Written in sleep deprivation, posted in sugar-induced insanity.

Ever wonder what your rank would be if Blood Omen were real? Don't feel like loading the game up just to see what your standing is? Then take this quiz! Have fun!

*whimper* Please don't freeze my account admin people. It's not a list!

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Before I forget, Shout outs to:

VladimirsAngel - I /like\ him blue! 'sides he needs his ego to be kept in check. The bad word caught me off guard too - He almost caused the collapse of the ficcy!

Light in the dark places - Glad to see someone missed me! It's not so bad now that my research paper is done. It IS possible to write a 13 page paper at 11:00 pm the night its due.

Angel-chan - I'm NOT treating him bad! I'm treating Moebutt bad. There's a big difference. Though you just made his ego grow again ... it rivals Kain's in size now.

Sarryn - ^____^ I hope I got you the next chapter before you started going through withdrawal!

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1) What is your favorite armor and weapon combo?

(a) Soul Reaver and Wraith Armor. "Look at the pretty lights!"

(b) Iron Sword and Bone Armor. "Protection from all those nasty undead crawling around the dungeons. The sword's good for hacking apart barrels."

(c) Flesh Armor and Havoc & Malice. "Free drinks while you chop your foes into bite size pieces."

(d) Flame Sword. Don't care about the armor. "BURN EVERYTHING!!!"

(e) Spiked Mace and Chaos Armor. "Awwww, you just hurt yourself. Let me help! * thwack* There, all better!"

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2) You come across a prisoner. He yells, "Oh please, help me kind sir!" You:

(a) *walk up and press the action button, and the man promptly dies* "Why does that happen every time?! I just wanted to help!"

(b) "Awwww, you poor thing!" *walks away*

(c) "Is that the diner bell I hear?"

(d) *humming* "POP! Goes the human!" *throw item of mass destruction ((Flay))*

(e) *twitch* GGRRRRR! *go berserk* Muhahahaha!

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3) Your favorite part about being a Vampire is:

(a) There's a good part? ... Aside from being not dead.

(b) "I get to find all these neat secrets!"

(c) "Blood! Blood Glorious blood!"

(d) * to the tune of the dreaded Barney song* "I Flay you, you've been Flayed, Let's all line up and throw Implodes!" ((horrible parody, I know * hangs head in shame*))

(e) "It's ALL good!"

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4) Encountering a human, you yell your battle cry:

(a) "Death to the mortals!"

(b) "I'm going to hit you with my pointy metal bar!"

(c) "Die cattle! It's time to thin the herd!"

(d) "Eat Flay!!!"

(e) Two words, they both start with 'v'

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5) Your favorite form is:

(a) Wolf. "Wolves are cool. And fast!

(b) Bat. "Go from one locale to another fast."

(c) Wolf. "Rip out his throat!"

(d) Bat. "Onward and upward to new victims!"

(e) Later Mist form. "Peek-a-Boo!" *slaughters helpless victim*

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6) Your favorite spell is:

(a) Sanctuary. "Run away, run away!"

(b) Light. "I can see ALL the secrets."

(c) Blood Shower. "La la la la la la la!"

(d) Energy Bolt. "Not as good as Flay, but still entertaining."

(e) Lightning. "One night I'm gonna figure out how to control this thing. 'til then, practice, practice, practice. Don't laugh! * ZAP*

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7) Your thoughts on the Heart of Darkness:

(a) "I'm saved! Again."

(b) "Just how many hearts did this guy have?"

(c) "Not bad. It needs a little catsup."

(d) "Can't maim. Can't kill. Almost worthless."

(e) "I know what blue boy did last winter."

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8) Strolling through Dark Eden, you say:

(a) "Monsters!" * run away* "Agh! I've been poisoned!"

(b) "Ewwww! Green blood. Hmmm, are there any secrets around here?"

(c) "Yum. Lime flavored."

(d) "Hehehe. New targets."

(e) * equip Anti-toxin* Bring it on!

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9) Spirit forges:

(a) *shocked* "It took my blood!"

(b) "Ugly, tacky places. I only go there for the secrets."

(c) "Empties the vial so I can fill it back up!"

(d) "All right! 99 flays at once! SWEET!!!"

(e) "Why waste my blood when others will do better?" *smirk as screams are heard in the back round* "And it's so much more rewarding."

