Tales Of A Killer Middle School

By Memory Revenge

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Chapter Six

Relief.For Now

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Author's Note: Okay, from what I hear everyone wants to see Wufei and Trieze duke it out. Am I right? I wasn't originally planning for that to happen but okay! However, first things first. I have a little note to DVL who wanted to see Heero bashed in anyway possible. DVL, I won't need those scythes of yours. I have my little attack dog. *Evil grin followed by evil chuckle*

Andrew and Meg found the table where Trisha, Sandra, and Arianna were sitting.

"There you are Meg." Sandra said as Meg and Andrew wat down. "We've been wondering where you were."

Arianna, or more commonly known as Ari, smiled and said, "Long time no see, eh?" Ari had long black hair and dark brown eyes. Her tan skin resembled that of a Pacific islander.

"Have any of you seen Darin or Nathan?" Andrew asked.

"There they are." Trish said, "Looks like they're coming over right now."

Nathan quietly sat down. Darin did the same and said, "Math was pretty boring."

"I thought there was supposed to be a sword fight." Meg said confused.

"What sword fight?" Trish asked confused.

"The one Darin and I started between our stupid math and social studies teacher." Meg said grinning.

"I really wanted to see some action." Darin said a little disappointed.

No sooner had he spoken when crashing through the cafeteria doors came Wufei and Trieze. Lady Une was following close behind. Since, the group was seated at the table closest to the cafeteria doors, they got front row seats.

Nathan just closed his green eyes and shook his head. "Be careful what you wish for, Darin." The blond haired boy said.

Darin ignored Nathan and yelled, "Now that's more like it! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"

Sandra sighed, "What is it with guys and physical violence? Anyone mind telling me?"

Everyone ignored Sandra and Darin continued on with his fight chant.

Wufei lunged at Trieze. "Die!"

"I'm already dead! You die!" Trieze blocked Wufei and urged the cold steel nearer to his throat.

"Never!" Wufei yelled as he pushed back at Trieze and knocked him off balance.

"Don't worry Mr. Trieze! I shall kill him!" Lady Une said taking out a gun.

"Stay out of this stupid woman!" Wufei rushed at Trieze

"Lady Une don't get involved. I must settle this on my own. It is up to me to avenge the death of myself!" Trieze regained his balance and made lunged at Wufei.

"You let me kill you, Trieze!" Wufei said while blocking Trieze.

"What? I did? Really?" Trieze stopped for a second.

"Wow, someone took some really strong stupid pills this morning." Andrew said.

"I'm sorry, but I must agree." Ari said.

"Me too!" Meg and Trish said at the same time.

Trieze glared at the group and made another lunge for Wufei. Wufei blocked, jumped back, and lunged for Trieze's heart.

"Mr. Trieze!" Lady Une said running over to Trieze.

Trieze's eyes had a glazed to look on them.

"I wonder if he's been eating too many glazed donuts." Darin said.

Lady Une glared at Darin.

"This has gone on long enough," A monotoned voice behind them said.

Everyone turned around to find that the voice belonged to a fifteen year-old, brown haired, blue eyed, guy who was wearing a dark green tank top, black spandex shorts, and tennis shoes. The speaker was none other than Heero Yuy.

"Trieze, get up. Your already dead." Heero said looking at Trieze.

Trieze slowly got up and said, "I'm still here," He looked around and said, "Come Lady Une. We musn't make a scene."

"A little late for that," Meg said sarcasticaly.

Wufei glared at her. "You're that smart alic girl!"

"You're my stupid math teacher!" Meg said with fake surprise.

Wufei glared at Meg. Meg calmly ate her lunch taking no notice whatsoever that Wufei's vein was visibly throbbing.

There was a collective sweatdrop between everyone else until Nathan, who was completely oblivious to everything that was going on, spoke up. "Does anyone know who the dean is?"

"I am. I'm Mr. Yuy." Heero said responding to Nathan's question. Heero took notice of Wufei's throbbing vein and said, "Wufei, if you're so annoyed by this girl I can give her detention and a referal."

