*Here's the seating arrangement, for those who're keeping up with last
chapter. Kain is sitting on the left of the couch, Arucard is in the
middle, and Raziel is sitting on the right. AF just happens to be sitting
at Kain's feet. Aru finally had to sit in the center to keep Razi from
trying to rip Kain a new one in the face and having AF bite him in
retaliation.*
Razi: *sulking* Are we really going to do this?
AF: Yup! With this chapter, the fic is officially moved into the Parody category.
Aru: Oh! *waves his hand in the air* Can I do it?! Please?!
Razi: *sigh* Go ahead. *thwacks AF* Stop calling me "Razi"! *AF whimpers*
Kain: *thwacks Raziel* Don't hit my fangirl. *AF gives Raziiiiii (( : p)) a big evil grin*
Raziel: O.o Okaayyyyy... I'm gonna leave that alone now... * leans away from the master Vampire and his new "pet"*
Aru: *scowl/pout* STOP IGNORING ME! *silence* Ahem, as I was saying, AF you need to answer those nice reviewers who waited for you to get your act into gear and type this.
AF: *blink*
Wise Man Domingo ~ I found your evil twin. *shudder* I hope my misfortune leads to the capture of that ...thing. *twitch* PINK IS BAD. *clears throat* I hope you like these TWO new chappys!
VladimirsAngel ~ Like I explained in my other chappy, my Kain is 5 seconds after yours. The time stream is scr*wed to the Hylden dimension and back, but we'll let Moebutt deal with that.
Concept of a demon ~ Have fun mercilessly slaughtering those sugared thingys.
Aru: *pats AF on the head* Good! You got them all!
AF: *crying* I only got three!!!
Raziel: *looks interested* Will you give up this senseless charade and stop attempting to write coherent fanfics?
AF: NEVER!
Guys: -_-;;
Raziel: *sigh* Been watching anime again, haven't you.
AF: ^^
Kain: As amusing as this is, how about a parody?
*AF gets up and selects a blue tape from a pile on top of the TV. She puts it in and presses play*
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*Raziel is practicing before presenting his wings*
Raziel: *running commentary ((Quick, someone shoot it! *thwack* Ow! Razi: . That is /so/ not funny.))* Hmn, I'll have to avoid tripping on those stairs. Don't want to scuff my feet either. Turel's been lax in his chores. I'll have to remind Kain ... later. Don't want my big moment to be over staged by Kain punishing Turel, as entertaining as it is. *gets to the part where he kneels and spreads his wings* Finally, my brothers will /have/ to acknowledge my superiority! *bows his head in mock-submission* And Kain will /have/ to give me the playstation!
*holy music plays ass a shaft of light, directed by some helpful Turelim, shines on a PS2 plugged into the Pillar of Energy*
SR Raziel: *runs in* What the...? Oh, it's this time. *starts muttering about infernal time streamers, then snaps out of it* Let me help you.
Raziel: *at the point where he stands* You look familiar...
SR Raziel: You're holding the wings wrong. Let me help! *runs behind Raziel*
Raziel: No, no! It's perfect! Hey, don't touch those! *too late* Ouch!
SR Raziel: *shocked* Opps.
Kain: *teleports in to play his PS2 before the meeting and sees Raziel standing over Raziel holding Raziel's wing bones* Raziel!
Raziels: Uh oh...
Kain: Look at what you did! This is why you can't have a PS2! Go to your room! Turel, Dumah, get Raziels out of my sight!
*Turel and Dumah cast Raziels out of the Sanctuary*
Raziel: *standing by the Razielim territory entrance* This is all your fault!
SR Raziel: My fault?! If you had just listened to me-
Raziel: Shut up! *takes a swing at SR Raziel and falls into the lake when he dodges* AHHHHH!!! *melts*
SR Raziel: .............$%*^.
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Raziel: *glares at AF* Not funny. *everyone else laughs harder*
AF: *nauseatingly cute voice reserved for little animals in danger of being suffocated* ^^ I wove you Razi!
Raziel: *sigh* That's what I'm afraid of. Who picks next? *both Arucard and AF wave their hands. Raziel ignores AF* Go ahead Arucard.
