I don't need to add a disclaimer here do I? Of course you read the 1st
chapter.
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A long time ago, or some time in the far future, or the near future, or maybe it was the immediate past? Who can tell with all this time streaming going on? Any way, it was some time between the ending of SR1 but before the beginning of SR2. You know, after that annoying cliffhanger that was similar to the one in SR2, but with the longer game and the not as brightly colored Reaver, and before the beautiful movie that started the other one. I'm not sure how it happened, because it is suppose to be the same scene in both games. Regardless of how, it did take place.
The card game I mean. Raziel, Kain, Moebius and Hash'ak'git were playing a Nosgothic card game that has rules that involve centuries to just learn the rules. Just be assured that it involves LOTS of gambling. It was outlawed when the Sarafan were in control, however many times that was, but sense Kain was now the Supreme Ruler of Nosgoth, he also liked supreme pizzas and sandwiches for lunch but that's beside the point, he decided to relegalize the game and make it mandatory for everyone to play it on Tuesday, except for himself. And since he had the best method of cheating, and yes there is a LOT of cheating, he usually walks away with a whole new wardrobe that he then sells at a local mall for 1000000000000000 times profit.
During one such game on one such Tuesday, Kain folded his cards down.
Kain: Enough of the monologue, get to our dialog!
Shut up! I'm telling the story my way and either you like it or you leave it! * they get up to leave* Hey! Where are you going?! I promise to stop! * they walk to the door* SIT DOWN!
All: Epp! * run to their chairs*
NOW WE'RE GOING TO START OVER AND GET THIS DONE RIGHT! * clears throat* As I was saying ... During one such game on one such Tuesday, Kain folded his cards down.
Kain: That's it, I'm done for the night. * grabs the huge pile of his amassed gatherings, including Moebius's staff ^_^, off the table* That's the end of my winning streak. If I continue to play, I might lose my pants. * Many would-be-blackmailers and fangirls sigh in regret. Maybe next Tuesday. *
Hash'ak'git: * laughs* You just know that's what the fangirls want. Good- night Kain. See you tomorrow.
It is not well known that Hash'ak'git and Kain are really the best of friends, and they had concocted the entire series just because Kain was feeling neglected. Yes, that is what happens when you let a world leader get too bored, so please keep your pet world leader happy: get him a squeaky chew toy.
Moebius: * staring at me like he wished I was the afore-mentioned chew toy* Stop with the annoying monologs and let us get this over with!
Fine. I'll stop. You get no narration from this point on.
Moebius: As I was saying ... * clears his throat* Where are you going?! We need you for the game.
Kain: You know that you don't need 4 players in the game. * goes home to greet Umah whose waiting in the bedroom*
Raziel: Finally he's gone. Maybe now I can win something.
later
Raziel: * groan* I'm outa money. Moebius, lend me some? Please?
Moebius: No way! Get your own!
Raziel: But you won all of mine!
Hash: Then go bug your daddy for some money!
Raziel: * runs toward Kain's bedroom door* ... * runs even more* ... * and some more* almost there ... * huff huff* * collapses half way down the hall way* ...Ugh... * gets back up and runs some more*.... Made it! * bangs on Kain's bedroom door* Kain!
Kain: * opens the door a crack* G'way! I'm busy! * slams the door on Raziel's face*
Raziel: * holding his face* Kain! Loan me some money, will ya? I've got a great hand and ...
Kain: * through the door* NO! GO GET A JOB OR SOMETHING! Now where were we Umah?
Raziel: * walks away and kicks at a stone, then gets an idea* soulfire! Loan me some money, please? I'm sure I'll win and be able to pay you back soooooo ...
Forget it! You didn't like my narrating. And if you're so sure you'll win, why don't you bet your glyphs?
Raziel: Great idea! * runs back to the gaming table. Moebius and Hash edge away from Raziel's cards and whistle innocently* I'm back in!
Hash: * sly smile* Great. Now what's you bet?
Raziel: This! * and with a huge flourish, dumps his Sun Glyph onto the pile* Ha! Beat that! * spreads his cards on the table*
Moebius: I win! Yeah! A whole new way to kill vampires!
Hash: * stifling his laughter* Another hand, Raziel?
Raziel: I didn't like that glyph any way. * sniff sniff* It was just a little bad luck. I'll bet my ... uh ... my Sound Glyph.
Moebius: That's just a hunk of junk!
Hash: It lasts about 3 seconds and has a range about the size of a penny. You'll have to do better than that.