Meg paled a little bit while Wufei evilly grinned.

"Yes, Heero. Please do so. I will be going to be room then." Wufei said walking away.

Heero took out a pad of referals and said, "What's your name?"

Meg desparately scrambled her brain for a way out of a referal. Luckily, she didn't have to try too hard because 30 seconds after Heero asked for her name, a banshee voice called out, "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Heero heard it and immediately started running. "How the hell did she find me?!" Heero cursed under his breath.

Unfortunetly for Heero, he was running the wrong way.

Relena popped out from behind a corner and glomped onto Heero. "Oh Heero, where have you been? I've been looking all over for you."

Heero desparately tried to get out of Relena's grasp but to no avail.

"Oh Heero, I've missed you so much. I've really wanted to see you since the last time you disappeared on me." Relena kept ranting.

"I almost feel sorry for him." Meg said sarcastically.

"Almost?" Andrew asked with a raised eyebrow.

"He almost gave me a referal."

Andrew nodded.

"Still, no one should have to go through that torture." Darin said covering his ears.

"I must agree. Why don't we help him out a little bit? Or at the very least give him a way to escape?" Ari said.

"Yeah, my ears are hurting." Trish said slightly annoyed.

Sandra, who had been staring on with a daydreamy look upon her face, gradually snapped out of her trance and noticed the rather annoying Relena. "Hey! Lady! The hot dean is off limits to annoying, pesky hoes!"

Everyone gapped at Sandra and her amuzing yet horrorifying outcry. While everyone else was gapping Heero managed to escape the grasp of the evil Relena.

"NO!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Relena screamed and took off after him.

"Serves her right." Sandra said.

Everyone just stared at her.

"What? Mr. Yuy is hot!"

"What about Mr. Winner?" Meg said with her eyebrow raised.

"Mr. Winner's hot too but in another way. Mr. Yuy just has that bad boy vibe that makes you wanna be bad with him."

There was a large collective sweatdrop until Nathan said, "What about our math teacher?"

"He's butt ugly!"

"Not to mention mean." Ari said.

"And a sexist pig!" Meg and Trish said at the same time.

"And what about Mr. Winner?" Darin said with his eyebrow cocked.

"He's just dreamy. Don't you think?" Sandra said going into lher little daydream.

"Yeah." Ari and Trish agreed getting almost as dreamy eyed as Sandra.

Darin, Nathan, and Andrew all shook their heads.

"Girls," Darin muttered.

"Why are they so hard to understand?" Nathan said.

"At least you're some what sane, eh, Meg?" Andrew said smiling at Meg.

Meg blushed. "It's kind of useless getting a crush on teacher."

"What about Mr. Yuy?" Nathan said trying to drag everyone out of their little worlds.

However, it failed for some people.

"I'll be paying him a couple of visits." Sandra said with a sly look in her eyes.

"Oh no." Ari said. "This could mean trouble."

"The things I want to do to him." Sandra said with the same look on her face.

"Hell no. Sandra, if you elaborate on those things I will." Darin started to say.

"You'll what? Hit pretty little me?" Sandra said, "Trisha, Trisha, Trisha. You really shouldn't have an abusive boyfriend."

Trish glared at Sandra and bit her tongue.

"I usually don't hit girls but I'll make an exception this time." Darin said. His temper was getting the best of him.

Just then the bell rang lessening the tension in the air.

"Well, what'll you know. I have to get to band." Meg said with a fake smile on her face.

"Yes, we probably should get to our classes now." Ari said trying to help Meg break the tension.

"Of course," Sandra said dryly. "Wouldn't want to be late now, would we?"

"I have band next. I'll come with you Meg." Nathan said.

Andrew threw a glare at Nathan. Nathan whispered something to Andrew and Andrew nodded.

Meg stared at them. What could they possibly be talking about?

"Before I forget, does anyone else have homeroom during eighth period in room 157?" Ari asked.

Everyone said they did and started walking their separate ways.

"See everyone in homeroom." Andrew said as everyone went his or her separate ways. Nathan and Meg started to walk down to the band room together.