Aru: I'll pick the nice silver one. *pops in the tape*
AF: O_O Wait! *too late for her too*
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* In an open field, AF and her friends are shooting arrows in gym ((I'm the second best. I can hit the target almost in the center!))*
AF: * looks for teacher* ^.^ *shoots arrow across road into corn field ((the @#$% with rural, our school is surrounded by cornfields! ))*
Friends: O.o
Friend 1: *looks after arrow* Did you really do that?
AF: *grinning manically, shoots arrow after first* Yup.
Friend 2 ((sharing arrows for class)): You lost the arrows!
AF: You lost them first.
Friend 2: True, true. But I got more! ((If this sounds perverted in any way, he is.))
Friend 1: You sent them to arrow heaven!
AF: *sends rest of arrows on one way trip* ^________________^
Friends: O_o
AF: ^_^
Friends: O_O
AF: ^_____^
Friends: @_O
AF: ^_________^
Friends: @_@
AF: ^_________________^
Friends: You're insane!
AF: *shrug and grin* Like I ever denied it.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
AF: *frowns* That doesn't count as a parody. That actually happened.
Raziel: *rolls eyes* Why were your friends shocked?
AF: 'cause at school, I'm the one so quiet they forget I'm there. Or I'll be the quiet one who snaps.
Muses: @_o
Kain: Good fangirl. I'll get you trained up, and then I'll come take over your world.
AF: Sounds good to me. Who do I humiliate next? *both Aru and Razi pretend to be invisible* Hmn, I'll just chose -
Raziel: Red! *looks at horrified Arucard* Gotta love color coding.*pops the blood ((hint-hint)) red tape into the VCR*
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Raziel: *sneaks up on Kain at the Pillars*
Raziel: Kain.
Kain: *jumps* Ahhh!! *falls down, and one foot twitches*
Raziel: Kain? Kain?! *runs over to the Pillar of Energy and uses the jumper cables on Kain*
Kain: *sits up with Raziel's help* What is wrong with you?! You gave me a heart attack!! I'm two millennia old!
Raziel: *looking ashamed* Sorry. Are you alright? *Kain nods* Now prepare to die!
Kain:....
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Kain: *scowl* I'll get you Razi. *pops in a blue tape*
Raziel: *slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - *collapses due to lack of oxygen*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Raziel: *where he picks up the Reaver and gets it stuck to his hand ((SR2))* #$$% IT!
Moebius: *pointing* Ha ha!
Malek: *snicker*
Raziel: $^%& %&&# $&&% $^#&*!
*Raziel steps on the blade and pulls his hand free. The Reaver is now stuck to his feet. Raziel struggles with it and the scene turns into a big dust cloud. When the cloud clears, Raziel's hand is stuck to the blade and the hilt... well, let's just say the Reaver is where the first one melted off*
All: X_x
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Raziel: *glares at AF* You are one sick, twisted girl...
Kain: *looks at the giggling writer at his feet* What are you doing?
AF: I'm making you all pretty. Even more bishy than before!!
Guys: @_@ ;;
Raziel: What the...? What have you done?! *looks at his feet and hands. His claws are painted bright red to the main part of his hands. The red clashes against the blue* .;;
Aru: *has blue painted on his boots and gloves in imitation of nails* At least she made mine look ...well...
Raziel: *points a scarlet claw at Aru* Ha! Not even you can say something about her being 'good' and 'helpful' this time!
Kain: But I can. *he has an image of sarafan dieing horribly on his boots. His claws are silver with red tips that look like they've been tipped in blood*
Aru: ^^; She's not being destructive.
*BOOM*
Aru: ^^;;; Never mind.
Kain: *admiring his mural boots* That's my fangirl.
Raziel: *yells outside the room* AF! What have I told you?!
AF: *far away* It wasn't me!
Raziel: Shouldn't you be updating something?!
AF: *comes back into sight covered in soot and chicken feathers* Like what?
Raziel: *looks at stories AF has going* O.o What happened to The Cursed and The Damned?!
AF: ;_; That's what happens when no one reviews
Aru: She was left alone for too long.
Kain: But she got a new story staring me!
Raziel: *falls over laughing* I've seen what she's got planned for that one.
Kain: *ignores Raziel* When will it be up?