Raziel: Fine. I'll throw in my Water Glyph. * the hands are dealt and Raziel losses both the glyphs*
Moebius: Wo-ho! * dances around* "Just a little bad luck"? * singing* I think not!
Raziel: * falls out of his chair* AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY POOR WOUNDED EYES!
Hash: Sit down Moebius before I have Mortanius kill you.
* several hands and glyphs later*
Raziel: NO! You can't take my Shift Glyph! I need my Shift Glyph! The Elder God will kill me if I lose it again!
Moebius: Fork it over, loser.
Hash: /You\ bet it.
Raziel: I'll do anything! Anything! Just don't take my Shift Glyph!
* Moebius and Hash put their heads together and talk quietly, occasionally glancing up at Raziel and snickering*
Hash: * desperately trying to fight off the giggles* Fine. Do one thing, one teeny, tiny little thing, in fact it's so insignificant that you won't even notice it, and we'll let you keep your Shift Glyph ...
* Raziel listens with growing horror and debates if begging the Elder God for another Shift Glyph would be so bad, then he remembers what happened last time, and decides that this is better, far better*
Raziel: * gets into position* Are you sure ...?
Hash: Just do it. Ready ... * throws open the door* ... GO!
* Raziel darts into the room wearing a pink tutu, pink plastic crown (one of the really tacky ones), and holding an equally tacky wand with a light up star on top. Screams can be heard from the inside*
Raziel: * from inside the room* I AM THE TACKY PINK FAIRY OF CHASTITY! I HAVE COME TO LECTURE YOU ON THE EVILS OF SEX!
Kain: * also inside the room* RAZZZZZZIIIIIIIEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raziel: * very scared* Oh $#*%!
Umah: * very annoyed* Get him!
* various screams and obscenities can be heard ... as well as the sound of someone having the $#*% beat out of him*
Moebius: * holding a video recorder* This is too good!
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Raziel: * holding a pack of ice to his much abused head* At least you didn't show what happened with the Elder God.
Me: No ... *gets an idea* Hey readers and other authors out there! I'm turning over the right to write what happened about that /little incident\ to you. I'd love to see what you think happened. E-mail it to me and I'll post it as the next chapter, or just post it yourself.
Raziel: Why me?
Me: 'Cause I /still\ have Writer's Block and this was all I could think of to write. Reviews are very welcome ... One other thing, would shoutouts be considered interactive?
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A long time ago, or some time in the far future, or the near future, or maybe it was the immediate past? Who can tell with all this time streaming going on? Any way, it was some time between the ending of SR1 but before the beginning of SR2. You know, after that annoying cliffhanger that was similar to the one in SR2, but with the longer game and the not as brightly colored Reaver, and before the beautiful movie that started the other one. I'm not sure how it happened, because it is suppose to be the same scene in both games. Regardless of how, it did take place.
The card game I mean. Raziel, Kain, Moebius and Hash'ak'git were playing a Nosgothic card game that has rules that involve centuries to just learn the rules. Just be assured that it involves LOTS of gambling. It was outlawed when the Sarafan were in control, however many times that was, but sense Kain was now the Supreme Ruler of Nosgoth, he also liked supreme pizzas and sandwiches for lunch but that's beside the point, he decided to relegalize the game and make it mandatory for everyone to play it on Tuesday, except for himself. And since he had the best method of cheating, and yes there is a LOT of cheating, he usually walks away with a whole new wardrobe that he then sells at a local mall for 1000000000000000 times profit.
During one such game on one such Tuesday, Kain folded his cards down.
Kain: Enough of the monologue, get to our dialog!
Shut up! I'm telling the story my way and either you like it or you leave it! * they get up to leave* Hey! Where are you going?! I promise to stop! * they walk to the door* SIT DOWN!
All: Epp! * run to their chairs*
NOW WE'RE GOING TO START OVER AND GET THIS DONE RIGHT! * clears throat* As I was saying ... During one such game on one such Tuesday, Kain folded his cards down.
Kain: That's it, I'm done for the night. * grabs the huge pile of his amassed gatherings, including Moebius's staff ^_^, off the table* That's the end of my winning streak. If I continue to play, I might lose my pants. * Many would-be-blackmailers and fangirls sigh in regret. Maybe next Tuesday. *
Hash'ak'git: * laughs* You just know that's what the fangirls want. Good- night Kain. See you tomorrow.
It is not well known that Hash'ak'git and Kain are really the best of friends, and they had concocted the entire series just because Kain was feeling neglected. Yes, that is what happens when you let a world leader get too bored, so please keep your pet world leader happy: get him a squeaky chew toy.
