exit the basement to see everyone has opened presants. Naru runs up to them and drags Deonaz around the tree.
Naru: (Smiling) You wanted to do this Deo, come on.
After about and hour and a half the Shinobu and Su were asleep in their beds. Haruka was heading upstairs. Motoko was carrying Mitsune upstiars and Jeremey carried Mitsumi upstairs.
Deonaz: Wanna join us?
Jeremey: Oh, I was gonna sleep with Mitsumi but I can't pass up a slamma with my wa...brotha'.
(Note: They are not brothers but he almost called them war buddies.)
Naru: Slamma's?
Deonaz: You, never had slamma's?
Keitaro: Sounds like it hurts.
Deonaz: My two big party times are wine at midnight and shots till midnight. I just love Christmas (Hugs himself)
Naru: Shots?
Keitaro: Still sounds like it hurts.
Deonaz discretly taps Naru's hand by his.
Deonaz: You'll join me won't you?
Naru: Uhh, su, Sure.
Deonaz: Come on.
Deonaz grabs her hand as she grabs Keitaro's. As they get up to Naru's room Jeremey and Deonaz start running side by side.
Deonaz: We'll pass by this hole, look and see if Mitsune is in her room.
Jeremey: Roger.
They get to Naru's room and they all sit down. Jeremey gives a hidden nod which Deo does not respond to.
Naru: Why must all the drinking take place in my room?
Deonaz: More comfortable and a little more private. Well let's get down to it. Wanna play a drinking game?
Jeremey gives Deo a stern look.
Jeremey: (Inside Deonaz's head) Probably best if you didn't. She might not get her turn.
Deonaz: (Thinking) Still, I want to drag it out. Dare then?
Jeremey: (Inside Doenaz's head) I like the odds. You know how you are going to knock her out?
Deonaz: (Thinking) I had planned on putting a "heavy eye" in my mouth.
Jeremey: (Inside Deonaz's head) Perfect. I'll help drag it out some.
Deonaz: (Thinking) Thanks, I need to build up some courage.
Deonaz whips out 2 bottles and 4 shot glasses.
Jeremey: OH, lets play dare. Go around the table and dare each other shots.
Keitaro: I'm game.
Naru: I'm in.
Jeremey: This'll be easy.
Deonaz: Lightweights are fun.
Jeremey: Naru, your first.
Naru: Oh, kay. I dare myself.
Jeremey: (Inside Deonaz's head) ...Crap, uhh give her some from the normal stuff. She'll drink more if she thinks it will have less effect on her.
Deonaz fills the shot. Naru grabs it, licks her lips, holds her nose and tips her head back.
Naru: Nothing, ha.
Deonaz: Dear God!
Jeremey: Sweet Lord!
Keitaro: Holy Shit!
Naru: Keitaro's turn.
Keitaro: HUH!?
They circled the table until Naru was pretty fair messed up.
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) Ok, you've got her, pour some of ours for Keitaro over here.
Deonaz switches the bottle by pretending to drop it and putting the light one in his pants.
Deonaz: Got it. Alright I bet Keitaro.
The liquid poured in and seemed to practically set the shot glass on fire. It sparkled in a sort of a charcoal sense.
Deonaz: Here you go Kei.
Deo passed the glass under his nose...Keitaro passed out immeditally.
Naru: Hahaha, looks like I showed you guys.
Deonaz: Damn.
He takes the shot and shivers.
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) Can you hold up?
Deonaz: (Thinking) You know I had like 3 before I was completely wasted.
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) I just wanted to say man, i'm sorry.
Deonaz: (Thinking) Don't worry, her heart does not rightfully belong to me. It's love for her future that's giving me courage.
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) He's gone, you go do your thing ok?
Deonaz: (Thinking) Roger...meet up at the Cafe'?
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) They'll all be there, can't wait. The One-hundred plus squadron reunion.
Deonaz: (Thinking) After i'm done, looks like i'm moving out.
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) Good luck.
Deonaz picks Naru up and heads to Mitsune's room.
Naru: Where are we going honey? *giggles*
Deonaz: Were gonna have some private time. That's all.
Naru: Ok...
Deonaz pushes the door open and sets her down on the couch.
Naru: Oh, what are we gonna do?
Deonaz: *sighs* I'm going to have some fun.
Deonaz puts his arms on either side of Naru's head and kisses her with the same passion she kisses back with.
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) Having fun?
Deonaz: (Thinking) I was killing for a kiss. Plus i'm not exactly going to, go all the way, ya know?
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) I see, no law on you. Ok. I'll pack your stuff.
Deonaz: Naru...
Naru: Yep?
Deonaz: Do you love me?
Naru: Mm hm...
Deonaz: Did you know I love you?
Naru: No, I didn't.
Deonaz: Hmm, it will all be over when the sun comes up.
Naru: What's dat sposta' mean?
Deonaz begins kissing her more forcefully and Naru starts resisting. He Reaches up her shirt eases it up past her tits before she begins pulling it back down with both hands.
Naru: Deo, stop, stop now!
Deonaz eased a hand down the back of her pants and moved it to the front. He picked up both of her hands in one of his and put it above her head. With his other hand his lightly moved his fingers from her belly button down to the button on her pants with Naru writhing in agony to be released. He moved his hand to the button of her pants. He eased his hand into her pants and began moving it around rubbing her gently.
Naru: (crying) D, Deo. Don't please, don't do this to *gasps* me...please?
Deonaz suddenly retracted his hand and picked her up by her hands. Holding her against a wall he carassessed her body up once and then down again, up her bra once causing her to grasp and back into her pants once more making her blush red and writhe in a mixture of pleasure and fear.
