PROLOGUE

A little eggplant-coloured-hair boy sat contently on a squishy couch. His blue eyes fixated on a big black box. Trunks smiled. He hugged his yellow-rat-plush thingie. Everything was going according to plan.. Ash would battle the evil Team Rocket with his Pikachu's thunderbolt and the Gym owner would be forever in his debt, and then would give him the next badge-

"Hand over the nachos."

The tiny Sayain blinked out of his stupor. His surroundings suddenly became apparent to him. He heard his mummy's clever fingers tapping away at the keyboard in the other room.. and registered the three colourful fluffy teddy-bearish creatures sharing his couch. The yellow one next to him blinked her pretty lashful eyes.

"Are you okay Trunksie-wunkskii??" Lala squeaked, her face merging into whatever likeness a teletubbie could look like to be concerned. Trunks smiled at his new found best friend. Yes, everything was hokey pokey. He handed over the nachos bowl and nodded, and his eyes once again found themselves glued to his favourite telvision show - Pokemon - after the Teletubbies of course.

den de de den dennnnnnn.. [this is the part when flashy letters shoot across your computer screen to pokemon-style music] - Eggplant's Quest to be the very Best - a happy voice announces.

"ahem.. LAST WEEK, three mysterious, colorful figures jumped out of the Briefs' television.. (image of the three with cheesy smiles) creating havoc at Capsule Corp (Corp exploding). Their objective was to convert former evil-Sayain-Prince-turned-Z-fighter (sound of Vegeta's high-pitched screams), Vegeta to a teletubbie (pointy black hair sticking out of a pink suit). They were successful. (teletubbies doing a victory dance) Well after three weeks, the newly reformed teletubbies have settled comfortably in Trunk's home. These string of strange happenings have resulted in the mysterious dissapearence of Bulma Briefs. (question mark?) No one seems to care. But lurking amongst the millions of brainwashing-childrens'-programs out there.. is another suitor for evil. Yes, the POKEMON."

[high pitched female shrieking] [silence] [thunder noises]

story will start now..

or maybe next week :)

the paranoid faery hops back onto her purple striped mushroom