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10) The City of Snakes is:

(a) "... um, what?"

(b) "Oh, oh! I've been there!"

(c) "Werewolf and demon are two flavors that will NEVER make it to the Value Meal." ((I don't own that either, so don't sue))

(d) "Great place to stock up!"

(e) "You mean Squidville, right? I'm surprised Moebius * twitch* kill* twitch* wasn't there."

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11) Secrets 97, 99, and 100 are:

(a) "What are you talking about?"

(b) "Worth the 6 hour wait!"

(c) "Why do I need those? You can't suck blood from a puddle or a skeleton."

(d) "I have plenty of those... but you can never have to much."

(e) "Good thing there are plenty of cattle to keep me occupied."

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12) The Big Battle:

(a) "I'm getting out of here!" * casts repel*

(b) "Onto the next area! I've got to explore further!"

(c) "I don't feel so good. I think I ate to much."

(d) *sob* "I'm running out of flays!"

(e) "Great place to waste hours away!" *goes back to slaughtering both sides*

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13) Moebius:

(a) "Must be misunderstood. He needs a hug."

(b) "Perverted old geezer!"

(c) "Not even if I'm dieing of hunger."

(d) "If I use Flay, Implode, and Putrescence all at once ..."

(e) "Super glue ... check. Feathers ... check. Duct tape ... check. Rabid squirrels ... check. Here I come, Moebius!"

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That's the end of the quiz. Rank yourself according to the thingy below.

Mostly a's - You're a Whelp! When Dejoule called you a whelp, you weren't /too\ angry because you knew it was true. New to your Undead-hood, you have a lot to learn. Among those oh-so-important lessons are: humans are not your friends ... especially Moebius. In fact, it might be better for your health if you stay far, far away from him. Let the others deal with him. But don't worry; you've got "An Eternity of Midnights"... unless you meet Moebius. Then you'll end up skewered. And not in a good way. ((*sticks out tongue* Take that any way you like it!))

Mostly b's - Your rank is Princess. You specialize in collecting secrets ... and not much else. You live for the "Ahhh" sound your speakers make every time you walk over a card. Unfortunately, your inventory filled up a long time ago. You need to learn to empty it! Go Flay a couple peasants, and Implode some knights. Just remember to stop and smell the blood. We won't tell anyone if you cheat on your diet a little or get blood down your nice white armor.

Mostly c's - Congratulations, Count! The AA was talking about sending a representative to talk to you, but that was the other guy you just ripped the throat out of. You couldn't care less about secrets, or the item cards, so long as you have a steady supply of fast food. You're a very capable Vampire, and the others would like to throw you a party. The only problem is they're worried about your cannibalistic overtures. But the Whelp was feeling sorry for you, and is on their way. Enjoy your gift basket!

Mostly d's - Impressive, you got the rank of Overlord! You are very, very scary. Always ready to lend a helping Flay, you've perfected the art of the Spirit Forges just to keep your inventory full. If you ever get tired of having screaming humans ripped to shreds to feed your Flay fetish, try Princess. The weak Bone Armor doesn't hinder stronger undead, so you can get their 99 Flays, just make sure you don't send Whelp. On second thought, Whelp is helping Count address their drinking problem, but Princess must be glad to get those Flays off their hands.

Mostly e's - You're a genuine Devourer of Worlds! Among a select elite, you have little to fear, and almost everything fears you. Sadistic and cynic, with a fine sense of ironic humor, you are truly a lord of the undead. The untold masses, literally Legions that you have killed! You scoffed when it was said one couldn't stop an army. That "army", or what's left of them, is running back to their cowardly leader. You have only one thing to worry about ... the Crocodile Hunter. Yes, the Crocodile Hunter. Solely because you are rare, he will attempt to capture you and put you in a zoo. If he fails to get the hint you /like\ your native habitat, direct him to what's left of Whelp and Princess. They are far more in-danger-ed than you, and probably less of them left too.

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Please review and tell me what's your rank! I'm a Devourer of Worlds! ((My twisted sense of thinking has finally paid off!))

Maybe if people share their score, I can incorporate it into the next chapter. I can't actually put you in though. When I first started role- playing on-line, my friend yelled at me for even a fleeting mention of it! All those caps!!! Suffice to say, I'm unable to control anyone else's character.

Just click on the little box. Yes, the one down there, the pretty little box that says "Review!"