Naru: (crying) Deo, no I loved you.
Deonaz: Loved?
Naru: (crying) Why did you have to?
Deonaz: You cannot love me, I am not in your future.
Naru: (crying) I don't understand...
Deonaz: You will, when your married and happy, i'll be there to remind you of all the things done to get you there, I was forced to do the hardest one...
Naru: (crying) Do you still love me, can you let me go?
Deonaz: Yes, I love you and I will let you go.
Naru: Huh?
Deonaz lightly and slowly released his grasp allowing Naru to fall onto her feet. Her shoes clinked on the metal heating duct she was now standing on as she dropped.
Naru: (Tears in her eyes) Th, thank you.
Deonaz: Your getting sober, you gotta go now.
Naru: Is this the last i'll see of you?
Deonaz: No, once more. When your married, i'll be there, just as a reminder of an old friend.
Naru: Bye.
Deonaz: Bye.
Naru stood on her toes and grabbed his shirt as she kissed him with undeniable love and passion that surged though Deo's body. He grasped the hair on her head and moved used his tounge to push a pill into her mouth. Naru released her soft lips from Deo's and Naru stood against corner of the room falling asleep. Deonaz kicked in the heating duct and Naru feel through a path and landed on the bed Haruka gave Deonaz to sleep on.
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) Done?
Deonaz: (Thinking) I feel like crying...
Deonaz teleports into his room.
Jeremey: It must have been hard.
Deonaz: I had to do it.
Jeremey: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.
Deonaz: Whether it comes back or not, she was never mine and I hope it doesn't come back.
Jeremey: So maybe that didn't work.
Jeremey finishes the last of the boxes that needed to be packed.
Jeremey: Done?
Deonaz: Done. I had to write a note for Naru to give to everyone explaining why i'm gone...for good.
Jeremey and Deonaz pack all of his stuff in between them. They concentrate for a second and disappear.
December 31st
There are four men sitting at a square table in a cafe'. It is easily five in the morning and no one is any longer serving them.
One is a blonde man drinking a glass of milk and reading the newspaper.
One has black hair and is drinking a glass of grape juice and eating a doughnut.
Another has blood red, greesy looking hair that is draped in front of his blood shot eyes and is smoking a "Self-rolled" ciggarette.
The last supports a black pony tail, tied halfway and is eating a sandwhich with coffee.
Red: Were alone.
Brunette: ...Ya, were good to talk.
Blonde: One-hundred plus squadron, finally re-united.
The four men one by one toss a quarter on the table with a chain stung through the top of it. The quarter's back has a barcode, a name, and a pin number.
Red: It's true what they say. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Brunette: Mmm, it's not a very good reason to grow a pony tail.
Pony Tail: Reading me again?
Brunette: Not many chapters, trust me AM. All that's up there is television, games, food and fighting.
AM drops his sandwich with an angry expression.
AM (Pony Tail): Well M over here dressed up like Vincent with red hair.
Blonde: No, not really. *Turns the page*
M (Red): Is that an insult? I wouldn't know, I don't watch anime and play games as much as he does.
AM (Pony Tail): RPG's dipshit.
Brunette: Oh, your keeping up with her?
Blonde: Huh, me? Oh ya, I am.
Brunette: Keeping up with the Tokyo U scores D?
Blonde: *nods* As well as the marriges J.
M (Red): Last time I read the paper was to read our obitchuaries.
AM (Pony Tail): Ya, four men die in an accident during experimental explosives dismantling procedues.
M (Red): I just want to forget my past.
AM (Pony Tail): I'm for that!
J (Brunette): Here, here! How about man?
D (Blonde): ...Na, i'll hold onto one memory for at least a little longer.
The four men trade glances. Everyone finishes their food and drink. The blonde man leading them drops a roll of bills on the table with a rubberband around them, folds up his Japanese newspaper and leads the four of the out the door.
The End.
Well that's the end. Did you enjoy it? I hope you did. Now that you have read, review it please. It is 4:48 in the morning and i'm passing out. This is the last and tragic yet happy chapter to my Love Hina AU's. Stick around...I'll have blooper reel after this chapter. Is it just me becuase I'm the author or is there someone else out there than can say that this series is one of the best of Love Hina fan fics in at least one right? If there is anyone else, I would love to know. "Semper Fi"
Do you know who each of these men are?
Blonde- D
Brunette- J
Pony Tail- AM
Red- M
Guest starring the infamous Jeremey
December 25th Christmas morning.
Deonaz wakes from his sleep and looks at his watch. He reads thrity-six...then he rips the tag off and reads seven o'clock.
Deonaz: (stern look on his face) Analasis, all human units stayed concious past hours, they will most likey be awake around nine o'clock. *shakes his head* I need to stop doing that unless there's someone around to scare it with.
Deo looks down and sees Mitsumi's head in his lap, all of her raven hair falling of the side of the couch. He grins for a bit and looks over at Keitaro.
Deonaz: Somethings, missing. I'd say it's...Naru?
Keitaro is asleep, arms over the couch and drooling. Deonaz grabs the nearest pillow and switches it with his lap for Mitsumi to lay on. Deonaz begins triversing the halls of the Hina household. He gets to the hall with bathroom with water running and being splashed around in it. He walks up to it and knocks on the door with one nuckle.
Naru: Just a minute.
Deonaz: Oh, Naru, hey. Can I come in?
Naru: Uh, sure, I guess.
Deonaz: Cool.