Aru: *still looking shocked at his gloves* In maybe a week.
AF: REVIEW! REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW! REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!
Raziel: Hey! Arucard never got a parody! *Aru sticks out his tongue*
Razi: *sulking* Are we really going to do this?
AF: Yup! With this chapter, the fic is officially moved into the Parody category.
Aru: Oh! *waves his hand in the air* Can I do it?! Please?!
Razi: *sigh* Go ahead. *thwacks AF* Stop calling me "Razi"! *AF whimpers*
Kain: *thwacks Raziel* Don't hit my fangirl. *AF gives Raziiiiii (( : p)) a big evil grin*
Raziel: O.o Okaayyyyy... I'm gonna leave that alone now... * leans away from the master Vampire and his new "pet"*
Aru: *scowl/pout* STOP IGNORING ME! *silence* Ahem, as I was saying, AF you need to answer those nice reviewers who waited for you to get your act into gear and type this.
AF: *blink*
Wise Man Domingo ~ I found your evil twin. *shudder* I hope my misfortune leads to the capture of that ...thing. *twitch* PINK IS BAD. *clears throat* I hope you like these TWO new chappys!
VladimirsAngel ~ Like I explained in my other chappy, my Kain is 5 seconds after yours. The time stream is scr*wed to the Hylden dimension and back, but we'll let Moebutt deal with that.
Concept of a demon ~ Have fun mercilessly slaughtering those sugared thingys.
Aru: *pats AF on the head* Good! You got them all!
AF: *crying* I only got three!!!
Raziel: *looks interested* Will you give up this senseless charade and stop attempting to write coherent fanfics?
AF: NEVER!
Guys: -_-;;
Raziel: *sigh* Been watching anime again, haven't you.
AF: ^^
Kain: As amusing as this is, how about a parody?
*AF gets up and selects a blue tape from a pile on top of the TV. She puts it in and presses play*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
*Raziel is practicing before presenting his wings*
Raziel: *running commentary ((Quick, someone shoot it! *thwack* Ow! Razi: . That is /so/ not funny.))* Hmn, I'll have to avoid tripping on those stairs. Don't want to scuff my feet either. Turel's been lax in his chores. I'll have to remind Kain ... later. Don't want my big moment to be over staged by Kain punishing Turel, as entertaining as it is. *gets to the part where he kneels and spreads his wings* Finally, my brothers will /have/ to acknowledge my superiority! *bows his head in mock-submission* And Kain will /have/ to give me the playstation!
*holy music plays ass a shaft of light, directed by some helpful Turelim, shines on a PS2 plugged into the Pillar of Energy*
SR Raziel: *runs in* What the...? Oh, it's this time. *starts muttering about infernal time streamers, then snaps out of it* Let me help you.
Raziel: *at the point where he stands* You look familiar...
SR Raziel: You're holding the wings wrong. Let me help! *runs behind Raziel*
Raziel: No, no! It's perfect! Hey, don't touch those! *too late* Ouch!
SR Raziel: *shocked* Opps.
Kain: *teleports in to play his PS2 before the meeting and sees Raziel standing over Raziel holding Raziel's wing bones* Raziel!
Raziels: Uh oh...
Kain: Look at what you did! This is why you can't have a PS2! Go to your room! Turel, Dumah, get Raziels out of my sight!
*Turel and Dumah cast Raziels out of the Sanctuary*
Raziel: *standing by the Razielim territory entrance* This is all your fault!
SR Raziel: My fault?! If you had just listened to me-
Raziel: Shut up! *takes a swing at SR Raziel and falls into the lake when he dodges* AHHHHH!!! *melts*
SR Raziel: .............$%*^.
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Raziel: *glares at AF* Not funny. *everyone else laughs harder*
AF: *nauseatingly cute voice reserved for little animals in danger of being suffocated* ^^ I wove you Razi!
Raziel: *sigh* That's what I'm afraid of. Who picks next? *both Arucard and AF wave their hands. Raziel ignores AF* Go ahead Arucard.
Aru: I'll pick the nice silver one. *pops in the tape*
AF: O_O Wait! *too late for her too*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
* In an open field, AF and her friends are shooting arrows in gym ((I'm the second best. I can hit the target almost in the center!))*
AF: * looks for teacher* ^.^ *shoots arrow across road into corn field ((the @#$% with rural, our school is surrounded by cornfields! ))*
Friends: O.o
Friend 1: *looks after arrow* Did you really do that?