Moebius: * staring at me like he wished I was the afore-mentioned chew toy* Stop with the annoying monologs and let us get this over with!
Fine. I'll stop. You get no narration from this point on.
Moebius: As I was saying ... * clears his throat* Where are you going?! We need you for the game.
Kain: You know that you don't need 4 players in the game. * goes home to greet Umah whose waiting in the bedroom*
Raziel: Finally he's gone. Maybe now I can win something.
later
Raziel: * groan* I'm outa money. Moebius, lend me some? Please?
Moebius: No way! Get your own!
Raziel: But you won all of mine!
Hash: Then go bug your daddy for some money!
Raziel: * runs toward Kain's bedroom door* ... * runs even more* ... * and some more* almost there ... * huff huff* * collapses half way down the hall way* ...Ugh... * gets back up and runs some more*.... Made it! * bangs on Kain's bedroom door* Kain!
Kain: * opens the door a crack* G'way! I'm busy! * slams the door on Raziel's face*
Raziel: * holding his face* Kain! Loan me some money, will ya? I've got a great hand and ...
Kain: * through the door* NO! GO GET A JOB OR SOMETHING! Now where were we Umah?
Raziel: * walks away and kicks at a stone, then gets an idea* soulfire! Loan me some money, please? I'm sure I'll win and be able to pay you back soooooo ...
Forget it! You didn't like my narrating. And if you're so sure you'll win, why don't you bet your glyphs?
Raziel: Great idea! * runs back to the gaming table. Moebius and Hash edge away from Raziel's cards and whistle innocently* I'm back in!
Hash: * sly smile* Great. Now what's you bet?
Raziel: This! * and with a huge flourish, dumps his Sun Glyph onto the pile* Ha! Beat that! * spreads his cards on the table*
Moebius: I win! Yeah! A whole new way to kill vampires!
Hash: * stifling his laughter* Another hand, Raziel?
Raziel: I didn't like that glyph any way. * sniff sniff* It was just a little bad luck. I'll bet my ... uh ... my Sound Glyph.
Moebius: That's just a hunk of junk!
Hash: It lasts about 3 seconds and has a range about the size of a penny. You'll have to do better than that.
Raziel: Fine. I'll throw in my Water Glyph. * the hands are dealt and Raziel losses both the glyphs*
Moebius: Wo-ho! * dances around* "Just a little bad luck"? * singing* I think not!
Raziel: * falls out of his chair* AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY POOR WOUNDED EYES!
Hash: Sit down Moebius before I have Mortanius kill you.
* several hands and glyphs later*
Raziel: NO! You can't take my Shift Glyph! I need my Shift Glyph! The Elder God will kill me if I lose it again!
Moebius: Fork it over, loser.
Hash: /You\ bet it.
Raziel: I'll do anything! Anything! Just don't take my Shift Glyph!
* Moebius and Hash put their heads together and talk quietly, occasionally glancing up at Raziel and snickering*
Hash: * desperately trying to fight off the giggles* Fine. Do one thing, one teeny, tiny little thing, in fact it's so insignificant that you won't even notice it, and we'll let you keep your Shift Glyph ...
* Raziel listens with growing horror and debates if begging the Elder God for another Shift Glyph would be so bad, then he remembers what happened last time, and decides that this is better, far better*
Raziel: * gets into position* Are you sure ...?
Hash: Just do it. Ready ... * throws open the door* ... GO!
* Raziel darts into the room wearing a pink tutu, pink plastic crown (one of the really tacky ones), and holding an equally tacky wand with a light up star on top. Screams can be heard from the inside*
Raziel: * from inside the room* I AM THE TACKY PINK FAIRY OF CHASTITY! I HAVE COME TO LECTURE YOU ON THE EVILS OF SEX!
Kain: * also inside the room* RAZZZZZZIIIIIIIEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raziel: * very scared* Oh $#*%!
Umah: * very annoyed* Get him!
* various screams and obscenities can be heard ... as well as the sound of someone having the $#*% beat out of him*
Moebius: * holding a video recorder* This is too good!
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Raziel: * holding a pack of ice to his much abused head* At least you didn't show what happened with the Elder God.
Me: No ... *gets an idea* Hey readers and other authors out there! I'm turning over the right to write what happened about that /little incident\ to you. I'd love to see what you think happened. E-mail it to me and I'll post it as the next chapter, or just post it yourself.
Raziel: Why me?
Me: 'Cause I /still\ have Writer's Block and this was all I could think of to write. Reviews are very welcome ... One other thing, would shoutouts be considered interactive?