Naru is wrapped in a pink towel and splashing water in her face.
Deonaz: Something wrong?
Naru: Got up too early, i'm still kinda sleepy.
Deonaz: Here, pop one of these.
Deonaz pulls out a bottle that reads "Make the grade: College edition" and pulls out a pink pill offering it to Naru.
Deonaz: (Commerical voice) For a days needed energy from partying all night, or energy all night for that mid term paper, try this, new make the grade for college students. Pass your mid-term or your money back.
Naru: Well I might need a couple.
Deonaz: Well here.
Deonaz tips the bottle over and Naru grabs the whole bottle turning it upside down, grabs a handfull and swallows them with the running water from the faucet.
Deonaz: Can I have one? I'm still a little hungover.
Deonaz reaches out his hand toward the bottle and Naru growls and bites it.
Deonaz: AH! I've been bitten! I'm going to turn into a werewolf.
Naru: You knew about that?
Deonaz: (Terrified look and wimpering) ...no, you mean your are...
Naru: Hm, ya. That's why i've never gotten into a relationship, that any knows about.
(WHAT THE HELL!?)
Deonaz begins desperatly sucking on his bite wound.
Deonaz: I've been bitten! I've gotta suck out the poison!
Naru: I'm not really you know.
Deonaz: Not really a what?
Naru: Werewolf...
Deonaz: Your a vampire? NO!
Naru: I'm perfectly human, need to see my certificate? Can't belive you feel for that.
Deonaz: Well you are kinda furry.
Naru punches him in the stomach.
Deonaz: I deserved that.
Naru pats him on the left shoulder. Deonaz's white shirt soaks up a few dots of blood.
Naru: You're still bleeding?
Deonaz: I'm a hemopheliac. I need mouth to mouth stat!
Deonaz lays down on the floor in the hall. Naru kneels down and is about to give him mouth to mouth.
Deonaz: ...Gotcha'
Naru: What?
Deonaz: Do you know what a Hemopheliac is?
Naru: I belive it's when a persons...BLOOD WON'T CLOT!
Deonaz: Now were even, I belive.
Naru: Those pills really helped, I feel a lot better.
Naru begins giggling followed by Deonaz's accopanying laughing. Naru gets up and beings gathering her bathing items and begins making her way toward the women's bath.
Deonaz: *Turns bottle upside down* (Thinking) Coulda left some for the rest of us.
Naru: (While walking) Hey Deo,
Deonaz gets up and begins walking with Naru.
Naru: So, um what did, well uh, you know WE do? You know as far as um, I don't know...
Deonaz: You and Keitaro? Unless you did it when me and Mitsumi were downstairs you just fell asleep in his lap.
Naru: (blushing) What did you and Mitsumi do while you were downstairs?
Deonaz: We stukked each other.
Naru: What's that?
They arrive in the women's bath.
Deonaz: We had sex.
Naru: (Eyebrows twitching) ...What?
Deonaz: Oh ya, mmm, it was a good too. We came upstairs and she pretended she was asleep in my arms. What we were really doing was checking if you were asleep. Then we had our fun on the couch.
Naru: That's when Keitaro smacked his head into...
Naru drops the bowl of shampoo and soap from her arms with a blank expression on her face, turns around and falls into the water.
Deonaz: Shit!
Deonaz grabs her by the hand, pulls her out and lays her down while fanning her.
Deonaz: Sheesh, I bet you didn't know your plan would work that well huh?
Naru: Huh, wha, you, you knew?
Deonaz: Yep!
Naru: It makes sense, you played along so that you and her could...
Deonaz: Nope
Naru: *Grabs his throat while still passed out looking on the ground* What?
Deonaz: I knew all about your plan to soak my shirt.
Naru: How?
Deonaz: I heard you, you talked louder then you think.
Naru: So what did you do to her?
Deonaz: (Holding one finger in her face and holding one eye open) Just...one...kiss. You should know that's it not right to get serious with someone who's drunk.
Naru: If you knew it wasn't right, then why did you play along.
Deonaz: Acutally I thought your plan was to get rid of me so you and Keitaro could to get some alone time.
Naru props herself up and begins gathering her thoughts.
Naru: So you heard my plan to get Mitsumi downstairs with you, but you thought it was a plan to get me and Keitaro alone together?
Deonaz: Yes
Naru: You and Mitsumi didn't do, anything but one kiss?
Deonaz: Looks like you got it. Me and Keitaro also schemed to get you and him alone, that's why he grabbed the bottle.
Naru: That's why? I thought he was just being an ass.
Deonaz: Hold on for a sec.
Deonaz reaches into his pocket and pulls out a leather covered box, he opens it and puts on the containing glasses.
Naru: You...wear glasses?
Deonaz: No. Wait, yes. I don't need them except for when I drive, and reading far away things.
Naru: The frames, they look just like, Keitaro's.
Deonaz puts the glasses on and has a sweet and innocent look caressing his face.
Naru: *Blushes* (Thinking) Oh, he looks good in those glasses. He's just like Keitaro now, but a little better.
Naru catches herself staring at him. Deonaz in turn looks back and smiles gently causing Naru to blush even more.
Deonaz: So what did you and Keitaro do?
Naru: Deo, don't you think you better get out?
Deonaz: What, why?
Naru looks over and points to a door with the shadow of a bunch of girls approaching.
Naru: That's why...
Deonaz is long gone. He walks back to the living room where Keitaro is just walking back into with a towel around his neck.
Deonaz: Yo, Kei.
Keitaro: Hi.
Deonaz: You all better?
Keitaro: Ya, I didn't have too much really.