AF: *grinning manically, shoots arrow after first* Yup.
Friend 2 ((sharing arrows for class)): You lost the arrows!
AF: You lost them first.
Friend 2: True, true. But I got more! ((If this sounds perverted in any way, he is.))
Friend 1: You sent them to arrow heaven!
AF: *sends rest of arrows on one way trip* ^________________^
Friends: O_o
AF: ^_^
Friends: O_O
AF: ^_____^
Friends: @_O
AF: ^_________^
Friends: @_@
AF: ^_________________^
Friends: You're insane!
AF: *shrug and grin* Like I ever denied it.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
AF: *frowns* That doesn't count as a parody. That actually happened.
Raziel: *rolls eyes* Why were your friends shocked?
AF: 'cause at school, I'm the one so quiet they forget I'm there. Or I'll be the quiet one who snaps.
Muses: @_o
Kain: Good fangirl. I'll get you trained up, and then I'll come take over your world.
AF: Sounds good to me. Who do I humiliate next? *both Aru and Razi pretend to be invisible* Hmn, I'll just chose -
Raziel: Red! *looks at horrified Arucard* Gotta love color coding.*pops the blood ((hint-hint)) red tape into the VCR*
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Raziel: *sneaks up on Kain at the Pillars*
Raziel: Kain.
Kain: *jumps* Ahhh!! *falls down, and one foot twitches*
Raziel: Kain? Kain?! *runs over to the Pillar of Energy and uses the jumper cables on Kain*
Kain: *sits up with Raziel's help* What is wrong with you?! You gave me a heart attack!! I'm two millennia old!
Raziel: *looking ashamed* Sorry. Are you alright? *Kain nods* Now prepare to die!
Kain:....
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Kain: *scowl* I'll get you Razi. *pops in a blue tape*
Raziel: *slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - *collapses due to lack of oxygen*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Raziel: *where he picks up the Reaver and gets it stuck to his hand ((SR2))* #$$% IT!
Moebius: *pointing* Ha ha!
Malek: *snicker*
Raziel: $^%& %&&# $&&% $^#&*!
*Raziel steps on the blade and pulls his hand free. The Reaver is now stuck to his feet. Raziel struggles with it and the scene turns into a big dust cloud. When the cloud clears, Raziel's hand is stuck to the blade and the hilt... well, let's just say the Reaver is where the first one melted off*
All: X_x
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Raziel: *glares at AF* You are one sick, twisted girl...
Kain: *looks at the giggling writer at his feet* What are you doing?
AF: I'm making you all pretty. Even more bishy than before!!
Guys: @_@ ;;
Raziel: What the...? What have you done?! *looks at his feet and hands. His claws are painted bright red to the main part of his hands. The red clashes against the blue* .;;
Aru: *has blue painted on his boots and gloves in imitation of nails* At least she made mine look ...well...
Raziel: *points a scarlet claw at Aru* Ha! Not even you can say something about her being 'good' and 'helpful' this time!
Kain: But I can. *he has an image of sarafan dieing horribly on his boots. His claws are silver with red tips that look like they've been tipped in blood*
Aru: ^^; She's not being destructive.
*BOOM*
Aru: ^^;;; Never mind.
Kain: *admiring his mural boots* That's my fangirl.
Raziel: *yells outside the room* AF! What have I told you?!
AF: *far away* It wasn't me!
Raziel: Shouldn't you be updating something?!
AF: *comes back into sight covered in soot and chicken feathers* Like what?
Raziel: *looks at stories AF has going* O.o What happened to The Cursed and The Damned?!
AF: ;_; That's what happens when no one reviews
Aru: She was left alone for too long.
Kain: But she got a new story staring me!
Raziel: *falls over laughing* I've seen what she's got planned for that one.
Kain: *ignores Raziel* When will it be up?
Aru: *still looking shocked at his gloves* In maybe a week.
AF: REVIEW! REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW! REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!
Raziel: Hey! Arucard never got a parody! *Aru sticks out his tongue*