Deonaz: Plus you got more sleep than I did. Anyways, who was spying me on me and Mitsumi?
Keitaro: Uh, no one that I know.
Deonaz: ...Let's flashback to that night shall we?
Keitaro gulps.
Deonaz: As I seem to remember the door shut pretty hard. As it always has to be, to be closed properly.
Deonaz is wearing Mitsune's Sherlock getup.
Deonaz: Now tell me what happened?
Keitaro: Why should I?
Deonaz: So you do know?
Keitaro: Uhh, no...
Deonaz: Maybe Naru would like to know about the little accident you had with the laundry?
Keitaro: Why do you want to know so bad.
Deonaz: Deonaz's "curiosity killed the name." Your the cat.
Keitaro: *sighs* Ok, here.
(Insert squiggly flashback lines here)
-Naru whispers to Mitsumi and Mitsumi stands up.
-Mitsumi: Deonaz has something of mine, I need to go get it, excuse me.
-Mitsumi walks down the stairs and Naru immeditally runs up to the door when she gets downstairs.
-Naru: Keitaro, come ere'.
-Naru and Keitaro run up to Deonaz's door.
-Keitaro: What are you doing?
-Naru: Shhhh. I'm spying on Mitsumi.
-Keitaro: Why?
-Naru: She's a little wasted, I want to make sure she's not taken advantage of.
-Keitaro: (Thinking) Well I guess Mitsumi kinda ruined Deo's plan. At least he tried.
-They are quiet for several moments listening to sounds that are too soft to hear.
-Keitaro: This is stupid, I trust Deonaz more than this.
-Naru: Don't you care?
-Keitaro: Arn't you more trustworthy than that?
-Naru: I guess your right, if Mitsumi's pregnet, i'm telling Motoko it's your fault.
-Keitaro sits down and puts his head back, he suddenly feels something begin resting in his lap.
-Keitaro: Huh?
-Naru: Deo forgot the pillows when he made this couch.
-Keitaro: ...Do you like him?
-Naru: He's smart, polite, strong, cute, honorable and a lot of other things your not.
-Keitaro has a scythe in his head.
-Keitaro: There has to be something I have that he doesn't...
-Naru turns her head up to look at Keitaro and thinks for a moment.
-Naru: ...Well ya, his eyes...their kinda cold looking. Scares me sometimes. You have a kind look in your eyes.
-Keitaro: *smiles* Hmm, my eyes have compassion?
-Naru: Ya, must be the glasses.
-Keitaro falls over in his seat and clonks Naru on the forehead knocking her out. A few moments later he wakes up barely before Deonaz comes upstairs.
(Insert more squiggly lines here)
Keitaro: That's what happened. I swear.
Deonaz: Yes the flashbacks never lie.
Haruka creeps up behind Deonaz. Deonaz turns around.
Deonaz: Death? NO IT'S WORSE!
Haruka: (Holding a paper smacker) I think you better get to work. Your a little behind.
Deonaz: How far exactly?
Haruka holds up a box that says "For the blonde guy to do"
Deonaz: Dammit, oh well. I better go get a shower...
Deonaz comes up from his room drying his hair and heads for the fridge for a "quick fix". He sits down at the table reading all the suggestions and starts drinking out of a chochlate sauce bottle.
Shinobu happily walks into the kitchen.
Shinobu: Good morning Deo!
Deonaz: (staring with no response) ...*Drinks from the chochlate bottle* Oh, hi Shinobu.
Shinobu: Merry Christmas.
Deonaz: Merry Christmas.
Deonaz swigs his sauce again and starts walking until he reaches the right hallway.
Deonaz: Lets see, Su is in...THIS room.
Deo knocks and opens the door to a jungle scene. He walks through Su's room reading his notes. He grabs a bananna, peels and eats it.
Su: BANANNA THIEF!
Su is in a giant turtle mecha. Drop the bananna and surrender, you have negitive 55 seconds!
Su beings firing a baragge of vulcan bullets, Deo walks slowly through them smacking the on target ones like pesky flies. He gets up to the mecha and fiddles with a few bolts.
Mecha voice: Cockpit breach, Automatic ejection.
Deonaz yawns and tips his bottle into the air again. Su floats back down to earth into Deo's arms.
Su: Hi Deo-chan!
Su hugs Deonaz.
Deonaz: Need anti-personal weapons. You wanted me to help you...find Tamachan? Who is that?
Su: You havn't seen our turtle?
Deonaz: A turtle?
Su: Ya, he got loose. Ya see i'm building this the "mecha-chan spycam one" and I need Tamachan so I can find out the shape of his shell, that way they will weigh about the same. Till then I'm using the one you helped me build but the exterior is exactly 39 ounces heavier because it's not quite right.
Deonaz: You want me to find a turtle?
Su: If you can't do it you don't have to.
Deonaz: Catching a turtle? That should be easy enough.
Su: Alright then!
Su puts a helmet on him that allows her to see what he sees to direct him in finding Tamachan.
Su: Have you learned teleportation or are you a low-level character?
Deonaz: Learned.
Su: Then lets go!
Su jumps on his back and they teleport to the roof.
Su: THERE!
Tamachan is flying downstairs.
Deonaz: Flying?
Deonaz takes off after him and he leads him into the mens bath.
Keitaro: AHH! Deo, what are you doing?
Deonaz: I'm after the illusive Tamachan.
Keitaro: Our turtle?
Deonaz: Bird.
Keitaro: Turtle.
Deonaz: Bird.
Keitaro: Turtle.
Deonaz: BIRD!
Keitaro: TURTLE-BIRD, jus't don't hit me!
Deonaz: Which way did he go?
Looking through Deonaz's eyes. The world is completly red and in the top right corner it says "Turtle seeking mode". Suddenly it locks onto a target flying right from the men's bath window.
Su: Target sighted! Flying toward point 320.394 by 539.922 intercept in ten seconds during a decent.
Deonaz: Roger.
Tamachan is flying and decending onto Naru's head.
Naru: Hi Tamachan.
Tamachan: Myuh...Myuh?
Mitsune: What is it Tamachan?
Tamachan is pointing at Deonaz in the sky.
Su: Wow, you have learned flight? You must be level 80!
Deonaz: Hey, what are all those pink dots down there?
Su: Female civilians.
Deonaz: *gulps* Equipping blindfold.
Su: Roger, entering intense ear reception mode!
Deonaz lands on a rock in the womens bathroom listening carefully. There is complete silence.
Su: Hey guys!
A loud screeching sound forces Deonaz to stand bolt upright.
Deonaz: DAMMIT! SU, TURTLES ONLY!
Su: (Whispers) oh, ya. sorry.
There are some beeps and Deonaz looks around diverting his attention all around him.
Naru: What the hell? Can he see us?
Deonaz is still scanning.
Su: Nope, he's wearing a blindfold. He's got lots of expierence points.
Tamachan:.........myuh?
Su: Deo, did you hear that?
Deonaz: Perfectly!
Su: Entering sound visualization mode.
Deonaz looks around waiting for another noise in the general direction of the first. He can see the small sound waves of heart beats and sloshing water reflecting off objects he cannot see without sound waves bouncing off of them.
Deonaz: Neato!
Tamachan: Myuh?
Deonaz reverts his eyes toward a highlighted yellow target shaped like a turtle.
Deonaz and Su: There!
Deonaz jumps foreward and attempts to snatch the turtle from Naru's head.
Deonaz: This would be so much easier if only I could keep a constant bead him.
Deonaz draws his sword.
Motoko: What the hell are you doing?
Deonaz turns around.
Deonaz: Hmm, no turtle.
Tamachan is on the rock behind Motoko.
Tamachan: Myuh!
Deonaz: Target aquired!
Su: Tracking. Civilian in the direct path.
Deonaz runs and jumps above Motoko and slashes the rock Tamachan was sitting on.
Tamachan: MYUH! MYUH! MYUH! MYUH! MYUH!
Deonaz continues slashing rocks and generly destroying the girls bath.
Su: Target is performing tatical evasion techniques.
Deonaz: Continue tracking.
Deonaz stands on a rock and begins shooting ki blasts at Tamachan causing all the girls the duck.
Su: Point 394.349 by 193.036 FIRE!
Deonaz does as instructed and hits Tamachan causing smoke to come from his shell as he crashes and lands, floating in the water.
Deonaz: Target aquired.
Deonaz scoops up Tamachan and hands it to Su on his shoulders. Naru gets up and punches through Su's machine to pull off his blind fold.
Deonaz: Oh, hi Naru. HOLY SHIT! This place is a mess!
Motoko, Naru, Mitsune: CLEAN IT UP!
Deonaz: Why couldn't I have had VR training like that blond guy on that one game. The one who was naked.
Su: Raiden?
Deonaz: There he is...
Su: I can load this into VR training for you to practice in.
Deonaz: (looking around) Looks like I need it.
Naru: Shut up! Now get to work.
December 25th (3:31 PM, four and a half hours after the great Tamachan chase.)
Deonaz: Are you sure you guys had a built in waterfall?
Mitsune: Of course!
Deonaz: ...But i've cleaned this place like a million times, I never remember a waterfa...
Naru: Get back to work!
Deonaz: Yes mamm.
Deonaz continues tieing bamboo together and draping vines over it.
Haruka: Since when did you feel like adding a waterfall?
Deonaz: Adding?
Deonaz falls down two stories cracks a rock to pieces.
Haruka: Come in.
Deonaz enters and everyone is finishing up with the Christmas decorations. Naru is sitting on the couch.
Naru: Done? *Turns her head*
Deonaz: You know what Naru?
Naru: *sighs* What?
Deonaz: *clears his throat* Sleep is an action performed when the subject is comfortable and in a resting position...not true.
Deonaz falls down with his face directly in Naru's lap and blood covering the back of his head.
Naru: GET UP!
Naru flips him on his feet...he immeditally falls back down.
Deonaz: I seem to have gotten a bump on my head.
Next scene Naru is sighing, holding an pole with an ice pack tied to the end and Deonaz is rubbing his newly placed, super size band-aid.
Haruka: Before I forget, Deonaz you have a visitor. He came here while you were chasing Tamachan and has been just chatting around for the past coupla' hours.
Deonaz: Name?
Haruka: Remember that picture of that one guy?
Deonaz: ...Oh no...you mean...Jeremey.
Mitsumi: Oh yes, I invited him over. He came to my apartment asking for you and I told him to come over here.
Haruka: You were working so we decided not to bother you and just let him in.
Naru: He should be in Keitaro's room.
Deonaz: Oh no, i'm sorry...for all of you anyways.
Deonaz walks up the stairs, sweating bullets and feeling a little worried. He gets up to Keitaro's room. Deonaz bursts in and tackles Jeremey.
Deonaz: Who died!?
Jeremey: No one.
Deonaz: *Reverts to normal again* Oh, ok.
Jeremey: Where's your room?
Deonaz: Oh lemmie take you there.
Deonaz leads Jeremey downstairs.
Jeremey: Got somethin' to drink.
Deonaz: You do?
Jeremey: No, i'm saying you have something to drink. Can I have some?
Deonaz: Freakin' scare me with that shit.
Jeremey: I know, you know that's one of my talents.
Deonaz: Just try and stay out of my brain, it's personal.
Jeremey: Oh you know me. Deep down I'm a good, loyal, trustworthy friend.
Deonaz: You read that didn't you.
Jeremey: ...no.
Deonaz grabs his bottle of whisky off of his rack and one shot glass. He fills it all the way and Jeremey graciousally accepts it.
Deonaz: She was up when the key hit the lock, and the clock looked at me just like the devil in disguise. I saw it in her eyes. She'd be gone before the evening.
Jeremey: Reminding you huh? Well sing it up, I love Kid Rock.
Deonaz: So I poured another strong one, and chopped a line from here to Texas. She's on the Midnight train to Memphis.
Jeremey: Mmm, just like the good ole days huh?
Deonaz: Man, I sure do miss the days of the whole gang just sitting around, listening to music and getting buzzed.
Jeremey: Speaking of buzzed. *Jeremey pulls out a plastic bag and drops it letting it un-roll*
Deonaz: Oh shit man. You and I both don't smoke.
Jeremey: Ya but when Mizaio finds out I stole his weed he's gonna be so freakin pissed.
Deonaz: You get caught and your busted.
Jeremey: Oh, I'm too good for that. Thought you knew that man, shit.
Jeremey puts his shot glass down.
Jeremey: I have a new trick.
Jeremey turns invisable and picks up his shot glass.
Deonaz: Neat, I can still see you, not to mention your pheremone traces.
Jeremey: Your not normal though...
Deonaz: True, true. So why did you come here?
Jeremey pours another shot, takes it and sighs as be becomes visable again.
Jeremey: Hmm, I talked to Motoko.
Deonaz: You got the first one right.
Jeremey: I knew you would end up warm towards the warrior type first.
Deonaz: She said?
Jeremey: You want her exact words? Or do you want what I read in between the lines?
Deonaz: What else, what did you learn?
Jeremey: Well, the thing is she likes you, she sure as hell won't show it though. If you guys were completely alone, the situation would change after awhile. She's also got a big shyness factor so you would have to kinda embrace her, ya know?
Deonaz: Of all things, you are best at helping people with your words. I am in no need of being helped. Love will return love, nothing else.
Jeremey: I told you to do that.
Deonaz: Recomemded that, who's second?
Jeremey: It is my expert oponion that it was probally Mitsumi.
Deonaz: No, but you know I like the air-headish types.
Jeremey: Ok, can I find out or must I ask you?
Deonaz: I'll let you read my mind, go ahead.
Jeremey: Mitsune was my third guess.
Deonaz: Hmm, I'm growing closer to my new friends.
Jeremey: Well from what I learned, you have stayed completely noble to all these women.
Deonaz: Yes I know, it sucks huh? *begins laughing*
Jeremey: Except that little thing with Mitsune. *Begins laughing*
Deonaz pulls his large barrel gun on Jeremey.
Deonaz: Stay out of my GODDAM HEAD! You don't need to read anything up here at least until I tell you, you can.
Jeremey: I'll be the one to decide that. If you are that adamant about it I will though.
Deonaz sighs with frustration and mysteriousally shieths his gun.
Jeremey: Seriousally, you've have stolen some of their hearts
Deonaz: *sighs* Yea, it's a little heart breaking. I can't choose, I feel so guilty.
Jeremey: Why, because they loved Keitaro till they met you?
Deonaz: Yes, that is why I have to get out of this house. Leave them all behind before something really bad happens.
Jeremey: Ya, but what could happen? As long as you don't get too "intimate" with them you'll be fine.
Deonaz angrily grabs his shirt collar.
Deonaz: Read me.
Jeremey: ...Oh my god. You mean?
Deonaz nods while hanging his head.
Jeremey: Oh shit, FUCK! Fuck no!
Deonaz: She's just a foolish girl.
Jeremey: Ya, foolish enough to tirelessly, scour the globe for the man she fucking loves.
Deonaz: Or THINKS she loves.
Jeremey: Oh god. That means you can't leave, you have to break up with her.
Deonaz: I never meant for any of them to fall in love with me. God dammit. You know if I try to break up with her she might freak. Plus I doubt I could.
Jeremey: I should have talked to her.
Deonaz: You couldn't have done anything but why didn't you?
(Wondering who "She" is? Think about it)
Jeremey: Naru loves Keitaro! Why would you interfear with that?
Deonaz: I know, I know. It was an accident.
Jeremey: How did you capture Naru's heart in under a month?
Deonaz: You know me.
Jeremey: Ya, there are not to many like you. Your certainly unique.
Deonaz: Sorry.
Jeremey: Oh, no need for apologies my friend. You can't help but be yourself...and...
Deonaz: ...And?!
Jeremey: If you apologize you won't feel like it's your fault while we reverse this.
Deonaz collapsed, sitting on his couch freshly folded from a bed, holding his head.
Jeremey: You know what you have to do...
Deonaz: Ya, I know.
Jeremey: It's just like when we fought together last time, remember that?
Deonaz: Mission Triple-Zero? How is this like that?
Jeremey: Bastards tried to kill us but I still miss our Spec-ops days.
Deonaz: You, me and our mutual friend were THE "100 plus squadron". Not too many other people to be friends with.
Jeremey: I loved working with you, that's was the only reason I miss those days.
Deonaz: Well, whats the plan?
Jeremey: I have the perfect plan.
Deonaz: It might upset Naru if I "died" from drinking.
Jeremey: I thought so, you still have that bottle we split half of during Triple-Zero?
Deonaz: ...and the bag we split half of, and the rolled up c-note.
Jeremey: You really thought there was no way out did you?
Deonaz: (Laughing) Hell no! Like I was supposed to know about our fourth party member.
Jeremey: Oh ya, M? Anyway is it over there?
Deonaz: Yep.
Jeremey grins, gets up, grabs a bottle and slams it on the table.
Jeremey and Deonaz: Slamma's.
Deonaz: Just one thing.
Jeremey: What?
Deonaz: I want to do this. I'll take care of it, but I don't want her to think i'm a worthless piece of trash, drug addict.
Jeremey: I see.
Jeremey walks past Deonaz and stops next to him.
Jeremey: You return them?
Deonaz: (Grins) Every bit she's giving me.
Jeremey: Ready? Hide it.
Deonaz: Done, let's go.
They exit the basement to see everyone has opened presants. Naru runs up to them and drags Deonaz around the tree.
Naru: (Smiling) You wanted to do this Deo, come on.
After about and hour and a half the Shinobu and Su were asleep in their beds. Haruka was heading upstairs. Motoko was carrying Mitsune upstiars and Jeremey carried Mitsumi upstairs.
Deonaz: Wanna join us?
Jeremey: Oh, I was gonna sleep with Mitsumi but I can't pass up a slamma with my wa...brotha'.
(Note: They are not brothers but he almost called them war buddies.)
Naru: Slamma's?
Deonaz: You, never had slamma's?
Keitaro: Sounds like it hurts.
Deonaz: My two big party times are wine at midnight and shots till midnight. I just love Christmas (Hugs himself)
Naru: Shots?
Keitaro: Still sounds like it hurts.
Deonaz discretly taps Naru's hand by his.
Deonaz: You'll join me won't you?
Naru: Uhh, su, Sure.
Deonaz: Come on.
Deonaz grabs her hand as she grabs Keitaro's. As they get up to Naru's room Jeremey and Deonaz start running side by side.
Deonaz: We'll pass by this hole, look and see if Mitsune is in her room.
Jeremey: Roger.
They get to Naru's room and they all sit down. Jeremey gives a hidden nod which Deo does not respond to.
Naru: Why must all the drinking take place in my room?
Deonaz: More comfortable and a little more private. Well let's get down to it. Wanna play a drinking game?
Jeremey gives Deo a stern look.
Jeremey: (Inside Deonaz's head) Probably best if you didn't. She might not get her turn.
Deonaz: (Thinking) Still, I want to drag it out. Dare then?
Jeremey: (Inside Doenaz's head) I like the odds. You know how you are going to knock her out?
Deonaz: (Thinking) I had planned on putting a "heavy eye" in my mouth.
Jeremey: (Inside Deonaz's head) Perfect. I'll help drag it out some.
Deonaz: (Thinking) Thanks, I need to build up some courage.
Deonaz whips out 2 bottles and 4 shot glasses.
Jeremey: OH, lets play dare. Go around the table and dare each other shots.
Keitaro: I'm game.
Naru: I'm in.
Jeremey: This'll be easy.
Deonaz: Lightweights are fun.
Jeremey: Naru, your first.
Naru: Oh, kay. I dare myself.
Jeremey: (Inside Deonaz's head) ...Crap, uhh give her some from the normal stuff. She'll drink more if she thinks it will have less effect on her.
Deonaz fills the shot. Naru grabs it, licks her lips, holds her nose and tips her head back.
Naru: Nothing, ha.
Deonaz: Dear God!
Jeremey: Sweet Lord!
Keitaro: Holy Shit!
Naru: Keitaro's turn.
Keitaro: HUH!?
They circled the table until Naru was pretty fair messed up.
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) Ok, you've got her, pour some of ours for Keitaro over here.
Deonaz switches the bottle by pretending to drop it and putting the light one in his pants.
Deonaz: Got it. Alright I bet Keitaro.
The liquid poured in and seemed to practically set the shot glass on fire. It sparkled in a sort of a charcoal sense.
Deonaz: Here you go Kei.
Deo passed the glass under his nose...Keitaro passed out immeditally.
Naru: Hahaha, looks like I showed you guys.
Deonaz: Damn.
He takes the shot and shivers.
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) Can you hold up?
Deonaz: (Thinking) You know I had like 3 before I was completely wasted.
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) I just wanted to say man, i'm sorry.
Deonaz: (Thinking) Don't worry, her heart does not rightfully belong to me. It's love for her future that's giving me courage.
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) He's gone, you go do your thing ok?
Deonaz: (Thinking) Roger...meet up at the Cafe'?
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) They'll all be there, can't wait. The One-hundred plus squadron reunion.
Deonaz: (Thinking) After i'm done, looks like i'm moving out.
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) Good luck.
Deonaz picks Naru up and heads to Mitsune's room.
Naru: Where are we going honey? *giggles*
Deonaz: Were gonna have some private time. That's all.
Naru: Ok...
Deonaz pushes the door open and sets her down on the couch.
Naru: Oh, what are we gonna do?
Deonaz: *sighs* I'm going to have some fun.
Deonaz puts his arms on either side of Naru's head and kisses her with the same passion she kisses back with.
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) Having fun?
Deonaz: (Thinking) I was killing for a kiss. Plus i'm not exactly going to, go all the way, ya know?
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) I see, no law on you. Ok. I'll pack your stuff.
Deonaz: Naru...
Naru: Yep?
Deonaz: Do you love me?
Naru: Mm hm...
Deonaz: Did you know I love you?
Naru: No, I didn't.
Deonaz: Hmm, it will all be over when the sun comes up.
Naru: What's dat sposta' mean?
Deonaz begins kissing her more forcefully and Naru starts resisting. He Reaches up her shirt eases it up past her tits before she begins pulling it back down with both hands.
Naru: Deo, stop, stop now!
Deonaz eased a hand down the back of her pants and moved it to the front. He picked up both of her hands in one of his and put it above her head. With his other hand his lightly moved his fingers from her belly button down to the button on her pants with Naru writhing in agony to be released. He moved his hand to the button of her pants. He eased his hand into her pants and began moving it around rubbing her gently.
Naru: (crying) D, Deo. Don't please, don't do this to *gasps* me...please?
Deonaz suddenly retracted his hand and picked her up by her hands. Holding her against a wall he carassessed her body up once and then down again, up her bra once causing her to grasp and back into her pants once more making her blush red and writhe in a mixture of pleasure and fear.
Naru: (crying) Deo, no I loved you.
Deonaz: Loved?
Naru: (crying) Why did you have to?
Deonaz: You cannot love me, I am not in your future.
Naru: (crying) I don't understand...
Deonaz: You will, when your married and happy, i'll be there to remind you of all the things done to get you there, I was forced to do the hardest one...
Naru: (crying) Do you still love me, can you let me go?
Deonaz: Yes, I love you and I will let you go.
Naru: Huh?
Deonaz lightly and slowly released his grasp allowing Naru to fall onto her feet. Her shoes clinked on the metal heating duct she was now standing on as she dropped.
Naru: (Tears in her eyes) Th, thank you.
Deonaz: Your getting sober, you gotta go now.
Naru: Is this the last i'll see of you?
Deonaz: No, once more. When your married, i'll be there, just as a reminder of an old friend.
Naru: Bye.
Deonaz: Bye.
Naru stood on her toes and grabbed his shirt as she kissed him with undeniable love and passion that surged though Deo's body. He grasped the hair on her head and moved used his tounge to push a pill into her mouth. Naru released her soft lips from Deo's and Naru stood against corner of the room falling asleep. Deonaz kicked in the heating duct and Naru feel through a path and landed on the bed Haruka gave Deonaz to sleep on.
Jeremey: (In Deo's head) Done?
Deonaz: (Thinking) I feel like crying...
Deonaz teleports into his room.
Jeremey: It must have been hard.
Deonaz: I had to do it.
Jeremey: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.
Deonaz: Whether it comes back or not, she was never mine and I hope it doesn't come back.
Jeremey: So maybe that didn't work.
Jeremey finishes the last of the boxes that needed to be packed.
Jeremey: Done?
Deonaz: Done. I had to write a note for Naru to give to everyone explaining why i'm gone...for good.
Jeremey and Deonaz pack all of his stuff in between them. They concentrate for a second and disappear.
December 31st
There are four men sitting at a square table in a cafe'. It is easily five in the morning and no one is any longer serving them.
One is a blonde man drinking a glass of milk and reading the newspaper.
One has black hair and is drinking a glass of grape juice and eating a doughnut.
Another has blood red, greesy looking hair that is draped in front of his blood shot eyes and is smoking a "Self-rolled" ciggarette.
The last supports a black pony tail, tied halfway and is eating a sandwhich with coffee.
Red: Were alone.
Brunette: ...Ya, were good to talk.
Blonde: One-hundred plus squadron, finally re-united.
The four men one by one toss a quarter on the table with a chain stung through the top of it. The quarter's back has a barcode, a name, and a pin number.
Red: It's true what they say. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Brunette: Mmm, it's not a very good reason to grow a pony tail.
Pony Tail: Reading me again?
Brunette: Not many chapters, trust me AM. All that's up there is television, games, food and fighting.
AM drops his sandwich with an angry expression.
AM (Pony Tail): Well M over here dressed up like Vincent with red hair.
Blonde: No, not really. *Turns the page*
M (Red): Is that an insult? I wouldn't know, I don't watch anime and play games as much as he does.
AM (Pony Tail): RPG's dipshit.
Brunette: Oh, your keeping up with her?
Blonde: Huh, me? Oh ya, I am.
Brunette: Keeping up with the Tokyo U scores D?
Blonde: *nods* As well as the marriges J.
M (Red): Last time I read the paper was to read our obitchuaries.
AM (Pony Tail): Ya, four men die in an accident during experimental explosives dismantling procedues.
M (Red): I just want to forget my past.
AM (Pony Tail): I'm for that!
J (Brunette): Here, here! How about man?
D (Blonde): ...Na, i'll hold onto one memory for at least a little longer.
The four men trade glances. Everyone finishes their food and drink. The blonde man leading them drops a roll of bills on the table with a rubberband around them, folds up his Japanese newspaper and leads the four of the out the door.
The End.
Well that's the end. Did you enjoy it? I hope you did. Now that you have read, review it please. It is 4:48 in the morning and i'm passing out. This is the last and tragic yet happy chapter to my Love Hina AU's. Stick around...I'll have blooper reel after this chapter. Is it just me becuase I'm the author or is there someone else out there than can say that this series is one of the best of Love Hina fan fics in at least one right? If there is anyone else, I would love to know. "Semper Fi"
Do you know who each of these men are?
Blonde- D
Brunette- J
Pony Tail- AM
Red- M
